Dragon Page Wingin’ It #58: DJ Your Asses Off!
What’s on this week: DJ your asses off!
Michael, Evo, Summer, Joe, and Eliza the budding pastry chef are all alone in studio, because of the earlier-than-usual start.
- Eliza can’t perform on command
- Summer displays ADD behaviors
- First Drink of the Day: Radik sent us Cascazilla Red Ale, and Evo likes it… he really really likes it. Mike on the Ithaca Apricot Wheat? Not so much. Ithaca Nut Brown: better
- The Dragon Page R&D Team: This Week’s Best
- Wingin’ It Drink Recipe Book Call for Submissions: send to crowe @ geeklectic.com
- Snakes on a Tardis!
- Candy from NZ courtesy Dave Hill: Cadbury Eggs great, Squiggles great, Pineapple Lumps not so much
- Pool Party :: June 10: be sure to RSVP to get your space!
- Dragon Page Pool Temperature Check: 70 degrees
- Donate to the Party Fund!
- iPod DJ Unit: So Rocks!
- Haiku Moment: Surrender
- VM: Andrew from R&D sez go to Trek Passions
- Mike and Evo want to recruit Dragon Page Babes for a 2007 Calendar
- SciFi Poetry Slam: A Spider’s Journey
- Chatroom update: 42 people in attendance
- Shoutcast server possibilities for the Live Studio Feed
- Eliza thinks Evo in a chainmail thong is hot
- VM: The Special Dragon Page Alphabet from Paul Fischer
- Mike deleted 60 voicemails, and there’s still a loaded VM show
- Evo asks that your iPod screen be legible enough to prove that you’re listening to Wingin’ It
- Andrea sent us Godiva Chocolate Liquer
- Re-Beer!
- Evo Genius: Dragon Page Trading Cards and Card Game
- Mike slept asking for a live caller
- Wingin’ It now has Voicemail Rules: Be Funny, people!
Listen to the Wingin’ It Voicemail show later this week! That’s right… double the Wingin’ It fun, because you asked!
Want to send us comments? Feel free to call us at 206-600-GEEK (600-4335) and let ‘er rip, or send some bloody emails!
Promos:
- PSA: SciFi Spousal Abuse
- The Gmail Podcast
- Podculture Podcast
- Mennegasia diagnoses and cures
April 26th, 2006 at 2:19 am
‘Eliza’,
Fugg’em. I got it. My Gaiman/McKean memory unit got it right away. Delerium (Tori Amos) was one of my favorite characters in that series.
April 26th, 2006 at 2:39 am
I’m spamming.
Drink Recipe Book Call:
My drink got in! (Vampire’s Kiss).
Seems it got it little ‘converted’ along the way so I reproduce it here, as per the e-mail I sent to crowe:
Recipe:
Lots of ice (generally 2/3 of the glass)
1 part Vodka.
1 part Cointreau.
Red Grenadine to taste.
Fill the rest with Lemonade (in the US that will equal Sprite, or 7-Up for something a little sweeter).
Per drink it was served in a Collins (10 to 16 oz) - or beer mug (about 16 oz), and served with a straw. The straw was for mixing, as the ice melts, the grenadine will settle to the bottom so it needs a little agitation.
(In the punchbowl version there was a ’salad spoon’ or so that people would
use once in a while to keep everything ‘mixed’)
A good mix will have a very light ‘bite’, but will still be something you can get through pretty quick. A good mix will also generally leave you pretty well ready for a cab after having three or four in a short period of
time.
April 26th, 2006 at 3:21 am
Ok, show’s just finished.
Evo wants at least 100 comments on the Wingin It feedback?
Well this makes three to shove up your, umm, feed.. back.. hole?
I’m not feeling so ’spammy’ now.
April 26th, 2006 at 3:52 am
I spent the who easter buying/eating those candy easter eggs, they are addictive.
As for the pineapple lumps, well depends if you got a hard or soft packet. One packet could be hard as rocks, another could be soft as bananas.
Glad you guys enjoyed the squiggles (there is a Hokey-Pokey varity of them as well)
April 26th, 2006 at 4:32 am
I get it. I was born Kiwi, but grew up in Oz (and now live in the flavorless country of USA).
http://www.homesick-kiwi.com/productpage.php?id=51
Googled that, and remember them. The hard ones sucked - the soft ones were great.
Maybe it’s a ‘heritage’ thing. After all, Americans seem to think peanut butter and jelly (jam) is a good combination.
I can’t even tell you how badly my senses reel at that thought.
April 26th, 2006 at 5:40 am
I’ll help to get it to 100, there’s no fuckin pleasing some people!
Hope you enjoyed my Tom Baker!
April 26th, 2006 at 8:14 am
We have to get to 100 again?????? Well Alvie nows the time to talk about nipples.
Speaking of nipples, I am interested in wearing a chainmaille bikini for this calendar but where do I find such a product????
April 26th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Chainmail bikins are sold at my local Renissance Faire in Bristol. Mind you, they’re expensive though.
April 26th, 2006 at 8:29 am
Sweet holy Mother of God. That first 100 took alot out of me. Tho you did say nipples. Um….
Fuck now Im having performance anxiety.
Yo what the hells wrong with PB&J mister Greg from Tacoma?
April 26th, 2006 at 9:13 am
Joe-how did you know what chocolate covered circus penis tasted like in the first place? Oh, PEANUTS, uhhh, nevermind.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:34 am
w00t! another forum to sign up on…. guess I better go sign up so I can continue participating in all the wingin’ it crazy antics!
Hmmm, nipples, nipples are nice (well unless they are man nipples!).
April 26th, 2006 at 9:51 am
No Im sorry Brian you are wrong. Man nipples are hot.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:52 am
Man, nipples are hot. You forgot the comma Andrea.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:53 am
Re donations for the party: anyone who comes to the pary should make a donation or bring food, beer, etc.
Wish I could be there.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:59 am
That DJ unit is cool, but its just for mixing. There isn’t any scratching or pitch control. I want to come down, but it would have to be last minute with an alaska air web special or something. Anyone know of a cheap ticket??
Andrea, I think you should go more the sci-fi route. Something like the underwear from Enterprise, or you would make a good wonder woman…but with a thong! mmmm….Andreaa…thongg…my faaavorite…ggluhglugglug…
April 26th, 2006 at 10:05 am
that was supposed to look like this:
[homer]mmmm….Andreaa…thongg…my faaavorite…ggluhglugglug…[/homer]
But I used brackets…stupid brackets.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Andrea I think you should go the opposite of revealing and wear a Jedi robe ala Luminara Unduli. Yknow, one that covers your entire body so NOTHING shows.
That would piss of/make a lot of people frown around here. And I would laugh and laugh.
Because while I love a sexy dressed girl, I like laughing at other peoples distress even more.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Actually, Padme/Natalie Portman kinda looks like Andrea, maybe Andrea should don a white bodysuit with a rip in it…
April 26th, 2006 at 10:38 am
lol- funny shit man. Well like Alvie Monday my server went down so I am going to write a long post.
Alvie: As funny as that would be, Mike and Evo wouldn’t print it.
Im digging wonder woman though (Jeremy- I am wearing a thong today)
I could do an Inara ala Firefly shot I was thinking too. Maybe Inara bathing scene? Although I have a huge kind of scary tattoo on my back that Inara did not have.
lets see what else…… I could be 7 of 9 or BSG Six but both of them are blonde.
Sigourney (spelling?) Weaver in Alien?
Aeon Flux
The Terminator Chic- blonde again
Jezz I cant think of anything…… But I would rather do Sci fi than fantasy.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:45 am
My server has been down SINCE monday. Glad to see theyre getting right on that.
Fine Andrea. You had a chance to laugh with me at people. I cannot invite you again.
**sigh**
April 26th, 2006 at 10:46 am
All we need is Karen to chime in and this comments list will be 110% deadly.
Allow me to say, I have *incredible* man nipples. Incredible. Now, due to the assumed male/female listener ratio, that might only raise the collective sexiness by say, 7%.
But, I love my nipples, and so should you!
April 26th, 2006 at 10:49 am
There’s Phil Rossi from VA!
Wait, you mean we should love our own nipples or we should love yours?
I think I know the answer. And damn you for it sir.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Greg, i knew exactly what she meant too, so don’t feel.. bad(?), you’re not the only one.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Alvie - just totally busted out laughing.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:57 am
I hope you were in a really quiet room and received many quizzical stares from people. Thats always fun.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:58 am
Phil, what makes your nippples incredible??
Does non-fat carmel mocha come out when squeezed?? Now THAT would be incredible, especially if it was 170 degrees, as it should be.
April 26th, 2006 at 11:00 am
So can the ladies request their own calendar? Id even do it at Kinko for the few of us.
Lets see:
1. Mike
2. Evo
3. Joe
4. Charlie the beer guy
5. TD
6. Jack Mangan
7. Tee Morris
8. Phil rossi
9. Jeremy
10. Mark from Memphis
11. Alvie
12. Paul from Des Moines
Sorry for anyone I left out…..
Servers back up!!!!!!
bye!
April 26th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Andrea,
I’m down.
And shushie about the thong, boners at work are embarrassing.
April 26th, 2006 at 11:05 am
Nipples are great…unless you’ve got thick, ropey nipple hair. Then there’s a problem.
I think we need the women of Wingin’ It! to pose with beer and only beer. Or Beer poured on clingy clothing. Preferably white and clingy.
Anyway, back on topic, interesting show. It was actually coherent with fewer guests. But I think I prefer the drunk-fests that happen when all are present. I also noticed a significant drop in submission. Interesting.
As for the card game, I’d be game to help with any writing. I’m not a gaming expert, but I’d love to help develop the game. I think the bigest thing we need would be artists to create the artwork on the cards as that is a big seller.
Thick ropey nipple hair. *shudder*
April 26th, 2006 at 11:07 am
Oh no wait i want those Aussie boys in here too!!!!
April 26th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Id be happy to model for your calendar, Andrea.
Because beer bellys and chicken legs are always in style.
Glug Glug Bgaawk!!
April 26th, 2006 at 11:13 am
I retract that, you go ahead and talk about the status of your underwear all you want.
April 26th, 2006 at 11:22 am
That reminds me, Alvie, we are going to play 7’s this summer (rugby with 7 people instead of 15 and for 2 7 minute halves instead of 40) and the name of our team is going to be the “Fat Cocks.” The logo is going to be a profile of a chicken with a beer and a beer gut. Maybe I’ll name him Alvie…hmmmm.
April 26th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Id be honored.
And ashamed.
Mostly ashamed.
Ashamed that that kicks so mush ass!
April 26th, 2006 at 11:51 am
OOOOO- it was just posted on the Yahoo group someone said there should be an orion slave girl.
I could do that. I had green hair once I could do green skin
Although I would need one of you gentleman to be the Orion slave owner… Phil?????
April 26th, 2006 at 11:55 am
Oh, why not!
I’m a very giving owner.
April 26th, 2006 at 11:56 am
To qualify, that chicken must have a very, VERY white chest and stomanch and red arms and face.
Oh second thought, tell the beer drinking chickens to keep their shirts on. I don’t wanna go blind.
April 26th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Wait, are we talking about real human sized beer drinking chickens now? Oh suddenly confused.
Lunch/bar time now.
squawwwk!
April 26th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Lunch indeed.
Orion Slave Girls are the rulers, remember. They just play the slave to manipulate. You should totally do it, in the words of Eliza, “That’s hot!”
April 26th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Andrea -
I’ll tell you what…I’ll consider an appearance on the calendar for the ladies if you and the other listeners will send me some sobriety test questions. Soberdragon01@gmail.com. Post them here, or on the forums if you’d like. I check everywhere.
April 26th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Jeremy- I remember that now. Yeah Im the master- you men are the slaves. I like that. I like that a lot.
Well Mike and Evo i think you need to put me down for the month of July as Orion Slave Girl.
Paul- I am going to listen to your segment again and see what you’ve used already. I can’t remember what you’ve used right now. Well you always have the standard say the alphabet backwards. Or stand on one foot and touch your nose. but those are boring.
April 26th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
If you ask someone to take off their shirt to see if they are drunk…they are.
April 26th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
There is no way they can reach 100 comments, unless we cheat, let’s go for it!
Enjoying the show from Flagstaff!
April 26th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Well,Thomas,we did once.
April 26th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
“There is no way they can reach 100 comments…”
Actually Phil, Andrea. et al, isnt it at 138 right about now?
That was a special day. One that will live in my heart…
and my fan club.
April 26th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
You can fit a day in your Fan Club?? Damn dude, your shit is loose!
April 26th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Like Mutha fuckin Goose yo!
April 26th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
So - everyone wants a fan club now, do they?
April 26th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Uh yeah getting to 100 is soooo last week!- Or wait was that Monday?
Go back to the last wingin it to witness it yourself.
I think Me, Jeremy, Alvie, Phil and the occassional JR comment and we could do it all on our own.
As far as fan clubs go I am a little disappointed in all of you. Not any one of you fine gentlemen have offered to be president of my fan club. I think I deserve one- ESPECIALLY if you all expect me to get into a slave girl outfit AND paint my body green.
Do you think I am going to do that for my own pleasure?
Sheesh!
and did you guys see Erminda said she is only making us baked goods if we show up to the pool party? I get no respect.
April 26th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Look, I dont join fan clubs. Its nothing against Andrea, or Phil, or anyone. My fan club only has one member. And its huge.
Please see the penis = fan club, fan club = penis theory that Jeremy so eloquently put into play.
I wouldnt say Erdwina isnt respecting you Andrea. But do you really want to receive baked goods in the mail?
April 26th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
I thought there was some rule somewhere stating that if you were the president of *my* fan club I couldn’t be the president of *yours*.
Wait.
This sounds familiar
I show you my…fan club. wha’, huh?
Bourbon. Thank you.
What were we talking about anyway?
April 26th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Alvie- good point on the baked goods. I just can’t make the pool party and I am bitter. Also I knew you were anti- fab club so no hard feelings.
Phil- I would love to show you mine if you showed me yours.
So I aint gettin’ no love from you lot am I. No fan club presidents here. I bet Mike would be my fan club president.
And with the whole fan club/penis connection and me not having a penis- would i just be the Monica Lewinsky to my fan club president?
April 26th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
Phil - my turn to laff aloud.
A CHA CHA CHA! NOW WE COOKIN WITH BOURBON!
Andrea. Youre making it harder and harder (er, no pun intended)for me not to jump up and say, “fuck it all! ill be your pres!”
no more temptation please.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Trading card game?
Hey, if I can’t help create the thing, I can at least help playtest! I have an actual playtesting credit or two…
Mmmm… calendar….
April 26th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
The secret with Pinapple lumps, is to freeze then first. That way they shift from being slightly chewey to fully crunchy and then chewey.
We have Giant Pinapple lumps here too from time to time. Think a regular pinapple lump scaled up three times in size.
Mmmm…..
Might have to nip out and get some Cream eggs and Pinapple lumps on the way home.
April 26th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Dang, looking over the costs involved to go down for that weekend in June. (All CDN)
Plane ticket - round trip $482 (Delta)
Passport $100
Spending cash $120 -> ~$100 US (no fees to transfer included)
However, if I did suffer enough brain damage and decide to go to [probably sweltering by then] Pheonix, I would hate to take a car rental into effect…
April 26th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
We used to say that Gramma had “cream eggs” and “pinapple lumps”.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
We got to 100 once, we’ll do it again.
Alvie: Is your one memeber a chocolate covered penis?
Andrea: I’d be perfectly content to be leader of the Andrea fan club. Now a name for the Andreans. Hmmm…. Guess I’ll have to dwell on that and get back to you.
I’m still a devoted Mike-ronaut, so I may have to switch allegiances.
April 26th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Andrea, I volunteer to be President of your Fan club; I’m sure it’s pretty tight…
…as in cool…
…neat…
…pink…uh…
April 26th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
Yo yo, dont need no chocolate to lick this sweet thang!
Im sure theres a song there somewhere.
And you thought no one cared, Andrea…
April 27th, 2006 at 4:15 am
Good morning kiddies!
There is nothing sweeter than waking up to find praise on the Dragon Page message board.
I love you all (group hug)
Well lets see, JR and Jeremy- I accept you both as fan club president.
JR- You are allowed to join the Mike-ronauts (funny) when you need to.
We got to 60 in one day- can we do 60 more today????
April 27th, 2006 at 6:07 am
So sad to see these “lets go for 100″ threads turn into a mass of exploding sexual repression, given voice, and a begging for acceptance.
April 27th, 2006 at 6:37 am
Whats sad to one person is fucking funny to another.
April 27th, 2006 at 7:07 am
Hey Alvie.
That’s true, and you can feel assured, it all puts a smile on my face too.
After all, we’re all just making our way through the universe right?
April 27th, 2006 at 7:10 am
Aye, this is true Greg.
Too, too true.
Sometimes painfully true.
April 27th, 2006 at 7:13 am
I think it is sad and funny at the same time.
and Im going to keep doing it.
April 27th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Who said anything about repression?
April 27th, 2006 at 7:57 am
My thoughts excacterly!!!!
SHAZAAM!
April 27th, 2006 at 7:57 am
Shit, I ain’t repressed….
April 27th, 2006 at 8:04 am
Jeremy you got the 69 again- good job!!
You are an excellent fan club president
April 27th, 2006 at 8:06 am
Damn. Ladies Love Cool Jeremy
L.L. Cool J?
Hmmm
April 27th, 2006 at 8:09 am
Alvie– did you hear his voice mail on this weeks wingin it?
LL Cool J indeed
April 27th, 2006 at 8:12 am
Sweet, I didn’t even notice, I guess I’m just….
…wait for it…
…wait for it…
Doin’ it an doin’ it an doin’ it well…
April 27th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Hey, just as long as momma wasnt talkin’ bout me, we all cool.
April 27th, 2006 at 8:31 am
From here on out, you are known as LL Cool J, and must forever refer to yourself as such.
And Alvie - you are now Shazaam.
Because I think it’s funny.
April 27th, 2006 at 8:43 am
And really Phil, if you find it funny, isnt that what it truly means, to be human?
I dont mind Phil, my new name that is. Its what the ladies say the first time they get a load of my fan club.
Shazaam has to actually go fucking work now. First time this week!
Word.
April 27th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Hey, bitches (and Ladies), I am the one and only LL, don’t make me do as my momma says.
Buy my new album, “Todd Smith” in store now (flashes grin).
Andrea, you look somethinlikaphenomenon.
April 27th, 2006 at 9:32 am
Woah punk. Back up yo trunk.
This mutha fuckin message board, you know what it aint got?
The Mix-a-Lot.
Dont no one listen to LL. Go check out my “Swass” album , now remastered! Miss A, yo wit me baybe…
Buttermilk Bizkits!
WOOOOOOOOOOORD HALLLLA WOOOORD!
April 27th, 2006 at 9:46 am
LL, Mix-a-lot
There is plenty of Missy Andrea Misdemeanor to go around.
“Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya
Your girl actin’ stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don’t or you will or won’t ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don’t ya
See my ass and my lips, don’t ya”
April 27th, 2006 at 9:51 am
Whoa whoa, I like my bitches repressed
Fuckin wit you would be messed
You be much too strong fo’ the Lot
I caint take what you got
Out.
HOLLLAAAAA WOOORD!
April 27th, 2006 at 9:58 am
Damn yo! That was the RONI!
April 27th, 2006 at 10:09 am
As a budding rapping artist I am both shocked and dismayed at the lack of professionalism shown by my counterparts. I assure you, this white boy repects and admires the female as well my fellow human beings.
Be real. Stay funky fresh.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:23 am
That was whackizzle, doggie dizzle.
You best checkeezzy yo sleezy, before you breakizzle yosizzle.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Matt Da-Mon
April 27th, 2006 at 10:36 am
So I am excited for tomorrow, I am emailing out the link for the show and telling my friends to listen.
My favorite part is the slap…and the “What?” at the end you can’t hear.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Like, I hated that movie. It was so freakin, like rude to Matty. Like all they had him say was his, like, name. And what happened at the end? Like, its not even funny.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:56 am
BEST_MOVIE_EVAR
April 27th, 2006 at 11:16 am
you guys rock. I got swamped with work, came back and we are at 87 (well now 88) already…..
So is Evo going to give us a prize for this like Elaine did?
April 27th, 2006 at 11:18 am
He has promised a round of Kool Aid (oh yeah!) on him, and a visit to the Master’s “barn”.
April 27th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Hey I have not gotten my sticky chocolate Evo dick yet…
DAMN HIM!!!
April 27th, 2006 at 11:27 am
A visit to the Master’s “barn”? (oh no!)
April 27th, 2006 at 11:31 am
Will there be sticky chocolate dicks in the barn?
April 27th, 2006 at 11:42 am
Can you squeal like a pig? Squeal like a pig boy, WEEEEE WEEEEEE WEEEEE!
April 27th, 2006 at 11:47 am
When Simpon’s references go bad…….
April 27th, 2006 at 11:48 am
You damn right there be a sticky choco-late dick in the barn.
And some smoooov Colt 45
April 27th, 2006 at 11:49 am
When Simpson’s references go bad…
April 27th, 2006 at 11:50 am
oooooo Billie Dee…… you know what to say to the ladies
April 27th, 2006 at 11:53 am
GodDAMN! Im 5 bottles smoov!!!!!!
http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/smoothtest.html
April 27th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Just let your Sooul Gloow!
Wait that wasn’t Billie Dee, that was the doctor from ER.
April 27th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Yatzeeeeeeeee!!!!
April 27th, 2006 at 11:56 am
And 100, didn’t even break a sweat…
April 27th, 2006 at 11:58 am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so whats next we need to pass 135 from last time.
April 27th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Lunch is next, I’s huungreee…
April 27th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Meeee hungry toooo. See yall in an hour or so. godDAMN I love/hate my job!
Lets go for 258 ya fucks!!!!!!!
(disclaimer: if one is called a “fuck” by me he/she should rejoice as only those I hold in the highest esteem make it to be said “fuck”. rejoice my brother/sisters. rejoice)
April 27th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Ya’all are nuts. Plain and simple.
It’s great to be in such good company.
April 27th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
I’s fuullll… that was a lot of Spicy Cashew (fat) Chicken (cock).
April 27th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Are you implying, sir, that you just ate me?
I wish my lunch was that good. Corn dog, fries, Mtn Dew, smoke. Oh my fuck, just looking at how unhealthy that is makes we want to vomit.
I need to go to the grocery store sompin’ fierce.
April 27th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
That’s the nice thing about Downtown Seattle..
Snoop’s Entourage was starting shit with the Bobbies:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4949430.stm
April 27th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Ha! I saw that. Dammit Snoop.
Well its not like I work in an unhealthy city. I just have to save money so a $1.99 corn damn dog meal was in order.
Please come payday, please come…
Wait, what am I saying? Ive already spent that money.
**sigh**
April 27th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
“It’s great to be in such good company. :)”
J.R everybody!!!!! Buy him a drink wont ya hey!
April 27th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
I have a Subway right next to me and they have $2.30 6″ subs, keeps my portions down and the money I fork out for food under $10.
April 27th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
So I have been working on this project for about a week and a half to 2 weeks. Thought it was over yesterday but it came back to bite me in the ass today.
But I am happy because I know I helped fulfill Mike and Evo’s wish of seeing 100 comments.
April 27th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
For some odd reason, I dont think getting 100 comments from now on is gonna be very difficult.
Damn we a bunch of blabber mouths.
God Bless Us, Everyone
April 27th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
The problem is these aren’t really comments on the wingin’ it shows as they are Alvie, Andrea, Phil and I rambling on whatever tangents we can throw sex into…which is fine by me.
April 27th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Alvie and Jeremy you are both right (as always)
Who doesn’t like making stupid perverted jokes? Well, maybe some nuns somewhere don’t, but you know what I mean.
I could make perverted sex jokes all day long and that just makes a happy Andrea. A happy Andrea is a good Andrea.
Jeez I hope your wives/fiances/girlfriends dont read these, I would have some angry ass women wanting kick my ass all over the world.
Well we are still mighty- So say we all
and finally Screw you guys Im going home!
April 27th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Nice.
April 27th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Well its true that theyre not really comments on the show, but I like to think that in the true spirit of Wingin’ It, we wing it ourselves. And I dont think Mike, Evo, or the KAMN would hav a problem with that.
And in the end is that not what it truly means to be human?
April 27th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Humans? Humans! As President of the Andrea fan club for men (I’m not only the persident, I’m also a client) I forbid this discussion of humans. Until she appears in the pages of the Wingin’ It! Calendar with green skin, I forbid discussion of humans.
Also, as President of the Andrea Fan club for Men, I declare that the Draco Vista Pool party (June 10th) be declared National Andrea Appreciation Day. Regardless of your nationality, there’s plenty of Andrea to appreciate.
What were we talking about? Something took over my brain for a moment there.
April 28th, 2006 at 6:14 am
J.R. sweetie. You are an excellent president.
Unfortunately I will not be attending the pool party. I am in a wedding party that weekend. I would rather be at the pool party. (trust me- this wedding is going to be INSANE)
April 28th, 2006 at 7:48 am
Andrea, are you crashing my wedding?
Bad!
April 28th, 2006 at 8:09 am
Oh my god- your wedding is that same weekend. How funny.
Yes Phil I am crashing your wedding. I am your fan club president and I cannot sit back and let someone else have you. You are mine!! Mine I tell you!!!!
Although you didnt want to be my fan club president- maybe I should let her have you.
April 28th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Jesus, why dont you two get a room!?!?!??!?!?!
Oh, did I just type that out loud? Sorry.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:08 am
Alvie we’ve already gotten a room- it was so good we can’t keep away from each other.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:15 am
I hope your babies grow up well….
April 28th, 2006 at 9:41 am
If Phil and I reproduced imagine how glorious those children would be? They would be beautiful and have really really great hair.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:50 am
If by “beautiful and have really really great hair” you mean “antichrist” then yes. yes indeed.
I dont think the world could handle a kid with the self love of a Phil Rossi and the sexuality of an Andrea.
Of course having just said that I now realize it would never leave the house.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:01 am
This is off topic… umm, if there is such a thing here… but is there a fan club for Joe?
April 28th, 2006 at 10:06 am
I dont think Joe’s a eunuch…
Oh you mean…
Thats a good question. Im not sure if theres one for Joe or not. Even if there is, Im sure he’d want as many as possible Seth.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:13 am
I suppose that if one has not already been created that it could be difficlut to name, what with the possible name change and all…
And who would want to belong to the “Cult of the person fomerly known as Joe” ?
April 28th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
They could just be “Joe’s.” Then their persuasion would be Joeish, and the belief system would be Joedism.
I didn’t realize the Egyptian God of Death resided in Oregon…
April 28th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I haven’t for long… just moved here from Arkansas… not really a good place for a God of Death…
April 28th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Its true. I knew a guy named Osirus that lived in Boulder. Dunno what happened to him. Theyre spreading out, lying in wait.
Hee Hee, Joedism.
April 28th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
So many fan clubs… so little time
Whats a girl to do?
April 28th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Who’s a girl to do?
April 28th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Who’s to do a Girl?
135! w00t!
April 28th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
For the sake of posting #136-
I’ve had a hell of a day at work today. Brutal. Total abuse today.
But it is 4:30 the bar opened at 4. I am on my 2nd cocktail.
Life is good.
Who’s A girl to do?
April 28th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Well, Andrea. If you’re ready to start this uber-sexy race of god-like creatures, I know with whom ya should start.
And Alive - you fucking kill me.
Hail Satan!
More sake!!!!
April 28th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Just doing my part to entertain those whos hair I wish I had.
May 1st, 2006 at 2:27 pm
So…let me get this straight…Richard (the guy who came up with the name for KAMN) in his shout-out to everyone runs down the cast of characters…
…and blows off the Guest that Wouldn’t Go Away. You got Stackpole, but you disregard the voice of the MOREVI podiobook.
Dude, you hurt me so.
May 1st, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Haiku time-
Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored
Bored Bored Board Board Board Board Bored
Michael and Evo
-Figured I had to throw something about the show in there. Felt it needed legitimacy.