Wingin’ It #65: Voicemail Show
Mike, Summer, Jack, and Charlie. They’ve finally killed Evo.
Our studio audience, Debbie (from East Mesa, dammit!), brought chocolate from Classic Candies.
First Drink of the Day: Thanks to Charlie, Butte Creek Porter.
- And now for the voicemails:
- Eamonn from England sent some chocolate as well, but it wasn’t around long enough for a proper “Thank you.”
- Laura from Maryland found the Snakes on a Plane novelization! Fuckin’ A!
- Summer leaves for a “massage.”
- KfK apparently needs signs to know what street she’s on. Whatever.
- Smokin’ Joe finally found home.
- Andrea wants to see Darth Vader sans armor.
- Chaz from DC coming to Dragon*Con. Man, there’s going to be, like, hundreds of people there.
- We’re the second phone number added to this guy’s cell.
- Chaz from DC again, because Mike played it twice and didn’t notice.
- Anna in Washington used to feel bad when people picked on Evo, until the pool party voicemail show.
- Three bottles of Soju!?!
- Paul from Des Moines found a cure from cancer. Mike and Evo, and Charlie, and Jack, are gonna live forever. Joe is so dead.
- Russ from Blackport England has never seen Benny Hill. Apparently the English don’t like tits.
- Bookmans. Good for buying old board games, and Serenity shindigs.
- Poindexter from NJ tries to get a date, Evo style. Step One: Change your name.
- A drunk Swede loves Tee Morris.
- Snakes in a Mutha Fukin’ novelization!
- Enormous mispronounces Andrea’s name, and forgot she lived in Chicago.
- Laura From MD has had a fantastic day.
- Gil from Milwaukee loves the women folk.
- Paul from Des Moines apparently doesn’t know how an alarm clock works.
- Phil Rossi from VA, god, it’s been a long time since he fuck…en talked to us!
- A caller thanks us for a buncha stuff.
- Darryl from Austin found a story on Fark.com about the Pink Taco restaurant in Scottsdale.
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
June 27th, 2006 at 4:59 am
Glad you liked the chocolate. So are Crunchie bars anything like Violet Crunchies??
And can I get an E ??
June 27th, 2006 at 6:36 am
Mike don’t you dare not allow Vader back into the studio…..
I so have to find the Snakes on A Plane novelization
I heart Enormous and I would of made sure to be on time to see him. I heart him and his accent, and he can call me love as many times as he wants.
Phil said talked not fucked you sick monkeys
Harry Morten in a Pink Taco… good one Charlie
Okay thats all I have for now… I need to get to work
Boo on work
June 27th, 2006 at 7:26 am
So…
If WI! gives good karma to those who listen…
…the fuck is my problem?
June 27th, 2006 at 8:32 am
Who says he aint cool?!
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=3480eb0c-7481-468e-81ee-996d37913e6b&t=m137&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos
June 27th, 2006 at 9:07 am
Classic Candies Rock! Here’s a number for those who would like to call and try to order - 480-982-6008
Yes, the Crunchy Bars are close to the Violet Crumbles, but the chocolate covering is not quite as good. The center is very close.
Alvie, have you sent the good karma on to 10 people and got them listening to the show? Could be the problem there.
more later…
June 27th, 2006 at 9:09 am
I dont know 10 people…
June 27th, 2006 at 9:11 am
KfK: That was frakkin’ awesome!
June 27th, 2006 at 9:21 am
Oh! I know Ditto! Only 9 to go.
Wait, he already listens to the show…
Damn this chain letter karma!
June 27th, 2006 at 9:29 am
Alvie, I only listen to this show cuz you told me too.
June 27th, 2006 at 9:30 am
No I didn…
Wait! Urm, Yes! Yes I did!
9 to go! Any other takers! Be cool! Be like Ditto! Help me save my karma!
June 27th, 2006 at 9:49 am
Yeah Alvie don’t you remember telling me to listen?
June 27th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Oh yeah!!!!! How do I keep forgetting?? Thanks Smarty!!!!
8 to go for karma sssalvation!
June 27th, 2006 at 10:00 am
I’ll be your friend Alvie
June 27th, 2006 at 10:38 am
Maaaat Da-mon!!!!!!!! makes 3!
And what a 3 at that!
7 more till karmic bliss…
June 27th, 2006 at 10:56 am
OMG.. you are friends with Matt Damon??? Can you introduce me????
and hey Im pretty sure you told Jeremy from Seattle too, but he is probably way too busy working to remind you…. oh yeah working, i need to get back to that….
June 27th, 2006 at 11:24 am
Hey Alvie, remember that night in Vegas. Anyway thanks for recommending Wingin’ It.
June 27th, 2006 at 11:34 am
Dirk buddy…um, Ive never met you… but, urm, listen to WI!! Yeah, heh.
Note to self: Dirk Diggler does not subscribe to “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”.
6 more till, um, life is grand.
June 27th, 2006 at 11:37 am
I love the Frogger music behind Darryl’s VM. Great job, guys, even though you weren’t Terra-fied. Jack, keep it up, you are doing a wonderful job keeping them in line. (But the image of you in platform shoes is truly disturbing - with the Charlie Brown shirt on)
I had to play it twice to catch all of Charlie’s sly comments. Again, great job and I can’t wait until tomorrow!
June 27th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Oh, and thank you ditto…It’s kinda hard to get everything done by Friday, so now the new schedule will be great for people like me.
June 27th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Ok, i’m going to have to try and track down violet crumbles here.
Thanks for the e.
June 27th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
I heart you guys.
You guys rock!
June 27th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Thanks Gil we heart you too!
And Id heart em a lot more as soon as my life is keen!
*nudge nudge*
June 27th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Your life is not “keen”? LOL But you are a keen guy though Alvie!
June 27th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Hey Alvie! Thanks for turning us on to Wingin’ It!
June 27th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
FUCK AN A!!!! WHOOP! Thanx 6 people!!!!!
Wait, I dont feel any different…
June 27th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Bwuahhhh…hahhhhaa….Yes, my evil plan to steal other’s Good Karma has started!!! Soon, you will all be my minions!!!
June 27th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
GIMMIE BACK MY SON!!!!
Er,
MY 6 FRIENDS!!!!
June 27th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
*grumble* We always knew hanging with Alvie would lead to disaster…lie down with dogs, get up with fleas….
June 27th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Alvie- I heart you
June 27th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Oohh Ohh! Tuff words six friends!! Lets see you come out behind your cloak of anonymity!!! Huh!!! Tuff guy!!!
Youre not my real six friends…..
I heart you too Smarty.
June 27th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
We heart Alvie too, and would never say anything mean about him. Sadly, he’s never mentioned this “Winging It” pod-thing to us….
June 27th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
So has anybody actually eaten a…er…AT a Pink Taco?
June 27th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Never been there, but I hear the food is fishy tasting.
Anyone need a big, pink, fish taco?
June 27th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
I don’t understand what the big deal about a big pink taco is, but I know who, I mean where I’m going to be eating when I’m in AZ next. Oh, and Smokin Joe is bringing the mayo. Mmmm….
June 27th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
To: My “real” six friends
Re: You drive me crazy
I dont know you anymore…I thought I did…
But I dont…
June 27th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Charlie, Mike and Karen.. I am offended that adults such as yourself would lower yourselves to participate in such juvenile humor….. actually that is why I heart you all so much. I aim to never be above juvenile humor.
Alvie sweetie, I am worried about you. I believe your 6 “real” friends are assholes, you dont need them. I heard them talking about you when you were not here. I threatened to kick their asses, but Im not sure they were really scared of me.
June 27th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
With Mike and Evo heading to Atlanta for DragonCon, I recommend that they try some of the beers brewed by Sweetwater Brewing Company (local Atlanta brewery).
http://www.sweetwaterbrew.com/
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/273
For Mike, I’d recommend the Sweetwater Exodus Porter; for Evo, the Sweetwater IPA (of course).
June 27th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
For anyone who thinks a SoaP novelization is cool, but does have time for all that reading, there is Soap the comic book adaptation!
http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=7571
June 27th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Grrrr…meh.
June 27th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Snakes On a Plane! Gee, Alvie..I would be your friend…but I am already.
June 28th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Thank you, kind miss.
June 30th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Alvie…you told me to listen to WI! at the pool party right?
September 1st, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Real ringtones…
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