Wingin’ It #66
Mike, Jack, and Charlie in da hizz-ouse. Something’s missing… who could it… oh, yeah, The Kick-Ass Mystic Ninjas! Really, people, why are you still listening? Oh, and Evo’s gone, too.
- Also on this show:
- Debbie from East Mesa is our studio audience! We like her this week, because she brought chocolate from Classic Candies, or, as I like to call them, Choco Magnum’s.
- Jack practices being Evo.
- First Drink of the Day, once again brought by Charlie: Vertical Epic, from Stone Brewing.
- Goats of the world, beware!
- Get Your Geek Off: Porn… Good or Evil?
- Jack brags about the size of his comment cache.
- A voicemail, on this show? A caller presents some help for when Evo’s not around.
- Jack didn’t care for the new Superman movie. Wait, these guys already saw the new Superman movie? What the fuck!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Any particular reason I wasn’t informed about this? I’m a fucking email away! I mean, Jesus Christ on a crutch, people. Why do you think I do this thankless job? This podcasting sidekick gig hasn’t gotten me any poonani (well, except that one time), the least you can fucking do is tell me about the freaking sneak previews, okay?
- A Scanner Darkly is coming out July 7th. Guess who’s starring in it.
- Jack has been watching the old school BBC The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Netflix people, netflix.
- Charlie didn’t so much like the recent movie, though.
- Mike is putting out the call. Movies, TV shows, Books, etc. to choose a mate by. Email and voicemail your suggestions.
- A sex(y) researcher studying Mennengasia? What the hell, I’ll buy it, ’cause she found a great cure for the disease.
- Rebeer: Gulden Draak from the brouwerij Van Steenberge. That’s Belgian for “packs a wallop.”
- Scifi Poetry Slam: Wow. Dani just raised the bar. Ok, all you would-be poets, take some notes and send us your stuff!
- Some Duel of the Fates cock-teasing. And some brilliant Farpoint Media pimping.
- A Haiku Moment: I Love Wolverine.
- Ok, I like happy drunks. Really happy drunks. If you have a podcast, it gets mentioned somewhere around this point.
- Ok, call in with your favorite “fuck” sayings. “Fuck a duck” already taken.
- Ewww. I sleep on that bed!
- I really need to consider cutting my vacation short and reigning these guys in. I’m just saying.
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Promos:
The Time Traveler Show
Typical Mac User
MEWI 66 Shopkeeper List:
Shopkeeper Data: No Evo?! Good god, man… who’s gonna be obnoxious… Oh, wait. Mangan’s in the studio.
You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.
General Products: Stone Brewery
Books: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams | HHGG Audio Tapes by BBC | Until Geek’s Guide to Dating gets written, you can read Dating for Dummies by Joy Browne | Dr. Bloodmoney, The Man in the High Castle, Scanner Darkly, The World Jones Made by Philip K. Dick | Spherical Tomi – eBook | Duel of the Fates by Jack Mangan | Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Mistress of the Dragon by Michael R. Mennenga, the only Amazon entry I’ve seen with a name pronunciation guide
Movies: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure | Doctor Who – The Beginning Collection | Dr. Strangelove | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy TOM | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy TOS | I Love You to Death | Johnny Mnemomic | Matrix | Night Shift | Speed | Superman TOM
Music: The Baddest of George Thorogood and the Destroyers
IMDB (Actors): Robert Downey, Jr. | Woody Harrelson | Keanu Reeves | Winona Ryder
IMDB (Movies): Scanner Darkly
June 27th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
Jack should forever be referred to as Evo 2.0 when he is subbing for Evo 1.0
June 28th, 2006 at 12:30 am
Cool show. Porn could be summed up in one name Belladonna. She’s cool, hot, sweet, and twisted all at the same time.
Favorite fuck catch phrase: Go take a flying fuck you fuckwipe.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:53 am
Oh Yeah! Jack you rock, but this is the second time you let the deadpan slip.
Thanks for the heads up on Superman.
June 28th, 2006 at 3:25 am
iTunes is saying this file for show 66 is corrupt. Mike can you take a look at it?
Thanks
June 28th, 2006 at 7:15 am
Mr. Charlie:
Its called slow work days. ALOT of ‘em. Jealousy does not become you, sir….
Mike: Not stolen! Not stolen! Just borrowed for a while…
June 28th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Now that the comments on my last show have hit double digits, I’ve calmed down a titch…
Thanks for the tough love, Alvie
June 28th, 2006 at 7:37 am
Jeez Charlie, where is the love?? Why can’t you leave us be? Maybe thats why we moved to Deadpan becasue there is no love for us here
June 28th, 2006 at 7:38 am
All you have to do is say the word, Mr. Beer. Youre comments can be in the hundreds in no time…
June 28th, 2006 at 7:40 am
Smartie Hoppy?
June 28th, 2006 at 7:41 am
“Youre”? “Youre”? Jesus…maybe you dont want me commenting…
June 28th, 2006 at 7:42 am
Oh, Dirks back…
June 28th, 2006 at 7:44 am
Andrea–you are the beating heart and sweet soul of any comment section…
And Mr. Alvie…you’re the cutting wit and slightly scary social commentary…
Y’all are hearted and hawsome.
That being said, I think maybe we can keep SoB comments related to beer (now if a hundred beer-related comments show up, well….)
June 28th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Dirk Diggler!!! My phone number is 773- oh damn I dont want everyone calling me. Oh well.
Charlie Ive left you a comment so you don’t feel left out.
June 28th, 2006 at 7:47 am
Charlie, thank you for your kind words. I just noticed my comment to you is being moderated. Am I not good enough for speaking of beer?
June 28th, 2006 at 7:57 am
Back to Wingin It. Im still llistening, but I have to say I am really enjoying all the conversation between segments. You 4 seem to have a nice chemistry, or maybe the beer is affecting the attitude as you say.
June 28th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Needle Dick the Mosquito Fucker… for once, Im speachless…
[come back soon Evo] And a really nicey nice show everyone! I felt the love tween you all! [/come back soon Evo]
June 28th, 2006 at 8:13 am
Wow Dani! Nice job!
June 28th, 2006 at 8:42 am
Andrea, that moderation thing always happens the first time. Nothing personal. (first times are always a little awkward, huh?)
June 28th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Charlie– thanks. Yes the first time is always awkward
Ive decided that Wingin It #66 is the Hippy Love Fest show
I feel sorry for Debbie. I would of been freightened to be the only girl in that conversation.
June 28th, 2006 at 8:57 am
“That gives duck hunt a whole new meaning”
priceless
June 28th, 2006 at 9:06 am
Fuckin’ hippies. I hate ‘em.
…oh, wait…
June 28th, 2006 at 9:10 am
Please… the first time is the ONLY cool time since you dont know enough to “care about what happens to the other person”. When youre done, youre done. Its the only time you can claim ignorance. Its beautiful…
June 28th, 2006 at 9:15 am
Wabbit Season!
June 28th, 2006 at 9:30 am
I am not going to comment until I have heard the show…
…er.
June 28th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Duc’ k Hunt? LOL
June 28th, 2006 at 9:41 am
Pooped out a Peep-Cake! Rad!
June 28th, 2006 at 9:47 am
OMG!!! “This gives ‘Duck Hunt’ a whole new meaning” Thanks, Jack. My sanity or lack thereof is no longer an issue here at work. I Have been snickering and chuckling for the last 3 hours as I replay what can only be termed “Love Shack Wingin It Style”.
Charlie, don’t ever change. I’ll admit it took the both of you (Jack+Charlie) to replace He Who Never Was, but what a combo. If this is what we can look forward to for the next month, I am delirious with joy.
June 28th, 2006 at 10:26 am
Well allright backhanded compliment!!!
June 28th, 2006 at 10:39 am
LOL Nicely done! Nicely done! Bravo! Bravo!
June 28th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Best_Slice_of_SciFi_Evar!
June 28th, 2006 at 10:53 am
I conquer!
Er..concur.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:12 am
With a tiny offense to Evo, I kinda like the show better without him. The other great characters, Jack, Charlie, etc, actually get to come out and shine.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:13 am
Duckunt?
June 28th, 2006 at 11:23 am
“With a tiny offense to Evo, I kinda like the show better without him.”
Yeah, ok Jason. You just get back over where you belong. You know…
Mike, delete that comment from the board please…tis a ridiculous claim…
June 28th, 2006 at 11:27 am
The show’s sort of like beer. It’s best to have it well-balanced, but occasionally its good to try one that’s a little sweet (#66) or a little bitter (#64). However, a steady diet of either gets pretty gross. Hey, by that analogy, Evo represents hops. I think he’d like that.
Yes, everything DOES relate to beer in my mind…
June 28th, 2006 at 11:31 am
Hey I have a preference and I spoke my mind. If youve got a problem with it Alvie, then suck it up.
Charlie: that is a great analogy. I just think we dont get enough of the sweet.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:31 am
Wow, that was inspired…nice.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:33 am
Evo uber alles!
June 28th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Ja Ja! Das ist richtig!!!!
June 28th, 2006 at 11:46 am
I had a lot of fun doing the show this weekend. . . . Boy, I can be a potty-mouth. . . . That Golden Draak was some good stuff.
WI! needs SMEJ.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:57 am
I think that should now be “JECSMJ”.
Dammit, need another name that starts with a vowel.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Alvie, move to Phoenix, come on the show, and then it can be JAMJECS.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Charlie said “Yes, everything DOES relate to beer in my mind…”
Thank God, my friends all thought it was just me like that! Charlie you rock!
June 28th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
DONE!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie, its up to you to convince the wife and kids…
June 28th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Alvie, do it for the beer!
June 28th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Thomas, you cause me to blush…
Alvie’s wife & kids: come on down! It’s 110 in the shade, the swimming pools feel like vats of human sweat, and the sidewalks give you 2nd degree burns….um…I’m not doing a very good job, am I?
June 28th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Um, Charlie… remind me nevar to appoint you as U.N. ambassador.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
What you talkin about Willis? Er, Um Alvie!
He would make a stellar Ambassador of Beer!
June 28th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Well OF BEER of course he would!!!!
June 28th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
P.S – Way to go Phoenix. Another crowning achievement…
http://www.ksdk.com/news/watercooler/hot_topics_article.aspx?storyid=99364
June 28th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Wow. That’s frakkin ugly. Are you sure it isn’t dead?
June 28th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Great show. Hurray for happy beer! And thanks for the compliment, Rhettro!
June 28th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
No, Im not sure Ditto… I just figured thats what dogs looked like in AZ.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
I think the dog got the worst end of a duck hunt, if ya know what I mean.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Afraid I do, my friend… Afraid I do…
Poor little Needle Dick the Mosquito Fucker.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
I think it just was so hot down in Phx the fur just ignited and that was all that was left underneath.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Spontaneous combustion will do it to you every time.
Phwoooosh.
June 28th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Giving duck hunt a whole new meaning. Oh dear god!
Hey mike! Where are those pool party files?
June 28th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Oh…there they are! Glee!
June 28th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
that poor little doggie.. he is so ugly he is cute. Awwwww.
June 28th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Quit calling Evo ugly!
June 28th, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Hey, Paul. Did you notice new way to count th Mennengasian way?
June 29th, 2006 at 9:18 am
w00t!!! Summerfest!!!
June 29th, 2006 at 10:07 am
You know, a few months ago, if you had told me Evo was the calming force that kept the Fairpoint shows in line, I’d have enjoyed a hearty laugh at you.
Yet, here we are again with Evo away and the remaining cast has gone wild.
Evo – the reasonable, responsible adult influence of Wingin’ It!
WOW!
Oh, and don’t take that the wrong way, today’s show was great. Definitely stick with the happy beers.
June 29th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Are there any more openings at the Tantric University? LOL
June 29th, 2006 at 11:52 am
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However, if you wish to apply for graduate student status, we are accepting applications. Please to send information, picture and bank account number. I will be contacting you…soon.
June 29th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Karen – No… what did I miss?
June 30th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Cyut Cyut Cyut!
July 1st, 2006 at 10:17 am
YeeeeeeeehaW!
July 1st, 2006 at 11:03 am
Alvie sweetie let the Dukes of Hazzard go. Its wrong and you know it.
Come back to the good side, please.
July 1st, 2006 at 12:48 pm
w00t dont dot!
shes a trickster that Andrea from Chico. City girl!!!!
Weeha!
July 1st, 2006 at 4:13 pm
your name is Cooter. Enough said.
July 1st, 2006 at 9:43 pm
You go girl!
What a fuck. Boooooo Coooter!!!!
July 2nd, 2006 at 12:42 pm
You said Cooter
*snicker*
July 3rd, 2006 at 8:56 am
I second the motion Jack put forth . . . phone home, E. T., phone home!!
September 1st, 2006 at 6:04 pm
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