Wingin’ It #64: The Pool Party
Roll Call! Mike, Evo, Joe, Jack, Yooper, Quick, TD0013 and TD0702, Karen and Smokin’ Joe, Charlie and Carolyn, Jimmy and Alvie, Enormous, Thomas, Rhettro, and Debbie. And nobody talks over anybody else once!
- On today’s Wingin’ It:
- First Drink of the Day: Karen and Smokin’ Joe donated everything from the Stone Brewing Co., a keg of Skinny Dip from Magnum’s, Thomas from Flagstaff’s Black Lager, Doghead 120
- Taking Care of your Terrapin, by Karen from Kalifornia.
- TD0702 gives us the line that will become a bumper.
- Evo gives us a boring Michigan geography lesson.
- Well, they actually do roll call here, but we have a format to keep.
- Keanu Reeves records a promo for us.
- Rebeer: Old Chub
- Karen from Kalifornia talks dirty.
I so have to meet thisNevermind. - TD0013 tries the Old Chub and talks dirty. Whatever.
- Evo describes his and Enormous’ levels of hirsuteness
- Haiku Moment: Do Androids Even Dream?
- Alvie the cheating bastard wins a broken beer opener.
- Rhettro compiles a Best of Michael R Mennenga from Show 63 at Evo’s behest. Andrea’s hot.
- A review of The Omen from The Computer King. Could he be any more ambiguous?
- Alvie has something to say! Well, a couple of things, but they’re whiny and boring.
- Enormous has this thing about nipples and testicles.
- More drunken ramblings, and Evo calls it a day. Save your nickels for next year’s bash, folks. It was hella cool.
Promos:
Podcasting: Now and Beyond
Wingin’ It Forums
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June 13th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Sounds like a good time, sorry I couldn’t make it.
-A
June 13th, 2006 at 10:38 pm
“Alvie has something to say! Well, a couple of things, but they’re whiny and boring.”
You are.
June 13th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Love that Doghead 120!
June 13th, 2006 at 11:53 pm
er Dogfishhead I sware,,,,damn typin skills!
June 14th, 2006 at 1:10 am
Karen-One of your best.
Computer King- Suck Sucks Sucks, I’m so not surprised.
June 14th, 2006 at 3:04 am
It sounded like the day was a grand success (if success is defined by degree of mass drunkenness).
I was glad to hear Michigan was represented (Hi Yooper!) at the party since I couldn’t convince my brother to come up from Tucson and join you all.
Carry on,
Matt in Michigan
June 14th, 2006 at 4:26 am
Thanks kindly for the compliment. Breeding Your Terra Pin is next. However, a trip to Estonia to observe them in their natural habitat of seedy bars and porn shows comes first. Good thing for Evo I believe in Catch and Release.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:18 am
Im still listening…but hoiy fuck Evo!!
June 14th, 2006 at 7:31 am
I miss Evo’s ramblings too. I know you won’t be “feeding the dragon” anymore but why not something similar on Wingin’ It. They were so funny.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:37 am
Oh, shit we need to record a new GYGO, huh?
June 14th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Oh, wait…looks like they didn’t play it.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:55 am
T’s joke was pretty good. I especially liked the sound of Keanu writing his name on a blackboard.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:02 am
Many things did not get played on the show this week. We were too drunk, and had too many folks in the studio.
I’ll catch up next week, and get it sorted out.
Keep sending in your segments.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:04 am
Yes Jeremy we were skipped this week. Ah well, maybe next week.
The state of drunkedness (is that a word?) that was achieved by the end of this show makes me think the voicemail show is going to be total anarchy.
you guys were way too mean to Alvie by the way.
Also as drunk as you sounded I am now even more disappointed that there was no full frontal male nudity.
Evo even said something about skinny dipping- did that not happen? Can we do that next year?
June 14th, 2006 at 8:06 am
Hey! Great show guys! Wish I could have made it…
Cleary i wasnt there since, after listening again, I dont remember ANY OF THIS SHIT.
gosh.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:11 am
That brought tears to my eyes listening to you all sing together. That was great.
Alvie: LOL!!
TD: “You’re a little pale for a HUTT.” LMAO!
June 14th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Hey Matt,
Good to know there are people listening in Michigan! So does your brother listen? Tucson is very close and he missed a great party.
Say hi to the lakes and maples for me. My parents said the mosquitoes were rather aggresive this year at the camp…how are they by you?
June 14th, 2006 at 8:16 am
Alvie,
I’m with brother….I don’t remember being in the studio and speaking, so I’m not sure I was there either. The dude on the show sounded a little like me, but I could have been Mike or Joe too.
Wait, there are pictures…damn it! Curse those jello shots!
June 14th, 2006 at 8:19 am
“You’re a little pale for a HUTT.�
I loved that bit. I also think Evo’s pretty bitter about Jack usurping his role.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Jack is a natural born usurper.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:47 am
You Slurper? Yuk.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:48 am
I dunno, I love slurpies.
The ones from 7-11 also.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:51 am
mmmmm slurpies…..
June 14th, 2006 at 9:10 am
“Crappy Cheesy 80 Hair Band music!!??”
That’s it. That’s the last time I spend an hour and a half labouring over turntables for you, Evo…at least until next time.
Besides, there was only one hair band song in there. Learn your shit!
June 14th, 2006 at 9:34 am
Jeremy pwned Evo.
June 14th, 2006 at 9:36 am
I’m sorry… but that was not crappy 80’s hair band music. The party selections contained: Kenny Wayne Shepard, Robben Ford and The Blue Line, Kid Rock, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Smashmouth, Eric Clapton, Lenny Kravitz, Tom Petty, Nickelback, The Stones, Jimmy Hendricks, The Commitments, Sheryl Crow, The Black Crows… And the list goes on.
Not sure of this 80’s hair band of which you speak, but if there was any, it was very little, and was not played much.
June 14th, 2006 at 9:38 am
Memo to the guys at Stone: Never EVER make a Triple Bastard. If you do, you’ll be directly responsible for the Great Draco Vista Studios Massacre of ‘07.
June 14th, 2006 at 9:48 am
*scheming*
June 14th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Sounds like that was one helluva party! Although, I must confess, looking at Evo’s Flickr stream, some of y’all are a good bit older than I expected. Looks like I’d have been right at home. Maybe next year.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:25 am
But no Sack Trick.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Triple Bastard *dreams* ah Heaven! And Dogfish Head Brewery should never make a 180 Minute IPA!!!
Er wait.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:37 am
I’ve learned to never have expectations from voices. Some of the coolest sounding djs are totally dorky in person! Its a good thing these guys are geeky on “air” and in person eh?
June 14th, 2006 at 11:08 am
“Memo to the guys at Stone: Never EVER make a Triple Bastard. If you do, you’ll be directly responsible for the Great Draco Vista Studios Massacre of ‘07.”
Maybe we can convince them to make Impaled Bastard.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:09 am
So, where are we going to stay in Vegas, ‘07?
June 14th, 2006 at 11:52 am
Lets stay at the one hotel with the “adults only” swimming pool
June 14th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Perhaps we’ll have to hold a Con in Phoenix. WingCon ‘07!
June 14th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
The cheap one with the adults only pool.
June 14th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Ahh geez - never give me a beer and then a microphone !
I just listened to it - it was great except for the annoying fracking aussie !
Great show, great to meet everybody. Apologies to :
- TD for the short joke
- Mike for draining his pool
- everybody for the testicle joke(s)
- everybody for showing off my chest hair and nipples
- everybody who saw Evo’s browneye !
- everybody else for the dumb jokes said with accent that nobody understood
Thanks for Karen and Joe for Beer (great beer), Mike for his hospitality, Alvie for speaking so much shit with me over too many beers - I am sure that he understood nothing
Look forward to doing it again next year.
E.
June 14th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
PS. Great food Mike.
June 14th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I understood every god damn thing, Enormous. Get me sober with you tho and probably not.
Jesus Christ youve nothing to be sorry about. Did you hear the rest of us??? Damn, youre fine, man.
Not “fine” like im gay. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
June 14th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Alive likes Bears.
June 14th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
And anal lube.
June 14th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
So does Alvie.
June 14th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Great ep. But we need names to the images.
June 14th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
The hot bald man is Smokin Joe. The gentleman in the red shirt the size of Idaho is Mike. (No, he’s not fat…just Super Sized…heh..heh…as I found out later) The man with the beer glass in his crotch is Evo. Alvie is the sexy man with the tickler on his chin. Rhettro is the only normal one in the bunch. Enormous is..welll, enormously well endowed with fur. TD-0013 was wearing his “Vader Was Framed” shirt. Charlie is the one with the hand around the beer cup..oh, well, that describes all of us. Jack was wearing the Charlie Brown shirt.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Dear Jeremy,
I told you that in confidence. Now I must kill thee.
Heart, Alvie
P.S. Ladies DO love the tickler.
June 14th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
Not that any of you could have possibly noticed but it wasn’t very long into the Wingin’ It live feed before someone in the chat room reported that they been forced to switched to “headphones” … and at least a half dozen of us had to admit to having also done so by that point.
For those of you who think the #64 podcast is out of control … the live feed quickly achieve “Headphones Only” status and never looked back!
That party may result in “U.N. Sanctions” for you guys yet!
June 14th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
Alvie-that is no tickler but a full-blown “flavor savor.” Looks like you could accomodate the girls field hockey teams from 3 or 4 towns easily. If only them whiskers could talk.
Jack-since you’ve taken Evo’s job away, did you also take advantage of Evo’s “lunar shots.” and drive him home afterwards?
June 15th, 2006 at 4:50 am
um, great show, but just a query for the evidently oblivious . . . what part of Evo = Dick DON’T you understand?!?! Y’know why the show so rarely has Mike take a leave of absence? Because then the show’d be known as Dickin’ It! And the jokes therein I’d rather avoid . . . . . . . . . . . .
June 15th, 2006 at 7:28 am
I was wondering that myself the other day but I think it is plainly because if Mike were to leave, the rest of the would be in the shit.
Only the Great Mike can control the sound board/equipment and the rucuss that is the Wingin’ It Live Feed
June 15th, 2006 at 7:44 am
News flash:”Rhettro is the only normal one in the bunch.” I have witnesses now. LOL
June 15th, 2006 at 8:00 am
Rhett is a fucking liar. Thats as nice as I can put it. Rhett was naked half the time, jumping up and down, speaking in tongues…
Wait, which one were you again Rhett?
*snicker*
June 15th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
The bitch about the music had nothing to do with the party mix you sent, Jeremy. It was in reference to when Mike suggested that we kill the party mix in favor of his hawsome classic rock CD collection. Slayer RULES!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Shouldn’t this “ET” guy need permission to comment on this board?
June 15th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
We’ve tried keeping the riff raff out. But somehow they come back, like roaches. Rhettro, “normal” equals “nice man who you would go home with” not “Coyote Ugly”. Holds his beer well too.
June 15th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
Id go home Rhettro.
Oh that was gay.
Not that… yknow.
June 16th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Damn I wish I could hang out with you guys.
June 19th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Geez, I just heard the show yesterday. I laughed my ass off. I’ll be listening to the voicemail show at the gym today. I hope I can contain my mirth so as to not crush myself with the weights.
July 6th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
[quote]TD0013 tries the Old Chub and talks dirty. Whatever.[/quote]
Hmmm… Just noticed this. I’ve pretty much gotten the impression Joe (or whatever he’s calling himself this week) thinks I’m “an asshole” the past few times I’ve shown up for Wingin’ It, and this only reenforces that belief.
Oh well.
Can’t win over everyone, I guess.
July 31st, 2006 at 6:59 am
asssolo assoli