This week on Wingin’ It! Mike, Mike’s wife, Jack, and Joe.
The studio audience: Chris from Tempe, our cheesecake goddess. (After this was recorded, Joe had a piece. Damn, they weren’t exaggerating.)
First Drink of the Day: More Sake Bombers! And Mike splooges.
- And now for something completely different:
- Get Your Geek Off: a question from The Computer King… Sex for the hefty geek.
- We talk to Ian about what we can expect from next week’s show.
- A Different Point of View: TD0013 responds to some of his critics.
- By the way, have you noticed the love TD0013 is getting from the ladies? Damn!
- Mike reviews Psych.
- Mike just rips his goddam toenail off.
- Rebeer: Warm Sake, very good for you! And Jack has some more Grotten Brown. Hey, have some money burning holes in your pockets? Call Magnum’s at 1-866-342-4427 (1-866-34-CIGAR)
- A Haiku Moment: Ode to Farscape.
- Spherical Tomi is now in print! Buy it for the girl-on-girl action!
- Joe has a boring story from work.
- Scifi Poetry Slam: The Future
- Jack Pimp 2.0. Check out the artwork at jackmangan.com
- New beer openers are here!
- Where the hell is the Brooklyn Bruise Man!?!
- Deep Thought of the Week: Animal Adoption
- Jack will be MCing the Masquerade Ball a CopperCon.
- Mike’s schedule.
- Mike begs for money. Next show, he’ll roll over and shake hands. For money.
- Joe’s birthday: July 10, 1972.
Promos:
Dragon*Con TV
The ADD Cast
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Firsties!
Sorry, couldn’t help it…
Quote from Joe:
“Spherical Tomi is now in print! Buy it for the girl-on-girl action!”
Hmm…I feel there is inspiration for a “porn moment” here.
***rubs chins***
Happy belated birthday Mr. Murphy!!!!!!!!!
Sweet baby Jesus!
P.S. Splooge!
REMEMBER PEOPLE
THERE WILL BE NO LIVE FEED THIS WEEK FOR WINGIN’ IT, NOR WILL THERE BE A VOICEMAIL SHOW AS IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH WORK FOR US.
IF ANYBODY WOULD LIKE TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ME WITH ANY IDEAS OR SUGGESTIONS, I AM AVAILABLE AT therantingscotsman@gmail.com.
LETS HOPE THE PLACE IS STILL ALIVE BY THE TIME WE FINISH RECORDING
THE SHOW SHOULD BE OUT AS NORMAL ON WEDNESDAY
Sixthiese!! Splooge? For some reason I thought that it was spelled spluge, but I don’t recall ever seeing it in print. LOL
Clearly, the kings English dictates that the “ooh” sound in “splooge” be done with double – oh’s.
Thus sayeth the king.
Ian…..Geez dude…no need to shout during a rant…..Caps Lock man!
:::runs and hides from the angry scotsman :::
I meant to put in a warning in at the start of the original post but I went back instead of posting it, duh!!!
Joe!!! Happy Birthday my fellow Cancer!!
I send you a Marilyn Monroe style Happy Birthday.
“Happy Birthday Mr Pocket Rocket”
Heh…”Cancer”.
So is there going to be a live feed Saturday? I am not sure the caps made it clear.
Can Mrs Mike be on the show every week???
Agreed, Mike’s wife is GREAT!!!
If I had teachers like her, I’d probably spent more time in class =-)
-(RE)-
Get your Naked Party Clothes on Mr. Murphy!!!!
And see, the wives are what make the show! LOL
The partner thing shows up when people are committed and not married, like have been together for along time and haven’t tied the knot.
Wives indeed make a difference…as do husbands. I prefer to see my husband as a complimentary part of a team, who has distinct skills and virtues. Without his gentle reminders to put the cap on the toothpaste, or the virtuoso flair with which he opens stubborn jars, the amazing talent he has with installing light bulbs, where would I be?
Meh. The whole marriage system is fuckin flawed.
Still sleeping on the couch from the ring thing huh Alvie?
What was that, Alvie? Still waiting for the wife to thaw? Just set the new phone to “Vibrate” and call yourself over and over and over…
Not at all. She was nevar angry about it. Now if she hadnt found it, I cant guarantee shed still be as cool as she was…
Marraige is just a joke in general. I prefer the lease system. You dont like who your wuth? Trade him/her in after 5 years. Totally help with the divorce rate. Folks be happier.
Also “marriage”.
Also “with”.
[shameless plug] Yes, Spherical Tomi is now in print. Available at Genre Mall, and soon at Shocklines.com and ProjectPulp.com w00t! [/shameless plug]
Have fun with the show this weekend, guys and girl(s)!
ugh No mike if Psych became all serious all the time, itll just be another police drama, that just has a twist.
After thinking about it I can kinda understand what your saying about Psych Mike, but I still dont want to see it go serious.
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Thanks to Jack for the pimpage of my “art” if you want to call it such.
Alvie, I’m not big on the whole marriage idea, either. Just doesn’t make sense to me, and my parents had a wonderful marriage (my mom has passed away).
I mean, until just a few decades ago, the idea of divorce was horrifying. Such a morally terrible thing. Now, c’mon. There is no other decision, none, in which it is considered morally wrong to realize you made a mistake and change your mind. Try one line of work, if it doesn’t work out, try another. Move to one city, doesn’t work out, try a different one. Try one spouse, doesn’t work out, tough shit. You’re stuck.
Then, when the no-fault divorce came to be, people dumped marriage like an ugly prom date. I don’t get it. Why bother? Find the love of your life, great. Why fuck it up and get married?
Joe!!!!! Finally! Someone gets me. Jesus bless you.
Serious, Im in a total cool marriage…obviously if a hottie is gonna put up with my shit…but I wanna know theres a way out if things go south in a hurry. Yes, divorce is a way out, but its messy, complex, and the kids (if any) suffer the fuckin most. This of course, leads to further talks about our regime in Washington and their ideal. I refuse to go there. Ill be typing for hours and no one want that.
Serious. If “marriage” was set up in 3 or 5 year increments, where you have the opportunity to renew if both parties agree, thatd be terrific.
Crazy? Maybe. But itd cut thru a whole lotta bullshit.
Loved that Haiku moment!
“Why fuck it up and get married?” Joe…..ask me this question at Dragon*Con after I’ve had a few drinks. LOL
Interesting ideas on marriage here people. I guess it all depends on why you got married. Also it depends on what kind of marriage you have. Are you friends? or does one of you control everything? Yes I believe humans are creatures of change- I think it is against our nature to commit to any one thing for the rest of our lives. We get bored easily.
So many people get married for the wrong reasons, so many people get married because they think it will fix their relationship. That never works. I personally dont think I fucked up my relationship by getting married. But thats just me.
Well I also have a much more open and honest relationship with my husband than most people. Oh sure we have had our problems, there were some bad times. But grow up and deal with the issues and fix them.
The number 1 problem facing marriages is lack of compromise. People get married, people grow and change and no one is ever willing to compromise with each other. People change, you have to be able to let your partner change and find a common ground with each other. So what this is not 100% the same person you married, this is a fabulous new person that you should get to know and respect. You might find you like them better.
Having said all that, I do think marriage is not for everyone and no one should ever feel pressured that they have to be married. If you aint the marrying type, they god dang it dont get married. Who cares. This is a free country
The only part of your idea that I dont like is if there are children involved. If you want the option to renew than you shouldnt be allowed to have kids.
wow I just totally went off there didnt I? Sorry about that kids….
Is there a problem with the feed? I’ve tried a number of times and my catcher downloads a 44kb file, identifed as a dos exe, named “www.michaelandevo.com”. Very strange. I’ll download the file from here I think!
There is only ONE TD-0013!!!
To: Andrea
Re: Marriage as an institution
Yeah, but if society allowed, and was fine with, the “option to renew” then the kids would grow up as it being part of their internal wiring. So theyd know it was coming… NOW, granted a young child, say under 6 may not have the capacity to grasp the concept, so Ill give you that if your gonna have kids, they must be of 6 years of age or older before you can opt out. But EVEN WITH KIDS, there should be an option to renew.
Funtastic.
To:Alvie
Re: Marriage as an institution
agreed on all points stated above. Nothing in life should ever be considered permanent. Change can be good, and change sometimes helps. Im okay with options to renew. I think kids should be allowed to not renew their parents after I dont know 14 maybe? or 16?
Fuck yes on the “option to renew” for kids! THAT is brilliant.
To: Andrea Smarty Hottie
Re: Children and renewing marriage
I guess I can’t really comment on that, as I have no desire to have any children. I think my concept of a perfect marriage would be to live together on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and every other Saturdays, and be in separate houses on the off-days.
And both people involved should be really good at giving head. But that’s just a personal preference.
Oh, thats not just personal preference, that should be in the vows.
“To cherish, love, honor, give great head”
Alvie Im glad you agree with my kids idea. I think a bad parent does far worse damage than a bad wife/husband.
Joe and Alvie- I agree, head is important for a wife to give. But he better return the damn favor. Nothing pisses me off more than guys that expect head and then when its their turn “Oh i dont do that”
PS- Joe as far as the seperate house thing…. Are you familiar with Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera’s house?? They had seperate houses, joined by a bridge. Awesome idea. My house? We each get our own room, on different floors. not quite the same but it works.
That’s a good idea. Another would be both sides of a duplex.
Ha! Duplex.
Tear down the wall my ass.
Also Andrea, me and Joe were talking bout both, not just the wife.
Quazy.
Sorry Alvie I mizunderstood.
I was very lucky in my first marriage, which lasted for 18 years. My present husband, me and my ex all communicate well and even grab a beer together. We take the job of raising “our” children very seriously. But I don’t think that marriage is a bad idea. I just think that many people jump into it for the wrong reasons. I waited for years before marrying both times, making sure that I was ready. When my first marriage was over, we split everything down the middle. I rejected the offer of alimony, because I don’t depend on any person for my upkeep.
I don’t need my hand held, but I do want to keep my man close for any…inspiration that may hit me. So separate residances wouldn’t work for me.
On a completely unrelated topic…
Karen…LOVE the “beer girl” re-beer bumper you made for the guys. Very, VERY nice!
w00t! I got Night Watch on the way!
A belated happy b’day to the Joe-meister!! And regarding sake’, I can suggest two top shelf candidates, as I share Mr. Murphy’s dislike for beer. One is called Haiku, which I thought was the best I’d find without crossing the Pacific, and then I stumbled over Nagasaki . . . omfg, now that’s some snakes-on-a-plane good shit! Here’s a link to show that I’m not BSing, as well as what to look for, as it’s one strangely shaped bottle: http://www.finewinehouse.com/browseproducts/Nagasaki-Mandarin-Oriental-Ginjo-Sake.HTML
For Joes ears only!!!!!!! *nudge nudge, wink, wink*
ATTENTION PHOENIXIANS: My good freinds The Hatchet Wounds will be playing there Jul 19, 2006 (Wed) at 8:00 PM at Jugheads in Phoenix:
“Merciless Entertainment Presents The Massacres, Season of Nightmares, The Hatchetwounds, Local Support TBA”
Season of Nightmares are totally great too. The Massacres are pretty Hardcore Phychobilly if I recall. I’ve only seen them once in their hometown Chicago. It would be totally cool if you guys went and met them. You will have a great time. And The Hatchet Wounds are nerd freindly, I promise! Ther are an all girl (one guy) psychobilly band and you can see them at http://www.thehatchetwounds.com (I am their web designer and photographer). Im posting this part in WI too.