What’s on this week: DJ your asses off!
Michael, Evo, Summer, Joe, and Eliza the budding pastry chef are all alone in studio, because of the earlier-than-usual start.
- Eliza can’t perform on command
- Summer displays ADD behaviors
- First Drink of the Day: Radik sent us Cascazilla Red Ale, and Evo likes it… he really really likes it. Mike on the Ithaca Apricot Wheat? Not so much. Ithaca Nut Brown: better
- The Dragon Page R&D Team: This Week’s Best
- Wingin’ It Drink Recipe Book Call for Submissions
- Snakes on a Tardis!
- Candy from NZ courtesy Dave Hill: Cadbury Eggs great, Squiggles great, Pineapple Lumps not so much
- Pool Party :: June 10: be sure to RSVP to get your space!
- Dragon Page Pool Temperature Check: 70 degrees
- Donate to the Party Fund!
- iPod DJ Unit: So Rocks!
- Haiku Moment: Surrender
- VM: Andrew from R&D sez go to Trek Passions
- Mike and Evo want to recruit Dragon Page Babes for a 2007 Calendar
- SciFi Poetry Slam: A Spider’s Journey
- Chatroom update: 42 people in attendance
- Shoutcast server possibilities for the Live Studio Feed
- Eliza thinks Evo in a chainmail thong is hot
- VM: The Special Dragon Page Alphabet from Paul Fischer
- Mike deleted 60 voicemails, and there’s still a loaded VM show
- Evo asks that your iPod screen be legible enough to prove that you’re listening to Wingin’ It
- Andrea sent us Godiva Chocolate Liquer
- Re-Beer!
- Evo Genius: Dragon Page Trading Cards and Card Game
- Mike slept asking for a live caller
- Wingin’ It now has Voicemail Rules: Be Funny, people!
Listen to the Wingin’ It Voicemail show later this week! That’s right… double the Wingin’ It fun, because you asked!
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I thought there was some rule somewhere stating that if you were the president of *my* fan club I couldn’t be the president of *yours*.
Wait.
This sounds familiar
I show you my…fan club. wha’, huh?
Bourbon. Thank you.
What were we talking about anyway?
Alvie- good point on the baked goods. I just can’t make the pool party and I am bitter. Also I knew you were anti- fab club so no hard feelings.
Phil- I would love to show you mine if you showed me yours.
So I aint gettin’ no love from you lot am I. No fan club presidents here. I bet Mike would be my fan club president.
And with the whole fan club/penis connection and me not having a penis- would i just be the Monica Lewinsky to my fan club president?
Phil – my turn to laff aloud.
A CHA CHA CHA! NOW WE COOKIN WITH BOURBON!
Andrea. Youre making it harder and harder (er, no pun intended)for me not to jump up and say, “fuck it all! ill be your pres!”
no more temptation please.
Trading card game?
Hey, if I can’t help create the thing, I can at least help playtest! I have an actual playtesting credit or two…
Mmmm… calendar….
The secret with Pinapple lumps, is to freeze then first. That way they shift from being slightly chewey to fully crunchy and then chewey.
We have Giant Pinapple lumps here too from time to time. Think a regular pinapple lump scaled up three times in size.
Mmmm…..
Might have to nip out and get some Cream eggs and Pinapple lumps on the way home.
Dang, looking over the costs involved to go down for that weekend in June. (All CDN)
Plane ticket – round trip $482 (Delta)
Passport $100
Spending cash $120 -> ~$100 US (no fees to transfer included)
However, if I did suffer enough brain damage and decide to go to [probably sweltering by then] Pheonix, I would hate to take a car rental into effect…
We used to say that Gramma had “cream eggs” and “pinapple lumps”.
We got to 100 once, we’ll do it again.
Alvie: Is your one memeber a chocolate covered penis?
Andrea: I’d be perfectly content to be leader of the Andrea fan club. Now a name for the Andreans. Hmmm…. Guess I’ll have to dwell on that and get back to you.
I’m still a devoted Mike-ronaut, so I may have to switch allegiances.
Andrea, I volunteer to be President of your Fan club; I’m sure it’s pretty tight…
…as in cool…
…neat…
…pink…uh…
Yo yo, dont need no chocolate to lick this sweet thang!
Im sure theres a song there somewhere.
And you thought no one cared, Andrea…
Good morning kiddies!
There is nothing sweeter than waking up to find praise on the Dragon Page message board.
I love you all (group hug)
Well lets see, JR and Jeremy- I accept you both as fan club president.
JR- You are allowed to join the Mike-ronauts (funny) when you need to.
We got to 60 in one day- can we do 60 more today????
So sad to see these “lets go for 100″ threads turn into a mass of exploding sexual repression, given voice, and a begging for acceptance.
Whats sad to one person is fucking funny to another.
Hey Alvie.
That’s true, and you can feel assured, it all puts a smile on my face too.
After all, we’re all just making our way through the universe right?
Aye, this is true Greg.
Too, too true.
Sometimes painfully true.
I think it is sad and funny at the same time.
and Im going to keep doing it.
Who said anything about repression?
My thoughts excacterly!!!!
SHAZAAM!
Shit, I ain’t repressed….
Jeremy you got the 69 again- good job!!
You are an excellent fan club president
Damn. Ladies Love Cool Jeremy
L.L. Cool J?
Hmmm
Alvie– did you hear his voice mail on this weeks wingin it?
LL Cool J indeed
Sweet, I didn’t even notice, I guess I’m just….
…wait for it…
…wait for it…
Doin’ it an doin’ it an doin’ it well…
Hey, just as long as momma wasnt talkin’ bout me, we all cool.
From here on out, you are known as LL Cool J, and must forever refer to yourself as such.
And Alvie – you are now Shazaam.
Because I think it’s funny.
And really Phil, if you find it funny, isnt that what it truly means, to be human?
I dont mind Phil, my new name that is. Its what the ladies say the first time they get a load of my fan club.
Shazaam has to actually go fucking work now. First time this week!
Word.
Hey, bitches (and Ladies), I am the one and only LL, don’t make me do as my momma says.
Buy my new album, “Todd Smith” in store now (flashes grin).
Andrea, you look somethinlikaphenomenon.
Woah punk. Back up yo trunk.
This mutha fuckin message board, you know what it aint got?
The Mix-a-Lot.
Dont no one listen to LL. Go check out my “Swass” album , now remastered! Miss A, yo wit me baybe…
Buttermilk Bizkits!
WOOOOOOOOOOORD HALLLLA WOOOORD!
LL, Mix-a-lot
There is plenty of Missy Andrea Misdemeanor to go around.
“Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya
Your girl actin’ stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don’t or you will or won’t ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don’t ya
See my ass and my lips, don’t ya”
Whoa whoa, I like my bitches repressed
Fuckin wit you would be messed
You be much too strong fo’ the Lot
I caint take what you got
Out.
HOLLLAAAAA WOOORD!
Damn yo! That was the RONI!
As a budding rapping artist I am both shocked and dismayed at the lack of professionalism shown by my counterparts. I assure you, this white boy repects and admires the female as well my fellow human beings.
Be real. Stay funky fresh.
That was whackizzle, doggie dizzle.
You best checkeezzy yo sleezy, before you breakizzle yosizzle.
Matt Da-Mon
So I am excited for tomorrow, I am emailing out the link for the show and telling my friends to listen.
My favorite part is the slap…and the “What?” at the end you can’t hear.
Like, I hated that movie. It was so freakin, like rude to Matty. Like all they had him say was his, like, name. And what happened at the end? Like, its not even funny.
BEST_MOVIE_EVAR
you guys rock. I got swamped with work, came back and we are at 87 (well now 88) already…..
So is Evo going to give us a prize for this like Elaine did?
He has promised a round of Kool Aid (oh yeah!) on him, and a visit to the Master’s “barn”.
Hey I have not gotten my sticky chocolate Evo dick yet…
DAMN HIM!!!
A visit to the Master’s “barn”? (oh no!)
Will there be sticky chocolate dicks in the barn?
Can you squeal like a pig? Squeal like a pig boy, WEEEEE WEEEEEE WEEEEE!
When Simpon’s references go bad…….
You damn right there be a sticky choco-late dick in the barn.
And some smoooov Colt 45
When Simpson’s references go bad…
oooooo Billie Dee…… you know what to say to the ladies
GodDAMN! Im 5 bottles smoov!!!!!!
http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/smoothtest.html
Just let your Sooul Gloow!
Wait that wasn’t Billie Dee, that was the doctor from ER.
Yatzeeeeeeeee!!!!