Wingin’ It #66: Voicemail Show
In the studio we have Mike, Mike’s wife, Jack, and Doug the Trivia Guy. You know, the usual.
Our in studio guest today: Chris from Tempe brought cheesecake, and Steve the Guitar expands his beer horizons.
First Drink of the Day: Steve’s not so much enjoying Evo’s IPA. Hellziggy sent us some Gray’s Oatmeal Stout and an IPA, Jack and Doug down the Coopers Vintage Ale, Steve is also trying the Sparkling Ale. Chris tries the Coopers Dark Ale, ’cause apparently she needs some hair on her chest.
- And now the voicemails:
- Reaver from Madison loving the show and google searches.
- “Cool” and “Band Geek” don’t go in the same sentence? You do remember Alyson Hannigan, right?
- Steven from Michigan lurved show 66. Doug lurved Spherical Tomi.
- Some other caller didn’t lurve show 66 so much.
- Mark from Memphis: Does some Evo teasing.
- Andrea from Chicago hearts Evo, but doesn’t think we should heart each other so much.
- Dani in NC shares some movies to choose a mate by… or not.
- Enormous from Australia talking about movie distrib… ZZzzzzzzz.
- Dave from Ottawa listening to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.
- Steven from Michigan pimping GeekShow.us
- Michael in Nashville thinks Monty Python and the Holy Grail could be a relationship breaker. I agree. If your SO doesn’t like it, drop ‘em. Also, a good F-bomb phrase.
- According to Chaz from DC, Jon Stewart loves the Pink Taco.
- The guys are lazy, want you to create some Farpoint Media ringtones, so they can profit from your labor. They’re calling it a “contest.”
- Yooper gives us a porn moment.
- Reaver explains the scoring in roller der… ZZzzzzzz… Uh, wait, what’s that about chocolate stout?
- Alex from Missouri found the novelization for Snakes on a Plane.
- Steve is fuckin’ brilliant!
- Mike from Miami reviews Superman.
- A caller wants some more TD0013. And we deliver.
- Arry from Boston lost a relationship to a movie he didn’t even see.
- STEVE IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
- Alvie in Boulder has an epiphany watching Wing Commander.
- Maaatt Daaaamon!
- Alvie in Boulder found his wedding ring! And his wife is none the wiser.
- Alvie is so going to lose his wife.
- Andrea was at the Chicago gay pride parade, as was Sulu.
- Mike from the Riverbend has an explanation for the mean vs. happy drunk shows.
DozeDoz in KS singing the praises of Benny Hill.- Darryl from Austin got out of work early due to a fire. Lucky bastard.
- Darren from St. Louis tells us about the Snakes on a Plane comic book.
- Thomas from Flagstaff lurves Evo, and will slap Summer down if she keeps trash talking his man.
- Paul from Des Moines bemoans the Chicago Bean Sculpture. And that is how the show ends.
Chris from Tempe. I don’t know how to say this, but you talk way too much. I mean, we’d love to have you back, but seriously, try to keep it down next time.
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
July 4th, 2006 at 9:48 am
It’s Doz, but you were close!
Good job.
July 4th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Matt…Damon….hehe America, fuck yeah!
July 4th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Coming yer way to save the Mother Fucking day…
July 4th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Fake tits…fuck yeah, sushi..fuck yeah, Taco Bell…fuck yeah.
July 4th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
SO lick my butt and suck on Ma Bawlz!
July 5th, 2006 at 4:43 am
*guitar riff*
July 5th, 2006 at 5:06 am
Look out – Mangan is taking over!
July 5th, 2006 at 6:19 am
Alvie, what is the Matt Damon obsession? I mean I agree, I think he is worthy of obsessing over, but I am just curious.
I cant believe Paul dissed on my city. I am so upset. Chicago rules.
July 5th, 2006 at 7:03 am
To: Andrea
Re: “Matt Damon obsession”
My dear, it is not so much a Matt Damon obsession; rathe,r scenes from Team America are running thru my head at all times. Tis such a grand movie. “Matt Damon” is just one such delightful portion of said film. Indeed, J.C understands as he has been helping me with said movie’s lyrically genious theme song (see posts 2-6). Nay, dear Andrea, mine fault is not an obsession with one Maaat Da-mon; mine is an unhealth obsession with all things Matt Stone/Trey Parker. Indeed, they put the shpadoinkle in my day….
Save for Orgazmo… that kinda blew.
July 5th, 2006 at 7:15 am
To: Alvie
Re: “Matt Damon obsession that is really a Matt Stone/trey Parker obsession
I understand now. Go on with yo bad self. I will continue to carry my torch for Matt Damon.
July 5th, 2006 at 7:50 am
To: Smarty
RE: An unhealthy obsession
Extinguish that torch, girlie. Itll come back to burn you both figuratively and literally.
July 5th, 2006 at 7:52 am
Maaaatt Daamon.
July 5th, 2006 at 7:55 am
WELL ALLLLRIGHT!!!!!!!!
July 5th, 2006 at 8:02 am
To: Alvie
Re: An unhealthy obsession
You are so right. Thank you for the intervention. But I do enjoy some of my unhealthy obsessions, can I keep the other ones?
July 5th, 2006 at 8:04 am
Durka durka
July 5th, 2006 at 8:09 am
Muhammed Jihad!!!!!
Yes, Andrea, you may.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:16 am
This show’s givin me a headache.
MMMMa!
July 5th, 2006 at 8:23 am
Ima start the “stop hatin Evo” campain.
Chant:
Hell no
Evo wont Go
Now fuck yourselves.
Yep. It starts.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:28 am
and I say: Let Evo have a nice long vacation. More Mangan.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:29 am
I agree Alvie.. I called the vm line this morning and gave Evo props.
I heart Evo and miss him.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:41 am
Yeah, Jasons trying to tempt me into an Evo vs. Mangan debate.
No No NO…. Jason is evil.
Hell no
Evo wont Go
Now fuck yourselves.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Yes Evo and Jack Mangan are too different. One is not better than the other.
But it is the dynamic of Mike and Evo as hosts, with the others are guests that makes the Wingin It we love.
Jason you are evil, you will be destroyed.
Hey Alvie maybe Zed can help you destroy Jason.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:45 am
The Stirer strikes again!
Jason- The only full blooded Deadpanite! Mangan for President of Podcasts.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:54 am
You cant hope to defeat me…I have the high ground.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:00 am
Jason, Jason, Jason- no one is arguing the hawsome-ness that is Mangan. But Mangan is the deadpan, this is Michael & Evo’s Wingin It and that is how it shall be.
I have enough love for Evo and Jack.
and Mike and Joe and TD and Charlie and Vader etc.. etc…..
July 5th, 2006 at 9:00 am
That was a stoopid line in that movie and its a stoopid line here.
Andrea, Zed, time-a kick ass….
July 5th, 2006 at 9:02 am
Nope sorry +10 high ground.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:03 am
No Jason you are wrong.
I am a woman I am smarter than you- accept it
July 5th, 2006 at 9:04 am
Oh….THAT highground…..
I dont play that way. You lose.
I am aslo smarterer…
July 5th, 2006 at 9:05 am
Bah! Smarts mean nothing when I have the high ground.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:06 am
Alvie dont make me send Angry Hulk Kal-El after you. You dont want broke Tomis.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Jason, I have breasts- I win.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:12 am
CURSES! Foiled again!
Damn you breasts, why do you must win? WHYYYY??!?!?!
July 5th, 2006 at 9:13 am
Cause theyre multi-faceted.
Titties rock.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:16 am
They win because you cannot resist them.
They are strong, and you are weak.
All hail breasts!!!!!
July 5th, 2006 at 9:18 am
and they are the feeder of babies.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:24 am
Damn babies!!!! Takin up me boobie time!!!!
July 5th, 2006 at 9:53 am
“I’m holding out for a woman made entirely of breasts”
-Eddie Izzard
July 5th, 2006 at 11:15 am
“Babies taste of chicken”
-also Eddie Izzard
July 5th, 2006 at 11:39 am
God bless Eddie Izzard
July 5th, 2006 at 11:52 am
I know the Church of England does.
July 5th, 2006 at 11:58 am
God save the Queen
and her facist regime
July 5th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Eh! Oy! Dats mine!
*mimble munmble mumble*
July 5th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Regrets, I’ve had a few. But then again, too few to mention….
July 5th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
I was the drummer! Member me! Member me!!!
*sigh*
Guess not…
July 5th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
You ‘memberrrr.
July 5th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
Dont forget about me. Sid! SID!!!!!!!! Wheres my heroin?? SSSIIIIIDDD!!!!!
July 5th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Hi everyone! I played guitar!
*sigh*
Now I know how Paul Cook feels….
July 5th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Hi everyone! Member when I was in Metallica!!
*sigh*
That was awesome…
July 5th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Yeah but you got sick of me because I talk way too fucking much. Why wont I shut up? and Hey! Stop downloading my music!
July 5th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
alvieinboulderisthefuckinshiznit.com
this needs to exist.. make it so Alvie. I love it.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Word, my friend. Thanks for lookin.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
Er…I mean…
Grar grarar growl! I fucking love rock…
eh, fuck it.
July 6th, 2006 at 6:04 am
rok n rull!!!! you cnt ndrstnd wht im saing!
fck you!
Hail satan
666
July 6th, 2006 at 7:33 am
Heh? Shpeak up shunny…
Heh? Waz zat?
*crack!*
AH! MY HIP!
July 6th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Ha HA!!!
Yes Dio you are even older then me!
Look at how well I can still shake my ass!!!
July 6th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Ay, that IS a nice ass…..
July 6th, 2006 at 8:27 am
his ass is mine Rob
July 6th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Ay, bassists dont get dibs…
I saw his ass first….
July 6th, 2006 at 10:12 am
David my husband. i always knew you and Mick ahd a thing. Dancing in The Streets was wrong and you know it.
July 6th, 2006 at 10:32 am
You guys are sooooo gay.
July 6th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Fire Bad!
July 6th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Yeah, hi, thats MY line.
Find another phrase for your pyrotechnic disasters.
July 6th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Hey! Who the fuck are you James Hetfield?
Hail satan
July 6th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Thank you, Fire.
Praise Jesus.
July 6th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Your welcome
Praise Me
July 6th, 2006 at 11:11 am
Fire, go away.
This is Wingin It and I alone rule here. Although Andrea wishes that it was Vodka instead of beer.
I am beer, love me.
July 6th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Wont someone please drink ME???
July 6th, 2006 at 11:24 am
I once went to see Canibal Corpse with these metal head friends of mine and we drank zima and vodka mixed…. thats a one way ticket to praying to the porcelain God in the morning.
BTW- Alvie your web links on your name kill me. I never noticed you did that… funny
July 6th, 2006 at 11:24 am
Shut up Andrea.
Zima you suck
July 6th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Whoa there beer.
You sound bitter…
Im clear and fruity.
Everyone should love me.
*giggle*
“Fruity”.
July 6th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Yes I am bitter.
I am Double Bastard.
and you are fruity
(not that there is anything wrong with that)
Fru-t-oh-t-bar
July 6th, 2006 at 11:58 am
Stop taking my name in vain! All of you! Im delicious and I make the kids quazy!
July 6th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Time for Lunch
Time for Fries
Time to kiss hunger goodbye
July 6th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
I can kill you with my mind
July 6th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
That is so hot….
Kill me River…
July 6th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Easy there Alvie, your perversions are showing
July 6th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
and this is different from any other day of the week how exactly Andrea?
July 6th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Good point Thomas- I love perversions anyway so bring it on Alvie.
Thomas? Do you have any perversions to share with the class?
July 6th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Id like to talk bout my perversions if I may…
July 6th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
you are all sinners and will suffer eternal damnation!!
Hail Satan.
July 6th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Stop with the “Hails!”
Jesus, my ears are ringing…
July 6th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Well Im sorry to hear that.
July 6th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
I must confess to a thing for French and English accents, especially if the woman speaks German as well.
July 6th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Satan! Jesus! Go to your rooms!
Didn’t I tell you to stay away from these evil podcasts!
July 6th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Thomas my dear, thats no perversion… S&M is a perversion… accents are good, dont get me wrong- but not a perversion.
July 6th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Umm… now I forgot
July 6th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!
July 6th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Alvie- so what are you trying to say with that website name there
July 6th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
YAY KAREN!!!!!!!!
July 6th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
*grumble*
July 6th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Well, then I have no perversions, but I promise I’ll work on that.
*crosses heart*
July 6th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Poor Alvie, his uh…. name… isn’t long enough
Thomas– its okay. Keep working on it.
July 6th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
To: Smarty
Re: “Name length” joke
Thanks. I heart you too.
July 6th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Don’t worry, Alvie. It’s not the length of your name, it’s what it means. Uh, well, maybe you should change your name to Jimmy.
Or Jody.
Or Timmy.
Hell, never mind.
July 6th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
No internet at home since Sunday, it wasn’t bad before but the weekend approaches. I don’t think I can handle not hearing the live feed. *hand tremors* Need my live fix!
July 6th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
A friend with internet is a friend indeed. I’ll be looking for you on Saturday. Hope you get connected!
July 6th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
I am giving serious thought to finiding a local bar with wifi and listening on headphones. That wouldn’t look excessively geeky would it? Okay I know the answer, besides the random laughter from the guy with a laptop might get weird.
July 6th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
To: Alvie
Re: “Name length” Joke
You are welcome sir!
Have a pleasant day
July 6th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
To: Thomas
Re: random laughter from the geek guy with a laptop
Yeah I wouldn’t advise doing that Thomas
July 6th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Nay.
Pleasant day.
Nevermore.
gothtard as fuck.
July 6th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Dammit!
Pulled an Andrea…
July 6th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Excuse me?
Pulled an Andrea??
why you little…..
July 6th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
To: Alvie
From: Smarty
Re: Your insolence
This is war.
July 6th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Woot! Back online only 45 minutes of tech support hell. But at least they got it working.
July 6th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
To: Hottie
From: Alvie
Im shocked you know how to spell, let alone KNOW the word “insolence…
Hey, you wanted blood, you got it…
P.S. This “Damned” is a movie coming out in the UK?
July 6th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
P.P.S I TOLD you not to call me little…
July 6th, 2006 at 10:38 pm
To: Alvie
From: Smarty
Re: Shock and awe
Alvie darling, you are correct I asked for blood… reminds me of a Whigs song:
“Nobody cuts me quite like you do, and Nobody bleeds quite like I do”
Sexy
Ok you are off the hook. No more war.
July 6th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
PS- Im not sure about that Damned movie– looks cool eh?
PPS- I promise never to use small or little ever again when speaking of you
July 7th, 2006 at 7:06 am
Wow. I wish all wars ended this easily.
July 7th, 2006 at 7:20 am
Amen brotha