Featuring this week: Mike, Evo, Joe, Jack, and Charlie. Once again, where’s Eliza? And don’t forget– Debbie the silent studio audience.
The voicemails:
- Ary from Boston wants to be a boy of Summer.
- Darryl from Austin needs him some wheels.
- Chad from D.C. has a GREAT idea for DragonCon.
- A call for Mike and Evo look-a-likes.
- Discussion of DragonCon. Gonna be sweet.
- Darryl from Austin gives us a somewhat sad PSA. Raise your glasses to Bob the cat.
- Darryl from Austin is drunk, and awaiting his bus.
- What to pack for SubCon in Germany?
- Lucy(?) Imp(?) No idea. Trying to drum us up some interviews.
- Rob in Disneyworld in Small World hell.
- Adam in Boston trying to get laid, gets run over by a car. Whaddaya gonna do?
- Pumpking bowling and car surfing. These are your heroes, folks.
- What semi-felonious fun did you engage in when you were a teen? Send us a V-mail and let us know.
- Kurt from Calgary. Go Hockey!
- Darryl from Austin. Some people want to ban ice cream trucks. Fuckin’ commies.
- Darryl from Austin. Coolest accident ever! Guess you had to be there.
- Martem from Sweden. We need more Tee! Could he be drunk?
- Adam from Boston with a brillian idea to get us some extra bucks. Send us money!
- Mick loves our format, and suggests a beer. Dude, get some sleep.
- The Linux cowboy taunts us with his beer.
- Mike and Evo language lesson: the proper pronunciation of Quebec.
- Andrew from R&D whines about why he changes ingredients. We appreciate your sacrifice.
- Rhettro pulls Jim from Michigan out of his celebrity closet.
- Karen from Kalifornia gave us a gift. Bout time you remembered, Mike. Um, how are all these items related?
- Sarah from Charleston calling from the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
- Sarah fron Charleston wants a SoaP callback line for the show. Any suggestions?
- Kevin from California and “friend” want a massage from Summer.
- Gil from Millwalkie had lunch with Rhettro. Near the studio, and didn’t come in. Thanks, Gil.
- Ary from Boston wants a signed bottle opener. Find them under Cool Wingin’It Swag.
- Debbie buys a signed bottle opener! Debbie is the best.
- Apparently we need to set up a server in Austria. OR ELSE!
- Philip from Australia corrupts the youth in the land of Oz
- Doug from the back forty calls Bullshit! on the waiting for marriage rant.
- Doug from Alaska notices a trend in the names of our fans.
- Philip from Australia is converting, but he doesn’t know which cult to join. He wants the cult leaders to give him their best offers: Lending Tree style.
- Alvie from Boulder received his bottle opener, and bread ties.
- Andrea thanks Phil for his last Voicemail.
- Phil from Australia sends an irritating voicemail.
- Darryl just heard a dude use a bad fake accent to pick up the honeys.
- Maurie from Australia has had a few drinks. But he can still read the label, so he hasn’t had enough.
- John Boze with another offer for Joe.
- Mike bitches about corn syrup. Again.
- You want asswater? I got your asswater, right here!
- Damn you, Phil!
- Martem tells us the proper way to spell his name, and it uses punctuation. So, screw it.
- Martem again. In Sweden, they get a day off work for May Day.
- Karen from Kalifornia thanks Jeremy for a new euphamism. I so can’t wait to meet this woman.
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Yes this is St. Mark how can I help you my son?
Whats Vietnam?
Wait thats Charlie’s question…
The peanut is niether a pea nor a nut. Explain.
Charlie don’t surf, Charlie Brown’s got the revelation on peanuts.
I always thought the peanut was in the legume family which incorporates peas, nuts, and Alive… oh, wait….I lost my train of thought there.
As for Real Genius, Val creates a giant laser that gets launched on a satalite and he uses it to pop pop-corn.
Danke J.R.
Ah, legume. Not to be confused with comedian John Legumezamo.
So there is a connection between peanuts and the evil clown from Spawn. Glad you guys are here to clear these things up.
The Evil Clown always steals the peanuts from the circus.
Dang those clowns!
They scare me.
especially a clown that John Legumezamo had to crouch down and paint himself blue to play.
*shudder*
(btw, i didnt dissappear, i got eaten by the bot…. er.. the clown… becuase i am a peanut…)
(what?)
Yeah, what?
huh?
what?
Did somebody ask to send in the clowns and some pizzas?
and beer.
And porn
AND PIE!
Right Rhettro-and don’t forget to tip your server, and set them back up straight once you’re done tipping them. Will Chino Bandito do instead?
Mr. McPieFace,
Pie with fir or without?
Yes.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060522/ap_on_he_me/no_more_periods
THANK YOU SCIENCE!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEHA!
2 Douglas fir-pies coming right up. Do you tree huggers all have corn nuts?
Who the fuck hugs trees? I like pie.
http://www.hirsutebeavers.com/s1/index.html?revid=9159&refer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.digitalsmackdown.com%2Ftop10%2Fhairy.html
Then we have pie fo you!
*gurgle
Uh, does that come in chocoalte cream too?
Ew…
X 2
Wasn’t the topic. “Clown Posse?”