Mike, Evo, Joe, Summer, Jack, Sean, and M. You know, the same people from the last show.
Evo pusses out and starts on the club soda.
Let’s get started with the voicemails:
- Shoutout from Hawaii.
- Douglas in Denver thinks Joe’s name is fabulous.
- Murray from Australia digs the vibrating razors. And Coupling.
- In Kansas, we can’t legalize marijuana. We drive here.
- Andrea, stuck in traffic, has a brush with greatness.
- Dozhe, er… Doge… whatever, from Kansas, listening to the Brobdingnagian Bards, and a certain movie is named.
- Mark in Memphis’s semi-felonious prank the day before graduation.
- Dave from the New England Browncoats makes a deal that Mike can’t refuse. Check out the Can’t Stop the Serenity t-shirts. Don’t forget, Serenity screening at Mikes on June 23. Email your RSVP to Mike. A collection for charity will be taken at the door, and we’re talking a real charity, not beer money, so cough it up.
- David in California ready to impersonate Mike and Evo at a con.
- Sarah from Charleston is playing Janet in Rocky Horror. Still looking for a SoaP call out line. Sean comes through for us.
- Andrea, not stuck in traffic, but standing outside, is SMOKING! And thinking about dubage. I so have to meet this woman.
- Joe from Denver just saw X3, and quotes his favorite line.
- Mark in Memphis with a bad, and I mean BAD, joke.
- Andrea, stuck in traffic, obviously bored.
- Enormous from Australia and his opinion on TD0013′s attempt at an Ozzie accent.
- Andrew from R&D with some love for Andrea and Jeremy.
- Ian, from Cleveland, setting some things straight. Accents, homelands, chavs, etc.
- Tom from London with more info on chavs and SoaP.
- Alvie from Paris, Colorado, thrills Andrea with his sexy foreign accent.
- Alvie from Boulder, Saudi Arabia, thrills Andrea with his sexy foreign accent.
- Alvie from down under, in Boulder, thrills Andrea with his sexy foreign accent.
- Alvie from HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
- Andrea gives us her pool update. Lake Michigan not quite as warm as Mike’s pool.
- Tim from the Babylon Podcast lets us know about another X-men/Star Trek crossover.
- Joe spoils X3. Honest. Spoiler alert, bitch!
- Michael in Nashville with a kinda boring driving story. Michael, your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to give us something better.
- Darryl from Austin with his tutorial on beer opener repair.
- Karen from Kalifornia at her favorite bar. Smokin’ Joe’s coming to the pool party!
- Andrea calls us with some good news. Her friend came home from Iraq. Everyone raise your glass to one who made it back.
- Evo proposes that if you want in the calandar, send a picture, and you will be in there.
- Markum from Sweden with an idea for a segment: dating tips for geeks. Sean interested in hosting.
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Alvie– you wish darling!
Hmmm, I may have to call while getting a knobber tonight. But someone else needs to step up. I don’t want to be typecast!
Well Andrea, you could have drunk phone sex if you first called the hubby, then did a conference call with the VM number…
Yes…yesssssss…it could work…
J-J-Jesus?
Knobber?
Oh…
LOL
Alvie, you’re funny.
I hear the Bald Knobbers perform in Branson, and also a little farther south.
Wow…I miss out on all the fun…darn work!!
Who am I kidding…I’m surfing.
Alvie-funny? That’s the friggin under-statement of the year!
Isn’t there such a thing as a Jobby Knobber as well? LOL
Jobby Knobber?
Wait lemme look under my desk…
Yep!
Who’s the mysterious creature making turkey noises under Alvie’s desk?
Jesus, why is your middle name H? I’m asking for Alvie, cuz he really seems to want to know for some reason.
Is it “gobbling” sounds?
I didn’t mean that Andrea, I meant the same thing you were talking about, drunken VOICEMAIL sex with someone else that is single. What I meant is since I ain’t got any in a while, not much chance of that happening, that’s all
Thank god I explained myself before I shat a brick in panic there
Raise your hand if you want a Jobby Knobber under your desk…
*raising hand*
Seems the goblins are out kind of early this year? Still months to go before halloween.
Ouch Ian, don’t “shat a brick”, that hurts just thinking about it.
The “H” is for Harold. Mary wanted it to be Bartholomew but that wasnt gonna happen on my watch!
P.S. Youre all going to hell.
Told you! Told you!
Thank god I explained myself before I shat a brick in panic there
And then be forever known as “Shatbrick”.
Harold? Really? Do people Harry for short?
Probably.
Do they tell you to Harry along as well then?
I like Harold LTG, it’s got a strong ring to it.
Thatll do, Gil. Thatll do.
You may be on to something Patman.
Looking to group? Jesus plays MMOs? Wow. I feel touched.
Or maybe Harry up?
Ahahahahahahahahahaaaa…
It’s time to go home and get out of this trailer…
Thanks Alvie, I have my moments…once every typhoon season.
Did you just reference Gil to a Pig?!? LOL!
That will be donkey you hoser! LOL
As in Shrek, and you say you watch movies! Ha! Maybe you should quite playing DS II and watch movies on your ginormous TV. LOL
Besides, Eddie Murphy did a good job with Donkey.
And on that note, I am out of here! Have a good one all you WI crazies!
You’ve heard of “Babe” right Gil? hoser back! LOL
I’ll call you this weekend when I finish DSII. =P
Have a great weekend everyone.
I am still here Alvie, just had to step away for a bit to take care of a few things. Don’t worry hun.
OH and Alvie… you haven’t seen rowdy yet…
Just go ask TD-0013….*laughs*
Oh, in regards to drunken voicemail sex….where’s the phone again?
Oh cool they put the microphone beer light up on the header-looks really sweet!
Ditto, Ditto.
Roger, Roger. What’s your vector Victor?
Stupid auto-fill forms.
Jesus Hairy Christ gets knobbers, how else does he keep is virginal status.
But the Apostles wish he would shave his balls.
Oh, yeah. Ill see ya real soon Mr. From Seattle.
Im off. Enjoy the weekend. Last one afore the pool party1
Whoop!
I saw that! It’s like a deer in headlights, you can’t stop staring at it!
*droool…*
“Oh, yeah. Ill see ya real soon Mr. From Seattle.”
lmfao
cya
Finally! Have a good weekend all!
OK, not for nothing, but what is up with this comment ?
Alvie, I’ve been away from my computer for a bit hun… I started to have withdrawals though and came back.
In regards to you being to rowdy…I am rowdy with the best of them.
Just ask around…
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Well, no one ran me off, it seems the spam bot likes keeping me out.
You guys are so funny.
Ian Im sorry if I made you almost shat bricks, I was just trying to be funny and obviously failed miserably
I hope someone heard Jesus’s message and does the knobber call!!! and yes I think Jeremy and I cannot do anymore calls, its someone elses turn. Although, I would love to get my husband drunk enough again to agree to do that… God I would LOVE to hear my husband on wingin it while I give him a blow job!!! Wow! That would be good.
I didn’t run away. The bot got me!