Mike, Evo, Charlie the Beer Guy, Spherical Tomi! it’s Jack Mangan, Enormous from Australia, Thomas from Flagstaff, Alvie from Boulder, Yooper, Karen from Kalifornia and Smokin’ Joe, and Darth Vader.
If you really want to hear this show…
- Peas and dip? and other Steve Irwin stories.
- Jack forgets what show we’re doing.
- Mark from Memphis likens wrestling to porn.
- Caller promotes Joe to the rank of math god (not the God, I don’t think. Just the math god.) and offers a unique way to determine the temperature of water.
- Chaz from DC has a solution for Joe’s stupid whiny name problem. And an interesting BSG casting theory.
- Evo lookin for some hard wood floors.
- Ooh, porn names! What’s yours? Let us know in the comments.
- Peeping
TomJeremy from Seattle. - Ottawa… PSA… ???… something.
- Darryl from Austin ponders: Why do we all see the same stuff? Cuz we’re all geeks, dammit! See, nice and simple.
- Callie from Austin with some fantastic driving skills.
- The best poem EVAR.
- Slap down for SoaP love.
- Testify Jules! Testify!
- Jack needs to take a nap.
- Darryl from Austin not fond of rollerderby girls. Evo knows some, I guess. I am so not surprised.
- Enormous from Australia calling from Chicago getting stepped on by everyone in the studio.
- Enormous from Australia calling from New York… wait, no he’s not.
- John in Detroit… something about Samuel L. Jackson on the MTV Movie Awards. Haven’t heard about it.
- Darryl from Austin, something about accents.
- Paul from Des Moines asks Summer to change the VMail message.
- The 501st at the MTV Movie Awards.
- Vader lets us in on Wolf Creek.
- Tee Morris sends in a fabulous new bumper, and Evo acts like an ass, though he’s right about the copyright issues.
- Evo tries to tell a joke, and Alvie steps all over the punchline. Thank God.
- Andrea, really stuck in traffic. Can’t tell what she’s talking about. Sorry, Andrea.
- Evo says, “Screw you guys, I’m going home.” and leaves for the pool.
- KfK talks dirty. I’m so glad I’ve met this woman.
- Jeremy from Seattle sings the praises of Hall and Oates.
- Darryl from Austin… Jesus Fucking Christ, why do I even try anymore?
- Darryl from Austin… See, guys, this was funny. Stop talking over the voicemails.
- Andrea’s gonna “carpool” with the new lesbian chic at work.
- Andrea, stuck in traffic yet again, wishes Evo a happy birthday.
- Clair in Georgia calls… and I apologize for Evo again.
- Jeremy in Seattle talks about how Budweiser is the official beer of the World Cup. See, I’m right, there is no God.
- Michael in Nashville calls to wish Evo a happy birthday.
- Enormous from Australia calling from Detroit, taking about some game.
- ??? from Austin looking for new podcasts.
- Paul from Des Moines with the Jack-as-Evo love.
- Sarah from Charleston playing Killer Bunnies!
- Another Ozzie says something about wanting to be at the party.
Sorry about Evo.
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Roh! You get back to yo shitty wahr!!!!!
You clazy.
…I don’t wannabe whit?
HA! Thormas. You clazy.
Gnite fuckers!
Frack !
Geez – the first 7 minutes was the idiot Australian show.
I am with Alvie – I think I talk too much. I am really impressed with the quality of Mike’s gear (audio gear) though.
Man – that show was the pinnacle of pissed idiotism !
The Pool Party has to be an anual event and we should run tour groups out from Australia ! I am there next year – and if you have one later in the year that coincides with a major IT convention so I can justify the $10k for a ticket – I am there as well !
E.
Yeah, travel from down under is expensive! The Sydney Convicts (gay rugby team) came to New York and they paid $2500 per person for their tickets!
Thats insane. Made me feel good about spending my $300 for the trip.
Mike – an the topic of food – can you tell me how you did that pork on the bbq ?
Cheers,
E.
I don’t usually read the comments and now I know why. You guys had pretty nasty mouths at 11a. Who talks dirty that early in the AM?
Dani you obvious have never worked in a factory, in a newspaper office, for the government, or around fire or police personal. Because they all do.
Sorry Dani.. I have a bad potty mouth. My grandma always said I needed to talk more like a lady.
Afghanistan is in Latin America?
Donde esta este Afghanistan. A la izquierda de Boulder, Colorado?
hmmm rereading Dani’s comment I thought she meant cursing….[Roseanne Roseannadanna Voice]never mind[/Roseanne Roseannadanna Voice]
Whats up with Afaghanistat, left of Boulder, CO??
Fuck! I’m gone for a few hours and you guys go nuts.
E – The pork loin was done by injecting it with Teriyaki sauce. Get a meat injector (No meat injection jokes you dirty fuckers) and try it with BBQ, Teriyaki, Garlic Butter, whatever you can think of. I inject most all my meat on the grill now. It keeps the moisture and makes huge flavor for grilling.
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Where is this Afghanistan?, Left of Boulder, CO?
Oh Mike….I cant resist….. Where do you inject your meat? Can you show me how to do this? Im interested in keeping my moisture.
Okay everyone I am really sorry about that. Please forgive me. I am a pervert. Im sorry. Mom? Im sorry to you too.
OMG SOA(MF)P!!
I’m glad I didn’t look here earlier, I would never have gotten any work done!! LOL
Ah Shit, I give up.
Andrea Darlin’. I make sure that I put a full load in when I inject meat. Then I do it again and again until there is no more juice left to inject. It takes skill and a good technique, but I’m up to the challenge.
*Hangs head in shame for going there*
I’ve got about 10 minutes left in the VM show. Had to pause and say:
Uh. Wow. Apologies would not be out of order here.
This needs to be a larger post.
I’ve never seen a Tri Tip I could put in a sock, though.
I just popped open a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Yum, yum.
The hell with the liver. It’s an over rated organ.
Thanks Enormous. That was one you bought.
“Where is this Afghanistan?, Left of Boulder, CO?”
EVERYTHING is actually RIGHT of Boulder, CO.
Evo, we all said dumb shit.
Nuff said.
Now stop talking bout how Mike pumps his meat.
Mike- thank you for going there and not leaving me out there by myself.
Evo- like Alvie said aint nothing to worry about. We have ALL been there many many many times
Enjoy your beer Mike
Amazing how the Comment/Forum/IM/Chat/irc has achieved a life of it’s oen. I know why I am here, but what, for the sake of Sweet Baby Jesus are all of you doing!!!
Im eating.
Do you mean why are we here now, or in general?
Tonight I am supposed to be at a dinner party but I am babysitting 4 kids. I aint mom material.
In general? Im a geek
Since you asked, Karen, I’m currently playing “pirate” with my 5 and 2 year old kids. I’m teaching them sailor vocab like “galley” “buccaneer” and “sleeping quarters”. My son is currently–I kid you not–in his “bunk”. Mind you, I had to first lecture them on how real pirates rob and kill innocent people. Didn’t seem to phase them.
How am I writing this, if I’m playing pirate? Me and the laptop are currently in the “head”.
Guess that ’bout kills any conversation, huh?
I left for a couple hours and came back, hoping you guys would have cleaned up your act. What do I come back to? Michael giving Andrea instructions on meat and moisture. Do girls go to their bunks? I may need to find one
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When I woke up in the car on the way back to Luke AFB….I figured I was the loud drunk asshole that everyone hated the next day….but maybe not?
Now…I can’t wait to login into the chat room tomorrow and catch up with all my friends and talk shit and admire Summer Brooks.
My priceless moment is singing the Firefly Theme Song with Summer….yeah baby…
She’s got PIPES!
I heart you guys (and gals)!
Jaa Mata (japanese for “later”)
So who ended up with the biggest hangover ?
Think they would start to have the hangover just yet?
My hangover was all day the next day…dull headache. Yayoi and I went to the museum downtown before catching our plane. I felt a little better at lunch when I got my hair-of-the-dog beer in me….shakes went away….ahhhh.
Mine was not the worst I’m sure. I pussed out rather early, but I gotta roll when Yayoi shows up…I’m sure the party rolled on well after I passed out and the later woke up with cotton mouth at 2:00 am and downed a bottle of water and swallowed a fist full of aspirin.
Hey I didn’t puke!
Good lord, I jusread all these comments, backed out, refreshed and there were three more…
Just so y’all know the John Boze of Blue Sun Marketing schtick is nearly spent.
Last one didn’t even make the show, but may have been cuz Joe wasn’t there…
I think I got one more in me…
Man, I see I’m going to have to start setting aside an extra couple of hours each week just to keep up with these comment pages. Half of the whole “Wingin It!” experience happens here on the message board!
Alright, time to work on some comments for next week’s voice mail show. Why do I forsee Michael having to break next weeks VM show into two hour long episodes to capture all the responses from this week?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
You know, I just realized something – I’m pretty damn impressed that somebody was able to decipher all that crap to come up with the show notes for the VM show. You’ve definitely got a better ear than I do!
Mason Rocket wasn’t really drinkin, Ed.
“So who ended up with the biggest hangover”
Dunno, but the 8am plane ride home was ass.
All I can say Chompie’s breakfast Sunday hit the spot, all I felt was a bit dehydrated but I get that in Phoenix this time of the year. I am sure the bit of Ale I drank was no factor at all
“Bit”?
Silly bear…
Thanks to Karen and Smokin’ Joe gifting me the the small-volume Stone 9th Anniverasry Ale comemorative glass, I was able to discover the joys little doses of lots of really good beer, not pissing anybody off, and not struggling through anything the next day.
You guys so totally rock, and I’m bringing the kids out to Sea World as soon as we can make it happen!
Alvie, get a call from Hall and Oates to backup sing yet?
Pet a porpoise for me.
Caus the porpoise’s have a restraining order against Alvie.
Yooper was an adorable drunk. You just wanted to pat him on his widdle head.
Petting the porpoise? Is that like spanking the monkey? Choking the chicken? Alvie, these are my KIDS! You sick fuck.
Mike – I will have to keep an eye out for similar beers over here.
We have no Magnums – darn !
Cheers,
E.
Charile….I….I…. no, man…. nothing bout your kids…
Yknow, when you go to Sea World, pet a porpoise, whack a whale, diddle a dolphin…
Oh I see how this became dirty…
Oh! You were being nice! Sorry Alvie. I’ll definitely encounter a penguin for you! Ummm…
I’m not touching this…..
You know they say after we allow gay marriage, the next step is to start having sex with animals. I think maybe you guys are heading in that direction here.
[serious] Im joking, and again I apologize for my filthy mind [/serious]
If we allow gay marriage people gonna fuck animals?????
This a Bush-ism?
Heh, Prick a Penguin…
No its not a Bushism. i heard some anti-gay marriage person say “if we allow gay marriage what will be next? People will want to marry their dogs”