Wingin’ It #63: Voicemail Show
Mike, Jack Mangan, Charlie the Beer Guy, and Summer muddle through without Evo (or Joe).
- On the show:
- Andrea gives mad props to Phil Rossi for getting hitched this weekend. Good on Phil!
- Sean, of M and Sean, disagrees with us a little on X3.
- M, of Sean and M, calls in to apologize for Sean’s call. No more beer for Sean.
- Dani in NC, calling from her bedroom, seconds Evo’s Netfilx ideas and reviews Cherry 2000.
- Hey, I liked Critters. ‘Course, I was fourteen at the time.
- Enormous in Australia, calling from a bar in New York… talking… it sounds like English, kinda.
- Ian calls in, fresh from a Bon Jovi concert. And he warns us that he’s coming to Dragon*Con. And he pimps the forums.
- Gil from Milwaukee, watching Flash Gordon on DVD.
- Michael in Nashville politely ponders how someone can’t know the source of the “it’s green” line.
- Joe Mercury left the chat room.
- Michael in Nashville let’s us know that the Scotty line came from the Star Trek episode By Any Other Name.
- Isaac in Kansas City is for the legalization of all drugs. And explains why at great length. He should have gone with the gonzo porn topic.
- The 9th Doctor narrates a porn documentary.
- Thomas in Flagstaff congratulates us on having the live feed.
- Paul from Des Moines bitches about the naming of the files, except Mike does exactly what he asks.
- Paul from Des Moines bitches about the lack of Cooler Than You. Email those guys and give ‘em some love. We need their shit.
- Alvie from Boulder found a ginormous bottle of PBR for a good price.
- Michael in Nashville read the X-men/TNG crossover book.
- The Computer King talks about the HBO’s Real Sex soundtrack.
- Darryl from Austin… Snakes in a muthafuckin rental car!
- Imp sent us some calendar pics.
- Paul from Des Moines playing the designated driver, and talking about Ode de Burlesk.
- The Computer King pimps SoaP.
- Arry from Boston setting Eliza straight on gay rugby. And apparently all stormtroopers sound like TD0013.
- Darryl from Austin says a friend from Manchester loves the Texan accent.
- Tim’s semi-felonious past.
- Ian from Cleveland apologizes to Alvie.
- The Gorram Reaver in Madison wishes she could come to the pool party. Easy. Leave Wisconsin. Move to AZ. Couldn’t be that hard. Oh, wait, you have roller derby that day? Leave Wisconsin!!!
- Darryl from Austin claims that women dig gay porn in the ring.
- Summer and Mike get a little too into which form of fighting is the hottest.
- Alvie from Boulder’s drunk.
- Andrea gives more mad props, this time to Alvie.
- John from Seattle digs on the southern accent for the ladies.
- Andrea, drunk, at the bar,
trying to hook a fish, land the client, has five Scots sit down at the table next to her. - Caleb from Little Rock has abandoned the Chilli’s, and calls from a more respectable place.
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
June 8th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Woah its up and I haven’t even gone to bed yet! Sweet.
Well, off to bed.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Yeah, It pays to be slightly insomniac! (I kid, I tooka nap)
Now I can listen to it on my way to work… In 5 hours!
June 9th, 2006 at 12:07 am
(Reads the show notes)
D’Oh!
I remember that call about Real Sex… I remember hanging up and thinking I sounded like a real Jimmy-From-Denver.
That’s the apropriate term on Wingin’ it, Right?
June 9th, 2006 at 12:22 am
Computer King, I hunted, and HUNTED for that song. It was my great white whale. Alas, I was slapped down worse than Ahab. Sorry.
June 9th, 2006 at 2:00 am
The cheeky buggers, they cut my voicemail!! – maybe it might be in next weeks ?? ;-(
Oh well, there goes an opportunity to have more Aussies on the voicemails ;-(
Maybe Enormous is just enough for you guys.
Not sure if I will do another voicemail !
Sorry guys…
I will have to submit a 2 second voicemail – maybe 3 mins was just too long!
#&#&#&#.. I think of something really witty next time..
Richard from Australia.
June 9th, 2006 at 3:55 am
YAY!! I have a voicemail show for my morning workout!!
Richard dont feel bad- they spent too much time rambling on in this one and Mike just staretd cutting left and right. Please dont be discouraged. I am actually a bit upset that he would choose to cut a voicemail from an Australian knowing how I feel.
Wheres the love Mike? Wheres the love?
So Richard, I ask you personally to please keep sending ‘em in and yes they do like short and sweet and funny.
Everyone, notice my new name? Thanks to Alvie!!
June 9th, 2006 at 5:05 am
Thanks Andrea,
I will do another and try this time to keep it real short
But not too short so that you wont get the full experience of a true Aussie accent
Luv ya
Rich
June 9th, 2006 at 5:52 am
Hey, Anybody else look for that song from the Anal Episode of Real Sex?
Yes, I am Shameless.
But only online:)
Thanks for trying, Joe. You ran into the same metaphorical brick wall I did.
June 9th, 2006 at 6:04 am
The show did seem to be a little crazier, and this is without Evo being there
But a good show overall
June 9th, 2006 at 6:40 am
Richard- thanks I will look forward to hearing your dulcet tones
I want to hear the doctor narrate porn
I must find this!
Roller derby is hot, I agree. I have a couple friends that are into that. Hey she should do a roller derby shot for the calendar!
Finally I cant believe Enormous was in Chicago and didn’t tell me- I could of shown him the town! oh well
Computer King- Im sorry I did not see this anal episode. Im sure Jeremy would of loved it.
Finally- I may go on about the foreign accents but I married a sexy guy with a boring midwestern accent and he is okay with me
June 9th, 2006 at 7:06 am
w00t!
Dunno, just figured Andrea, CKing, et al. deserved a w00t!
And congrats Phil! Welcome to the institution…
June 9th, 2006 at 7:37 am
right back at you Alvie!
June 9th, 2006 at 7:40 am
Phil, they made you put on that evil band of gold? You know what it did to Frodo. What were you thinking?
June 9th, 2006 at 8:09 am
Ha ha Rhettro
shit, the men are catching on to our evil plan for world domination!
June 9th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Men don’t care as long as they get sex. We’d probably be better off if you *did* run the world.
June 9th, 2006 at 8:22 am
Goddamn it Ditto your a fracking genius. Right on!
I nominate……… ME!
June 9th, 2006 at 8:24 am
I second… wait didnt you say you were going to vote for me already.
Eh, the world is better off with a Smarty Hottie ruling. Its a lethal combo.
June 9th, 2006 at 8:31 am
Alvie, you can be her second-in-command.
She’ll need your sense of humor to deal with the rest of the world.
June 9th, 2006 at 8:37 am
Mike, don’t argue with Summer about fighting. She’ll kick your butt!!!
Hey, how come Andrea doesn’t have a cult? How about the Andrea Army? Summer can be the enforcer/massage therapist.
June 9th, 2006 at 8:47 am
eh, no cults for me. I just call in and leave stupid messages. the other ladies, now they do some damn fine works for the verse. But thanks.
Alvie your right I did vote for you- but you can be my 2nd– or no I will call you #1 ala Jean Luc Picard / Ryker.
I just realized I was not adding Smarty Hottie to my name there- stupid me.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:19 am
a: Listen to the Get your Geek off…we do it to create conversation…we did Gonzo…we did porn this week oddly enough, completely without hearing you guys mention it.
b: I have seen that episode, Andrea! Duh…:) Unfortunately it has several dudes taking it…nit my favorite thing to watch.
c. uhhh…alphanumeric lists are dumb.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:51 am
Andrea: Sweet.
Jeremy: d. yes they are.
e. but I do it to.
f. so its ok.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:02 am
Ian, i heart you, and it was really bad becuase i was talking to my boyfriend while i was listeing to you….. tsk tsk… THank you thank you thank you tho…
i havent read the rest of the comments yet — will go back now and read…
June 9th, 2006 at 10:57 am
For shame, Sarah, for shame.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:15 am
This is the lengthy, some may say over lengthy tale of two boys, John and Steven, for those are the names by which they wish to be know, and their epic and grail-like quest for DAQUIRI ICE CREAM.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Eh?
June 9th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Ask Alvie. LOL
June 9th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Dammit Rhett! Crossing the streams, man, crossing the streams!!!
June 9th, 2006 at 11:31 am
Well the particular point about DAQUIRI ICE CREAM Is that while we are quite used to ice creams and sorbets of many different colours from pink to brown to green, Daquari is the only one to my knowledge that’s-
BLUE ICE CREAM – it’s their favourite
Ok, I’ll stop now.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:31 am
“Crazy” by Icehouse is on XM right now. Brings back adolecent yearnings for girls to be outta their mind and crazy for a guy like me. Alas it didn’t happen till later in life…sigh.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:33 am
That is somehow linked, in that you were talking about ice cream, and I was talking about Icehouse…you know. Tenuous, but there nontheless.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:35 am
Its all good! Cause the date today is 6/9.
Party.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:36 am
But tenuous work’s well on this board.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:40 am
I fell down a well once. Stupid tenuous rope broke.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:40 am
Hit my head on a board at work once too.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:41 am
Crap, hit my butt on a board at work. Oh well.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Urm…
June 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Better exchange that tenuous rope for a tenacious kind.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:47 am
My brain has hit a tenuous wall.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:51 am
Tenuous mind but a tenacious spine!
June 9th, 2006 at 11:56 am
I think the whole Andrea kissing Kaylick destroyed any substantive thought process I might have today.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Ditto! Crossing streams man! Dont cross the streams!!!
But, urm, Im in total agreance.
*sigh* Ill be in my bunk. Again.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Work is pissing me off. I’m going to lunch and am going to pick a fight with someone.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Breath Ditto…. breath hunny
June 9th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Holy shit. . . I going to back off on the Belgian beers.
Computerking rules — did you guys hear him on the latest Deadpan? (not pimping my show in the Wingin’ It! boards)
GYGO rules too.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Jeremy, pick a fight with the biggest, scariest mutha you see.
Thatd be fun to hear about.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Alas, it takes a lot for me to maintain pissoffedness. I was waiting for someone to start some shit with me (never happens by the way) but alas. I ate, talked a little with some coworkers who showed up, decompressed, watched some booty walking (read wiggling) in front of me…stopped at Starbucks, ordered my Grande Two Pump Caramel Two Pump Mocha Non-Fat No Whip Mocha (for a mere $3.99) and all was well.
Now back into the infuriatingly slow work and computers…stoopid PCs.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Crap I used alas twice.
I suck.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Alas, you sure did.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Have a great weekend everyone!
June 9th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Oh yeah, tell me I’m not the only one who didn’t understand a goddamned thing Ian said.
[serious]I am only half joking[/serious]
June 9th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Ditto ditto!
Jeremy, first rule of fight club: Dont piss off the forum moderator.
[serious]I’m serious[/serious]
June 9th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
[serious]Nothing but Love for our moderator.[/serious]
June 9th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
[agree] Thats what Im sayin’ [/agree]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
[caveat]He does flaunt the “The One Person You Don’t Want To Piss Off Title”, however[/caveat]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
[you have a point there] But isnt that his right? [/you have a point there]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Yeah I suppose.
June 9th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
[i dunno] we’ll see [/i dunno]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
[ROTFLMAO]:)[/ROTFLMAO]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
[be nice Alvie be nice] Hey! Rhetts back! [/be nice Alvie be nice]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
[maybe we're over doing the HTML tags bit] How’s it going Alvie?
[/maybe we're over doing the HTML tags bit]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCWJVvE0Fk&search=gnarles%20barkley%20vader
Star Wars + Gnarles Barkley = magic!!!!!
THE coolest live music footage Ive seen in a while.
June 9th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
DUH Its not html, its bbcode.
Gosh!
And yes, lets keep it to one word. So says the bringer of the joke.
June 9th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
[fine] WhatEVAR [/fine]
June 9th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
THAT MADE MY FRAKKING DAY!! OH MY GOD!!
June 9th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
[meh] Streaming material is blocked here at work, I’ll definately check it out when I get home.[/meh]
June 9th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Sarah – Thanks
Its getting to the point where I need to make sure I don’t miss anything from my fans
June 9th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
I just have to say I just got home from 2 hours of sitting in a traffic jam and you guys made me laugh… thank you. I heart you all.
I love the [serious] [/serious] joke– that fucking kills me you guys. I heart you Alvie and Jeremy- really I do.
June 9th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
[serious]We love you right back.[/serious]
Well, I do at least. Alvie can be a hater sometimes.
June 9th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
JEREMY!!! you got the 69 on 6/9- well done
June 9th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
SWEET! I didn’t even realize!
Must be the mojo Alvie gave me with the “Crazy” video.
June 9th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
[props] This joke is TM by Jeremy [/props]
oh…
[props2] 69 on 6/9! Fuck an A Jeremy![/props2]
Of course, we all heart Andrea right back. Hoe can you not heart Smarty Hottie Sassy??
June 9th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Who’s Hoe?
June 9th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
BTW, Rhettro’s [meh][/meh] is a perfect use if the fake bbcode.
June 9th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Good question….