In a move sure to piss off at least some of the fundies*, Samuel L. Jackson has been cast to narrate the voice of God in a new audio-version of the New Testament. I’m not surprised that God turns out to be a black man, but I was shocked to learn he carries a wallet that says “Bad Motherfucker” on it.
And on the eight day, God created Snakes. And they shall be on the plane.
Thanks to Mike for the link!
* – No, I don’t think all Xians are fundies, so just relax
My Question:
When is God finally gonna voice Samuel L Jackson?
Seems hes about due..
Get these mutherfuckin snakes out of my mutherfuckin garden!
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, English, motherfucker, dost thou speak it?
What?
Poor Thomas.. Slow, slow Thomas.
Always confused…
Sarah… will you move to Utah and marry me? it’s the only way my wife will allow it, but that was HAWsome.
No Evo, I will fight you for her
Sarah that was totally hawsome. We miss you ’round these parts girl!
aww You guys are too too sweet.
you can both have me…
I miss ya’ll too… been busy busy busy.
i wanna tell yall about my projects SO BAD! but… you have to wait till Dragon*con like everyone else.