Mike, Evo, Summer, Joe, Charlie, and Jack are all that are with us this week, because Eliza ditched us. *sniff*
Debbie from East Mesa makes up our silent studio audience this week.
First drink of the day: Charlie brings us a stunt beer and shameless beer podcast plug: Black Butte Porter, and Full Sail Amber.
- More with the beer… And now NA beer… ZZZZzzzzzz.
- At an exclusive LepreCon event, a brand-new Star Wars character was introduced to the public: Drunk Maul!
- Evo’s secret to having fun at conventions. Go Pirates!
- Get Your Geek Off – sex Q&A with Andrea and Jeremy: The Reverse Cowgirl. I shit you not. Send your questions to getyourgeekoff at gmail dot com
- Summer’s oh-so near brush with the Pr0n industry. And Joe’s an asshole. Pr0n has scripts? Pr0n –> Tennis –> Volleyball –> back to Pr0n.
- Andrew from Wingin’ It R&D treats us to some body-fluid inspired drinks: Michelle’s Alien Urine, & JR’s Brain Hemorrhage
- Evo has bumper issues. Michael has segment issues.
- Rebeer: What are these odd metal containers? Dale’s Pale Ale.
- Evo sets Mike up at the Nebula Awards.
- Evo completely busts NJ’s chocolate salty balls.
- Haiku moment: The Goal
- Pool temperature update: 76.5 degrees
- Wanna come to the pool party? RSVP by emailing: rsvp at dragonpage dot com
- Mrs. Clark needed a transplant. Unfortunately, God has a horrible sense of humor.
- Bye Summer! Rub many bodies for us!
- What is your position on the drug war? Evo wants to know. Also, prostitution, anyone?
- A Different Point of View: The Galaxy’s Greatest Hero.
- Go buy a what!?!
Promos:
Indiana Jim’s The As-Yet Untitled Podcast
HyperiCon
The Official Wingin’ It Forums
Shopkeeper Data: I’ve been sick, I’ve been tired, I’ve been poor… the guys are only one short of joining me… so buy stuff and help ‘em out.
You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.
Books: The Essential Ellison: A 50 Year Retrospective (Revised and Expanded) – Harlan Ellison | Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Spherical Tomi – eBook | Even Cowgirls Get the Blues – Tom Robbins | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream – Hunter S. Thompson
Movies: Even reverse Cowgirls Get the Blues | The Mummy – where you can see what happens when a mummy sucks you dry | South Park, Vol. 11: Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls/Chickenpox (VHS)
IMDB (Movies): Snakes on a Plane
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I’m Scottish but look nothing like Connery but my voice is very similar
Ian yes- I got very excited listening to your live call in. You can talk to me all you want anytime.
Whores! All Yall!
Keep up the good work.
Thanks Alvie
Yeah, Andrea, thats fun too, but ass takes precedent over breasts fer me, but you knew that.
Kill the tabernacle!!!
NO NOT THE TABERNACLE!!
Thou shalt not approach the holy tabernacle, lest I STRIKE THEE DOWN and thou shalt shurely die.
wow… ass to boobs to the tabernacle
and yes Jeremy I knew that about you
Nice fucking YHWH reference, Jeremy! You take that class in skool too?
Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four. Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four.
Jeremy I agree with you 100% no ifs ands just BUTTS.
Enter, Mark Forman.
Vote, please. Vote, please.
I was raised in an Old Testament based Chritianity…weird oxymoron, I know, but hey, at least the Government didn’t come kill us all like them there Davidians.
Thats a good point. Tho you we’re sleeping with 12 year olds… were you? No, of course not.
I just wondered cause yer literally the only one that has ever known what or who YHWH wasa (let alone the correct spelling) that Ive talked to.
Rock.
Wait, that first sentence looks and is grammatically ridiculous.
wow.
Not to mention the content.
Easy does it there Alvie, what’s this “enter Mark Forman?” I am the enterer not the enteree.
Is that like being the Decider not the Decidee?
Dammit. Every post, everyone…
Have your funny, “ha ha Alvie is gay” jokes.
Youll all be sorry….
Sorry, I was busy trying to set up Alvie/Chyna mud westling match at the WI pool party.She agreed but only if she could do some power push ups on Alvie during the match.
Oh thats it…
I don’t know Alvie,maybe you can just pretend it’s a giant snail that got lost and crawled up your butt? At least it won’t soak you down.
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Oh my gosh Chyna’s got the poor boy lip-locked.
Some friend I am, I should be offering you a butt plug instead of these flippant comments. Can you ever forgive me?
No. Fuck off.
Wait, what color’s the butt plug?
It’s white with a picture of Evo on the top-should be good protection.
Mark Forman everyone!
*Clap, clap, clap
Alvie-you made me titter!
Jeremy-thanks for the one handed golf clap.
Yeah, that whole thing made me boober.
Bootylicious!
oh my lord what have I missed here… Mark Forman I am speechless.
Is that a temporary condition due to your mouth being otherwise engaged?
Brrrrrnnah!
Just you wait until the next Get Your Geek Off segment, oh precient one.
ris sows garbled cause I’m rushin my teef wif big pink bwush while I type dis. Got to remeber to spit it out.
…
I think my head just went explody.
Elizabeth,
Quid pro quo on “ass water” chocolate poop cake!
Diarrhea of the mouth for all! Ya fucks!
Alvie-the current and reigning emeperor of the last word-I bow before you sire.
Okay, I think Im still speechless.. although yes maybe my mouth IS occupied
Rhett, Arrogant Bastard only comes in pint-size bottles (big friggin bottles and it’s well worth it.)
As for all this ass talk, why doesn’t that become the topic of the next get you geek off? The ‘other’ entry point.
Trying to follow all this is dizzying.
Andrea-if your mouth is occupiable-I think I want to be a squatter.
J.R.! Yer falling! Yer falling. Steady man… Itll soon pass.
Well, just had to add my ass-cending vote on ass. Baby Got Back indeed! Damn *skippy!*–Eric from OC (Damn…maybe I should’ve made *that* my screen-name … decisions, decisions …) Anyway, I severely digress … Huzzah! and bottoms up! for the ass!!
Huzzah x 2 my friend.
I want that 200th comment.
It’s within my grasp!
GOTCHA!!! Woohoo!