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The Way Star Wars Should Have Ended

Ever think that maybe Star Wars could of turned out a bit different if the Imperial comander had taken a moment to think things through?

Check out this short clip. You may look at the movie in a whole new way.


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This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 at 7:55 pm and is filed under trifle. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

37 Responses to “The Way Star Wars Should Have Ended”

  1. Alvie Says:
    July 12th, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Yeah thats….

    Oh look!!!!!!!! ASIAN PORN!!!!!!! THANX MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Jason C. Says:
    July 12th, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    yeah..no thanks. The more you poke holes into movies the less fun they become. I mean if everyo…Wait What?!?! Asian Porn!!?!? *runs to catch up with alvie*

  3. Kurt Says:
    July 12th, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    If Evo liked that one, he’ll just love this one:

    http://howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/The_Matrix.html

  4. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:
    July 12th, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    My computer wont let me watch this. I am so mad.

  5. Rhettro Says:
    July 12th, 2006 at 9:41 pm

    I’m thankful that I wasn’t the only one who thought “ASIAN PORN!!!” LOL

  6. Doz in KS Says:
    July 12th, 2006 at 10:45 pm

    Asian Porn!
    Oh hey look Star Wars!!!!

  7. Jim in Ohio Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 12:17 am

    Asian porn IS the way Star Wars should have ended.

  8. Kaylick Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 3:12 am

    *sighs, shaking her head* You guys just don’t get it.

    And by the way…. why Asian Porn…. why not Hentai Porn Clip

    Besides, some of us Geeks like the way Star Wars originally eneded….. gave us more stuff to watch later.

  9. Gil Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 5:31 am

    Nice! Serves me right for checking out the clip at work.

    Blocked!

    Your organization’s Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

    Reason:
    The Websense category “Sex” is filtered.

    I should have known.

    Curse you Mennennnnannaga…Mennennamanga…Mike!

  10. Alvie Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 6:49 am

    AH HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    Fuckin Gil, man.

    Kaylick: Oh, we get it. We sooooooo get it.

  11. Jeremy from Seattle Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 7:50 am

    Kaylick: I tried to get the henai porn, but you have to sign up for all kinds of crap….lame.

    So I’m reading some of the comments on the porn clips and I’m thinking, “Wholly crap these are all kids or something!”

    Comments like, “real sex no one moans. if u had sex u would know that!in porn moaning is for show and your dick lol” and “I could make that bitch moan lol…”

    Andrea, its a WMV. You need to get Windows Media Player for mac or there is a codec for Quicktime called flip4mac which I prefer.

  12. Alvie Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 7:52 am

    awesome sex i moan its hard double ok!

  13. Gil Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 7:54 am

    Thanks Alvie! :P

    This is a good one to wrap your brain around though:

    http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php

  14. Kurt Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 8:12 am

    Gil, try the other alternate ending I posted above. The SW film is also available there. And, sadly, no Asian Porn. ;)

  15. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 8:13 am

    I tired to get that flip4Mac thing and it said it does not work on the Intel Mac

  16. Gil Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 8:34 am

    Kurt! Thank you, but alas:

    Your organization’s Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

    Reason:
    The Websense category “MP3 and Audio Download Services” is filtered.

    Sucks to be me!!!! LOL

  17. Alvie Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 8:46 am

    Poor Gil.

  18. Thomas Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 8:47 am

    Don’t run Windows at home and work won’t let me see it, better luck next I suppose.

  19. Barry Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 9:15 am

    My virgin eyes were sooo shocked! ;)

    I admit that years ago I did wonder why Leia went to the Rebel base when she knew they were being tracked and why did an interstellar spaceship need to orbit around a planet. Looking back on it, I should have seen the signs that Lucas had the potential for stories like Eps 1, 2, and 3 in him.

  20. Gil Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 9:48 am

    …Leia went to the Rebel base when she knew they were being tracked…

    What?!?!?

    When did this happen?!?!

    I’ve only seen 1, 2 and 3 so does this happen in 4?

  21. Michael R. Mennenga Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 10:02 am

    Wow guys, I didn’t realize you were so starved for internet Asian porn. ;-)

    Flip for mac does not work on the Intel Mac, so you need to get VLC player. This is good for AVI files too. In fact, if it does not play on anything else, it will play on VLC. If they only had a better interface, they would rule the video player world.

    Oh, stay away from the porn clips that require you to load software or sign up. You’re inbox will be overflowing with new sex products overnight.

  22. Gil Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 10:33 am

    Oh, stay away from the porn clips that require you to load software or sign up. You’re inbox will be overflowing with new sex products overnight.

    Now how would you know that Mike? ;)

  23. Josh Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    …wait a second.
    There was a clip?

  24. Rhettro Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    “You’re inbox will be overflowing with new sex products overnight.” I think my innuendo detector just pegged.

  25. Alvie Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    Ima get me an Asian Pr0n Queen….

    5w337…

  26. Mark in St. Louis Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    You know, Mike, you could have typed in four simple letters (for instance, NSFW), and saved me some trouble at work.

    Thanks!

  27. Michael R. Mennenga Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Hell, this whole site is NSFW these days. Kinda thought it was a given.

    ;P

  28. Jeremy from Seattle Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    Andrea, the price you pay for being cutting edge. I use VLC too, it works well.

    But Windows Media Player should play it just fine, and you can just open the url in the player and bypass the pr0n.

  29. Jeremy from Seattle Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    Oh, stay away from the porn clips that require you to load software or sign up. You’re inbox will be overflowing with new sex products overnight.

    Methinks Mike knows this from experience.

  30. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    I will download VLC now…. thank you.

    I refuse to have anything with the word “windows” on my Mac.

  31. Jason C. Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    Jeremy- Its why you use a crap email account duh. I mean I would never do such a thing.

  32. Barry Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    Andrea, just get a dual boot Mac/Windows for those few occasions when you need Windows stuff.

    Yes, I know I just asked you to spend $1000 - $1500. I’m very free with other people’s money. :D

  33. fred Says:
    July 13th, 2006 at 10:43 pm

    That was fooking fuuny. I said we’re in range now!

  34. Alvie Says:
    July 14th, 2006 at 7:13 am

    “Oh! Im ready fo it”!

    Shit. Sorry. GOt that fucking song from 3 posts up in my damn head.

  35. Jeremy from Seattle Says:
    July 14th, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    She does smell like pee, I met her.

  36. Jeremy from Seattle Says:
    July 14th, 2006 at 1:19 pm

    I have now watched most of the pr0n on this site and it bores me….

    Pr0n, Good or Evil??

  37. Alvie Says:
    July 15th, 2006 at 9:43 am

    Pr0n - both. Its like going to an all you can eat buffet. Sum shit good, sum shit bad, but you nevar know till you ingest it….

    Im hungry….

    For Schmorgasspr0n.

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