Dragon Page Wingin’ It #58: Voicemail Show
This Week’s Voicemail Show!
This show is for you! We’re receiving so much voicemail and email feedback commentary that it just won’t fit in one show anymore. Plus there are all those extra long drinking game cues from commenters…
On the mics are: Michael, Evo, Jack Mangan, TD-0013 and Eliza the pastry chef. No Ninjas this time.
Hungry for even more fun? Check out Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Podcast, and keep an eye out for A Different Point of View, the latest additions to the FarPoint Media stable.
- Evo describes the weirdness of the day
- Dani in NC on Evo’s sticky member, and geeks in NC
- Michael from Nashville wants to know why 1-900-Summer isn’t working
- Enormous from Australia on cable company PVR storage
- Luci is preparing Evo’s special hell
- Darryl from Austin with chocolate stout, wondering about fireflies, and apologizes for his botched live call last time
- John Boze from Blue Sun Marketing has a new name pitch for Joe
- Jeremy from Seattle: Sex Call!
- Alvie from Boulder with sexcapades updates
- Darryl from Austin got hit by a car while walking
- Jeremy from Seattle plans the sex call
- Karen from Kalifornia calls from the La Paloma Restaurant/Bar
- Ari from Boston wants info on when we start the live recording
- Andrea calls in drunk off her ass, and wants to start cinema dick sightings
- Andrea follows up, still totally drunk
- Trea shows Michael the love
- Darryl from Austin stumbles home drunk after seeing a “Monster Squad” special screening
- Wingin’ It Drinking Game Rules update
- Doug revels in confusing Doug Kress and the rest of us
- Everyone naked?
- Mark from Louisville wonders why there are so many fans of the show named Mark
- Darryl from Austin with a world news update (still drunk)
- Alvie in Boulder has concerns about the parents of our youngest listeners
- Richard from Macon with shout-outs to the crew and fans
- Tim has a Cancun “Snakes on a Plane” story
- Paul from Des Moines comments on the Wingin’ It music
- Phil Rossi from VA with a pub update, and a show release request
- Mondo Feed Update: Get off of it!
- Brad from PodCulture Podcast wants a beer recommendation
- Jessie from St Louis listened to a Wingin’ It marathon, and realizes how much she loves Evo
- Phil Rossi from VA with Andrea, virtually drinking cocktails
- Jonathan from Cape Town comments on the scifi shows they have available
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself!
April 28th, 2006 at 12:50 am
Jeremy from Seattle,
10 out of 10 for those voicemails. BS or not, it was pure comedy gold.
As I’ve seen you posting after the fact, I’m glad to see your wife didn’t stab you in the face.
April 28th, 2006 at 1:05 am
Everyone naked?
Mike.. a few words.
Movie: Eurotrip, ‘unrated’. Watch it.
The sausage-fest on the beach should cure those ideas for you pretty quick.
My wife even recoils at that scene.
April 28th, 2006 at 6:06 am
Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.
That was even better cranked way up on my iPod on my morning commute.
April 28th, 2006 at 7:00 am
Way to go stallion!
April 28th, 2006 at 8:15 am
It IS only gay if the balls touch!!! Thank you, thank you Eliza!!!!!
April 28th, 2006 at 8:39 am
My balls always touch, its other dudes balls I am worried about.
April 28th, 2006 at 8:55 am
Alvie, you, you, remember that one time you freaked someone out when you yelled, “Fuck!”?
Yeah?
That was awesome…
April 28th, 2006 at 9:02 am
Yes Alvie I forgot about that. Jeremy’s voicemail is the only one I seem to remember. That was very funny. I laughed out loud at a stop light. Looked over and this chic was staring at me (although I think she wanted me). Thank you Alvie.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:06 am
Yeah, yeah I remember.
Hey Jeremy, you remember that time you were stumbling out of the bar and decided to record your act of coitus?
That was a genius thought my friend. If only the world thought as you. No more war, no hate, just a lot of recordings of the nasty.
Let us dream, shall we?
Oh and Andrea, I think we know she did want you…
April 28th, 2006 at 9:13 am
~8
OMG! *Bowing…bowing*
It’s kind of hard to work right now. =)
April 28th, 2006 at 9:30 am
Andrea, when my wife sees women like you she totally makes kissy faces or says, “Hey, boobies!” or “Hey, booty!” or does the whole tongue wiggle thing…she loves to freak them out.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:34 am
Jeremy, I like your wife more and more. Maybe the 3 of us should have a fan club meeting.
April 28th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Sweeeeet!
April 28th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
2 things -
1) I’m going to pretend that I wasn’t listening to the live feed and didn’t know that they all took half of the sobriety test BEFORE they realized…they’d already taken it.
2) Is it just me, or were there less than 5 drink cues in that episode?
April 28th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Okay, this has to stop. No more sex. No more setting the phone casually on the table by the bed. No more, “But honey, I’m downloading a file, don’t worry, it will turn off when it’s done.” You are all going to the Special Hell.
Well, ok, I WANT MORE SEX. C’mon, guys, I want to hear hot action and now. I put and shut up, so did Jeremy. Time for all Karenarries to put a little something in donation box. And this time, I want to hear the GUY! You have no idea how it turns on a gurrl to hear that little monkey panting and squirming.
You have your orders, Gentlemen, mount your rides and get recording.
April 29th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Sorry about how bad my voicemail sucked. I was hoping that Evo would start commenting about me mentioning everyboby BUT him, but it fell flat. Forgetting Eliza was a mistake, sorry.
When Mike said that he cut 60 voicemails, I thought for sure mine would be canned. I’ll do better next time - maybe I’ll just record to MP3 so I can screen it myself first.
April 29th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Hey, I tried to make a little noise, I just didn’t want to sound like a retarted ape over the podosphere…
Listen with headphones, heh, I did!
May 1st, 2006 at 7:59 am
HA! Retarded Ape!
What a great name for a band.
Or a book.
Or a first born child.
Or really anything.
May 2nd, 2006 at 11:43 pm
GOLD!!!
I made the mistake of listening to this at work - I work in an open plan govt office with the public queueing just 10 feet away… it was killing me trying not to snort, burst out laughing or soil myself from suppressing the sniggers. Had to stop listening about 10 times just so I could keep my composure… boy was I getting some strange looks!
As for Jeremy - legend!!!
May 2nd, 2006 at 11:48 pm
An addition to my previous posting: just checked out Jeremy’s website, boy there’s some great material there…
I work fast and am not above working on design “grunt-work.”
Jeremy …….
Pixel Invigorator
Sounds like it’s not just pixels he invigorates!