Wingin’ It #64: Voicemail Show
Mike, Evo, Charlie the Beer Guy, Spherical Tomi! it’s Jack Mangan, Enormous from Australia, Thomas from Flagstaff, Alvie from Boulder, Yooper, Karen from Kalifornia and Smokin’ Joe, and Darth Vader.
- If you really want to hear this show:
- Peas and dip? and other Steve Irwin stories.
- Jack forgets what show we’re doing.
- Mark from Memphis likens wrestling to porn.
- Caller promotes Joe to the rank of math god (not the God, I don’t think. Just the math god.) and offers a unique way to determine the temperature of water.
- Chaz from DC has a solution for Joe’s stupid whiny name problem. And an interesting BSG casting theory.
- Evo lookin for some hard wood floors.
- Ooh, porn names! What’s yours? Let us know in the comments.
- Peeping
TomJeremy from Seattle. - Ottawa… PSA… ???… something.
- Darryl from Austin ponders: Why do we all see the same stuff? Cuz we’re all geeks, dammit! See, nice and simple.
- Callie from Austin with some fantastic driving skills.
- The best poem EVAR.
- Slap down for SoaP love.
- Testify Jules! Testify!
- Jack needs to take a nap.
- Darryl from Austin not fond of rollerderby girls. Evo knows some, I guess. I am so not surprised.
- Enormous from Australia calling from Chicago getting stepped on by everyone in the studio.
- Enormous from Australia calling from New York… wait, no he’s not.
- John in Detroit… something about Samuel L. Jackson on the MTV Movie Awards. Haven’t heard about it.
- Darryl from Austin, something about accents.
- Paul from Des Moines asks Summer to change the VMail message.
- The 501st at the MTV Movie Awards.
- Vader lets us in on Wolf Creek.
- Tee Morris sends in a fabulous new bumper, and Evo acts like an ass, though he’s right about the copyright issues.
- Evo tries to tell a joke, and Alvie steps all over the punchline. Thank God.
- Andrea, really stuck in traffic. Can’t tell what she’s talking about. Sorry, Andrea.
- Evo says, “Screw you guys, I’m going home.” and leaves for the pool.
- KfK talks dirty. I’m so glad I’ve met this woman.
- Jeremy from Seattle sings the praises of Hall and Oates.
- Darryl from Austin… Jesus Fucking Christ, why do I even try anymore?
- Darryl from Austin… See, guys, this was funny. Stop talking over the voicemails.
- Andrea’s gonna “carpool” with the new lesbian chic at work.
- Andrea, stuck in traffic yet again, wishes Evo a happy birthday.
- Clair in Georgia calls… and I apologize for Evo again.
- Jeremy in Seattle talks about how Budweiser is the official beer of the World Cup. See, I’m right, there is no God.
- Michael in Nashville calls to wish Evo a happy birthday.
- Enormous from Australia calling from Detroit, taking about some game.
- ??? from Austin looking for new podcasts.
- Paul from Des Moines with the Jack-as-Evo love.
- Sarah from Charleston playing Killer Bunnies!
- Another Ozzie says something about wanting to be at the party.
Sorry about Evo.
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
June 16th, 2006 at 6:14 am
uh……. what was that?
June 16th, 2006 at 6:35 am
I don’t remember any of this.
Did I take my clothes off?
Sweet Baby Jesus.
Cigarettes, coffee and folding chairs are in my future.
June 16th, 2006 at 6:40 am
See if I send you guys anymore beer!
June 16th, 2006 at 6:52 am
If I ever, ever, ever decide to stop drinking, and I want to keep from falling off the wagon, Im just going to go back and listen to these last two shows….
If one doesnt remember doing something, that means it dinna happen, right?
Even if its been recorded?
Sheesh.
June 16th, 2006 at 6:52 am
Oh yeah I forgot Joe asked for our porn names up there in the show notes. Mine is Snowflake Michigan. Not very sexy.
[totally unrelated to anything] Argentina is kicking ASS 3-0 at the half!!!! [/totally unrelated to anything]
Ok back to watching the match….. oh I mean back to work….
June 16th, 2006 at 7:27 am
Ha! It seems that, when Im blitzed, I aquire a lisp.
Fantastic!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:43 am
Well done Enormous, I have to call ya when ya get back home to find out how much fun you had there - it sounds like it was a blast.
Good one mate!
Richard
PS. I disagree that 95% of Australians dont like Coopers, Coopers has expanded their distribution across Australia now and I am sure its being consumed by more than 5% - I will ask Bill Cooper at the next Shitsenfaced in 2007
Hey Enormous - you HAVE to come to Adelaide next year to the annual Shitzenfaced German Festival - I remember us getting shitfaced back in 1997 - come back to Adelaide and get pissed again with the crowd.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:37 am
Michael asked, “If you’re jacking off Yoda, what do you get?”
A cramp in your pinkie.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:59 am
Wait. We recorded a WI Voicemail show this week? When the hell…
June 16th, 2006 at 9:45 am
I am amazed you guys got what I was saying about the Bud at the world cup…
June 16th, 2006 at 10:00 am
I wanted to clear something up:
Wrestling is not “fake” per se. It is scripted, the outcomes are predetermined, but but the physicality needed to perform is pretty intense.
I dare you to go up to a pro wrestler and tell him its fake.
Now cheesy it definately is…I’m no fan, but dude watch the fake talk.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:09 am
So much for our large audience of listeners. After that mess I’m sure that we are down to the 30 or so folks that showed up for the party.
Damn… I don’t remember recording this.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:11 am
If y’all don’t remember it, we obviously did our job when contributing to the party funds!
June 16th, 2006 at 10:15 am
I think Daryl from Austin got his ass kicked by a roller derby chick, he sounds really bitter.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:16 am
Next time you guys go on a bender like that, I’ve got two words:
“Muzzle Evo” =-)
June 16th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Damn Jeremy that actually made sense…. I dont want to think about wrestling that much. Out of sight out of mind.
Well Mike I can’t speak for anyone else but I am still going to listen
Yes even after your stuckinAndrea.com 3.95 a minute joke. I do not bruise easily- it takes much much more to offend me.
I am a little worried about getting drunk with you guys now though. I am a happy drunk. I won’t be able to toss the insults around as well. When I get drunk I just tell everyone I love them and hug people a lot.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:21 am
“When I get drunk I just tell everyone I love them and hug people a lot. ”
Please come get drunk with us…
Yknow the saying “If a tree falls in the forest, and the people are too drunk to notice, did it really fall”?
Ok thats not exactly the saying, but Im sure it pertains to this somehow.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:22 am
P.S. Jeremy, good point.
But rugby truly is fake. This I know…
June 16th, 2006 at 10:26 am
Using Evo’s logic, it can say “the n word” as much as I want…there’s no malice there…
June 16th, 2006 at 10:27 am
SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!! SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!
That’s what I though….bitch.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:28 am
N word… n00b?
Oh, THAT n-bomb.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:30 am
I’ll still be around. Evo can’t do nearly the damage “The Breakfast Club” did to me.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:30 am
Man, another good point from Jeremy– dude you are on a roll
Alvie, no problem. I will come get drunk with you. You seemed to be a happy drunk- it was Evo that made everyone crazy I think. You have to defend yourself.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:33 am
Alvie, thanks for having my back 3 times!
I 8==D you.
Oh, wait, I
June 16th, 2006 at 10:34 am
what happen?
June 16th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Heart doesn’t work.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:37 am
I’m a very happy drunk. I get all, “I love you man,” and touchy feely.
I’m calling this one the ‘Evo Effect.’ Drunk Evo + Happy partiers = Massive drunken insults.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:39 am
haha! Everyone is bold!! I have the power to Turn it off!!
June 16th, 2006 at 10:40 am
Test
June 16th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Jeremy you perv!
Mike- Yes it was Evo. You and Charlie should of kicked everyone out and done the show like you said. I’ll get drunk with you man. I like happy touchy feely drunks. See… then there would be nakedness. It was Evo being evil that stopped any nudity from happening.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Wow. This is one show I’ll definitely be saving forever in case y’all decide to run for public office some day
Especially Evo - somebody needs to be medieval on that boy. Between the show and this voicemail show, Michael is going to have enough bumper material to last for years!
Maybe it’s better for all of us who couldn’t make it to the party, because we all certainly remember
June 16th, 2006 at 10:47 am
The nudity came later.
Oh yes… my pool supports lots of naked people.
I’m starting the Draco-Vista Nudist Society next week. Drop by and get naked. hehehe
June 16th, 2006 at 10:47 am
I definitely fall into the happy drunk category.
I think it was Evo’s chest that stopped any nudity in it’s tracks. Oh, but then there was that one picture…..
June 16th, 2006 at 10:49 am
I need bubbles to get naked. Its all about the hot tub! Heh! In the Hot Tub! Get down!.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Jeremy has the power to turn it on and off?
Gosh.
Word, brutha.
Now put it back in your pants, my friend…
June 16th, 2006 at 10:50 am
How come there are no pictures of said nudity??? I WANT PICTURES!!!!
Ill be by in August/September sometime to get naked.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:54 am
Mike - Where’d Summer run too?
Did she know what was going to happen and decided to NOT be a part of it =-)
Smart gal!
I was glad Charlie finally brought you guys some “Old Chub”. I found it a couple of months ago (about 2 weeks before Charlie did it on his show) and haven’t bought any Sam Adams since!!!
-(RE)-
June 16th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Hot tubs? It’s phoenix. The pool is 85 and the air is 115. Who needs a hot tub?
Andrea… August is better. The pool is still good and warm. I’ll have the towels ready.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:59 am
Alright Mike, I’ll plan for August
June 16th, 2006 at 10:59 am
You had me until “towels”…
June 16th, 2006 at 11:01 am
Yeah Alvie, you’re right. It’s important to keep Andrea dripping wet as long as possible.
*I’ll be in my bunk*
June 16th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Andrea…dripping..
Shit, I dont have a bunk here….
June 16th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Try to make it later than earlier, Andrea. June is fine, but the brutal months are coming up. What I want is Midnight Wingin It for all our fans in the other time zones!
June 16th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Do you have a towel?
It’s important to always know where your towel is.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:05 am
I have a sock…
June 16th, 2006 at 11:07 am
Make sure it’s clean, or you’ll get Athlete’s Dick.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:09 am
Ha! Jesus… wait it already itches.
Well then if youll excuse me, *Ill be in my sock*.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:10 am
The secret is to wrap it around your balls. Thats the The Chili Peppers say.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:13 am
Andrea’s making me sweat. LOL
June 16th, 2006 at 11:14 am
Sock Sex…. I hear a new GYGO episode cumi… er… happening soon.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Cup the balls and stroke the shaft, Jeremy?
Rhett sweat? Ew.
Hey its ryhme time!
June 16th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Sweat idea, Mike.
Er, SWEET idea.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Women have it too easy. They don’t have to deal with spunk. There is no need for socks, just a gentle vibration, and a little stroking, and some rubbing……… SHIT! Where’s that sock?
June 16th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Mike! Catch!
Wait! Sorry! Dont touch that! Run away!
June 16th, 2006 at 11:21 am
I’ve got a sneaky feeling EVO hijacked Mike’s account today!
June 16th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Well, some women get really wet though. Also the lube is a pain sometimes…
..I do have a secret cleanup method, so I suppose we could do a masterbation tips series of podcasts.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Thats not a bad idea, Jeremy. Tho that may be best told to the SoSF crowd. Not saying, Im just saying.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Nerds do already know how to masterbate though…could be preaching to the choir.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Talk about a sticky bomb.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:32 am
If I check Smokin Joe’s belly button, I have some lint.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:32 am
Speaking of men’s junk…check out the Rugby Logo I made for our Summer team.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:33 am
Ew, Clair. Ew. Nice Ryan’s Privates reference.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:35 am
As the fowl is facing sinister, I take that as an indication of preference?
June 16th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Ha! Ryans Privates…
Everyone deserves a fat cock, no matter the preference.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:39 am
Yeah, women get wet and soak their underwear. Of course, they can bag that up and sell it on the internet and make a house payment.
No one wants a man’s spunky underwear. (The skid marks are nasty.)
*Note to self… Stop spending so much time with Evo. It’s making you a nasty man.*
June 16th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Its ok, Mike. Embrace the nasty.
Course last time I did that I got the crabs.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Hey, that’s an idea, but I don’t think my fianc´e will allow me to sell her underpants.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:44 am
er fiancée
June 16th, 2006 at 11:47 am
Careful, Clair… You know how THEY are.
[serious] Im only joking [/serious]
June 16th, 2006 at 11:48 am
“Embrace the Nasty”
That’s what I tell the wife when I want a hand job.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:51 am
What do you tell her when you want a rim job?
Eh, same thing I suppose.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:51 am
Lick the nasty.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:52 am
How small are her hands, anyways? XXS?
June 16th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Man that that must have been some serious brew! Mennennennennga is still drunk. Although, he’s almost beoming Evo drunk….
June 16th, 2006 at 11:53 am
That was knee jerk posting.
I meant to say, “Alvie, I think that may be a bit too much for the general public (a little tenderness) and we should post about the show.”
June 16th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Owwwwwww-ch!
June 16th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Gee, I just thought it was jerk posting. (Just like always)
June 16th, 2006 at 11:55 am
*giggle*
Jeremy said “pube-lick”.
FINE! The show rocked blah blah blah…
June 16th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Just replace “embrace” with “taste.” Hey, it is rhyme day!
June 16th, 2006 at 11:58 am
Yeah…. And a new Wingin’ It! starts tomorrow.
Anyone have a spare liver? Mine is done.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Did Karen just call me a jerk?? Or was that a masterbation reference??
I’m so confused!
[serious]I know its a whacking reference.[/serious]
June 16th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Do a de=-tox WI episode. Everyone have a shot of wheat grass.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
It may be time for the N/A beer episode.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Mmm, grass…..
Yknow you dont need your ENTIRE liver to live, Mike.
Or is that your spleen? Hmm.
Rhetts a poet and he dont even understand.
Thats how it goes, right?
June 16th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
The Non Ass beer episode?
June 16th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Nasty Ass Beer.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
No Arguing beer episode?
June 16th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
eBay doesn’t have any livers for sale. Wonder if I need to ask for a donation…
June 16th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Did you look under the “Donor Organs” sub-catagory? Its kinda hiding under the “Collectibles” main catagory.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Speaking of failing organs -
Ill be around back for the next 45min if anyone needs me…
June 16th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Wow I missed some fun here….
Instead of a GYGO on masturbaing I think we should do it on hand jobs.
As for your liver Mike? I fear it has no hope. I gave up on mine the day I got my first fake ID….. ahhh……..memories…….
June 16th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Now…for all those of you out there who can’t remember what the frak you did last saturday…this is why I volunteer to be the DD. I get all the good blackmail that NO ONE remembers giving me.
Andrea- So you’re going out to Phoenix in August? Cool…swing by Des Moines on your way and I’ll make good on that hand job I owe ya.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
N/A Wingin It, you might as well skip the episode.
The Liver is like any other organ, you just need to make sure it gets regularly abused or else it won’t be able to handle the sudden stress at least that’s what Mickey Mantle told me.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Speaking of hijacking…RapidEye throws out a perfectly legitimate beer-related thread, and then the comments get hijacked by all this spunk-talk. Geez you guys…masturbation’s great and all, but a great scottish ale..out of a CAN! I’m mean come on…
*I’ll be in my bar*
June 16th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Paul- I dont see me swingin by Des Moines- sorry. Maybe next time.
Charlie- Im sorry I dont agree. I would rather masturbate than talk about or drink beer. But Vodka? Scotch? I might have to take those over masturbating.. or with masturbating.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Andrea with some Glenmorangie and a vibrating rabbit? Hmmmm….
*leaves bar, stumbles toward bunk*
June 16th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
I have a bottle of Locknagger waithing for you Andrea. We’ll drink scotch and talk about masterbating.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
mmmm Glenmorangie and Lochnager (spelling Mike)… are you boys coming on to me? Because those are some damn sexy words.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Holy Shit…. You have got to check out this month’s Pod Jox. That’s funny as fuck!
*Main page post*
June 16th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Glenlivet 18 yr…Glenfiddich….Cragganmore…MaCallan 25 yr…any of this working?
June 16th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Hey! I was 100!
June 16th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Ha ha that was cute.. poor Joe
Charlie… keep going…
June 16th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket… I leave for a few hours and this is what I find you people doing?
Two things:
1) I know I’ve managed to hide it well for sixty-three fucking shows, but yes — my natural inclination toward sarcasm turns to assholism when I drink. But make no mistake, I’m very happy about being an asshole when I’m drunk.
2) Alvie suggests the entire SoSF crowd is bunch of chronic and messy masturbators, and you all ignore it. Who’s drunk?
June 16th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Peat Monster is awesome. Hey, Magnum’s should have another Scotch tasting coming up. I’ll find out when and let you know Charlie, we’ll go sample.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Laphroag….Speyburn…Oban..Dalmore..Dalwhinnie…Macallan Port Wood Finish…*puff puff*
June 16th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Cool, Mike! Now..back to it…
June 16th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
I hit Magnum’s after the pool party to buy beer for a Wheat beer tasting up in Flag later this month, I was very impressed by the place. I’ll definately go back.
Evo on point 2, why respond, we figured it was common knowledge.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Did Alvie say “Flailing organs”?
Where did he go in that trenchcoat?
ALVIE, GET AWAY FROM THOSE NICE OLD LADIES!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Alvie is off washing his socks…
June 16th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
It’s the size of the sock that matters.
There’s a “12″ because it’s a foot” joke in here somewhere. I’m going away for awhile to find it.
*there’ll be 200 posts by the time I get back I’m sure.*
June 16th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Thanks Charlie! I’ll be in his bar too =-)
That IPA they make is pretty good too, but that Old Chub totally rawks!!!
Too bad that place opened after I moved from Colorado - I drove by Lyons every day too and from work.
Andrea - somethings wrong with you girl: maybe sex over beer, but never masturbation. Everyone knows that comes AFTER you are drunk!!!
Evo - as a fellow @$$hole, I understand and am sympathetic, but I think Mike nailed it during the show… There is a reason you guys aren’t on the radio any more =-) ‘nuf said… welcome to where you can be appricated - LOL
June 16th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
To keep up with Alvie, I’m going to have to go home and practice by myself.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Thanks Charlie! I’ll be in his bar too =-)
That IPA they make is pretty good too, but that Old Chub totally rawks!!!
Andrea - somethings wrong with you girl: maybe sex over beer, but never masturbation. Everyone knows that comes AFTER you are drunk!!!
Evo - as a fellow @$$hole, I understand and am sympathetic, but I think Mike nailed it during the show… There is a reason you guys aren’t on the radio any more =-) ‘nuf said… welcome to where you can be appricated - LOL
June 16th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Thanks Charlie! I’ll be in his bar too =-)
That IPA they make is pretty good too, but that Old Chub totally rawks!!!
Andrea - somethings wrong with you girl: maybe sex over beer, but never masturbation. Everyone knows that comes AFTER you are drunk!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Evo - as a fellow @$$hole, I understand and am sympathetic, but I think Mike nailed it during the show… There is a reason you guys aren’t on the radio any more =-) ‘nuf said… welcome to where you can be appricated - LOL
June 16th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Hey Im back!
Whatd I mis- HOLY FUCKTARDS!!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I agree with Thomas, and besides we know Alvie listens to Slice too, so he is only making fun of himself.
Boss walked in mid-post, thank god for apple-H. Damn work keeps getting in my way…. bye… grumble grumble…… Ill be back….. keep going Charlie, Im almost there.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
What can I say - I can smell my oen kind.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Also my OWN kind.
Tho I think Ill spell it o-e-n from now on.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
More fun that wiegh.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Knockando, Glenturret, Talisker, Longmorn, Springbank…
June 16th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
THen I guess I’ll be moening and dripping tonight. Thinking of Alvies sock.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Oh yes Charlie YES!…. was it good for you?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
You guys are dirty.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I got sock AND the ass tickler.
Girlies bewhere.
Yeah Im gonna misspell purposely from now on. Its fun and itll hide my ignorance.
Jeremy: [clever rebuttle] you are [/clever rebuttle]
June 16th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
You crazy bunch of who haus!! LOL Especially you Alvie!
(i)I got sock AND the ass tickler.(/i)
For some reason, the first scene of American Pie is coming to mind…
June 16th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Alvies ass tickler is sexy, I dont know about the sock though
Jeremy you are dirty too and you know it.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Oh, theres NOTHING sexy bout the sock, Andrea.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
*shakes head, struggles to feet*
…..whew…..anyone got a smoke?
Andrea, September’s better scotch weather, FYI
I see we’re back to ass tickler and sock humor…great…
June 16th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
[falsely coy]Am not…[/falsely coy]
June 16th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Bush calls Rove “Turd Flower”
WTF?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Yeesh…Im gone an hour and 40 posts are added. Do you guys live on this site?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
*pulls up chair next to mini bar*
Live here? Yes.
Jeremy: Turd Flower? Link please…
*hands Charlie a smoke*
Here you go, Mr. Delicious Meat.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Why yes, yes we do. Some more than others. LOL
June 16th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
No link, heard it on the radio.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Charlie- well maybe you guys need to come to Chicago in the fall and have Scotch here where it can be properly enjoyed with cold weather.
Paul– yes we do live here- and yes I do work all day thank you very much. I can multitask
Jeremy– yes you are a dirty Mr get your geek off
June 16th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
LOL We can all multi-task.
Yah, that’s the ticket.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Multi task means “one handed typing”, right?
Turd Flower… whata fucker.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Ive done the one handed typing before, yes.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
when I broke my arm you dirty minded fuckers
June 16th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Well one handed typing and using your feet as well…
June 16th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Okay yeah maybe Im lying.. Im not telling
June 16th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
LOL
I’m a dirty minded fucker and proud of it!
June 16th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Fuck yes, Gil.
Wingin It durty minded fuckers… kinda redundant isnt it.
BTW, Afghanistan is now in Latin America.
Er, South America…
June 16th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
BTW, Afghanistan is now in Latin America.
Er, South America…
Yes, yes, sure it is, and next you’ll cut off my ears…let’s get on with it…
June 16th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Why am I cutting…
Forget it. Dont wanna know.
*snip snip*
June 16th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
So where you getting this new geography game Alvie?
June 16th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Not really a game. Im just mixing up my message boards again, dammit.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Shhh. Don’t tell.
Chile is long BTW.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Heh, Chire is rong…
June 16th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Roh! You get back to yo shitty wahr!!!!!
You clazy.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
…I don’t wannabe whit?
June 16th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
HA! Thormas. You clazy.
Gnite fuckers!
June 16th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Frack !
Geez - the first 7 minutes was the idiot Australian show.
I am with Alvie - I think I talk too much. I am really impressed with the quality of Mike’s gear (audio gear) though.
Man - that show was the pinnacle of pissed idiotism !
The Pool Party has to be an anual event and we should run tour groups out from Australia ! I am there next year - and if you have one later in the year that coincides with a major IT convention so I can justify the $10k for a ticket - I am there as well !
E.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
Yeah, travel from down under is expensive! The Sydney Convicts (gay rugby team) came to New York and they paid $2500 per person for their tickets!
Thats insane. Made me feel good about spending my $300 for the trip.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Mike - an the topic of food - can you tell me how you did that pork on the bbq ?
Cheers,
E.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I don’t usually read the comments and now I know why. You guys had pretty nasty mouths at 11a. Who talks dirty that early in the AM?
June 16th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Dani you obvious have never worked in a factory, in a newspaper office, for the government, or around fire or police personal. Because they all do.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Sorry Dani.. I have a bad potty mouth. My grandma always said I needed to talk more like a lady.
Afghanistan is in Latin America?
Donde esta este Afghanistan. A la izquierda de Boulder, Colorado?
June 16th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
hmmm rereading Dani’s comment I thought she meant cursing….[Roseanne Roseannadanna Voice]never mind[/Roseanne Roseannadanna Voice]
June 16th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Whats up with Afaghanistat, left of Boulder, CO??
June 16th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Fuck! I’m gone for a few hours and you guys go nuts.
E - The pork loin was done by injecting it with Teriyaki sauce. Get a meat injector (No meat injection jokes you dirty fuckers) and try it with BBQ, Teriyaki, Garlic Butter, whatever you can think of. I inject most all my meat on the grill now. It keeps the moisture and makes huge flavor for grilling.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
close only 1 word
Where is this Afghanistan?, Left of Boulder, CO?
June 16th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Oh Mike….I cant resist….. Where do you inject your meat? Can you show me how to do this? Im interested in keeping my moisture.
Okay everyone I am really sorry about that. Please forgive me. I am a pervert. Im sorry. Mom? Im sorry to you too.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
OMG SOA(MF)P!!
I’m glad I didn’t look here earlier, I would never have gotten any work done!! LOL
June 16th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Ah Shit, I give up.
Andrea Darlin’. I make sure that I put a full load in when I inject meat. Then I do it again and again until there is no more juice left to inject. It takes skill and a good technique, but I’m up to the challenge.
*Hangs head in shame for going there*
June 16th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
I’ve got about 10 minutes left in the VM show. Had to pause and say:
Uh. Wow. Apologies would not be out of order here.
This needs to be a larger post.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
I’ve never seen a Tri Tip I could put in a sock, though.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
I just popped open a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Yum, yum.
The hell with the liver. It’s an over rated organ.
Thanks Enormous. That was one you bought.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
“Where is this Afghanistan?, Left of Boulder, CO?”
EVERYTHING is actually RIGHT of Boulder, CO.
Evo, we all said dumb shit.
Nuff said.
Now stop talking bout how Mike pumps his meat.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Mike- thank you for going there and not leaving me out there by myself.
Evo- like Alvie said aint nothing to worry about. We have ALL been there many many many times
Enjoy your beer Mike
June 16th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Amazing how the Comment/Forum/IM/Chat/irc has achieved a life of it’s oen. I know why I am here, but what, for the sake of Sweet Baby Jesus are all of you doing!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Im eating.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Do you mean why are we here now, or in general?
Tonight I am supposed to be at a dinner party but I am babysitting 4 kids. I aint mom material.
In general? Im a geek
June 16th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Since you asked, Karen, I’m currently playing “pirate” with my 5 and 2 year old kids. I’m teaching them sailor vocab like “galley” “buccaneer” and “sleeping quarters”. My son is currently–I kid you not–in his “bunk”. Mind you, I had to first lecture them on how real pirates rob and kill innocent people. Didn’t seem to phase them.
How am I writing this, if I’m playing pirate? Me and the laptop are currently in the “head”.
June 16th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Guess that ’bout kills any conversation, huh?
June 16th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
I left for a couple hours and came back, hoping you guys would have cleaned up your act. What do I come back to? Michael giving Andrea instructions on meat and moisture. Do girls go to their bunks? I may need to find one :-).
June 16th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
When I woke up in the car on the way back to Luke AFB….I figured I was the loud drunk asshole that everyone hated the next day….but maybe not?
Now…I can’t wait to login into the chat room tomorrow and catch up with all my friends and talk shit and admire Summer Brooks.
My priceless moment is singing the Firefly Theme Song with Summer….yeah baby…
She’s got PIPES!
I heart you guys (and gals)!
Jaa Mata (japanese for “later”)
June 16th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
So who ended up with the biggest hangover ?
June 16th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Think they would start to have the hangover just yet?
June 16th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
My hangover was all day the next day…dull headache. Yayoi and I went to the museum downtown before catching our plane. I felt a little better at lunch when I got my hair-of-the-dog beer in me….shakes went away….ahhhh.
Mine was not the worst I’m sure. I pussed out rather early, but I gotta roll when Yayoi shows up…I’m sure the party rolled on well after I passed out and the later woke up with cotton mouth at 2:00 am and downed a bottle of water and swallowed a fist full of aspirin.
Hey I didn’t puke!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Good lord, I jusread all these comments, backed out, refreshed and there were three more…
Just so y’all know the John Boze of Blue Sun Marketing schtick is nearly spent.
Last one didn’t even make the show, but may have been cuz Joe wasn’t there…
I think I got one more in me…
June 16th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Man, I see I’m going to have to start setting aside an extra couple of hours each week just to keep up with these comment pages. Half of the whole “Wingin It!” experience happens here on the message board!
Alright, time to work on some comments for next week’s voice mail show. Why do I forsee Michael having to break next weeks VM show into two hour long episodes to capture all the responses from this week?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
You know, I just realized something - I’m pretty damn impressed that somebody was able to decipher all that crap to come up with the show notes for the VM show. You’ve definitely got a better ear than I do!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Mason Rocket wasn’t really drinkin, Ed.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
“So who ended up with the biggest hangover”
Dunno, but the 8am plane ride home was ass.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
All I can say Chompie’s breakfast Sunday hit the spot, all I felt was a bit dehydrated but I get that in Phoenix this time of the year. I am sure the bit of Ale I drank was no factor at all
June 16th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
“Bit”?
Silly bear…
June 16th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Thanks to Karen and Smokin’ Joe gifting me the the small-volume Stone 9th Anniverasry Ale comemorative glass, I was able to discover the joys little doses of lots of really good beer, not pissing anybody off, and not struggling through anything the next day.
You guys so totally rock, and I’m bringing the kids out to Sea World as soon as we can make it happen!
June 16th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Alvie, get a call from Hall and Oates to backup sing yet?
June 16th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Pet a porpoise for me.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
Caus the porpoise’s have a restraining order against Alvie.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Yooper was an adorable drunk. You just wanted to pat him on his widdle head.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Petting the porpoise? Is that like spanking the monkey? Choking the chicken? Alvie, these are my KIDS! You sick fuck.
June 17th, 2006 at 12:03 am
Mike - I will have to keep an eye out for similar beers over here.
We have no Magnums - darn !
Cheers,
E.
June 17th, 2006 at 6:55 am
Charile….I….I…. no, man…. nothing bout your kids…
Yknow, when you go to Sea World, pet a porpoise, whack a whale, diddle a dolphin…
Oh I see how this became dirty…
June 17th, 2006 at 7:17 am
Oh! You were being nice! Sorry Alvie. I’ll definitely encounter a penguin for you! Ummm…
June 17th, 2006 at 9:25 am
I’m not touching this…..
You know they say after we allow gay marriage, the next step is to start having sex with animals. I think maybe you guys are heading in that direction here.
[serious] Im joking, and again I apologize for my filthy mind [/serious]
June 17th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
If we allow gay marriage people gonna fuck animals?????
This a Bush-ism?
Heh, Prick a Penguin…
June 19th, 2006 at 9:52 am
No its not a Bushism. i heard some anti-gay marriage person say “if we allow gay marriage what will be next? People will want to marry their dogs”
June 19th, 2006 at 9:57 am
Alvie from nogaymarriage.com
Given that unstable legal climate, it is certain that some self-possessed judge, somewhere, will soon rule that three men and one woman can marry. Or five and two, or four and four. Who will be able to deny them that right? The guarantee is implied, we will be told, by the Constitution. Those who disagree will continue to be seen as hate-mongers and bigots. (Indeed, those charges are already being leveled against those of us who espouse biblical values!) How about group marriage, or marriage between relatives, or marriage between adults and children? How about marriage between a man and his donkey? Anything allegedly linked to “civil rights” will be doable. The legal underpinnings for marriage will have been destroyed.
June 19th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
I know a gay man who married a pile of dirt as an installation art piece.
Pure Genius.
June 19th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
A pile of dirt? that is genius.
June 19th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Heck, I’d marry my dog, but that doesn’t mean I’d consummate the relationship.
To me, a 50-year-old man marrying an 8-year-old girl is way more obscene than two men or two women of roughly equal age getting married. At least in the latter case, they’d be able to talk about things: “Hey, you remember that last episode of Newhart!” “Oh, yeah! That was classic!” I don’t think you’d see that with my former example.