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Dragon Page Wingin’ It #58: DJ Your Asses Off!

What’s on this week: DJ your asses off!

Michael, Evo, Summer, Joe, and Eliza the budding pastry chef are all alone in studio, because of the earlier-than-usual start.

  • Eliza can’t perform on command
  • Summer displays ADD behaviors
  • First Drink of the Day: Radik sent us Cascazilla Red Ale, and Evo likes it… he really really likes it. Mike on the Ithaca Apricot Wheat? Not so much. Ithaca Nut Brown: better
  • The Dragon Page R&D Team: This Week’s Best
  • Wingin’ It Drink Recipe Book Call for Submissions
  • Snakes on a Tardis!
  • Candy from NZ courtesy Dave Hill: Cadbury Eggs great, Squiggles great, Pineapple Lumps not so much
  • Pool Party :: June 10: be sure to RSVP to get your space!
  • Dragon Page Pool Temperature Check: 70 degrees
  • Donate to the Party Fund!
  • iPod DJ Unit: So Rocks!
  • Haiku Moment: Surrender
  • VM: Andrew from R&D sez go to Trek Passions
  • Mike and Evo want to recruit Dragon Page Babes for a 2007 Calendar
  • SciFi Poetry Slam: A Spider’s Journey
  • Chatroom update: 42 people in attendance
  • Shoutcast server possibilities for the Live Studio Feed
  • Eliza thinks Evo in a chainmail thong is hot
  • VM: The Special Dragon Page Alphabet from Paul Fischer
  • Mike deleted 60 voicemails, and there’s still a loaded VM show
  • Evo asks that your iPod screen be legible enough to prove that you’re listening to Wingin’ It
  • Andrea sent us Godiva Chocolate Liquer
  • Re-Beer!
  • Evo Genius: Dragon Page Trading Cards and Card Game
  • Mike slept asking for a live caller
  • Wingin’ It now has Voicemail Rules: Be Funny, people!

Listen to the Wingin’ It Voicemail show later this week! That’s right… double the Wingin’ It fun, because you asked!

Want to send us comments? Feel free to call us at 206-600-GEEK (600-4335) and let ‘er rip, or send some bloody emails!

Promos:
PSA: SciFi Spousal Abuse
The Gmail Podcast
Podculture Podcast
Mennegasia diagnoses and cures

140 comments to Dragon Page Wingin’ It #58: DJ Your Asses Off!

  • And 100, didn’t even break a sweat…

  • Andrea

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    so whats next we need to pass 135 from last time.

  • Lunch is next, I’s huungreee…

  • Meeee hungry toooo. See yall in an hour or so. godDAMN I love/hate my job!

    Lets go for 258 ya fucks!!!!!!!

    (disclaimer: if one is called a “fuck” by me he/she should rejoice as only those I hold in the highest esteem make it to be said “fuck”. rejoice my brother/sisters. rejoice)

  • Ya’all are nuts. Plain and simple.

    It’s great to be in such good company. :)

  • I’s fuullll… that was a lot of Spicy Cashew (fat) Chicken (cock).

  • Are you implying, sir, that you just ate me?

    I wish my lunch was that good. Corn dog, fries, Mtn Dew, smoke. Oh my fuck, just looking at how unhealthy that is makes we want to vomit.

    I need to go to the grocery store sompin’ fierce.

  • That’s the nice thing about Downtown Seattle..

    Snoop’s Entourage was starting shit with the Bobbies:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4949430.stm

  • Ha! I saw that. Dammit Snoop.

    Well its not like I work in an unhealthy city. I just have to save money so a $1.99 corn damn dog meal was in order.

    Please come payday, please come…

    Wait, what am I saying? Ive already spent that money.
    **sigh**

  • “It’s great to be in such good company. :)

    J.R everybody!!!!! Buy him a drink wont ya hey!

  • I have a Subway right next to me and they have $2.30 6″ subs, keeps my portions down and the money I fork out for food under $10.

  • Andrea

    So I have been working on this project for about a week and a half to 2 weeks. Thought it was over yesterday but it came back to bite me in the ass today.

    But I am happy because I know I helped fulfill Mike and Evo’s wish of seeing 100 comments.

  • For some odd reason, I dont think getting 100 comments from now on is gonna be very difficult.

    Damn we a bunch of blabber mouths.

    God Bless Us, Everyone

  • The problem is these aren’t really comments on the wingin’ it shows as they are Alvie, Andrea, Phil and I rambling on whatever tangents we can throw sex into…which is fine by me.

  • Andrea

    Alvie and Jeremy you are both right (as always)

    Who doesn’t like making stupid perverted jokes? Well, maybe some nuns somewhere don’t, but you know what I mean.
    I could make perverted sex jokes all day long and that just makes a happy Andrea. A happy Andrea is a good Andrea.

    Jeez I hope your wives/fiances/girlfriends dont read these, I would have some angry ass women wanting kick my ass all over the world.

    Well we are still mighty- So say we all

    and finally Screw you guys Im going home!

  • Well its true that theyre not really comments on the show, but I like to think that in the true spirit of Wingin’ It, we wing it ourselves. And I dont think Mike, Evo, or the KAMN would hav a problem with that.
    And in the end is that not what it truly means to be human?

  • Humans? Humans! As President of the Andrea fan club for men (I’m not only the persident, I’m also a client) I forbid this discussion of humans. Until she appears in the pages of the Wingin’ It! Calendar with green skin, I forbid discussion of humans.

    Also, as President of the Andrea Fan club for Men, I declare that the Draco Vista Pool party (June 10th) be declared National Andrea Appreciation Day. Regardless of your nationality, there’s plenty of Andrea to appreciate.

    What were we talking about? Something took over my brain for a moment there.

  • Andrea

    J.R. sweetie. You are an excellent president.

    Unfortunately I will not be attending the pool party. I am in a wedding party that weekend. I would rather be at the pool party. (trust me- this wedding is going to be INSANE)

  • Andrea, are you crashing my wedding?

    Bad!

  • Andrea

    Oh my god- your wedding is that same weekend. How funny.

    Yes Phil I am crashing your wedding. I am your fan club president and I cannot sit back and let someone else have you. You are mine!! Mine I tell you!!!!

    Although you didnt want to be my fan club president- maybe I should let her have you.

  • Jesus, why dont you two get a room!?!?!??!?!?!

    Oh, did I just type that out loud? Sorry.

  • Andrea

    Alvie we’ve already gotten a room- it was so good we can’t keep away from each other.

  • I hope your babies grow up well….

  • Andrea

    If Phil and I reproduced imagine how glorious those children would be? They would be beautiful and have really really great hair.

  • Alvie

    If by “beautiful and have really really great hair” you mean “antichrist” then yes. yes indeed.

    I dont think the world could handle a kid with the self love of a Phil Rossi and the sexuality of an Andrea.

    Of course having just said that I now realize it would never leave the house.

  • Seth in Oregon

    This is off topic… umm, if there is such a thing here… but is there a fan club for Joe?

  • I dont think Joe’s a eunuch…

    Oh you mean…

    Thats a good question. Im not sure if theres one for Joe or not. Even if there is, Im sure he’d want as many as possible Seth.

  • Seth in Oregon

    I suppose that if one has not already been created that it could be difficlut to name, what with the possible name change and all…

    And who would want to belong to the “Cult of the person fomerly known as Joe” ?

  • They could just be “Joe’s.” Then their persuasion would be Joeish, and the belief system would be Joedism.

    I didn’t realize the Egyptian God of Death resided in Oregon…

  • Seth in Oregon

    I haven’t for long… just moved here from Arkansas… not really a good place for a God of Death…

  • Its true. I knew a guy named Osirus that lived in Boulder. Dunno what happened to him. Theyre spreading out, lying in wait.

    Hee Hee, Joedism.

  • Andrea

    So many fan clubs… so little time

    Whats a girl to do?

  • Who’s a girl to do?

  • Who’s to do a Girl?

    135! w00t!

  • Andrea

    For the sake of posting #136-

    I’ve had a hell of a day at work today. Brutal. Total abuse today.

    But it is 4:30 the bar opened at 4. I am on my 2nd cocktail.

    Life is good.

    Who’s A girl to do?

  • Well, Andrea. If you’re ready to start this uber-sexy race of god-like creatures, I know with whom ya should start.

    And Alive – you fucking kill me.

    Hail Satan!

    More sake!!!!

  • Just doing my part to entertain those whos hair I wish I had.

  • So…let me get this straight…Richard (the guy who came up with the name for KAMN) in his shout-out to everyone runs down the cast of characters…

    …and blows off the Guest that Wouldn’t Go Away. You got Stackpole, but you disregard the voice of the MOREVI podiobook.

    Dude, you hurt me so.

  • Haiku time-

    Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored

    Bored Bored Board Board Board Board Bored

    Michael and Evo

    -Figured I had to throw something about the show in there. Felt it needed legitimacy.