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Great beginnings

Someday I’m going to write a book with this as an opening line:

So there I was, dressed like Pinocchio in drag with my dick in a splint.

March 25th, 2005 | Category: trifle

5 comments to Great beginnings

  • Mur
    March 25, 2005 at 2:54 pm

    Why in the world wait for “someday?” Why not today?

    Although I must wonder why you’re using first person POV…

  • Joe Murphy
    March 25, 2005 at 5:24 pm

    I don’t know, first lines should be something catchy.

  • Michael Mennenga
    March 25, 2005 at 5:37 pm

    I’m sure that I have seen the movie version of this late at night on Skin-a-max.
    Speaking of which, has anyone had a chance to see ‘Spider-Babe?’ It’s bound to be a cult classic for Sci-Fi perverts everywhere.

  • Derek
    March 30, 2005 at 4:36 am

    Spider-Babe was horrible, even on fast forward.

  • Michael Mennenga
    March 30, 2005 at 5:48 pm

    It was ‘suppose’ to be horrible. That’s what made it fun. The Sex was pointless, the dialog made you groan, and the special effects were noon-existent. What else do you need for an hour and a half laugh-fest. We were in tears.