What’s on this week: The Return of the Cool: TD-0013!
Michael, Evo, Summer, Joe, Jack Mangan (Deadpan Podcast), Charlie the Beer Guy (Speaking of Beer), and Eliza the budding pastry chef are all fortunate to be present for the return of TD-0013!
- Eliza has brought Pooping Peepcakes
- First Drink of the Day: Four Peaks IPA, Weinhardt’s Cream Soda and Root Beer
- TD-0013 receives his gifts from Karen
- SciFi Poetry Slam: Digital Divide
- Chatroom update: 39 folks in attendance, and John in Seattle will pay for someone to smack Evo
- Live Studio Feed is current and active!
- Dragon Page Pool Temperature Check: 68 degrees
- Dragon Page Pool Party Date: RSVP for June 10, 2006
- Learning Mandarin with Mark: Joe, say something!
- Pimping the Click Grid
- The Dragon Page R&D Team: This Week’s Drinks
- Wingin’ It Drink Recipe Book Call for Submissions: send to crowe @ geeklectic.com
- Re-Beer!
- The Wingin’ It Slammin’ Beer Opener is almost sold out
- News: Star Trek style Synthehol technologically available now
- Haiku Moment: Arigato
- Live Caller: Karen from Kalifornia
- Mur Lafferty (Geek Fu Action Grip): Actions and Consequences
- Gifts from Francis B: Beers of the World
- Evo thinks he and Michael need an image consultant… Calling Queer Eye for the Geek Guy
- Balticon Podcast: Harry Potter scoop
- A friendly heterosexual thigh-hug between guys
- Jack gets fan mail about the international proliferation of “Spherical Tomi”
- Snakes on a Plane!
Listen to the Wingin’ It Voicemail show later this week! That’s right… double the Wingin’ It fun, because you asked!
Want to send us comments? Feel free to call us at 206-600-GEEK (600-4335) and let ‘er rip, or send some bloody emails!
Promos:
Wil Wheaton
PSA: Friends don’t let friends Podcast drunk
Kick-Ass Mystic Ninjas: Rescuing English Lit prisoners everywhere
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
My Fan Club needs no protection via pieces of cod. Unless I am doing my W. impression.
[george]Major combat operations in Iraq have ended…lookit my flightsuit, it came with a codpiece…hehehe. Ain’t that sumpthin?[/george]
http://www.kwhitaker.com/mission_accomplished.jpg
My fan club is already as steel. Afraid said codpiece would be overkill.
WTF!!!! I walk away for a few minutes and chaos insues. I still maintain that comments need numbers so when I walk about at 29, I can easily find 30.
WTF!!! Cod Pieces, Club Names, Haircuts. No one had Prince ALbert in their club I hope. I wonder which club will be the first to get the Evo tatoo.
You can watch your Evo grow. You can play with your Evo. Women love to blow… uh.. never mind. I guess it’s not the same as $100.
With all this talk of clubs, what the hell was the show about this week. I know I had a comment. I just know I did.
Oh! Hi Jack.
See, thatll teach you to sprout legs and walk away.
Theres a show somewhere within this bedlam?
Okay so first I want to say y’all are nuts. Second, Jeremy I was laughing my ass off. I am sorry to all the republicans here but as a full blooded liberal- that was fucking funny. I could hear him saying it. You can’t tell me that W is not a barrel of laughs. I laugh at him everyday myself.
I vote that the “R” word and the “L” word no longer be used here. I get enough of that agenda driven bullshit on tv. And in the newspaper. And at work. And at the movies. And by my fan club.
Oh yes, its always agenda driven.
Well, “R” word, if it is only Rossi.
“L” if it is in reference to love of the Phil.
…or the Mangan. He is worthy.
On that I will agree. The Mangan is truly worthy. Bless you sir.
60!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
L or R, I caught on early that this was a politics free zone. That’s why I only made fun on the man…
Word Jeremy.
“Too…many…podcasts…”
LOL
Yea! Something to get me through the rest of the afternoon!
The white armored thong was labor of love, created in secrecy, and birthed in the joy that is felt when viewing the mighty hard bodies of the Storm Troopers.
Never the less, should others desire this unique protective device, it is available to contributers to the Con Fund. Sand not included. Not intended as a contraceptive, available only to adults, side effects may include aggressiveness, caustic wit, increased thirst, and a liking for Axe deoderant. Discontinue use if Evo starts to look good.
Feh… When they all wear the whole suit for extended periods of time then *maybe* they should get one.
You giving them away to everyone kind of sucks the specialness out of this one now.
The above entry is a joke.
Actually I agree with TD. Karen, dont spread the love around too easily. Make peeps earn the piece.
We actually having this conversation?
Now there’s 68 comments. LOL
Now there are 69!
Luck ass Jeremy. Gettin the 69.
Ooh 70!
I think you should post the drink recipies from the R&D team
wooo! early wingin it!
Come on, people! Get it to 100!
OK, I’ll bite. In an effort to hit the century mark, let me float out a question. It’s simple yet thought provoking…
You’re stranded on a desert island, but are magically granted an infinite amout of beer. However, it must be only one specific beer from one specific brewery. What is it?
Pool party’s coming up. I’m taking notes.
Ok Ill add to this…. First of all Karens Sex with Six drink recipe from this show is awesome. I had quite a memorable evening Saturday night having sex with six. (mmmm… I wish)
On that note: Charlie darling, I do love you, but alas I am not a beer drinker. The closest I come to beer is Mikes Hard Lemonade. At my job they have a fully stocked bar and we are allowed to drink out of it after 4:30 pm. Sometimes if I am working late and do not want to get totally bombed I will pop into the beer fridge and drink a Blue Moon. Its good with a slice of orange in it too.
Re the “sex change” vs “Switching sides” thing.
I’m sure this didn’t filter through the alchocol, but I think that what ware *really* being asked was closer to the following:
Many people are predudiced against bi/homo sexuality. To get them into bed, you would need to be the gender they prefer. Andrea (being bi) would stay bi if she changed gender… but would probably no longer be of interest to, for example, Pierce Brosnon. On the other hand, she might have a better chance with Rupert Everett. What male (or strictly hetro female) would she change gender for?
Fully stocked bar at work that opens at 4:30 pm. Are you hiring? Need an an assitant?
Coffee from concentrate just doesn’t compare to the notion of free alcohol as provided by work.
Charlie I would have to take Miller Lite as I would need something cheap and hideous to batter the rats in.
Eileen is calling us to arms for 100 comments – and this one puts us one closer.
This is important because it’s Monday and very little good comes from Monday’s.
Yes, it is good of Elisha to do this. 100 posts would be a grand thing. Thank you again Eureeka.
Phil I will hire you as my assistant. The job will be very physically demanding though. Oh and the uniform is a bit revealing, I hope you dont mind. Then of course I need to be fanned and fed grapes as well. Still interested?
Yep. Still interested? When’s my first day? I fan like a motherfucker, by the way.
What does it take to “fan like a motherfucker”? Large arms? High stamina? Lack of self respect?
This question I ask of you.
High level of stamina an eagerness to please. This eagerness is the whole reason why I’m a runner. Gotta keep that endurance up for just such a job offer.
Phil- you can start right away. Please goto the airport, there will be a plane ticket waiting for you. Dont worry about your belongings you wont need anything. You can run here too if you think it will help with that eagerness and endurance.
The same eagerness is the whole reason Im a smoker.
What are we at, 85? 15 more to go?
I wonder if, at 100, strange hyroglyphics will appear, blast doors will come down, and the room will grow a translucent blue – hence deepening the mystery of the hatch…I mean comment board.
Old Lady: You just ran?
Forrest: I just ran.
L.B.J: Where were you hit son?
Forrest: In the buttocks.
L.B.J: I’d like to see that…
This IS where we were going, right?
I do have nice buttocks. Access to these sweet cheeks is restricted to my new employer.
I didnt realize anyone was actually trying to gain access to your cheeks.
Well the loin cloth he has to wear for his uniform provides quick access to those sweet checks.
and yes this is where we are always going
Thats cheeks not checks. But hey whats wrong with a sweet check?
Oh Im sure thats where we are always going. Kicking and fucking screaming mind you, but going nonetheless.
Does anyone in America still take checks?
Alvie, Phil- I think the 3 of us deserve a prize when we get to 100… what do you think?
I thought fucking and screaming was the prize.
**Ahem**
Being a part of the Dragon Page community should be enough for us. It is an honor, nay, privilege to be part of something so grand, so entro-taining. In fact me thinks this, and this alone, is what it truly means to be human…
…fuck it youre right.
Ha ha ha.
Ah, the things we do to struggle through a Monday.
‘Specially when the network is down and the only thing I can do is fake work and post on the board. Never thought Id miss work so much.
Tee Hee.
Fake work…is that anything like pseudo-productivity?
GOOOOOOOOALLLL!