Wingin’ It #60
Mike, Evo, Summer, Joe, Charlie, and Jack are all that are with us this week, because Eliza ditched us. *sniff*
Debbie from East Mesa makes up our silent studio audience this week.
First drink of the day: Charlie brings us a stunt beer and shameless beer podcast plug: Black Butte Porter, and Full Sail Amber.
- More with the beer… And now NA beer… ZZZZzzzzzz.
- At an exclusive LepreCon event, a brand-new Star Wars character was introduced to the public: Drunk Maul!
- Evo’s secret to having fun at conventions. Go Pirates!
- Get Your Geek Off - sex Q&A with Andrea and Jeremy: The Reverse Cowgirl. I shit you not. Send your questions to getyourgeekoff at gmail dot com
- Summer’s oh-so near brush with the Pr0n industry. And Joe’s an asshole. Pr0n has scripts? Pr0n –> Tennis –> Volleyball –> back to Pr0n.
- Andrew from Wingin’ It R&D treats us to some body-fluid inspired drinks: Michelle’s Alien Urine, & JR’s Brain Hemorrhage
- Evo has bumper issues. Michael has segment issues.
- Rebeer: What are these odd metal containers? Dale’s Pale Ale.
- Evo sets Mike up at the Nebula Awards.
- Evo completely busts NJ’s chocolate salty balls.
- Haiku moment: The Goal
- Pool temperature update: 76.5 degrees
- Wanna come to the pool party? RSVP by emailing: rsvp at dragonpage dot com
- Mrs. Clark needed a transplant. Unfortunately, God has a horrible sense of humor.
- Bye Summer! Rub many bodies for us!
- What is your position on the drug war? Evo wants to know. Also, prostitution, anyone?
- A Different Point of View: The Galaxy’s Greatest Hero.
- Go buy a what!?!
Promos:
Indiana Jim’s The As-Yet Untitled Podcast
HyperiCon
The Official Wingin’ It Forums
Shopkeeper Data: I’ve been sick, I’ve been tired, I’ve been poor… the guys are only one short of joining me… so buy stuff and help ‘em out.
You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.
Books: The Essential Ellison: A 50 Year Retrospective (Revised and Expanded) - Harlan Ellison | Spherical Tomi - PodioBook | Spherical Tomi - eBook | Even Cowgirls Get the Blues - Tom Robbins | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream - Hunter S. Thompson
Movies: Even reverse Cowgirls Get the Blues | The Mummy - where you can see what happens when a mummy sucks you dry | South Park, Vol. 11: Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls/Chickenpox (VHS)
IMDB (Movies): Snakes on a Plane
May 17th, 2006 at 5:51 am
It is still the cash crop in Oklahoma.
May 17th, 2006 at 6:53 am
Oh, I love you guys! ♥♥♥♥♥ Hopefully I’ll make it this week, with a special surprise! Oh and crack…er…cookies.
May 17th, 2006 at 7:10 am
Who the fuck is this “Clitoris” and why the hell does she demand so much attention?
May 17th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Alvie, Clitoris was a Greek goddess. According to myth, she was the goddess of being able to stand right in the center of the room, become all flushed and swollen, and still manage to be unseen or untouched by the other gods and goddesses in the room. It’s an obscure story.
May 17th, 2006 at 7:48 am
Pot is a HUGE cash crop here in Kentucky too!
May 17th, 2006 at 7:55 am
Ah yes Joe! I think Ive heard tell. Perchance does a little man and a boat come into play in said lore?
May 17th, 2006 at 8:26 am
“Get Your Geek Off - sex Q&A with Andrea and Jeremy: The Reverse Cowgirl. I shit you not. Send your questions to getyourgeekoff at gmail dot com”
Nice. LOL I’d sure like to get my geek off!
May 17th, 2006 at 9:25 am
I got my Geek off, but now I need a towel.
May 17th, 2006 at 9:53 am
Sweet…… the guys played the promo that Ian and I worked on.
May 17th, 2006 at 9:54 am
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12810262/
Ha! This lends itself well to the conversation. You fucking Arizonians. You all make me giggle like a skool grrrl.
May 17th, 2006 at 10:18 am
Who doesn’t like Pink Taco? At least those of us on the “Left Coast of PHX” do. LOL
May 17th, 2006 at 10:40 am
A big shout out to Brad for the Bumper, all I did was do the voice
May 17th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Phoenix has a coast?!? The big one hit and I missed it?!?!?
May 17th, 2006 at 11:13 am
The future San Fernando one, it’s a bit of a drive though.
May 17th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I would eat a pink taco every day. That’s a genius name. I would ask for one cherry tomato on one side of it though.
May 17th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Mmmmm cherry…. Thats served best with a slice of hymen.
Oh there was no food pun there at all. I apologize.
Where ya been J from S?
May 17th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Alvie, as one who used to sing hymens in the church choir, I can tell you you need to make sure there is no leaking in said boat. It will cause it to smell badly, like stale beer. The fish tacos in Asia are very nice, they found a way to take that fishy smell out of them.
May 17th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Wow what an interesting time to get into the conversation…. I think I am actually speechless. I am not sure what I could add to this. So I guess I will just say dont forget to send your questions in to getyourgeekoff@gmail.com
I guess I could just note that pink tacos dont interest me very much but I am trying to work out a good joke for In and Out Burger but Im not witty enough.
May 17th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
“The Clitoris…. Nature’s Rubics Cube.”
May 17th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
I dont think you need to be witty to use In N Out Burger as a joke. Its kinda just self explanitory. Like Fatburger, or Jack in the Box, or Wendys, or McDonalds….I lost myself at Wendys.
Mark Forman everyone!!!! Always something for every occasion.
May 17th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Well I thought of a fun fact: did you all know the clitoris is actually about 4-5″ long? Look it up if you dont believe me…..
May 17th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Ive seen some that look like small penis’s (Peni? Penae?), head n everything. Thankfully not up close n personal. So yeah , I believe it.
May 17th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I have a great big bottle of Clitoris, extra-minty that i wash my mouth with every morning. It’s invigorating and leaves my breath fresh and teeth whiter!
May 17th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
I thought they were intimidating enough at a quarter inch. Yipe!
May 17th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Yeah they are obviously mostly inside the body, but sometimes they can be longer and resemble a penis as Alvie said.
Im going home now- everyone have a good night!
May 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Oh theyre always intimidating, Rhett, no matter what the size.
Just like Mighty Midget.
Wha ha! Finally got a midget porn joke in. Shpadang!!!
Mark, I worry ’bout you sometimes.
May 17th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
You can actually stroke it with your thumb and forefinger, but it usually better to wait until they are sufficiently turned on.
C’mon Andrea, Pink Tacos are great!
May 17th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Did someone say, “Now it puts the lotion in the basket?”
May 17th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Yo Jeremy why not simplify things and just do a Clamato shot? Know what I’m saying? BTW-dude you have a great voice-you should be podcasting.
May 17th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
You can stroke the clit with thumb and forefinger? Or were you talkin bout the midget?
May 17th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
The midget in the boat?
Mark, thanks! Hence the segment I guess.
May 17th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
BTW sorry for the awful sound, there was noise and I didn’t use noise reduction, apparently the did in studio, weird echo-y vibration too…
Next week will be highly superior, promise!
May 17th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Clit Eastwood says,”Make my day sucker!”
May 17th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Jeremy - practice makes perfect.
I practiced at putting a worm on a hook. Now I am a Master Baiter.
May 17th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
A clitoris shouldn’t be intimidating, it is your friend. I think maybe we do need to cover this Jeremy. I hate to think there are people out there who find them intimidating.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Dont worry Andrea. The only way Id find a clit intimidating is if girls were able to pee standing up with it. Cause then, technically, would one be a hermaphrodite? And if all girls were hermaphrodites would they be know as hermaphrodites because thered be no such things as girls?
Tackle that shit on your next show.
Jeremy: I just sank that midget. Bastard never had a chance.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Alvie that ain’t shit-intimidating is when they can do push ups with it. Did widdle midget cwy? By bye midget, bye bye…. Tell me where to send humidor to serve as his coffin.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:45 am
Mark,
I’m going to send you on a journey, to the underbelly of the internet. If you want to see ‘push-up’ quality clit, welcome to rotten.com’s bio of Joanie Laurer aka Chyna, (Chyna Doll).
I’ve mentioned mind bleach to you before, so I hope you went out and bought some.
Even for a Wingin’It comment thread I’m going to give a NSFW (Not Safe For Work) tag to it.
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/
Scroll down to near the bottom.
I should also note you probably don’t want to hit their front page and poke the links, unless you’ve a study gut.
Mike, Evo.. feel free to delete this one if it crosses the line.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:44 am
Greg,
You naughty, naughty man you. What on earth did you do to my patient Mark? All he does now is sit in the corner of my office and mumble about the horror of that woman with the clit like a “billy club.” He insists on dressing like Angus Young from the band ACDC, you know like a schoolboy. If you can provide any insight here it will be appreciated. I’ve also been instructed to send the related psychiatric bills to you.
Have a shiny day.
Dr. Laura
Sex Therapist(M.D.)
May 18th, 2006 at 2:06 am
Dr. Laura,
After my own experience with that example of nature/nurture gone wrong, my own therapist guided me through the stage after dressing like a school boy - that being the uncontrollable screaming late at night, cold chills, and a great fear of cylindrical meat products.
I accept the damage I have caused and direct you to my billing information. My real name is Evo Terra, and I’ve e-mailed you me credit card information. Oh, if you need to call me to confirm, I have a crazy person living with me that may try to deny the charges, and claim to be me (Evo) - just ignore him.
May 18th, 2006 at 4:17 am
Hee hee. I do freelance photo retouching, and I did some work for a certain magazine that Chyna was in during her wrestling high point. I heard rumors about that clit.
May 18th, 2006 at 5:15 am
*Photoshop joke*
Did you have to re-touch with one of these?
http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture98/colorify/product1.jpg
May 18th, 2006 at 6:52 am
Kick ass Greg, cause “One Night in Chyna” is exactly what I was thinking about when I mentioned the “penis clit”.
I was also thinking of “Mighty Midget Gangbang” but that another topic for another day.
Or its not. Thats probably best.
May 18th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Greg- yes, that and an airbrush and we make Hollywood beautiful.
May 18th, 2006 at 9:16 am
Hey, there is nothing wrong with a big clit. Its like a Dick and Jane (heh, or a Dick on Jane book) book for early readers. If you have a dysfunctional clit finding ability, start with her.
Of course there is also the theory that the guys who freak out the most may be *ahem, smaller than that….
May 18th, 2006 at 9:20 am
BTW I am so downloanding it…
May 18th, 2006 at 10:14 am
I was out of town this week at a funeral. We stopped across from the world’s largest sausage. I would have taken the “wingin’ it ipod” picture of it for Summer, Dani, Karen, Andrea, Eliza, et al, but I forgot my ipod that morning.
So you’ll all just have to make do with this:
http://www.roadsideattractions.ca/mundare.htm
May 18th, 2006 at 10:28 am
Jeremy your theory on the freak out/small cock idea is solid. Rock solid. Good thing Im always smooth as silk.
Yeeeeah, like a nice Colt ‘45 going down. Smoooov, baby. Like Billy Dee’s dress habits. Smoov, baby. Like satin underpants. Smoooov.
But cmon, you tellin me if Chyna’s clit was coming at you live you wouldnt be a little concerned?
May 18th, 2006 at 10:40 am
Yea, Chyna comes dangerously close to being transgendered. LOL
May 18th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Mark having just returned from Dr. Laura, er, Dr. Laura’s couch, er, fuck it. All I can think of is that Ramone’s song-”beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat, ohyeah, oh yeah, oh oh.
Greg it concerns me that they let people like you into the country to teach sheep shearing to blind schoolchildren-so I’ll just close with a “God Bless America!”BTW-Chyna looks a lot like Evo’s twin sister Evona-the one that they keep locked up in Dracovista and claim is a parrot.
Alvie-living in Taiwan I have spent many nights in Chyna, and all I can say is it feels like thumb wrestling but not using thumbs-wink, wink, nudge,nudge.
I’m alreadywriting the screenplay,”it was a virtual army of them-amazon clitorises, bigger than giant sea clams attired in garb that would make wonder woman proud….
Shit, where the hell is tee Morris when I need him, and what the fug happened to Phil Rossi? Eliza swallow him while with her baster?
Toto: This definitely isn’t Kansas.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:45 am
Speaking of dicks:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12851397/?GT1=8199
May 18th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Amen Alvie, God also told him to run for president, but it seems God only intended him to run, not get elected. Go figure, God works in mysterious ways. LOL
May 18th, 2006 at 11:24 am
Kurt- thanks for the pic. Yeah that would of been a perfect wingin it iPod moment.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:39 am
I wouldn’t be so concerned with her giant clit (its almost to facination point with me now), its her thighs you gotta watch out for. With a clit that big you know she’d climax quickly when you down on her, but she’ll squeeze your head and it’ll pop off like a dandilion head in a kids hand on the playground….take that similie Scott Sigler!
May 18th, 2006 at 11:39 am
Yeah, Gods funny that way. Now if He could tell Pat to run, say, of a cliff…
May 18th, 2006 at 11:41 am
Um Jeremy, its take that “smile” Scott sigler. Ha. “Similie”. Silly Jeremy, making up words again.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Alvie, that was dumb, like Bush.
Take that similie Scott Sigler!
May 18th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Oh I dunno bout bush being dumb. I love it…
Oh you mean him.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Now that Alvie’s back into bush, haven’t we come full circle on this clit thing?
May 18th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
sim·i·le ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sm-l)
n.
A figure of speech in which two essentially unlike things are compared, often in a phrase introduced by like or as, as in “How like the winter hath my absence been� or “So are you to my thoughts as food to life� (Shakespeare).
May 18th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
I thought busch was for drinking!
May 18th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
I much prefer bush over busch, and not that president fellow. LOL
May 18th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
What happened to Alvie, he get bushwhacked again?
May 18th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Shit I’d rather have Bush (not the pres) over Busch
May 18th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Im just trying to figure out if Kurt thought I was serious or not. God I hope so.
What the hell do you mean “back into bush”, Mark? That could mean so many things…
May 18th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
You love bush? Well, I guess you are in Colorado…lotsa hairy granola girls in burkenstocks with killer bush there I suppose. Heh!
May 18th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
I stay clear of granola. Makes me shit squares.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Alvie you keep a weedeater in the back seat of your car?
May 18th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
With oats and honey.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
And corn and peanuts.
WeedWHACKER, Mark. Weedwhacker.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Oh, seems like you’re one of those roughage riders. JfS-seems like you have a nutitionally balanced diet. Got to be careful when partner eats jalapenos, get some nasty blisters that way when you do the greek reverse cowgirl thing.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Think of the Ewoks!
May 18th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Eliza didn’t abandon you. She had a better offer.
P
May 18th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I do think of the Ewoks…
Pleasure spiked with pain, baby.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I would just like to take the time to say you are all sick little monkeys. But I feel right at home so carry on. I do wish there was another chic here to combat all this bush talk.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Music isn’t my Aero-Plane. Issssn’t my Aaaroooah-plane.
Ha! I just heard a comedian say, “Few guys know this, but if you press on a girls clitoris, and pinch her nipple at the same time, the theme from Star Wars plays.”
That’s some funny shit.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
When someone says they love their lawn, that ususally means they don’t let it grow wild.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
“back into bush?” Sounds technically impossible.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Ha! That is some funny shit Jeremy. You remember the comics name?
Technically it is impossible, Rhett.
Alvie in Boulder - Master of the Impossible.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Master of the Impossible or a Cunning Linguist?
May 18th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Wha!!!! We have a winner!
May 18th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Twat’s that you say?
I cunt hear you!
May 18th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I also have an ear infucktion.
Im trying to finger it out, so tits ok.
May 18th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
God.
May 18th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Yes?
May 18th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
That would be a cunning stunt.
May 18th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
For when you guys need a break great Star Trek Tribute video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXal1GAA4A&feature=Favorites&page=4&t=t&f=b
May 18th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Thirteen’s boss took the news of the destruction of the first Death Star quite well, IMHO:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17327
May 18th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Home again, home again, jiggidy jig.
May 18th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
I have watched that like 20 times now…it never gets old!
“Baby no salsa on the leather…keep it on the chipssss”
May 18th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
The coffee house one is hilareeous too.
“Yeah, white boy, its non-fat.”
May 18th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
OOO, I just remembered, I may have One Night in Chyna waiting for me when I get home….
May 18th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
hey whatever happened to Michael and Evo? Didn’t they once have something to do with this blog? Not complaining, just asking?
May 18th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
One Night in Chyna makes a hard man flacid.
Siam, Oriental clitty…
May 18th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
I’m not worthy oh Alvie chess-you’re a scream!
May 18th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Murry Head jokes is always har-larious!
And a fitting name for this conversation may I add.
May 18th, 2006 at 7:19 pm
I don’t even know what to add to this conversation. You know how Summer keeps the guys in check during Wingin It? There is no way for me to do that here. So just keep on with yo’ bad selves……
May 18th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
I don’t know where to start. I’m still disturbed by the Chyna pictures. *shudder*
Anyway, I tried my first Arrogant Bastard Ale this weekend. Damn tasty stuff.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
Wow. Look what happens when there’s no refereesto throw the ball back onto the field.
Golf clap, y’all. Golf clap.
I’m not going to look at the Chyna pics yet, but anyone ever read Howard Chaykin’s limited series “Black Kiss”? It might be collected as a GN now, but I’m not sure. Some interesting characters in there, and I’m not talkin’ about their personalities.
May 19th, 2006 at 2:32 am
WOO HOO
I got the 100th Reply, YEAH!!!
May 19th, 2006 at 3:38 am
Congrats Ian!! Its a proud moment isnt it?
Uh-oh! I am up early to workout and as of 5:30am CST no voicemail show
I guess Ill have to wait until I get to work today.
May 19th, 2006 at 5:58 am
I’m sorta relieved
I called like in, like a drunken idiot.
Im so mortified at my lame call, and i hope hope hope hope i got cut. Sooo hoping i had bad service or something and they couldnt hear what i said.
we shall see.
May 19th, 2006 at 6:39 am
Summer I’m not familiar, Ill have to check it out.
But speaking of interesting characters (and youll appreciate this) I just caught “Zardoz” on cable.
Sean Connery + 70’s sci fi + soft core porn = magic!
May 19th, 2006 at 6:47 am
Star Trek Cribs would have been better if they were playing the Star Trek FPS instead of BF 1942 or whatever was on the screen. LOL
May 19th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Ah Sarah fear not my friend. We are all family here. But we will have to wait to hear it I guess…..
I must see this movie you speak of Alvie, Sean Connery!! soft core porn!!!!
70s Sci-Fi!!!! Sign me up!
May 19th, 2006 at 7:02 am
Oh I don’t know, “In Like Flint” is always a good one to watch for some nice action. I believe it was a James Coburn flick. I must visit imDb to verify now. LOL
May 19th, 2006 at 7:02 am
I’m not worried, i wouldnt even have the number in my phone if i was shy…. but i get stupid when i get drunk…. not entertaining stupid… just…. stupid…
Add me to that list too, alvie..
i saw some sean connery movie the other day flipping channels. and my sister, she’s 17 and very chic, she says… “i think that is the guy who played mufasa on the lion king.”
She has her own brand of “isms” in our family
May 19th, 2006 at 7:05 am
Master Zardoz says:
“The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!”
The gun is good.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:07 am
Its all good Sarah.
I happen to get stoopid when drunk as well.
And then I find myself on my back in a strange bed being taken advantage of.
I hate drunk…
May 19th, 2006 at 7:10 am
“And then I find myself on my back in a strange bed being taken advantage of.”
And this is bad how Alvie?
Hrm…third message today…let me see if I piss off the spam bot. LOL
May 19th, 2006 at 7:13 am
i can handle the strange bed thing (i carry a switchblade)
its the throwing up in the driveway, talking to random people about even MORE random subjects, and ultimately looking and sounding like a total nerd… not a geek, a nerd… that gets me.
but youre right tho, its all good.
i just want them to hurry up and post it!
May 19th, 2006 at 7:13 am
Yeah Alvie it must suck to be you. I like being on my back being taken advantage of… okay maybe not a strange bed, that would be weird.
I have done plenty of way way stupid stuff while drunk… I dont even want to think about it!
May 19th, 2006 at 7:17 am
Since we are on this topic, I also like being the one who is doing the advantage taking too.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Hey! Nerds are people too!
May 19th, 2006 at 7:22 am
well doesnt everyone, andrea? i do anyway…
May 19th, 2006 at 7:25 am
true that sistah true that
May 19th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Oooooo…the topic leads me to a question for the “Get Your Geek Off” segment…
May 19th, 2006 at 7:30 am
YAY Gil, yes please send in questions!!!
May 19th, 2006 at 7:31 am
Holy Jesus, that was a lot of posts in a short amount of time.
SEE DAMMIT! I f I was the one that said “Since we are on this topic, I also like being the one who is doing the advantage taking too” Id be labled as a molester. Fucking double standards.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:33 am
No you wouldn’t of. Well at least I wouldn’t of said that. There are no labels here. I guarantee you there would be people that would label me a whore for saying it so there are no double stanadards.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Richten Sie das aus, Alvie.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:38 am
All Im saying is that in the world outside of little piece of heaven here, if we stood side by side and made the statement “I like to do the taking advantage of”, I would go to jail and you would get phone numbers.
Sall Im saying.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:41 am
What happens at Wingin’ it, stays at Wingin’ It.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:44 am
No labels, but you can have the tagline, “Alvie the Advantage Taker”. LOL
May 19th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Ok I hear what you are saying so I apologize. I think double standards are stupid, and if what you say is true that lets just go ahead and let Iran nuke us and end it all now. Because there is no hope for us.
Hey you know what dammit you can molest me anytime you want if that helps.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:49 am
I totally saw a dalorean last night…it was call worthy (so I did).
May 19th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Boy. You can sweet talk with the best of em, Andrea.
Theres nothing to apologize for. You dinna make the rules. Besides, I get to stand up to pee. And thats A#1 on the convenience factor. So we’re even.
Dammit Gil, thats exactly how Im gonna end up in jail with..with.. with your damn rumors and accusations!
May 19th, 2006 at 7:52 am
Jeremy Dreams of the Day when he gets taken advantage of by a woman from Chicago and a woman from Charleston simultaneously.
“Its Me and You, and You….simultaneous lovin…”
May 19th, 2006 at 7:54 am
Oh, speaking of 70s Sci-Fi with Connery…Outlands! That was good times too.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:55 am
Alvie that is so true man. I wish I could stand to pee.
Jeremy- Im in.
Man I need some work today…….
May 19th, 2006 at 7:56 am
uh oh….
Andrea, looks like we even get a Capitalization!
Andrea and Sarah Take On Jeremy Day, national holiday
haha
May 19th, 2006 at 7:56 am
I got hit with the bot.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:58 am
oops
I got hit with the bot.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:58 am
Sean Connery is hot, even now. He is way sexy. I would totally do that.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Open invite from Andrea!
May 19th, 2006 at 8:06 am
You know whos not lookin so hot anymore? Milla Jovavich. Saw her in an interview on G4. Girls going downhill. And those converstion skills. Nails on chalkboard. Ah well, her body still kicks ass so I guess if you had to you could turn her around and put her face in the pillow.
Actually thats kinda hot…
May 19th, 2006 at 8:08 am
“Dammit Gil, thats exactly how Im gonna end up in jail with..with.. with your damn rumors and accusations!”
LOL You? Jail? Well, if it ever happens Alvie, make sure you take a copy of “Bareback Mountain” in with you.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:10 am
Off to work.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:12 am
Zardoz is like Logan’s Run’s drunken brother. LOL Not really simular themes so much as simular character. Hey J.R. tried my first Stone Pale Ale last weekend to, and I bought it from Magnums. I might have to check to see if they have any Arrogant Bastard, what’s the smallest size? I’m a beer noob? We can molest Andrea anytime we want? Only in cyberspace though. LOL
May 19th, 2006 at 8:14 am
“Ah well, her body still kicks ass so I guess if you had to you could turn her around and put her face in the pillow.”
LOL I thought Jeremy was the “ass man” not you Alvie.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:17 am
voicemail is up!!!!!!
Alvie- whatever works for you. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:18 am
There’s plenty of ass in this world to go around. Love the ass.
Jeremy and I may not agree on much, and we may fight everyday after skool at the flagpole, but on this we agree.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:30 am
I nominate Alvie at the “Simore Butts” of the forum.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:30 am
Just as long as he doesn’t make you lick the flagpole then that’s a good thing. LOL
May 19th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Ass rules. God I love ass. Ass, ass, ass. Butt I can’t get enough.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Bet your bottom dollar!
May 19th, 2006 at 8:48 am
Anyone else like to grab a cheek with both hands and gnaw on it? Like a gentle gnawing, not a zombie flesh eating gnawing.
I’m the only one?
Ok, well you don’t know what you’ve been missing.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:52 am
Never think youre the only one
May 19th, 2006 at 9:01 am
I prefer that on the breasts personally.
May 19th, 2006 at 9:11 am
Me too.
Wait what?
May 19th, 2006 at 9:16 am
I’m Scottish but look nothing like Connery but my voice is very similar
May 19th, 2006 at 9:19 am
Ian yes- I got very excited listening to your live call in. You can talk to me all you want anytime.
May 19th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Whores! All Yall!
Keep up the good work.
May 19th, 2006 at 9:42 am
Thanks Alvie
May 19th, 2006 at 10:27 am
Yeah, Andrea, thats fun too, but ass takes precedent over breasts fer me, but you knew that.
May 19th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Kill the tabernacle!!!
May 19th, 2006 at 11:05 am
NO NOT THE TABERNACLE!!
May 19th, 2006 at 11:07 am
Thou shalt not approach the holy tabernacle, lest I STRIKE THEE DOWN and thou shalt shurely die.
May 19th, 2006 at 11:14 am
wow… ass to boobs to the tabernacle
and yes Jeremy I knew that about you
May 19th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Nice fucking YHWH reference, Jeremy! You take that class in skool too?
May 19th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four. Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four.
May 19th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Jeremy I agree with you 100% no ifs ands just BUTTS.
May 19th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Enter, Mark Forman.
Vote, please. Vote, please.
May 19th, 2006 at 11:53 am
I was raised in an Old Testament based Chritianity…weird oxymoron, I know, but hey, at least the Government didn’t come kill us all like them there Davidians.
May 19th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Thats a good point. Tho you we’re sleeping with 12 year olds… were you? No, of course not.
I just wondered cause yer literally the only one that has ever known what or who YHWH wasa (let alone the correct spelling) that Ive talked to.
Rock.
May 19th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Wait, that first sentence looks and is grammatically ridiculous.
wow.
May 19th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Not to mention the content.
May 19th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Easy does it there Alvie, what’s this “enter Mark Forman?” I am the enterer not the enteree.
May 19th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Is that like being the Decider not the Decidee?
May 19th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Dammit. Every post, everyone…
Have your funny, “ha ha Alvie is gay” jokes.
Youll all be sorry….
May 19th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Sorry, I was busy trying to set up Alvie/Chyna mud westling match at the WI pool party.She agreed but only if she could do some power push ups on Alvie during the match.
May 19th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Oh thats it…
May 19th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
I don’t know Alvie,maybe you can just pretend it’s a giant snail that got lost and crawled up your butt? At least it won’t soak you down.
May 19th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
***
May 19th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Oh my gosh Chyna’s got the poor boy lip-locked.
May 19th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Some friend I am, I should be offering you a butt plug instead of these flippant comments. Can you ever forgive me?
May 19th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
No. Fuck off.
Wait, what color’s the butt plug?
May 19th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
It’s white with a picture of Evo on the top-should be good protection.
May 19th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Mark Forman everyone!
May 19th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
*Clap, clap, clap
May 19th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Alvie-you made me titter!
Jeremy-thanks for the one handed golf clap.
May 19th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Yeah, that whole thing made me boober.
May 19th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Bootylicious!
May 19th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
oh my lord what have I missed here… Mark Forman I am speechless.
May 19th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Is that a temporary condition due to your mouth being otherwise engaged?
May 19th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Brrrrrnnah!
Just you wait until the next Get Your Geek Off segment, oh precient one.
May 19th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
ris sows garbled cause I’m rushin my teef wif big pink bwush while I type dis. Got to remeber to spit it out.
May 19th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
…
I think my head just went explody.
May 19th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Elizabeth,
Quid pro quo on “ass water” chocolate poop cake!
May 19th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
Diarrhea of the mouth for all! Ya fucks!
May 19th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Alvie-the current and reigning emeperor of the last word-I bow before you sire.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Okay, I think Im still speechless.. although yes maybe my mouth IS occupied
May 19th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Rhett, Arrogant Bastard only comes in pint-size bottles (big friggin bottles and it’s well worth it.)
As for all this ass talk, why doesn’t that become the topic of the next get you geek off? The ‘other’ entry point.
Trying to follow all this is dizzying.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Andrea-if your mouth is occupiable-I think I want to be a squatter.
May 19th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
J.R.! Yer falling! Yer falling. Steady man… Itll soon pass.
May 21st, 2006 at 3:35 am
Well, just had to add my ass-cending vote on ass. Baby Got Back indeed! Damn *skippy!*–Eric from OC (Damn…maybe I should’ve made *that* my screen-name … decisions, decisions …) Anyway, I severely digress … Huzzah! and bottoms up! for the ass!!
May 22nd, 2006 at 11:27 am
Huzzah x 2 my friend.
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:02 pm
I want that 200th comment.
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:03 pm
It’s within my grasp!
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:04 pm
GOTCHA!!! Woohoo!
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:41 pm
200th comment whore…
hee ha.
May 24th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Not near as whorish as trying for #300. LOL Hey only 98 more posts to go!!