Wingin’ It! beer openers - NOW SHIPPING!
Don’t be the last one in your support group to own a true piece of inspiration from the friendly people at the Dragon Page Wingin’ It!. For less than the price of large pizza, you can get the very same BEER OPENER you hear slamming down on the console every week when were record WI!.
And yes, it is every bit as cool as the chick on the left makes it seem. And very yes, her glee comes from knowing she’s more talented than the rest of us shmucks who never seem to get it on the first try. We are baffoons.
Only $9.99
plus $4.05 for Priority USPS shipping - We’ll figure something out for the international folks.
Each comes in at 3.5 inches tall, 2 inches wide and 6.5 inches in circumference and includes the high quality image you see in the sample, which proves that you won’t get drunk with just anyone.
April 7th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Awesome!
Hmmmm, how much is it going to be to ship up to your cold loving neighbours to the North? :o)
April 7th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Done and done.
Give the Pney Express people a hard slap so they get here fast. I have beer that needs opening in a loud way.
April 8th, 2006 at 1:36 am
Finally, DragonPage Tchotkie’s/Swag!!! yahoo!
April 8th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
One question before I sell part of my soul (no, you can’t have the whole thing yet, I’m not done with it!):
Will it work with twist top beers?
April 9th, 2006 at 7:49 am
Ok,
It looks like shipping up north will only require an extra $1.34 us. Not bad. Anyone from up that way, can add it to the paypal order when you click the link. (I think) If not send from paypal to dragon@dragonpage.com and just send the $1.34 alone. I’ll keep track here.
For all you folks across the pond. I am looking into it, and should have that price soon.
Mark A… Yes this works with twist off, and it works on any cap that you can remove with a church key opener.
I’m ordering the openers Monday, and we should have them here to start shipping out in a week. Keep the orders coming in. The more pre-orders we have, the more I can buy at the start.
April 9th, 2006 at 11:19 am
Awesome! Okay, sent in my order and transferred an extra 1.34USD to ya!
I wasn’t able to figure out how to add the $1.34 to the main order, so I had to transfer it you guys in a separate transaction.
Can’t wait to open my first beer with this thing!
Shiny! :o)
April 9th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
“every week when were record WI!.” der, wazzat again? Typin’ drunk, again, are ya? Well, it’d suit my candy-ass fine should it work on soda bottles as well^^ btw, Mike, that chocolate stout? It tastes about as much like ass as Coors, and I ain’t talkin’ about those belonging to either Angelina Jolie or even Tim Curry. And as much as I paid, the damn thing oughta have done . . . the former, understand.
April 9th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Well Mike, if you were looking for it to taste like a yahoo you’re out of luck, but I still love it.
I guess the orders for outside the US will have to be done in two payment. That’s not a problem. I can track it just fine on my end. I will refine the extra shipping costs as things progress.
Looks like at this point an extra $5 should cover the international rate. I’ll know more when I get the openers in and check size and shipping weight. If you wish to pre order, just buy the opener, and I will send a request for the extra shipping costs later. This way we can get an idea of how many we will need to get in.
If you’re not comfortable ordering something in the blind. I’ll have the exact costs in a couple weeks.
April 9th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
No such word as “baffoon” Mike…unless you want to add it to the DP/DPW Glossary of Terms! There you go: a new idea….
April 9th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Oh shit-we’ve been mennegasiaed again-..”taste like yahoo.” As you all know Yahoo is a web portal and company that hands over Chinese dissident journalists to brown -nose he chines government. “Yoohoo” is a chocolate favored drink. Mikey baby-you’re the human ginza knife for the English language-haha.
April 10th, 2006 at 6:01 am
Just orderd mine. When will there be Wingin’ It T-shirts for the fans????
Regards from Sweden (yes the land of IKEA)
April 10th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
The order has been placed. They tell me that I will have the openers in 10 days. I will get them on the road asap after that.
Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered. You Rock!
April 10th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
WOO-HOO I got mine coming!
April 10th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Hoody hoo! No more shall those pesky bottles thwart my drunkeness! Or something like that.
I admit I’d been curious about the bottle opener since you guys started using it.
April 12th, 2006 at 11:44 am
I expect nothing less than a 3rd rate packing job. Dont fail me Mike.
April 12th, 2006 at 11:57 am
Thanks for the vote of confidence Alvie.
I have a whole bunch of bread-ties saved up just for you.
April 13th, 2006 at 8:51 am
Im an American, Sir. Voting is my civic duty.
Hey! How’d you fuckin know I collect bread-ties?!?!?!?
April 13th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Just ordered mine. Can’t wait to not have that little red circle on my forearm from trying to open non-twist tops.