Dragon Page Wingin’ It #46: Incoming! We Got F-Bombs!
Warning: rough language and drunken debauchery and extreme sexual innuendo contained within
What’s on this week: Incoming! We Got F-Bombs!
Summer’s down and out with something flu-like, so Michael, Evo and Joe are joined in studio by Jack Mangan, Mark Forman, and TD-0013 heading up a beer-totin’ Dune Sea Stormtrooper squad!
The Rules for the Wingin’ It Drinking Game. Will listeners be able to remain conscious through the end of the show?
- First Drink of the Day: Stone IPA, Sam Adams Chocolate Bock, XXX Stout, Stone Smoked Porter
- Voicemails for TD-0013: Rob Parent, Mark in St Louis, RapidEye
- Karen from California: Why I Like Mike
- Drinking Games: (Spherical Tomi) 3-Man
- Chinese Year of the Hair of the Dog that Bit Ya
- Deep Thoughts from Michael: Sex
- Evo Genius: Mike’s Faults
- Cooler Than You: Adventures of the Black Tornado
- Evo ends the Love Fest with “Mike’s Faults”
- Snakes on a Plane, man!
- Jack Mangan’s Duel of the Fates 2: Thor vs Evil Dead’s Ash
- Re-Beer: Monty Python’s Holy Ale
- TD-0702 and Joe talk fire-eating techniques
- Mark from Memphis chats it up
- Re-Beer: Yusan Jade Mountain brought by Mark Forman — Happy Chinese New Year!
- Slacker Astronomy Tip: schizophrenia linked to cat poo?
- Brokeback Dragon Page
- Tim Tam Explosions
- Music: “Scott Bakula” by Sunspot
- Who would you switch sides for?
- Voicemails: Ari (Boston), Paul from Des Moines, Diana from Toledo, Phil (UK), Mark from St Louis
Want to send us comments? Feel free to call us at 206-600-GEEK (600-4335) and let ‘er rip, or send some bloody emails!
Promos:
- ICE Escape Writer’s Conference
- Thanks from TD-0013
- Command Line Podcast
- Kick-Ass Mystic Ninjas AmEx Card
- Whole Lot Of Nonsense
- Dragon Page Roving Reporter #1: Report #2
- TSFPN.com
- Dragon Tail: For Her Ecstasy
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February 1st, 2006 at 6:59 am
For tickets to join in on the in-studio fun - write Michael at mike@dragonpage.com
No really… After this episode, everyone will want to be in on the fun.
This little studio will only hold so many. I’m going to start scheduling in-studio guests.
February 1st, 2006 at 7:52 am
I know I would like to visit. but being a poor college student sucks.
February 1st, 2006 at 8:08 am
“Thank you Freya.”
“Thank you Frigga.”
That was the coolest doodle of the fates ever–and Evo pronounced it right without thinking about it! That’s what stress will do to you, bro. Now what’s this about the land of the blind and the one-eyed snake (on a plane)?
February 1st, 2006 at 9:17 am
Dude! Tim Curry. Okay, I had to chime in on that one; it’s only fair and manly and all that. Yeah! His only flaw is he should have kicked Tom Cruise’s lily-white ass in Legend. Can you imagine seeing him and Alan Tudyk on the stage at the same time in Spamalot? Set hinges on swing!
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Oh, and Evo: you know exactly what I’m talking about when I say, “Too much information!”
February 1st, 2006 at 9:25 am
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Mike, seriously, I pity you for all that editing.
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Otherwise, this had to be the funniest single episode I ever had the enjoyment of listening to. Shen sheng de gao wan! [Even though it's Wednesday
] I’ve never laughed harder than at the last 10 minutes or so. Seriously, there were tears.
Also, congrats on breaking the hour and a half mark, thus ensuring that this masterpiece will never fit on a frakking audio-cd (mp3 is a different story…).
My only regret (and probably her saving grace) was that Summer was sick and thus couldn’t… join in the fun, as it were. But that probably would make the room just that much more rowdy, chaotic, and crowded (which I’m sure was abound in spades).
Finally, I couldn’t believe the amount of wisecracks that were delivered. I may have a smart mouth once in a while, but I bow to the master, Mr. Forman.
February 1st, 2006 at 10:07 am
OK… Don’t panic people. I’m not saying, “don’t come to the studio.” We welcome ‘all’ that want to join into the fray. (We need the beer
I’m saying that we discovered our maximum capacity for bodies stuffed into a back-office studio. (That number is 9.) Standing room only after that.
If you’re planning a trip, and want to visit us, send me an email and I’ll give you the record date and a time to be here.
This party is getting popular - I just want to make sure there is room for all.
February 1st, 2006 at 10:25 am
When you said you were going to play a song about Scott Bakula I was really hoping it would be Sunspot. I first heard them on a different podcast and I’ve since bought all their albums.
They do a podcast sometimes when they’re on the road and if you want to hear the absolute wrongest song about the Toys R Us giraffe you need to listen to their show #2: http://sunspotroadmania.blogspot.com/2005_05_01_sunspotroadmania_archive.html
The song intro starts at 28:33. Everyone who I’ve had listen to it gets it stuck in their head.
And to think, if it wasn’t for podcasts I would never have heard it!
Also, I totally agree with Evo’s wife. Definitely Angelina Jolie! I’d probably even take her over Scott Bakula!
February 1st, 2006 at 4:01 pm
I can’t believe my official answer was “Weird Al”…
And - - thanks, Mark in NY!
February 1st, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Hey… At least your guy is living. I’m a necrophiliac.
February 1st, 2006 at 5:49 pm
At least you knew your guy’s name. I couldn’t even remember mine.
February 2nd, 2006 at 12:24 am
This was by far the best Wingin’ it EVER
Mike… I think y’all need to stop thinking about your limitations in terms of how many people will fit in the room…. but in terms of how big the room actually is.
INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE ROOM
February 2nd, 2006 at 3:58 am
So the search for a man for TD begins…
How bout Denis Leary???
Great show guys, had me laughing out loud in my uni library!
February 2nd, 2006 at 11:34 am
You are truly cruel, cruel people. All of you are going to a Special Hell. I never realized you said my name so much. Jack said, “Spherical Tomi” FOUR TIMES, and then Joe chimes in with “Brilliant” and TD-0003 laid “The Man in Black” on me. Loved every minute of the show, this should be listed required listening for podcasting.
February 2nd, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Holy Sheep Poo Batman!
You need to start putting disclaimers on your padcast not to listen to them whilst driving!
I, of course, was dutifully listening at work and got many a strange look from my coworkers when I would burst into fits of laughter.
So looking at the pic of the Motley Crue up there, who’s who? I recognize Evo and “Big Ear Lopes” Michael, and I’m guessing the “I’m not admitting I like guys” TD0013 (speakingof which, the more you deny it, the more it must be true, eh?) Who are the rest? For those of us not present at this shindig.
All I have to say is bravo guys! Wingin It! has been my favorite of your three shows and it just keeps getting better and better! Bravo!
February 2nd, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I’ll admit it was one heck of a funny show, and I’ll admit my voice was present in the cast, but why do you insist on telling the “good listeners” of Wingin It, that I was in the studio. We all know that my appearance was via audio-holograph because Evo had me locked inside his trunk beating back TD0013’s one-eyed snake with his green wooden cock.
February 2nd, 2006 at 2:24 pm
He who is Jack Mangan is in the shades, and the Brooklyn Bluesman is ducking under Michael’s reckless cigar.
The 3 Stormtroopers are providing cover for Joe… there must have been a Tusken sighting.
February 2nd, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Great show guys considering there couldn’t much more freefall.
I thought about it and decided on Buster Keaton for myself.
And, yeah, TD0013 and Dennis Leary, ooh the pillow talk going on there.
February 3rd, 2006 at 12:31 am
OMFG… you guys almost get me arrested by the TSA for the outburst and rolling on the floor laughing after the switching sides part…. thanx alot guys
February 3rd, 2006 at 10:24 am
Mother of Pearl.
You raised (or lowered) the bar with that one.
February 3rd, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Dudes… messed up.
Snakes on a plane, that show was messed up.
I was among the many giggling viciously at the insanity that occurred with this show. They say that laughter is the best medicine, and I’ll admit that you guys are gonna need FDA approval before releasing future episodes of this show on the public.
Mike needs to be thankful that you played the Sunspot song instead of this one - http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/
Great work guys, yet again.
February 4th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Indeed, this was the best Dragon Page I’ve heard.
February 5th, 2006 at 5:00 am
I bet by the time they make “Snakes in a Hypercube” it’ll be direct to DVD.
BEER!
February 6th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Prior to a week ago, Amanda Tapping and Teryl Rothery at the same time… but that was before I saw the light… Dana Delany, Amanda Tapping and Teryl Rothery at the same time.
Showtime has a show called the Lword… and Dana Delany was on it. nuff said.
When are we getting the podcast of Killer Bunnies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
February 6th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
This is the first Wingin’ it I have ever heard. I Kaching love this shit!!!! Sorry, had to imitate the editing art. I Have been listening to you guys for 24/7 honest to god nonstop for i guess 3 or 4 days now!!!! thank you for existing guys. Keep it up!!!! holy shit.
February 7th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Best. Episode. Ever.
February 7th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Not only did the L word have Dana Delany, it had Dana Delany THIS CLOSE to macking on Jennifer Beals. Ran and leaped onto my bunk.
February 10th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Weird Al got a lot cuter when he cut his air and lost the glasses.
February 11th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Best damn podcast!
February 25th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Can you be my best friends? Just ran into your page while googling “the coolest doodle”. Thanks!
Morgan