Wingin’ It #61
This week we have Mike, Evo, TD0013, Jack, Summer, Mason Rocket, Eliza, and Mr. Eliza. Good lawd, that’s a lot of bottle openin’.
Summer has the perfect tee for TD0013
Phil sent us… oh wait.
- Also on this week’s Wingin’ It:
- First Drink of the Day - Courtesy of Magnum’s: Fish Tale IPA, Nut Brown Ale, Bridgeport IPA, Fat Tire, Black Butte Porter
- Just what we need, a toll-free beer hotline: Call 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427) to order us some beer from Magnum’s.
- Evo’s in so much pain, he can’t use a bottle opener. Time to do some research on the American with Disabilities Act.
- Mike performed enhancement surgery on the studio. Now bigger and longer.
- The greatest Killer Bunnies promo ever.
- Phil sent us… oh, wait.
- Listen live! Chat with us!
- Our forums contest. The 100th sign-up gets a free beer opener signed by everybody in the studio.
- TD0013 sings the praises of The Queen of Geek, Mur Lafferty.
- Indiana Jim’s Uninvited Guest Editorial: Engaging in illegal commerce on Mike’s say-so.
- We’re not mean, we love the Drunk Maul.
- Phil sent us… oh, wait.
- Nina sent us German chocolate. THREE kilos worth.
- Phil sent us… Australian chocolate. FIVE KILOS WORTH. And instructions for use.
- Eliza brought us chocolate chip mint cookies. My diet starts tomorrow.
- Scott from the Warbirds Resource Group emails us: His house is now littered in BSG DVDs and Violet Crumble wrappers.
- Get Your Geek Off with Andrea and Jeremy: Jimmy from Denver asks: Why do all the men in pr0n have small pee-pees?
- Time to rebeer with new music! Given to us by Mark from Memphis.
- Evo decides to play golf, with disasterous results to his back and shoulder. Oh, and it’s not really golf. And it sounds like his physician’s tools ain’t approved by the FDA.
- Michael’s Deep Thought of the Week: The little voices in your head.
- If your beer opener has broken, email Mike. Also, introducing TD0013, master beer opener repairman.
- Couple of random emails.
- Karen from Kalifornia has some messages for Mike, TD, and Evo. I so can’t wait to meet this woman.
Promos:
Nina Kimberly The Merciless by Christiana Ellis
Shopkeeper Data: Help Evo get some help for his palm overuse… snicker…
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General Products: Gummi Bears | Maltesers | Oak Creek Brewery | Tim Tams | “Vader was Framed” t-shirt | Violet Crumbles
Books: Spherical Tomi - PodioBook | Spherical Tomi - eBook
Games: Frisbee Disc Golf Set 3 Pack | Killer Bunnies and the Quest for the Magic Carrot - Red Booster Deck | Porter-Cable NS150A 18-Gauge Narrow Crown Stapler Kit - build your own personal massage unit |
Movies: Battlefield Earth | Monster Garage - Series 1 | Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail | Star Trek TOS EP 50 - “By Any Other Name” - Watch It, Learn It, Live It… People
IMDB (Movies): Snakes on a Plane
May 24th, 2006 at 12:20 am
Well Alvie, I warmed her up now you can drive her home.
May 24th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Thanks Mark! Fuck, my car’s broken…
May 24th, 2006 at 7:30 am
Uhh.. call me lame, but … i cant find an email address for mike (other than the slice or dp ones) that works… soo– i emailed it to the DP one, but ill post it here too.
I HAVENT GOTTEN MY BEER OPENER YET!! ITS BEEN SIX WEEKS!!
im having withdrawls (*shiver*)
Uhh so yeah. Hooray for wednesdays and wingin’ it!
May 24th, 2006 at 7:50 am
Hoorah indeed!
May 24th, 2006 at 7:58 am
Get Your Geek Off with Andrea and Jeremy: Jimmy from Denver asks: Why do all the men in pr0n have small pee-pees?
ROFLMAO
Oh I can’t wait to listen to the answer to this one.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Oh good. Its Jeremy.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:06 am
Haven’t gotten to that part yet…
May 24th, 2006 at 8:11 am
hee hee
May 24th, 2006 at 8:16 am
How come it couldn’t be Alvie darn it!
May 24th, 2006 at 8:18 am
I think we need more in-studio shots…like weekly. If you have to you can blur Summer (a.k.a. F.B.I. Witness Proctection Parcel #2293g45782-a) out to keep her anonymity.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Anyone heard/seen the new Def Lepard album? Its epic.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Def Lepard?
They’re still around?
May 24th, 2006 at 8:34 am
Damn yes Jeremy! With a name like “YEAH!”, how the hell can it not be epic?
Why is Andrea over there in the corner laughing?
May 24th, 2006 at 8:37 am
Wingin it 61:
-Mason Rocket is the coolest name EVER!
-Jeremy- your wife is sexy
-Indiana Jim- that was priceless
-poor Evo, i hope his back feels better
-I think they need to get Drunk Maul on the show
-I wish someone in Australia would send me chocolate…… anyone?…….???
that is all for now…. back to work…. I’ll be back
May 24th, 2006 at 8:39 am
Yeah, “Mason Rocket” will do.
Still liked “Rock Johnson”
May 24th, 2006 at 8:47 am
You know, after listening to that chocolate segment, I say Summer needs to get covered in chocolate then there would be no need to blur the picture.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:48 am
I’m a little suprised our GYGO segment didn’t garner any in-studio response. You’d think penis size and butt-sex would be a welcome topic of discussion…
May 24th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Def Lepard: The most expensive cover band to book.
Yeah! Is all covers..ghey.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:57 am
Whats covers to one person is an easy million dollars to another.
Ghey is right. Smart way to make money is also right.
Jeremy: Theres not many segments that will get a studio response anymore (unless you are KfK, and good for her). But y’know what? They stand strong without responses so I thinks its all gut.
You make a fine Jimmy btw.
May 24th, 2006 at 9:00 am
Well the GYGO segment was quite informative and amusing as well. The whole, “be ready for it” comment was a hoot and I was glad that I wasn’t drinking anything at the time.
I am intrigued about Andrea’s technique though…
May 24th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Who isn’t?
May 24th, 2006 at 9:34 am
Lotsa people
May 24th, 2006 at 9:44 am
It’s been twenty years since I listened to Def Lep, my tastes have gotten definately harder since then. Nevermore FTW!!! Mason Rocket? Naw.. How ’bout Hugh G. Rection? Bart would approve.
May 24th, 2006 at 9:47 am
You realized you just used “harder” and “Hugh G. Rection” in the same post. Well done.
May 24th, 2006 at 9:47 am
“You realized”? Lets talk past tense presently! Jesus I suck.
May 24th, 2006 at 9:52 am
Damn no one from Australia yet with offers of chocolate????
and screw Def Lepard everyone needs to go out and by Powder Burns by Twilight Singers, I cant stop listening to it. You can hear my 5:30 am voicemail call after I saw them live on the voicemail show Friday.
No I like Mason Rocket better. Hugh G. Rection is not funny anymore because my husband got called that by every single person in the world for years after that appeared.
Although he does not mind being called Hugh Hefner…. typical.
May 24th, 2006 at 9:54 am
Alvie I have no english writing skills, don’t even worry about it. I don’t think anyone cares.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Jeremy cares. He has a notebook with all my posting mistakes in it.
Jerk.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Jeremy you are so mean!
May 24th, 2006 at 10:04 am
Ya, Hugh G. Rection is probably to “in your face” so to speak. Something more subtle, Lars Pennies? And Alvie, of course I realized, my sentence structure is always coldly calculated, even when I mash stuff up to the point of incomprehension.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:14 am
You realize you just used “in your face” and “mash stuff up” in the same post.
Well done again.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Realize it? Heck, I realize it to a level that is unreal. I unrealize it.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:19 am
I would say maybe even a short demostration video…
May 24th, 2006 at 10:25 am
You realize that you just used “realize” 3 times in the same post.
Ah, Ill stop. But I like Rhett. So maybe I wont.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:30 am
I say you keep on going Alvie, you’re on a roll you realize.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Did I realize it? I…. ok, I’m going to spare everyone else this tired line of sh something… I like Alvie too much for that. Hey Gil, how’s Milk? Sound like Patman is going to find out soon as he photograph’s his JLH standin for the WI calendar.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:42 am
LOL You mean no more realizations?
Danm!
Milk is quite nice, the project is motoring along and they are setting up another trailer next door where my office will be. Can’t wait to see Patman’s pics of his JLH stand in for the calendar as well, they should be quite good if he can keep his hand steady.
May 24th, 2006 at 10:47 am
Hmmm… ‘Sound” and “photograph’s”, mashing up nicely.
Keep it steady Patman!
May 24th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Awwwwwkwarrrd…
May 24th, 2006 at 10:59 am
“Free Bird!!” Skynarrrrddd… ok, I’m done.
May 24th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Not around here you dont, Rhett.
Not. Around. Here.
May 24th, 2006 at 11:55 am
Alvie, are you policing the joint?
good job
May 24th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Cheese it! Its the me!
May 24th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
We wouldn’t anyone running around here flashing their podcast pickle. Hey, it’s green.
May 24th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Andrea i think we need to share a P.O. Box for that chocolate from australia, cuz i could use some too.
May 24th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Eliza….best…bumper…EVER!!
And I do have to ask…Joe…er…Mason…IS this any realtion to Brewster?
May 24th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Damn it Gil, Rhettro! I get all busy and you guys ambush me with this JLH crap! But yes, I am trying to prepare my model for her shoot. It should be fun. I hope she doesn’t mind the thong I picked for her. =)
Okay..she didn’t go for the thong but it should be fun anyway…..
May 24th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
awkward.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Alvie, you need to check your capialization.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
*pulls out notebook
*licks tip of…eh…pencil
May 24th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Uh huh huh…Jeremy is licking the tip of his pencil.
Impressive if not awkward.
LOL
May 24th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Sarah your on.. now all we need is an offer from some nice Australian gentlemen…..???
Philip????? Enormous??????
I wonder sometimes if enormous is an accurate description and not simply a miscommunication.
Jeremy play nice with Alvie
May 24th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Actuall, I cannot play at all this afternoon; I need to place, size and match (scan replacement) 200 images by 5ish, thats one a minute non stop.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Check my caps, eh.
FUCK YOU.
Hey hows dat work fo’ ya?
May 24th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Crap, actually
May 24th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Hey, play when you can. We’re here all day. Or til 2:30 or so.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
WA HA!
Wish I had a notebook.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Regarding in-studio responses or lack thereof: It’s rare when we listen to the segments as they are being played. Not because we’re dicks (well, not everyone at least), but because we’re gearing up for the next segment, grabbing more beer or raiding the candy stash.
Plus, it gives me a reason to listen to the show when it comes down in the feed.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
I dig me some Phillip and Enormous, now…
I am definately willing to discuss compensation for some of that Australian chocolatey mail…
altho, it does take the fun out of being spoilt and having it sent to us for no reason..
May 24th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Aww, look at Evo trying to be the everyman and listen to his own show.
Oh btw, there is a restaurant down here in Chuck-teezy called “Evo”
i think i must check it out and send in some piccys
May 24th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Well, I can’t vouch for the fittingness of E from A’s name, but Enormous used to be Anonymous from Australia, it was Evo’s drunken mispronunciation that got it changed to Enormous. LOL I envy him though, at the pool party he’ll get to say “Hi, I’m Enormous!”
May 24th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Now we just have to get you renamed to Ragin Rhettro then and try to work “gigantor” in there as well. LOL
May 24th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I do love those Aussies. I wish I was going to the pool party to meet Enormous and find out if it fits or not.
God I would pay him just to talk to me the whole time with that accent
Yeah even the live feed its hard to get everything. I thought it would spoil the show for me but I miss half of what is going on in the show because of the chat. So I can understand that Evo.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
ooo I just read that again and realized a pretty sick joke there….. find out if it fits…. HA!
May 24th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
LOL Well especially after you GYGO bit about how the va jay jay is shaped differently, that makes it a pretty interesting statement Andrea.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Good shows guys. Thanks for perking up the day. I’m looking forward to that signed beer opener arriving in the mail!
May 24th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Did Evo say he likes to listen to himself in the shower and touch his Philip K.?
May 24th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Oh my…
May 24th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Was talking about the Mason Rocket name at work today. I decided that if I do indeed change my name to Mason Rocket, It’d have to be Mason P. Rocket. The “P” would stand for “Pocket.”
May 24th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Oh my x2….
You clever fuck, Joe.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Hey, Joe got da 69. w00t, man.
May 24th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
This conversation is moving me so light years away from my bunk.
May 24th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
Joe- hell yes Mason Pocket Rocket.. I love it… do it.
I am going to do like Mur, from now on you are Mason
So say we all
PS- congrats on the 69 Mason
May 24th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
So say I all
May 25th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Well well well
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060524/hl_nm/marijuana_dc
This is a story about how they found marajuana use is not linked to lung cancer….uh so why are cigarettes legal?
May 25th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Yup. Its all bout the tar.
Smokes are legal because I still enjoy them. No one would dare make them illegal as long as Im a puffin.
May 25th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
re: Yahoo! pot story - It’s all about quantity. Daily pot smokers smoke a joint or bowl. OK, maybe two. Heck, in the famous song by The Toyes:
That’s only SIX joints. And then you are seriously stoned. Stack that up against someone sucking down two packs of smokes a day.
May 25th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Yeah I guess. But the majority of potheads Ive met dont go an HOUR without a bowl or joint. Plus, if yer smoking 2 packs a day, of course your gonna get something. Thats heavy. I get sick if I light up more than half pack a day. And Ive lost track of thought.
I need a smoke…
May 25th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Evo, last week I didn’t get 60 or 60’s VM show, this week I didn’t get 61, but I did get 60. I’m confused.
I’m a day behind on my podcast listening now dangit.
May 26th, 2006 at 4:23 am
hmmmm its time for my morning workout and no voicemail show, maybe I should start smoking my 6 joints for the day instead.
I actually dont think cigarettes should be illegal. I confess I smoke when I get drunk. But for them to be legal while pot is not (I rhymed!) to me seems silly.
May 26th, 2006 at 4:33 am
Gee, Andrea… do you have any idea how much I spent posting that chocolate?? It’s not the chocolate buying I have problems with. It’s the damn POSTAGE.
Maybe Enourmous can take some and post it locally… E??? Can you do that?
Philip.
May 26th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Awww Phillip you are so sweet. I wouldn’t expect you to foot the bill. But I really appreciate it. You get a kiss from me! *MWA*
May 28th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Oooo… at least I now know why my pod catcher hasn’t been sucking down the Wingin’ it action! Did I miss the part of the show where you announced the change of address or something?
On the plus side, that means I have lots more Wingin’ it to listen to this week