Dragon Page Wingin’ It #53: Voicemail Show
This Week’s Voicemail Show!
This show is for you! We’re receiving so much voicemail and email feedback commentary that it just won’t fit in one show anymore. Plus there are all those extra long drinking game cues from commenters…
On the mics are: Evo, Michael, Joe, Jack Mangan and Tee Morris… The guys are really drunk starting out! Keep an eye out for Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Podcast, the latest addition to the Farpoint Media stable.
- Mark from Memphis!
- Paul from Des Moines on Snakes on a Plane
- Darryl from Austin wants more show, plus cinema boobies and cinema sex
- BA in Phoenix’s cinema boobies
- Adam in Boston blames us for getting hooked on BSG
- Danni in NC suggests an addition to the Dragon Page Diet Plan
- Andrew has some feedback on the Drinking Game
- Dean from Idaho on cinema sex
- Rob from Knoxville on cinema sex
- Tim from The Babylon Podcast praises Karen’s sex bit
- JR from San Diego
- Norm from Nebraska with a Happy St Patrick’s Day
- Darryl from Austin calling in while stumbling home drunk, wants to know about Full Contact Monopoly
- Enormous from Australia on driving long distance without seeing anything
- Robin from Thanecast
- Wingin’ It Sobriety Checks
- Happy Birthday, Michael!
Hey, Don’t Forget! Check out Charlie the Beer Guy’s new Beercast, Speaking of Beer!
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself!


March 23rd, 2006 at 1:32 am
Best.
Show.
Ever.
March 23rd, 2006 at 4:25 am
Downloaded this morning. Listened to it on the way to college. I feel like I need to congratulate you while I’m meant to be working. Well done for getting Joe drunk and Mike should be talked into something that he wouldn’t do while sober and used as part of a new “Mike’s faults!”
Was truely a great show. Tee and Jack should be there more often, for the only reason to just piss Evo off and say “Next Voicemail!” instead of the Terra.
March 23rd, 2006 at 6:14 am
9:10 am.
5 minutes into the voicemail show.
First drink of the day > DayQuil.
March 23rd, 2006 at 6:50 am
Wow, was I drunk… Telly Savalas.
March 23rd, 2006 at 8:49 am
Holy. Jesus. Lord. In. Heaven. What. In. The. Hell. Just. Happennenned?
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:07 am
I did not even remember this show until I edited it up on Monday.
Yeah, three shots of vodka in 5 min at the beginning of the show = fucked-up-drunk an hour later in the voicemail show. *sigh*
More shows like this will be the death of us.
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:10 am
If you listen very carefully, around minute 38 or so, you can actually here Mike’s liver whimper.
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:12 am
Good christ. The way I’ve been commenting lately, you’d think I was drunk all the damn time.
hear, damnit, hear.
I swear, I’m only one quarter as ignorant as I appear in writing.
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:20 am
Did Danni from NC say “My cunny,”??? Thats as dirty as you guys were drunk.
Thanks for giving me my wish one week after I asked for it!! When my buddy gets off his lazy ass, I’ll send some audio of rugby players shooting the boot (drinking out of a size 15, used that day rugby boot).
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:43 am
Check it out:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/23/film.snakes.reut/index.html
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:04 am
“The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, “I want these mother– snakes off the mother– plane!” Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.
“Apparently, the studio got the hint….Those involved with the film said the reshoots weren’t prompted by fans but rather by the existing footage that already was a hairline into R territory. Within the studio, the thinking was, “We’re already going to get an R, why not go all the way?” But the filmmakers do concede that the Jackson line will be in the movie for the sake of the fans.”
…YES!
March 23rd, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Was it me, or did it seem like all of the callers were as drunk as our esteemed hosts? Perhaps some sort of retroactive time-travelling contact buzz was going on. That might explain J.R.’s shout-out to Soe and Jummer.
March 23rd, 2006 at 1:00 pm
I can neither confirm nor deny that I ever sent that voice mail, though the voice did sound vaguely familiar.
I did forget to name a few people though, and the list for Wingin’ It! waxes and wanes like the tides. Now it is waxier than it was before and perhaps someday it’ll be whinier, but I doubt it.
I still need to do something with the sound bite I grabbed of Mike saying ‘Everything that hangs down on me is big’ and add that to Karen’s ’sex kitten’ bit. Oh I feel evil. Yes, just so very evil.
March 23rd, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Wait, Tee said it was cold?
I checked weather.com, and the weekend of March 18-19 was H:68F(20C) L:55(~13C) and H:58F(~14C) L:46F(~7C) for Phoenix. If Wingin’ it was recorded on Saturday afternoon, I’d say that was damn decent weather and would have gladly gone without a jacket. If it was the Sunday, I’d have worn a windbreaker maybe, but then again I’m a crazy canuck with semi-permanent winter up here, so things tend to get skewed to me.
March 23rd, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Mark A, in Arizona, anything below 80 F (~27 C) is referred to as “cold”, and anything below 60 F (~16 C) is called “freezing”. It’s state law or something. You’ve got semi-permanent winter, we’ve got semi-permanent Hell.
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:26 pm
LOL you will have to have new podcast after that. ” Hangover Cast”.
March 24th, 2006 at 5:45 am
Where the hell do I start? This episode was absolutley awasome. Also I think I have the reason why that episode was so crazy and it can be sumed up in two words (with my tounge planted firmly in cheek) -
Tee Morris
Absolutley awsome. Looks like you guys might be using that good ‘ol reset button you used after 46…again
March 24th, 2006 at 6:57 am
Mark A, it wasn’t really cold the day we were shooting. But the nights have been pretty nippy, and Evo lives up in the mountains. When I came home from that weekend back to Tucson, there was ice on nearby Mount Lemon.
March 24th, 2006 at 9:27 am
Scottie Bakula on stage, off Broadway?
March 24th, 2006 at 11:45 am
My gods, you need to change the name of the ‘cast from “Wingin’ It” to “Drunkin’ It,” my friends.
Good gorram, I’m so glad I didn’t participate in the drinking game this time around, or I’d be sending my hospital bills to AZ.
March 24th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
I’m a bad geek. I don’t have a proper non-web-based email account. When I click the contact button for emailing you guys, it launches my mail client and for the life of me I can’t work out just getting the email addy out of those links. Someone have mercy and type out the email, preferably for Mike so I can send a voice file?
I’ve sent you folks a gift and I want to tell you about it…
March 25th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
I have to say, as a anti-alcohol person(my dad was a bad sober), I do think the excessive use of drink cues(not the occasional slip, but the blatently obvious ones) is dragging the “funny” level of the show down. You guys got so drunk with this show, that I didn’t get many laughs out of it.
March 25th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
OK, I have started playing the game, but with a “small” twist(ie, I’m more of a pansy than Joe). I have Iced tea “on tap” and instead of shots, I take sips.
March 27th, 2006 at 9:10 am
So where’s this photo of Karen’s friend’s new rack?!
March 27th, 2006 at 9:41 am
Concerning photo of KfK’s Friend: It’s on my laptop, safe and sound, in my bunk…until KfK either:
(a) sends me another that has “permissions” for me to post on my Flickr.
- or -
(b) reveals more details on the “Give to the ClickGrid and get a picture of the girls”
Oh and for the record…I alos have a picture of KfK in her leathers. I’ll be in my bunk, if you need me…
Concerning the WIVM Show: WOW…we were DRUNK for this show. And yeah, I get chatty when I drink. This weekend, I did embibe a bit. (Charlie the Beer Guy, do you have room for the odd guest review?) Tried MONTY PYTHON’S HOLY AIL…not bad. If there is such a thing as a fun beer, then that’s it. I also tried the Arrogant Bastard Ale; and while I liked it, I think the OAKED Arrogant Bastard Ale has more flavor to it.
MY God, we were drunk on this show. When can we do it again?