Mike, Jack, and Charlie in da hizz-ouse. Something’s missing… who could it… oh, yeah, The Kick-Ass Mystic Ninjas! Really, people, why are you still listening? Oh, and Evo’s gone, too.
Also on this show:
- Debbie from East Mesa is our studio audience! We like her this week, because she brought chocolate from Classic Candies, or, as I like to call them, Choco Magnum’s.
- Jack practices being Evo.
- First Drink of the Day, once again brought by Charlie: Vertical Epic, from Stone Brewing.
- Goats of the world, beware!
- Get Your Geek Off: Porn… Good or Evil?
- Jack brags about the size of his comment cache.
- A voicemail, on this show? A caller presents some help for when Evo’s not around.
- Jack didn’t care for the new Superman movie. Wait, these guys already saw the new Superman movie? What the fuck!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Any particular reason I wasn’t informed about this? I’m a fucking email away! I mean, Jesus Christ on a crutch, people. Why do you think I do this thankless job? This podcasting sidekick gig hasn’t gotten me any poonani (well, except that one time), the least you can fucking do is tell me about the freaking sneak previews, okay?
- A Scanner Darkly is coming out July 7th. Guess who’s starring in it.
- Jack has been watching the old school BBC The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Netflix people, Netflix.
- Charlie didn’t so much like the recent movie, though.
- Mike is putting out the call. Movies, TV shows, Books, etc. to choose a mate by. Email and voicemail your suggestions.
- A sex(y) researcher studying Mennengasia? What the hell, I’ll buy it, ’cause she found a great cure for the disease.
- Rebeer: Gulden Draak from the brouwerij Van Steenberge. That’s Belgian for “packs a wallop.”
- Scifi Poetry Slam: Wow. Dani just raised the bar. Ok, all you would-be poets, take some notes and send us your stuff!
- Some Duel of the Fates cock-teasing. And some brilliant Farpoint Media pimping.
- A Haiku Moment: I Love Wolverine.
- Ok, I like happy drunks. Really happy drunks. If you have a podcast, it gets mentioned somewhere around this point.
- Ok, call in with your favorite “fuck” sayings. “Fuck a duck” already taken.
- Ewww. I sleep on that bed!
- I really need to consider cutting my vacation short and reigning these guys in. I’m just saying.
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Promos:
The Time Traveler Show
Typical Mac User
MEWI 66 Shopkeeper List:
Shopkeeper Data: No Evo?! Good god, man… who’s gonna be obnoxious… Oh, wait. Mangan’s in the studio.
You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.
General Products: Stone Brewery
Books: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams | HHGG Audio Tapes by BBC | Until Geek’s Guide to Dating gets written, you can read Dating for Dummies by Joy Browne | Dr. Bloodmoney, The Man in the High Castle, Scanner Darkly, The World Jones Made by Philip K. Dick | Spherical Tomi – eBook | Duel of the Fates by Jack Mangan | Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Mistress of the Dragon by Michael R. Mennenga, the only Amazon entry I’ve seen with a name pronunciation guide
Movies: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure | Doctor Who – The Beginning Collection | Dr. Strangelove | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy TOM | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy TOS | I Love You to Death | Johnny Mnemomic | Matrix | Night Shift | Speed | Superman TOM
Music: The Baddest of George Thorogood and the Destroyers
IMDB (Actors): Robert Downey, Jr. | Woody Harrelson | Keanu Reeves | Winona Ryder
IMDB (Movies): A Scanner Darkly
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Wow. That’s frakkin ugly. Are you sure it isn’t dead?
Great show. Hurray for happy beer! And thanks for the compliment, Rhettro!
No, Im not sure Ditto… I just figured thats what dogs looked like in AZ.
I think the dog got the worst end of a duck hunt, if ya know what I mean.
Afraid I do, my friend… Afraid I do…
Poor little Needle Dick the Mosquito Fucker.
I think it just was so hot down in Phx the fur just ignited and that was all that was left underneath.
Spontaneous combustion will do it to you every time.
Phwoooosh.
Giving duck hunt a whole new meaning. Oh dear god!
Hey mike! Where are those pool party files?
Oh…there they are! Glee!
that poor little doggie.. he is so ugly he is cute. Awwwww.
Quit calling Evo ugly!
Hey, Paul. Did you notice new way to count th Mennengasian way?
w00t!!! Summerfest!!!
You know, a few months ago, if you had told me Evo was the calming force that kept the Fairpoint shows in line, I’d have enjoyed a hearty laugh at you.
Yet, here we are again with Evo away and the remaining cast has gone wild.
Evo – the reasonable, responsible adult influence of Wingin’ It!
WOW!
Oh, and don’t take that the wrong way, today’s show was great. Definitely stick with the happy beers.
Are there any more openings at the Tantric University? LOL
Thank you so much for fine compliment. We here at Tantric U take our work very seriously. Many have already applied for treatment, and our researchers are now dealing with the new test subjects using a one-on-one protocol.
However, if you wish to apply for graduate student status, we are accepting applications. Please to send information, picture and bank account number. I will be contacting you…soon.
Karen – No… what did I miss?
Cyut Cyut Cyut!
YeeeeeeeehaW!
Alvie sweetie let the Dukes of Hazzard go. Its wrong and you know it.
Come back to the good side, please.
w00t dont dot!
shes a trickster that Andrea from Chico. City girl!!!!
Weeha!
your name is Cooter. Enough said.
You go girl!
What a fuck. Boooooo Coooter!!!!
You said Cooter
*snicker*
I second the motion Jack put forth . . . phone home, E. T., phone home!!
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