Clerks II release date moved
I’ve just received a note from a promoter explaining that the launch of Clerks II, the highly anticipated sequel to Kevin’s Smiths seminal work, has been moved up in the launch queue. Originally slated for an August 18th debut, the antics of Dante and Randall will now punch you in the face on July 21st, 2006.
Why?
Elementary, my dear Watson. Kevin Smith is no dummy. He knows he hasn’t got an Asian design major’s chance in Hades going up against the greatest cinematic event the world has ever seen, opening on the same day.
Say it loud, people!
May 22nd, 2006 at 11:57 am
For once, Evo, your theory is sound.
Is this the B&W or color version? I heard he wanted to release it in both.
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:10 pm
What? I didn’t know they were making a Matrix 4.
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Kevin Smith is my master now.
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:19 pm
I wonder if he’ll show up at this year’s Comic Con? The 21st occurs while CC is in session. He was a hoot last year.
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Where will you be on August 18th, 2006? I will be at the premier of “Snakes On a Plane”!
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:26 am
Well, I’m still looking forward to Clerks II, so sooner is better.
May 23rd, 2006 at 11:47 am
I’ve heard that some theatres will have a B & W print of Clerks 2 and some places will have a color print.
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Clerks 2 is on my list, because of the sole fact that, “I am the C.L.I.T. Commando!!!”
May 24th, 2006 at 8:54 am
Yes but years from now, people will remember Clerks 2 more than Snakes on a Plane…
May 24th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
True but even if Snakes on a Plane sucks massive wind, it will all be worth it for the amusement that we’ve had over the past few months.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Some of you (Michael and ditto) are treading on thin ice. I shall not allow sacreligious comments to mar our place of sanctity. There shall be snakes. Motherfucking snakes, I say. And they shall be on the motherfucking plane.
May 24th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
A-motherfucking-men. ;P
“We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it! “
May 30th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
The Night Listener, really? I mean sure Robin Williams is great and all but I think Clerks II can take him especially since he’s in a movie based on a book by Armistead Maupin.
Oh, right. Snakes on a Plane.