Comments on: Dragon Page Wingin’ It #58: Voicemail Show

By: Mad Dog from Melbourne

Mad Dog from Melbourne — Wed, 03 May 2006 06:48:03 +0000

An addition to my previous posting: just checked out Jeremy’s website, boy there’s some great material there…

I work fast and am not above working on design “grunt-work.”

Jeremy …….
Pixel Invigorator

Sounds like it’s not just pixels he invigorates!

By: Mad Dog from Melbourne

Mad Dog from Melbourne — Wed, 03 May 2006 06:43:03 +0000

GOLD!!!

I made the mistake of listening to this at work – I work in an open plan govt office with the public queueing just 10 feet away… it was killing me trying not to snort, burst out laughing or soil myself from suppressing the sniggers. Had to stop listening about 10 times just so I could keep my composure… boy was I getting some strange looks!

As for Jeremy – legend!!!

By: Alvie

Alvie — Mon, 01 May 2006 14:59:26 +0000

HA! Retarded Ape!

What a great name for a band.

Or a book.

Or a first born child.

Or really anything.

By: Jeremy from Seattle

Jeremy from Seattle — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 18:02:39 +0000

Hey, I tried to make a little noise, I just didn’t want to sound like a retarted ape over the podosphere…

Listen with headphones, heh, I did!

By: Richard from Macon

Richard from Macon — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:34:56 +0000

Sorry about how bad my voicemail sucked. I was hoping that Evo would start commenting about me mentioning everyboby BUT him, but it fell flat. Forgetting Eliza was a mistake, sorry.

When Mike said that he cut 60 voicemails, I thought for sure mine would be canned. I’ll do better next time – maybe I’ll just record to MP3 so I can screen it myself first.

By: Karen from Kalifornia

Karen from Kalifornia — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:45:17 +0000

Okay, this has to stop. No more sex. No more setting the phone casually on the table by the bed. No more, “But honey, I’m downloading a file, don’t worry, it will turn off when it’s done.” You are all going to the Special Hell.

Well, ok, I WANT MORE SEX. C’mon, guys, I want to hear hot action and now. I put and shut up, so did Jeremy. Time for all Karenarries to put a little something in donation box. And this time, I want to hear the GUY! You have no idea how it turns on a gurrl to hear that little monkey panting and squirming.

You have your orders, Gentlemen, mount your rides and get recording.

By: Paul From DesMoines

Paul From DesMoines — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:02:09 +0000

2 things –

1) I’m going to pretend that I wasn’t listening to the live feed and didn’t know that they all took half of the sobriety test BEFORE they realized…they’d already taken it.

2) Is it just me, or were there less than 5 drink cues in that episode?

By: Jeremy from Seattle

Jeremy from Seattle — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 17:39:25 +0000

Sweeeeet!

By: Andrea

Andrea — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:34:56 +0000

Jeremy, I like your wife more and more. Maybe the 3 of us should have a fan club meeting.

By: Jeremy from Seattle

Jeremy from Seattle — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:30:41 +0000

Andrea, when my wife sees women like you she totally makes kissy faces or says, “Hey, boobies!” or “Hey, booty!” or does the whole tongue wiggle thing…she loves to freak them out.

By: Patman

Patman — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:13:22 +0000

OMG! *Bowing…bowing*

It’s kind of hard to work right now. =)

By: Alvie

Alvie — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:06:50 +0000

Yeah, yeah I remember.

Hey Jeremy, you remember that time you were stumbling out of the bar and decided to record your act of coitus?

That was a genius thought my friend. If only the world thought as you. No more war, no hate, just a lot of recordings of the nasty.

Let us dream, shall we?

Oh and Andrea, I think we know she did want you…

By: Andrea

Andrea — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:02:14 +0000

Yes Alvie I forgot about that. Jeremy’s voicemail is the only one I seem to remember. That was very funny. I laughed out loud at a stop light. Looked over and this chic was staring at me (although I think she wanted me). Thank you Alvie.

By: Jeremy from Seattle

Jeremy from Seattle — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 15:55:54 +0000

Alvie, you, you, remember that one time you freaked someone out when you yelled, “Fuck!”?

Yeah?

That was awesome…

By: Jeremy from Seattle

Jeremy from Seattle — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 15:39:18 +0000

My balls always touch, its other dudes balls I am worried about.

By: Alvie

Alvie — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 15:15:31 +0000

It IS only gay if the balls touch!!! Thank you, thank you Eliza!!!!!

By: Alvie

Alvie — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 14:00:09 +0000

Way to go stallion!

By: Andrea

Andrea — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 13:06:05 +0000

Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.

That was even better cranked way up on my iPod on my morning commute.

By: Greg from Tacoma

Greg from Tacoma — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:05:09 +0000

Everyone naked?

Mike.. a few words.

Movie: Eurotrip, ‘unrated’. Watch it.

The sausage-fest on the beach should cure those ideas for you pretty quick.

My wife even recoils at that scene.

By: Greg from Tacoma

Greg from Tacoma — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:50:25 +0000

Jeremy from Seattle,

10 out of 10 for those voicemails. BS or not, it was pure comedy gold.

As I’ve seen you posting after the fact, I’m glad to see your wife didn’t stab you in the face.