Wingin’ It #63
Not the typical line-up this week: Mike, Jack, Charlie, Summer, & Dan the Cigar Man man the helm.
The crew talks about going Evo-less. (The show is Joe-less, too, but they don’t seem to have anything to say about that.)
- Also on the show:
- Dan talks about Magnum’s. They sell beer. Have we mentioned them before?
- First drink of the day thanks to Charlie the Beer Guy: Deschutes Brewery’s Mirror Pond Pale Ale for Jack and Charlie. Skinny Dip from New Belgium for Mike. Extra Ginger Brew by Reed’s for Summer.
- A Wingin’ It root beer show?
- Dan brings Gouden Carolus and pimps the store a bit.
- Haiku moment: Supernatural
- Andrea’s hot. Why, yes she is!
- Dragon*Con is coming up. And you’re coming, right? Right!?!
- HP outsourcing to Michael & Evo. Donate to the con fund, and we’ll make all your problems go away.
- Rebeer: Mirror Pond, Skinny Dip
- Mike recants a bit on the Cooper’s from last week.
- Get Your Geek Off: Jeremy from Seattle has to fly without Andrea today. Luckily, Kerry from Seattle fills in. There was no question this week, so we have a sex toy review. Jeremy and Andrea need some questions, people. Send your sexual inquiries to getyourgeekoff at gmail dot com
- Karen from Kalifornia calls in and talks about what she’s packing for the pool party. I so can’t wait to meet this woman. Seriously, Saturday can’t get here fast enough.
- Pool temperature check: 80 degrees F (26.65 degrees C)
- A Hawaiian theme for the pool party? Whatever.
- Joe is in the chat room. Why?
- Thank you guys so much for your donations!
- Mark the Brooklyn Bluesman bullshits us with a nice story about some hot Taiwanese ladies wanting hot podcast action.
- Next week on Speaking of Beer, Charlie blows Evo’s hoppy mind.
- ANOTHER REBEER! Gouden Carolus Grand Cru of the Emperor. Charlie and Mike just go gaga. Over and over again.
- Summer says something about Ian’s voice that I still can’t believe. And I’ve listened to it looped. For hours.
- Charlie wants some female sexy accents, dammit.
- Mike as a theory about the kind of beer drunk and the tone of the show.
- Jack so wants to get going. ‘Til Friday, then.
Promos:
Dragon*Con Podcasting Track
Whole Lot of Nonsense Podcast
Wingin’ It Forums
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
Shopkeeper Data: Good God, Magnum… help fund M&E’s Wingin’ It, so that Evo won’t have to take time away from the studio… or Jack can get to a therapist to help him feel more comfortable in Dracovista… buy some stuff, NOW!
You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.
Books: Spherical Tomi - PodioBook | Spherical Tomi - eBook | The Elements of Style, Fourth Edition by William Strunk Jr., E.B. White, Roger Angell - help Mike fight the “you did that good” syndrome
Movies: Braveheart | Swamp Thing
Music: Greatest Hits of Motley Crue
IMDB (Actors): Pam Anderson | Keanu Reeves - he can be named ’cause ain’t no Evo whinin’
June 7th, 2006 at 5:48 am
Good show. I loved KfK’s call-in, especially her “Me Love you long time” voice. Why was Joe in the chatroom, anyway? And Jack tried to be Evo, and managed admirably. And just for the record, I give Ian permission to re-record “Hot Summer” Just for Summer to listen to.
I sent in a poem, but I guess it didn’t get there in time, or didn’t have what it takes. No problem, I’ll just keep trying. I’ll try to get something better in earlier.
And I sent something special to several podcasts. Hopefully someone will ‘cast it.
June 7th, 2006 at 7:06 am
Jack sux! Whens Evo coming back!
Well forseen, Jack.
People Im kidding. I dont need anymore hate mail.
June 7th, 2006 at 7:07 am
Full Metal Jacket is one ot the all time great movies. Surprisingly enough, I can do that voice with no problem… hmmm. Computerking, keep the stuff coming in, ’cause you have a great voice, and you do surprise me from time to time.
June 7th, 2006 at 7:08 am
Oh, a nice Atlanta micro brew
http://www.sweetwaterbrew.com/
The “Blue” E.P.A is quite good.
June 7th, 2006 at 7:18 am
HA! Jumped the Spunk!
I take it back. Jack doesnt suck. Jack is the coolest fucker on the planet!
June 7th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Hate mail Alvie? You rock dude!
You’re just misunderstood. LOL
Nice job Jack!
June 7th, 2006 at 7:35 am
All I know is I sure had a big smile when I got to the office this morn!
June 7th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Im 30 min into the show:
Jack rules as Evo 2.0 but Jack you don’t borrow peoples sex toys dude!
Jeremy- I think your wife is better than me for get your geek off
My fav quote so far:
“entry level goodness”
-Charlie the beer guy
as Eliza would say… that’s hot!
June 7th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Oh yeah and Mike, your hot too baby
June 7th, 2006 at 7:52 am
Yeah, my wife is hot, but we’re a team, Baby!
June 7th, 2006 at 7:53 am
Ooops, recycled nickname…baby used 2x in a row. Not good from a literary point of view.
June 7th, 2006 at 7:57 am
So I played “Millionaire Girlfriend” for my wife and do you know what she said? She said I could have a Millionaire Girlfriend as long as she could have a Millionaire Boyfriend. Where’s the justice in this world? Oh well, I guess I should have suspected that when I married a women smarter than me.
June 7th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Yeah, that’s like the whole, “You can totally have sex with a hot chick, as long as I can get boned by 3 hot guys who are endowed just well enough to make you seethe with self-doubt and question weather or not you are man enough for me or if I have been faking my orgasims this whole time because you are totally pathetic in bed…”
I hate that.
June 7th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Ouch.
June 7th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Okay I finished the show-
Summer- I agree 100%
Jack- Scottish you ain’t
That was the funniest show ending I cant wait for the voicemail show
Ok so anyway
Jeremy- yes we do make a great team, I just hate mu voice and I much more silly than Kerry.
Rhettro and all the men: So you guys really think you can ask us if you can have “extra-curricular activities” and we are just supposed to smile and say yes honey??
If your getting extra, than IM getting extra too. Also, dont you think the fact that you are asking does not make us question if you are really enjoying sex with us?
June 7th, 2006 at 8:12 am
WOW! Just heard Summer’s comment.
Have to admit, women with UK accents do the same for me!
June 7th, 2006 at 8:14 am
“I just hate mu voice and I much more silly than Kerry.”
Nothing wrong with your voice. Very hot.
“Also, dont you think the fact that you are asking does not make us question if you are really enjoying sex with us?”
That’s why I don’t ask.
June 7th, 2006 at 8:16 am
Computerking, I thoroughly enjoy your poems! Mike, if you’re reading this, get his stuff on the next show!
June 7th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Grazie Ditto
Yes don’t ask if you don’t want to hear the same thing
June 7th, 2006 at 8:22 am
oooo the interview on Cover to Cover– sexy foreign accent!!
June 7th, 2006 at 8:33 am
“Fuck Yeah!”
June 7th, 2006 at 8:33 am
How did you know what I just told my husband?
June 7th, 2006 at 8:37 am
I think he’s been using his toys again.
June 7th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Jeremy: That’s hilairous.
Andrea: It wasn’t me asking, it was Jonathon Coulton. BTW, men aren’t that complicated, we always enjoy it. LOL
June 7th, 2006 at 8:44 am
WHAT THE HELL???? JACK, I’M GOING TO SMASH YOUR HEAD IN AT DRAGONCON, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL AN ATTEMPT AT A SCOTTISH ACCENT, I’LL MAKE SURE YOU PAY FOR IT
Anyway back to the normal but still crazy me…….what the hell just happened? Everything seemed to go to bits when I was mentioned right at the end, this is beginning to scare me
Can’t wait for the Voicemail show, even though I must have talked for about 10mins, which Mike would have editted out alot
Nevermind, Summer hit me up :p
June 7th, 2006 at 8:46 am
I like when the show has an Evo-ectomy, a little more random than normal, but Jack did a great job and everyone was having fun.
I missed Joe though.
Hey, does anyone else wonder what the “something very special” KfK has for Charlie???
June 7th, 2006 at 8:47 am
FOR ANYONE THAT WON’T BE ATTENDING DRAGONCON, I WILL BE PERSONALLY KICKING HIS AZIRONA REAR-END ALL OVER ATLANTA. OF COURSE I WILL BE DOING ALL THIS WHILST WEARING A KILT
June 7th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Ian, Summer is right. I’ll listen to you all day and night long!!!
June 7th, 2006 at 8:48 am
I have visions of a new internet fetish flourishing because of this. And that thousands of guys will catch their SO listening to Scottish men reading the phone book and think “WTF???”
June 7th, 2006 at 8:48 am
Ian in a Kilt!!! DAMN I have to find a way to be there.
June 7th, 2006 at 8:49 am
I’m just wondering what I could do for a voicemail, I got a beauty
June 7th, 2006 at 8:50 am
If you want a pic then hit me up on Skype: ianshields2006 or PM me (The Almighty Webmaster) on the forums
June 7th, 2006 at 8:57 am
I don’t skype and have never been on the forums…I know I’m a bad fan.
The reason is the right now the only ‘puter I have is the one I use at work, and I’m on a break right now, so that’s why I’m commenting. I do Data Entry work and can’t surf at the same time, so this is my quick break and I’ll be back on in about 2 hours on my next break.
I’ll figure something out to get a pic from ya!!
ttyl Ian
June 7th, 2006 at 8:59 am
awww don’t hurt Jack, he didn’t mean it. Ian use your beautiful voice for good, not bad.
June 7th, 2006 at 9:00 am
Yeah, poor Jack. Ian hasn’t threatened Alvie for his… uh, interesting?… accents the other week.
June 7th, 2006 at 9:01 am
by the way- Evo’s cult cast this week is right fucking on man
June 7th, 2006 at 9:02 am
That outtro was good times. You gotta smile when a buncha people are laughing. Ew, I smell burning hair…
June 7th, 2006 at 9:07 am
Ian, don’t use the comments as a dating service.
Niki, if you want a picture, email me at….just kidding. But if you do its on Frappr.
heh.
I’m a nerd.
June 7th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Like I would so such a thing, nothing like a little bit of harmless fun
June 7th, 2006 at 9:17 am
Nothing like it indeed. Just ribbin’ you.
June 7th, 2006 at 9:22 am
I totally think they need a Dragon page dating service.. A geek dating service. if I knew how to set something like that up I would.
June 7th, 2006 at 9:22 am
Had gotten into the IRC and was listening in as the show progressed got kicked back on my couch taking it easy when I wake up two hours later, you guys still chattering away and making me laugh.
I wonder why I keep thinking of “This Old Studio”…..
June 7th, 2006 at 9:29 am
I wonder why I keep thinking of “This Old Studio�…..
Really? I keep thinking of The Twilight Zone.
June 7th, 2006 at 10:24 am
Ok, just finished listening to the show, did Mike have an orgasm stiffing that last beer? LOL
June 7th, 2006 at 11:01 am
Thank you Karen and Dani, and everyone else who likes my poems.
It’s Good to be the King;)
June 7th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Rhettro: TMI! TMI!
June 7th, 2006 at 11:11 am
That wasn’t TMI Patman. Cleaning sp… um never mind. LOL
June 7th, 2006 at 11:33 am
Okay Im not touching that topic Pat and Rhett.
Where is our dear Alvie? The comments section is so lonely without Alvie.
ComputerKing- yes you are king.
June 7th, 2006 at 11:34 am
Shades of Mel Brooks! Perhaps I could expand on the Dragon Page MatchMaker I did for an earlier show. I can make the application forms, and if anyone is interested, perhaps we can jolly M and E into posting them on the website.
Of course, there would be KfK - style questions.
And Ian, all you have to say is “I WILL BE WEARING A KILT” and I have to check the moisture harvesters.
June 7th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Ditto, I think I know why… cause ditzy me was actually posting on the wrong show!!!!
June 7th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Yes, where is Alvie? He was on earlier.
CKis PK (Poem King)
June 7th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Yes, where is Alvie? We need him here shaking things up.
Karen! Great live call to the show! I haven’t heard Mike mention what time to show up for the Pool Party. I imagine sometime after noon, but what do I know?
Andrea, somethings are left better untouched, like the items mentioned toward the end of the show. LOL
June 7th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Terrible mood.
Dont wanna come off as an ass on the boards.
Going to smoke now.
Perhaps better later.
Thanks Andrea, Pat, Rhett. I heart you.
June 7th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Forgot to have my name glowy on that last post.
Thats better.
June 7th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Sorry Dude, I’ll bring you a cold one on Saturday.
June 7th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
You guys planning on doing a live show during the pool party? Every guest has to say something as they come in.
June 7th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Pool Party starts at 7:00 PM, but I have an idea we will be doing some drinking before then…. I’m soooo ready for the First Drink of the Day! You know, there is a lag when I skype in, so it’s hard to keep from stepping on everyone. That’s why there was such a pause at first. But, hey, after two or three Sex with Six Martinis, who cares?
June 7th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Thank you everyone for being so kind.
And don’t worry about Ian’s trash-talking — It’s all good. We’re just prepping for our Smackdown Match on the forthcoming Sci-Fi Channel Pro Wrestling Extravaganza. IAN, you’re going down!! Rowdy Roddy Piper’s not gonna save your ass this time!!!
(By the way, that Belgian Grand Cru stuff was some beer….)
June 7th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
*sobbing* I won’t be there…. I hope there’s some sort of live cast show. Yes?
Sorry Alvie, hope your day goes better. This hump day is going rather slow here too. Bleh..
June 7th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Jack you had your groove on. My experience with Ass Bale has been mixed. Had some bottles that were exceptional, and some on tape that was a little spun… skunky.
June 7th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Alvie!!!!
I heart you too Alvie
YOu need to do what I did, I just got back from a liquid lunch. I feel much better at least.
I love vodka.
I wish I was going to the pool party.
Hey Jack “Evo 2.0″ Mangan visited us…
June 7th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Actually I do feel a bit better. I went and bought Anti-Flag’s new album and proceeded to watch a guy get arrested and his car searched. I figure not matter how much shit sux right now, I could always be THAT guy.
50 bucks on the Manganator.
June 7th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Party starts at 7pm? You sure about that Karen, according to the Eventful page it was a Noon start time. Anyone? Anyone?
June 7th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I THINK KAREN JUST WANTS MICHAEL ALL TO HERSELF FOR THE DAY, SO SHE’S GIVING OUT THE WRONG TIME…
June 7th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Thats what it says, Thomas, tho Im not sure how accurate that is.
June 7th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Good lord, people sure love to comment here.
June 7th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
I would think thats a good thing, no?
June 7th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Comments sections are for commenting, no?
June 7th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Yes, no?
June 7th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Hey guys, I was listening to this and wanted to order some brew from Atlanta’s Sweetwater Brewing Co. I see Alvie has already pointed you in their direction. Magnum’s is unable to procure their concoctions, so I donated some $ instead. Will have to buy you a round or three at DragonCon. Cheers!
June 7th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
No, comment sections are for trying to hook up with people half way across the globe.
At least that seems to be what Jeremy thinks I’m trying to do…sorry if I was in any way misleading, but I am a happily married woman. I was only commenting that I was interested in meeting Wingin’ It fans, and Ian in particular, if I can make it to Dragon*con from my home in Minnesota.
June 7th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Hell, its Wingin’ It so sometimes you need to expect a little craziness
June 7th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Niki, I think Jeremy said someone else’s name pertaining to “tying to hook up”. It was a joke. But Ill let him fight his own battles.
Clair - anyone who uses language like “procure their concoctions” is ok in my book!
June 7th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Crazy is fine, I just don’t want you thinkin’ I was a tease or something. That truly wasn’t my intention.
June 7th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
It’s all about the craziness. Booya!
June 7th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I didn’t think that at all, we’re all just mates here on Wingin’ It and we joke around alot, nothing at all to get worried about
June 7th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
And finally my shift is over here at work, and I’m headed out to drink!!! Have a great one Y’all, I know I will!
June 7th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Did I miss something? Did anyone call ANYONE a tease here? If I missed it, point it out.
Fuck I hate these boards sometimes.
June 7th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Alive, quit being a tease.
If you want a pic of me, IM me at hotboi69@yahoo.com
June 7th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Maybe dinner is at 7:00. What day is it again?
June 7th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Oops, I didn’t think about that being an actual email! HEH!
June 7th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Niki, fret not. The joke was aimed at Ian and it was in no way serious. Basically anything I say seriously will be obvious. Like this:
[serious]It’s ok, we are just kidding[/serious]
June 7th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
asswater
June 7th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Well HELOOOOOOOOOOOO sugar!
June 7th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Asswater indeed.
June 7th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
“[serious]It’s ok, we are just kidding[/serious]”
Fuck you Jeremy. What the fuck do you know. Sloppy bitch whore. Go smoke yourself you cock bobbin floppy bag o shit.
Ha ha! Irony!
June 7th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
hee hee… back to the asswater again.
yes it amazes me when new people join us here on the comments how serious they think we are. This is wingin it– do we all listen to the same show? Have you heard my voicemails?
None of us are serious. Almost all of us are married I think- well I’m married. But I loves me some foreign accents baby.
Screw you guys, Im going home
June 7th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
dammit!! I just checked traffic.com for my commute home and its all fucked up.
Stuck in traffic for me again
I hate working outside of Chicago
June 7th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Drive safely Andrea.
June 7th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Andrea still waiting for the start of the stuck in trafficcast!
June 7th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
It could be wrose, you could like Ann Coulter.
June 7th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
It could be worse, you could like Ann Coulter.
June 7th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
AH HA HA HA!
I hate her, but this guy…
http://www.oregonherald.com/eforums/messageview.cfm?catid=21&threadid=255
Thats fuckin rich!!
June 7th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Hey Ive made it home safe, traffic was indeed a bitch.
Ann fucking Coulter.. dont get me started.
Here is a good non-partisan article for everyone to read. There will be an exam tomorrow….
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/06/dobbs.june7/index.html
June 7th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Voldemort vote Republican. Won’t you?
June 7th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Wow there is so much on the comments that it should have it should be on the next cover of Cover to Cover !!!
June 7th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Speaking of Gay Marriage…watch Jon Stewart (da man!) make an anti gay marriage, gambling problem, ex-head of the dept of education (I think) look like a fool.
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/TDS-Bennett-gay-marriage.wmv
This guy also said that if you aborted all black babies you would see your crime rate go down. F’n tool. If someone halfway intellegent said that around me I would bitch-slap them.
June 7th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Oops, it doesn’t link. Its a little down the page, like 5 articles or somthing.
June 7th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Jeremy- wow. I am stunned.
June 7th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
Last time I had any input, the Pool Party was starting at Noon.
June 7th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
Oh, Evo. When was the last time YOU had any input?
Jeremy, Im glad to find out that:
1. Gay marriage is bringing down Norway
2. Gay marriage is bringing down Norway
3. Gay marriage is bringing down Norway
Fuck it. Im running for office. If these fucktards can do it, so the fuck can I.
June 7th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
Evo,
So should we get to Mike’s place at like 9 to start the drinking or do you want o play a round of golf first ?
E.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:01 am
Hey complaining yankees,
Take note of the photo’ in the right-hand column, the one snapped by house security catching my little household robot disobeying instructions and testing the *original* winginit beer opener when it arrived at home a while back; take a close look at the beer the little bugger is consuming - IT”S COOPERS. It’s Cooper’s Vintage Stout. Lovely stuff and it doesn’t contain a bucketful of gunk at the bottom (get over that by the way you bunch of fairies). As far as Grand Cru Gouden Carolus goes - GIVE IT TO ME! I can’t get it here you bastards. I love Gouden Carolus Classic, which I found at a grog shop in reasonable driving distace from home (amazing given where I live). Now stop complaining about the free beer and get on with it.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:03 am
OK, OK, the bloody left-hand column.
June 8th, 2006 at 7:00 am
Yankees? Im not from New York?
I dont have an opinion on the beer, I dont like beer. But I wouldn’t like gunk at the bottom of my vodka though. A worm in the tequila is okay.
Besides didn’t Mike go back and say he liked that beer in this episode?
June 8th, 2006 at 7:01 am
PS- Alvie I would vote for you
June 8th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Enormous,
No golf for me. My shoulder is still in rehab working towards a next-weekend goal if all goes well. And the drinking won’t start until noon. Habit of mine.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Enormous, golf *ears perk*, haven’t met you, but I’d love to try to play 9 at least before it gets too hot.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Well alright! Thats one vote! Now I only need, um, 1..2..3…
what number comes after “fuckload”?
June 8th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
[alive] YIPE YIPE YIPE! [/alive]
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13205576/?GT1=8211
June 8th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Thomas,
Drop me an email to :
bloodyenormous@gmail.com
and we can get a round in on Saturday hopefully.
WHat time does the sunrise and does it ’start’ to get hot - 27 deg C overnight is hot already
Cheers,
E.