Wingin’ It #70
Mike, Jack, Joe, Charlie, and Rhettro delight and entertain us this week. What’s with Joe’s pre-pubescent voice-cracking?
First Drink of the Day: Stone Pale Ale (you’ve heard of the Stone Brewing Co., right?) Thank you, Karen.
Joe introduces what he hopes will become a Wingin’ It beer-opening tradition.
- Also on this show:
- What’s a poptop?
- The new beer openers are here. Order yours today!
- Alvie lends Jimmy a helping hand selling magerzines.
- Jack pimps the Spherical Tomi chapbook
- Mike and Rhettro were at Comic-Con. The bastards. Apparently it was a weekend of awsome traffic congestion and sexy costumes. Bastards.
- Mike offers some costume advise for you would-be con goers.
- Take notice! The geeks are armed, and they’re not going to take it anymore!
- Mike got some good interviews for the show. Including mutha fuckin’ Sam Jackson.
- Utili-mini’s? Hell no!
- The 2006 Special Technical Olympics.
- Everyone waits for Evo to show up.
- Joe whines about driving in the rain.
- Jack makes one dick joke, and everybody turns 11 years old.
- Rhettro and Mike talk about Karen’s fish.
- The guys start talking about the weather, realize they’re talking about the FUCKING WEATHER, then go back to the dick jokes.
- Scifi Poetry Slam: What is Scifi?
- There will be no testicle slapping on this show.
- The guys talk about Psych and Eureka.
- Charlie’s been watching Nightmares and Dreamscapes. How do you like your Stephen King?
- Jack tries to give the Magnum’s number. Operative word is “tries.”
- A Haiku Moment: Nicolas Cage
- Jack wants money for his podcast?
- Charlie previews some Fred with us.
- Joe, look, something shiny! Where? Where!?!
- A Different Point of View: TD0013 offers the Rebellion some constructive criticism.
- The show comes to an end. Thank you, Jesus.
Promos:
Renaissance Festival Podcast
The Bunkcast
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
Shopkeeper Data: Get these guys some Red Bull… or Summer… or some Seltzer water… maybe they could belch the alphabet…
You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.
General Products: Stone Brewery
Books: Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Stephen King | Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan - podiobook | A Different Point of View by TD0013 - podiobook
Movies: BSG 1.0 | BSG 2.0 | BSG 2.5 - Pre-Order | Thelma and Louise | Twilight Zone - Series 1 TOS
Music: Brand New Day by Sting - music to have tantric $3x by
IMDB (Movies): Eureka | Nightmares and Dreamscapes | Psych
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:03 am
Mike- about Psych- I totally understand you on the wanting characters to grow, but hell its only been out for 4 episodes. Let it get its feet. Like SG1 didnt really get going until season 3.
Its your choice, but I demand no bitching if you have to catch up when it gets better.
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:26 am
*slaps forehead*
Of course! They went into a Pink Taco!
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:46 am
oh and the nightmares and Dreamscapes- The first ep, Battleground, was awesome.
Then that one with the 40’s dectective was cool.
The rest have been forgetable.
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:46 am
I cannot wait for the Sam Jackson interview…. hawesome!!!
Jack said penis
*snicker*
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:47 am
I agree with Jason C– Psych is pretty good and you need to give the actors some time to grow into their characters.
I like both Psych and Eureka.. and Dead Like Me is great too by the way
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:51 am
Plus I want Psych to just stay a fun show, we already have plenty of serious crime dramas.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:03 am
Rhetto - star of stage and screen!
or not….
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:16 am
I can see both sides about Psych. Right now, I’m enjoying it a lot, not as much as Eureka though. The thing is, I can see the fake psychic thing getting old.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:17 am
Then better to enjoy the hell out of it now.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:18 am
Alvie- leave Jimmy alone you big jerk!
ditto- you know that is true- why cant he just say he has the talent he has??
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:21 am
I refuse to watch Monk.. er… Psych.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:22 am
Ah, gawd. Not the ass water again.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:22 am
Alvie — i dug that…i dig the jimmy pwnage
Everyone else - I own a life size male corpse doll…and he makes a good Dead Wash..
do you think i should bring him to dragon con?
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:24 am
The best part is the commercials that feature the actors from the 3 shows in a dinner. Funny stuff.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:25 am
SARAH!!!! I miss you girl!!!
Dont make Wash jokes- I love Wash. I creied when he died.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:26 am
Is he going to be your driving buddy, Sarah?
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:26 am
Yay Sarah! Long time no talk! Er post! Er… yknow!
Yay dead Wash!!! No wait..
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:28 am
More Jack….
All the time…
Jack rules…
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:29 am
Andrea- if you cant make Wash jokes, then Im sorry. Cause I think we are all at the point where we can joke, I guess we have to wait for you to catch up.
I wanna get the bumper sticker that has a outline of crashed Serenity, with “I killed the Signal” on it. So great. and yes I love Firefly, if you cant poke fun at something then why love it?
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:30 am
Im with alvie…even though I know he is just saying that.
More Jack. Hell Im listening to a radio station Jack FM.
Playing now: “ROXANNE!!!!”
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:32 am
Yay backhanded agreement! Uh, thanks “Jason”.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:32 am
What would be funny? Sarah walking around with her Wash doll with a big steak through his heart.
I never knew Wash was a vampire.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:33 am
he is definately going to be my driving buddy, hes accompanied me on the six hour drive to ATL before, thats where he was named, in fact.
and the Dead Wash thing is totally out of love… but it really is a nice addition to a Wash Wake.. to have him right there in the wheel chair, A-la weekend at bernies…
and i miss you all too… ive been working on my new in-character podcast which will sort of debut at Dragon Con and ive also been helping Rich Sigfrit out with some stuff…
but im around — ive been lurking lol
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:33 am
Youre Welcome “Alvie”.
and listen Alvies theme song just started playing:
“Dude looks like a lady!”
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:34 am
Jason- let me hold on to Wash.. Besides like you were going to do what i said anyway. you go ahead and make your jokes and leave me to my Wash-love. We can co-exist as such. See I accept peoples differences…
Why Alvie if you want more Jack go listen to The Deadpan podcast, have you heard of it?
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:35 am
*plays along*
I havent head of this “Deadpan”. Please Andrea, tell us more.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:36 am
Ooooh you want a deadpan.
Yeah you want a deadpan.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:37 am
Sarah you lurker!
Tell us when your podcast is up
Jason- why go visit http://www.jackmangan.com to see for yourself!
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:39 am
Or not. LOL
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:40 am
I dont know Andrea, it sounds expensive and painful. Whats in it? [/infomercial]
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:40 am
Thumbs up on the Jimmy pwnage.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:45 am
Thank you Rhett! Speaking of pwnage, Id like to take advantage of this “www.jackmangan.com”… but how? I live a busy lifestyle…
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:48 am
oh i will, and hopefully She (the character) will be sending a clip or two this way.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:57 am
Sarah hawesome
Well guys, have no fear. Jackmangan.com is totally free and his podcast can be downloaded onto your mp3 player or burned to CD so you can listen on the go!
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:58 am
Wow! And you get this all for how much? $19.95?
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:06 am
Wait, I SWORE she just said free, but that cant be. Not a deal like this!
Im with you, “Jason”, it has to be at LEAST $19.95, nay $29.95!
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:09 am
No kidding, “Alvie”.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:17 am
No!! “Jason” and “Alvie” you might think a product like that would cost you $19.95, or $39.95 maybe even $59.95 but it is all free if you act in the next 30 minutes! After that it will….. still be free!
[disclaimer] but you can always click the donate button and give what you want [disclaimer]
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:18 am
In fact if you go to michaelandevo dot com and sliceofscifi dot com and dragonpage dot com and speakingofbeer dot com you can find the same deal!
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:21 am
Let me get this strait…
If I buy 1 Jackmangan dot com at the regular price of free, youll throw in michaelandevo dot com, sliceofscifi dot com and dragonpage dot com and speakingofbeer dot com… for nothing? No added charge.
Wow, this is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity. “Andrea”, where do I mail the check?
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:34 am
YES! But wait there’s more! you can stop by the show comments and enjoy delightful conversation with the locals.. all for free!
Dude sent what check? Its free dummy.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:41 am
“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise”
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:48 am
That fantastic! All this for the low price of free! Plus “Rhett” will throw in “Jacks compelete lack of surprise”? I need this now!
Do you accept all major credit cards?
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:56 am
No you need to send in a certified check or money order made out for the exact amount of $0.00.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:57 am
please send all cash, checks and credit cards to:
Andrea Smarty Hottie
666 Satan’s Way
Chicago, IL 60637
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:19 am
That wouldn’t happen to be located in Suite 69?
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:24 am
Okay, Mike…what if I talked to you like Imp and her sister did in the Voice Mail show? will you room with me then?
*moan* *grunt*
Eeeeewwww, that kind of freaks me out! Love the new introduction to VM, although I’m missing hearing Evo say “dranken”…
And on this note…I’m returning to #70!
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:28 am
Damn I’m high, I can’t believe Ive been watching this stupid infomercial for a half an hour!
*changes channels*
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:30 am
Tee,
That has got to be the scaring comment I’ve ever seen posted in all of Farpoint Media!
That just might even top…no…no…ah….
Ooh, I want a chicken….
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:33 am
While listening to the guys, I decided to visit Stone Brewery to shop for some OAB…and on clicking the link for Arrogant Bastard Ale, i got this warning:
To view the Arrogant Bastard Ale site, you must first agree to the following:
* I am of worthy stance in the jurisdiction from which I am accessing this page to access pages containing material of Full Frontal Arrogance.
* In consideration for the permission to view the Arrogant Bastard Ale pages, I indemnify the publisher, the service provider and the Stone Brewing Co. from any insults, insecurities, and ego damages incurred by the viewing or retrieving of such materials by me.
* I acknowledge that the material contained herein may be contrary to the multi-million dollar ad campaigns conducted by large brewing companies I may or may not have been fool enough to believe in the past.
* I am not a fizzy yellow beer drinking ninny here under false pretenses.
* I am at least 21 years of age.
These guys are brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:36 am
HAR HAR! Alvie, you are so entertainting.
Enter Taint ing? Ew.
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:45 am
Ed- amen
Jeremy- amen
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:49 am
Hay! Theres alot of taint going around these boards…
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:50 am
you might say they are taint-ed.
*pushes a drum set of a cliff*
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:53 am
Sure did enjoy this episode of Stone Brewery Presents Michael and Evo’s Wingin It Episode 70: When Growlers Attack!
I wish I could get a cool sponsor like them. Say what? You pimp them for free? I hear you can roll that money over into a bunch of cool podcasts!
August 2nd, 2006 at 9:58 am
Oh, I wanna chicken…ooooh, I wanna chicken….oh, I wanna chicken…
Thanks a hell of a lot, Mangan!
August 2nd, 2006 at 10:31 am
please send all cash, checks and credit cards to:
Andrea Smarty Hottie
666 Satan’s Way
Chicago, IL 60637
LOL Nice! I would drop it off personally since we’re going to be Chicago for the Tall Ships display, but Google Earth couldn’t find 666 Satan’s Way.
August 2nd, 2006 at 10:36 am
Google Earth suxors. They cant find anything.
Ppph. 666 Satans Way is an ultra common address.
August 2nd, 2006 at 10:48 am
My aunt Edna lives on Satan’s Way. She also has tentacles for eyes. Go figure!
August 2nd, 2006 at 10:49 am
but in a strange twist…she has the voice of an angel.
August 2nd, 2006 at 10:52 am
urm, Thats *your* Aunt Edna, Charlie?
*shudder*
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:23 am
Well if it is an ultra common address, how come Google Earth can’t find it?
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:23 am
Yeah, Alvie, *my* Aunt Edna…
If you gotta problem with that you can take it up with her.
Did I mention her gaping maw?
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:34 am
Aunt Edna has a Maw that’s gaping?!?
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:46 am
“Well if it is an ultra common address, how come Google Earth can’t find it? ”
Gil what part of “Google Earth suxors” dinna you get????? sheesh.
Um, Charlie… Ill pass on the maw… you made your point.
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:56 am
Alvie! Google Earth doesn’t suxors!! Map Quest does!
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:04 pm
>>>Dont make Wash jokes- I love Wash. I creied when he died.
Andrea, you think that’s bad? Try going to one of the Jun pre screenings seeing Wash die, and not being able to talk about it with most of your friends until September!
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Been there. Done that. Sucks sucks sucks.
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:09 pm
So anyone have an extra bed for the PME? I plan on going, but don’t know if I’ll ride or drive.
Charlie: Does your Aunt Edna have a Goat with a Thousand Young? Sure sounds kinda Cthuluish…
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:14 pm
No Gil, Map Quest more than Suxors. If it were alive it would be a pedophile..thats how bad Map Quest is.
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
ooh i want a chicken
I dont need mapquest or google earth.
i have a map in my car and had to navigate my mom and me in our little chevy nova across this U-nited states at age 7. w00t for sarah and her mad map-reading skillz
and tee…. youre a ham… and im going to pick on you at dragon for being such. doofus.
(its all out of love, people. all becuase I HEART YOU!)
really, when you get that chicken song stuck in your heard, the world kinna turns a little rosy. hehe
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
No Karen, she just has her twins, Nyarlahotep and Shub-Niggaroth. Oh, and I think maybe there’s the baby Yog-Sothoth. Next time I’m in Dunwich I’ll ask.
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:37 pm
your heard or your head….
which ever works for you
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Sarah- you rock girl
Ummm excuse me??? Who is coming to Chicago and must contact me so we can have drinkies???– andimauro at yahoo dot com
when is tall ships?? Ive seen it before but it has been years. Navy Pier is hawesome!
but seriously- i wont give you my home address so you can googe earth me, but I will meet you for drinks
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:45 pm
really, when you get that chicken song stuck in your heard, the world kinna turns a little rosy
It does, doesn’t it?
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Speaking of which…. I am going to be in Los Angeles for 3 weeks starting Aug 28th.. I have 3 photography exhibits opening in Los Angeles over that time- Any Californians contact me if you want to either have a drink, come see my fab photos
Karen- how close are you to Los Angeles??
andimauro at yahoo dot com
Okay no stalkers please
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Yippee! I just found out I’ll get to go to Dragon*Con.
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Ha! now I have Andrea’s email. Yay stalking!!!
Yay ditto!
Yay broke Alvie!
Wait..
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Damn. Sorry you are broke Alvie.
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Me too buddy…me too.
Actually we were gonna just say fuck it (cause we really wanna go) and put it all on a credit card, but then the wife and kids have to go to a wedding in Reno, thus soaking up that idea.
Stoopid crappy weddings.
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:51 pm
No stalkers? So everyone’s wearing clothes then? Winks at the Brits across the pond.
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Frak. Somehow I need to find an excuse to visit Pheonix, Boulder, Chicago….
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Yes YES and yes
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Also yes.
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Also yes?
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:27 pm
lmao. Dude, you rock.
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:46 pm
awwww group hug over at WI
*group hug*
Yes come visit sunny (a little too sunny right now) Chicago!!!!
We have drinkies!!! many drinkies!!!
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Yay group hug at WI!!!!
*stumble*
Crap my pants fell off again. Guess its not just a DP thang.
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Why am I always getting molested during these group hugs?.. see Sarah, see why I need you here?
August 2nd, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Good night wingin it
August 2nd, 2006 at 3:30 pm
ditto hold off Phoenix until it cools off say October.
August 2nd, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Or November. ‘Course in Flagstaff rocks, and is way cooler than P-Town.
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Hey yknow what…
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:26 pm
C’mon, people, what’s wrong with a little opressive heat? ditto, get out here to Phoenix now…it’s like living in a special effect!
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:19 pm
I think its totally awesome that Jack Mangan has brought yo u all that fabulously annoying Chicken song.
Which I know nothing about…
*walks away whistling*
August 3rd, 2006 at 5:16 am
“Living in a special effect.”
That’s a good line. I’m going to have to use it sometime. Uncredited, of course.
It sounds as though it’s hot all over. Welcome to our mutha fukken global warmin future!
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:38 am
Good morning Wingin It!!!!!!
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:58 am
Helloooooo Andrea!
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:28 am
Morning, Wingnuts!
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:35 am
100
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:37 am
…oh, and good morning all!
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:38 am
Brad!
Tee!!
Charlie!!!
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:39 am
Brad??? oops sorry
Barry!!!
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:54 am
Well that was fun. Now I’m off to a meeting where my administrators are going to tell me not to do drugs at work and/or molest my students. Apparently I forgot all of that since the meeting last year…
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:01 am
Hey guess what, everyone
i just found out that I’m an asshole!
very enlightening…
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:04 am
wtf? Sarah, surely you jest.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:23 am
Sarah! Huh wa???
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:39 am
Sarah, i will kick the ass of whomever said that… serious
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:49 am
Sarah, how’d that happen?
DSo does this mean when you hunt me down at D*C and call me a dufus, I can call you an arsehole?
I’ll be in line behind Drea…ready to kick the lily-white ass of who dares called SfC an arsehole!
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:49 am
Me too.
Cereal.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:51 am
no no no, no need. Its true, i am. I am not ashamed, it was just a bitter pill to swallow.
its a good thing, really.. but it does have its place.
thanks tho, lovies. i appreciate it.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:54 am
HAHAHA tee, tee.. if you only knew how funny that is.. and all i have to say about if you wanna call me an arsehole… is… bring it on, punk…:P
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:56 am
sarah: *hug*
yeah, I hear ya. Im an asshole too, oh well.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:58 am
drea - thanks…It serves its purpose sometimes.
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:44 am
assholes.
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:50 am
And what lovely… eh, nevarmind.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:05 am
Charlie said “Now I’m off to a meeting where my administrators are going to tell me not to do drugs at work and/or molest my students. Apparently I forgot all of that since the meeting last year…”
It’s the beer Charlie, not that it’s a bad thing…
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:06 am
Well, Sarah, I’m sure you are glorious in all your assholieness.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:11 am
We are all assholes once in a while. Some of us more often than others.
Just use your asshole powers to do good.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:11 am
i am, ditto… i sure am..
im hot shit
ferreal… all you ppl at dragon should come see me and say hello.
ill be the one making Tee Morris cry and the Wingin’ It guys blush…
(i heart ya lovies)
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:13 am
Oh, I so want to see that live.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:17 am
i have an arsenal of secret weapons hehehe
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:19 am
“We are all assholes once in a while”
I’m not. Now fuck off, jerks.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:20 am
I’m sure you do.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:41 am
…um…that was a joke people…
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:43 am
not it wasnt you fucking jerkwad.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:44 am
NO it wasnt you jerking fuckwad.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:47 am
Shut up Alvie you jerkfuck ingwad
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:51 am
No, it wasn’t me jerking fuckwad. No way. I never jerk fuckwad. Bad for the skin. Or so I hear.
*whistles quietly as he steps back into the shadows*
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:53 am
Thats it “Charlie the Beer Fucker”…
Im going home to cry in your beer. I mean my beer. I mean…
Damn you Ingfuck Jerkwad!
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:56 am
IngerJerk Fuckerwad?
what??
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:58 am
“Charlie the Beer Fucker�
Hey. That’s got a ring to it.
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:58 am
Alvie, you wadfuck ingjerk, I oughta…
….”Beer Fucker” …..Hmmmmm…..
*stumbles to fridge*
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:59 am
…god what a mess…
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Once you’ve been infected by the deadpan virus, comments know no bounds.
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Yeah, but I’m thinking some bounds were just crossed nonethless.
*blushes*
I apologize to the world for my very existence.
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Bah. Get some fucking backbone man. Be an asshole. C’mon! Sing with me…
I’m an asshole
(he’s an asshole, what an asshole)
I’m an asshole
(he’s the worlds biggest asshole)
A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:11 pm
SfC…you’re going to make me cry? Seriously?
Not before I have you screaming “Slap my ass, Daddy!”
Oh wait a minute (*shuffling note cards around*) I was plannign to have Andrea scream that after we have a few drinks in D.C. Your card is in here somewhere…lessee…um…
Andrea…
Dani…
Imp…
Karen…
AH…here we are…Sarah…you’ll be screaming “I’m not worthy to be your Spunk Mistress!”
I just have to ask Ian if it’s easier to get girls screaming if you’re in a kilt.
Oh, DragonCon is going to be so much fun! (Heart you all!)
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Ditto…Dennis Leary…the people’s commedian!
“”Cause i’m an ASShoooooole-yodeleooooooooo…”
Charlie the Beer Fucker…I think that should be his new WI bumper.
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:14 pm
So are M&E going to get a party room going?
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:19 pm
I believe so. They want to compete with the D*C Green Room as being THE place to hang after hours.
If that isn’t their plan, I believe we should MAKE them THE place to hang after hours.
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Just as long as no one mentions ass water anymore.
Uh…damn!
Sorry.
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Sounds like a plan.
Cause i’m an ASShoooooole-yodeleooooooooo…
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:41 pm
*takes out pen*
Dear Andrea,
Do not meet Tee for drinks in D.C.
best,
Andrea
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:50 pm
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:50 pm
My Con funds have been spent, but someday… Dragon-KAAAHHHHNNN!!!!
August 3rd, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Kfk…
ass water = Coors Light
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Actually, Tee, I’m guessing asswater actually *has* a flavor…
(emphasis on “guessing”)
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:04 pm
That was shitty Charlie.
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:06 pm
eeewwwww!!
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:07 pm
“Shitty Charlie”…they used to call me that back in grade school! One load in the pants and you’re marked for life!
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:09 pm
When your sliding into first and you feel your gonna burst….
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:11 pm
I dont remember what second base was but…
when your sliding into third and you feel a great big turd….
when your sliding into home and your shorts are full of foam….
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:16 pm
uh…this is the comment section for Dragon Page with Class, isn’t it?
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:18 pm
With cl-ASS, yes. ;P
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:27 pm
two is –
When youre sliding into two and your pants are full of goo
and you forgot
When youre going up to bat and you feel a little splat
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:27 pm
…OK, whose been using my good name for nefarious purposes?
*resists…..resists…crumbles*
ditto, don’t you mean With cl-ASSWATER?
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:28 pm
WWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
*runs screaming from the room*
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:31 pm
This whole conversation is ass-inine.
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:32 pm
And Tee…. bless your heart… I dont mean to make you cry, but if Spunk Mistress is the best you can come up with, i fear it might be a little too easy…
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Spunk Mistress is just a little… pedestrian, isn’t it?
August 3rd, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Its a tad icky.
August 3rd, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Some people thinks its gross
but its great on toast…
August 3rd, 2006 at 3:41 pm
the conversations one walks into the middle of around here….*sigh*
you guys rock!
August 3rd, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Sarah/ditto…
Dang, you two are talking like a couple of crack-addicted crotch-sniffin’ hardcore-video money-shots-for-nothin’ asswater-drinking two-bit prison-raped bitch-whores…
Didn’t know “spunk Mistress” was so…lax. :p Guess I’ll have to up my game.
August 3rd, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Tee, yeah, you work on it, writer boy. One day you’ll get the “rack-addicted crotch-sniffin’ hardcore-video money-shots-for-nothin’ asswater-drinking two-bit prison-raped bitch-whores…” dialog right. You be spending too much time with an itsy-bitsy pen instead of da ladies.
Out.
August 3rd, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Can we think of better alternatives?
Maybe Spunknik?
A girl with spunk in her truck?
Semi-trailor spunk?
Pole-Kat?
August 3rd, 2006 at 5:12 pm
ditto…
‘Scuse me…EX-CUSE ME…that’s MISTER Writer Boy to you. *LOL*
August 3rd, 2006 at 5:28 pm
lmao
Sure, whatever you say… sir.
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:11 pm
I have always preferred “Poddess on a Crotch Rocket” as a title. But Spunky Bunky has a twang to it…Hey, Tee, you need not fret…your pen has always been big enough for me.
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:16 pm
KfK…
Both I and my pen thank you.
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Bahhh — Tee… ill let you win this round.
You just wait for dragon, lovie. I told you i’d make you cry, and i stick by it.
I can talk big, but id rather wait a month and walk big. ’smore fun if i can watch you fall
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Well, I guess I’ll see you both there. And buy you both a drink.
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:06 pm
sweet — i wont turn that down.
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Wow - the comment board today is better than the show itself.
u people r crazy - no wonder I like it here.
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Its becuase i am back, and thus the part-ay has begun
August 3rd, 2006 at 8:53 pm
Well Well arent we miss high n mighty!
*ducks behind ditto*
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:12 pm
There are ducks behind me?
Where?
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Cuz I’m crazy!
C-R-A-ZZ-YY
Cause i’m crazy-yodeleooooooooo…
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:15 pm
Ed, if you’re still out there, head to Show 69…
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:20 pm
ditto, leader of the duck army…whose siniter goal is to cover the world in slick duck doodoo…
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Did ditto just fucking yodel.
*stands up*
Hes all yours Sarah!!
*run*
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:20 pm
…er, sinister…
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:21 pm
AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
“There are ducks behind me?”
I just got that!!! Duh!!!!
Thats fucking rich.
You rock my Canadian Mountie!
…ew…
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Charlie n me are mind linked!!!! WAAAHAAA
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:24 pm
WAAAHAAA
…why’d I just say that?
oh, shit!
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:25 pm
Oop. Lost the mind link.
*sigh*
So lonely
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Oh shit no i dinna!!!1
AAAAH!
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:27 pm
*sigh*
So relieved…
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Ow. My mind hurts. For some reason I have images of beer n students in my head. Not together mind you.
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:29 pm
OK, I’m thinkin’ we’re done for good.
Baby’s crying, gotta go!
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:31 pm
Yeah, look at the latest times.
…not done for good.
PLUS my baby is crying too so clearly thier minds are linked also…
*wails and gnashes teeth*
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:36 pm
So who sent Mike and Evo the Snakes on a Plane vm before I did, someone did, it locks out a number after the first time. Fessup!
You rule!
August 4th, 2006 at 2:26 am
Thanks, Charlie - I’ve got show #69 bookmarked for easy access. Some will make 1K, even if I have to make all the posts myself.
August 4th, 2006 at 2:29 am
We had better get to hear that one played on the show.
Actually, Mennennga should have gotten something like that directly from the man himself at Comic Con. That would rock to have Jackson in the opening to WI!
August 4th, 2006 at 4:51 am
These comments have sunk so low. They’ve turned into a trash-talking, obscenity-spouting, fountain of unmentionable filth that shall not be mentioned!
So let’s mention some new unmentionable filth.
Please don’t plan out DC parties here. Do it in the DC roll call on the forums; it would be too hard to tease out the information from the unmentionables in these comments.
August 4th, 2006 at 5:23 am
Good morning, all!
August 4th, 2006 at 5:33 am
Hey Tee & everyone!
Time for my morning ritual: find a quiet place, watch the sunrise, and say to the world: “Thank you for granting me this beautiful day to drink beer in.”
August 4th, 2006 at 5:41 am
Oh, and….
August 4th, 2006 at 5:42 am
200
August 4th, 2006 at 5:49 am
mornin, doofus-es
Charlie — i heard something on the radio that reminded me of you. This one radio DJ here (yes, i know *SHOCK* radio… there was an accident, i was watiting for the traffic report, so sue me)…She does these “open letters” to ppl. She’ll just … basically .. knock the hell of out them, but using her words..
anyway… todays open letter was…
To beer snobs.
I’m looking around to see if i can find it on the interwebs, cuz it was funny as hell. and it made me think of ya…
August 4th, 2006 at 6:16 am
Mornin’ my happy little WI peeps!!!
Beer snobs.. yeesh! I know all about those annoying… oh Charlie!
er…. I didnt see you… ha ha.. i love beer and beer drinkers too…. uh vodka is lame.. uh.. sorry.
August 4th, 2006 at 6:38 am
to quote he who shall not be named “Whoa…”
I was literally just now working up a beer essay in my head, something to the effect of distinguishing “beer snobs” from “beer geeks”. I would place myself in the latter camp, but I may be coming across as the former (though hopefully not on SoB, where I strive to give every beer its due).
So let’s be clear: If you like beer–even the fizzy yellow stuff–you’re OK by me.
If you’re deep into vodka, you rock. Beer geeks totally dig vodka geeks, or tequila geeks, or sake geeks, or scotch geeks.
But you wine snobs can just piss off
Sarah, definitely point me to that letter, if possible…
August 4th, 2006 at 6:43 am
I found where she will post it, but its from today so it may be a little while before she does.
In no way was i saying that her negative attitude reflected how i feel about you, Charlie-boy….
just… it was funny as hell, and thought you’d dig it.
but as soon as its posted, ill definately give the linky
August 4th, 2006 at 6:45 am
kick.ass
I am a total vodka snob, and proud of it. Sweet nectar of the Gods!!
August 4th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Mmmmyah.
*nose in air*
Your ignorance makes me sick.
*sips Rose*
How dare you sully we wine geeks good name with your rotten comments.
*spits*
Charlie the Beer Fucker is it?
*wipes *nose*
Yes. That about sums it up.
*farts*
Yes, whoevar came up with that is genious.
August 4th, 2006 at 6:52 am
I would be classified more as a rum geek. Me like the rum!
August 4th, 2006 at 6:54 am
Oh…and here’s a link to make everyone smile…
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2755194
There’s a bit of effort to get to the video…but it’s worth it.
August 4th, 2006 at 6:59 am
Not to get too deep into my thesis and spoil the fun, but what the hell:
Not to drag down the fart jokes with intellectual wanking, but…
I think the “geek” gets into learning about details, processes, and widespread examples of their passion, acknowledges that likes and dislikes are inherently subjective, and judges people negatively only if they remain willfully ingnorant on the subject and spout off in their ignorance.
The “snob” uses knowledge on the topic to pass judgemnt on all who don’t share his or her inherently subjective tastes regardless of the state or quality of that person’s ignorance.
How’s that sound?
It’ll be funny in the essay, promise…
August 4th, 2006 at 7:06 am
Oh, and wine snob? Did your flatulence smell of lavender?
August 4th, 2006 at 7:12 am
Charlie.. I concur.
August 4th, 2006 at 7:16 am
Myeh.
*fart*
Of lavendar.
*gets into Hybrid*
August 4th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Im actually writing something about being a geek, right now. my podcast mentor is beating my ass to finish it. literally, my ass is like.. all red and sore….im stuck on the rewrites tho.
blegh… but i dont WANNA work.. its FRIDAYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyuh……… /whine.
August 4th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Im with you Sarah!
August 4th, 2006 at 7:34 am
I think Sarah is intentionally not finishing so she can get spanked!
August 4th, 2006 at 7:38 am
well yeah, the guy whos riding my ass about working is kinna hot…..i’d let him spank me.
August 4th, 2006 at 7:39 am
Wohoo!! Spanking all round!
August 4th, 2006 at 7:44 am
I guess my podcast mentor is Evo. Away from my ass, Mr. Terra!
August 4th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Ew…
August 4th, 2006 at 7:49 am
Ah, the dulcet tones of Terra screaming “Where’s my beer, wench!”
August 4th, 2006 at 7:49 am
not back to Asswater discussion….
August 4th, 2006 at 7:58 am
Nice use of “dulcet”, ditto!
Impressed I am!
August 4th, 2006 at 8:02 am
ducket?
ducket, ducket, ducket, mushroom mushroom….
August 4th, 2006 at 8:22 am
Happy Birthday to Chris for Quebec!!!!!
You too can learn such things if you visit the forums at:
http://s9.invisionfree.com/dragonpage/index.php?
August 4th, 2006 at 8:25 am
I am neither a beer snob nor a beer geek, I gues. I’m just a beer drinker.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:34 am
I am just beerless and that is a sad sad thing indeed, how long until work is over…damn just got here…
August 4th, 2006 at 8:44 am
You know Brad, “beer drinkers” are some of my favorite folks. Seems like beer drinkers and stress are not very well acquainted. And that’s a good thing.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Thanks! We love you too Charlie!
August 4th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Totally agree Charlie. When beer drinkers are schnockered we are a happy folk.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Fuck you Charlie and fuck you beer drinker!
August 4th, 2006 at 8:49 am
No. FUCK YOU!
August 4th, 2006 at 8:50 am
Oh wait. That’s stress. Aaaarrggg.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:51 am
I can’t survive with out beer.
*gasp*
*sniff*
August 4th, 2006 at 8:55 am
Beer Drinker & ditto, y’all rock.
Stress, you’re nuttin’ but tiny turd.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:57 am
ditto: stay on target
*almost there*
…stay on target….
August 4th, 2006 at 8:58 am
almost… lunch… time. I… can… get… beer then.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:59 am
It’s too much stress!! I can’t take it anymore!!!
August 4th, 2006 at 9:00 am
Curse your metal body! You werent fast enough.
August 4th, 2006 at 9:02 am
Uh-oh. Alvie’s channeling 3PO. I sure hope it’s the original one, cuz the skinless one creeps me out.
August 4th, 2006 at 9:15 am
*hastily puts skin back on*
August 4th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Well, I can’t take the pressure of beer drinking any more. Being forced to choose between beer geekdom and beer snobbery is just too much. So, I’ll eschew beer altogether and join the stress-free ranks of non-beer drinkers.
Libation, here I come.
August 4th, 2006 at 9:28 am
There’s *great* beer place downtown. I’ve had pizza with the appropriate beverage there before. But even one pint makes me pretty useless for the rest of the day. So I just walk by and sigh.
By the way, here’s a pub crawl of Athens, if you’re interested. The place to which I refer above is Mellow Mushroom.
http://www.classiccitybrew.com/athens.html
August 4th, 2006 at 9:40 am
we’ve got a mellow mushroom or three here, one a little ways down the street from me.
of course two of the most well known irish pubs in charleston are right across the street from me.
along with the charleston version of Coyotoe Ugly and the trashy fake id dance club
August 4th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Cool info Barry.
“stress-free ranks of non-beer drinkers.”
Right ditto. Thats a total oxymoron.
August 4th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Stress: I cast thee out, foul demon. THE POWER OF THE HOPS COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF THE HOPS COMPELLS YOU!!!
August 4th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Tee Morris, strexorcist
August 4th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Sarah, I’ll bet you’re downtown near the College of Charleston (assuming we’re talking about SC and not WV). I don’t recall having seen any Mellow Mushrooms around there, though. I’ll bet there would be one in Mount Pleasant and I’ll bet there’s one in downtown. I’d guess that it would be on Meeting Street or King Street. I guess I should google it and quit guessing.
August 4th, 2006 at 10:37 am
oh come on, isnt his resume long enough already? dont give him anymore ideas…
August 4th, 2006 at 10:41 am
FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!
August 4th, 2006 at 10:43 am
yes, the Mellow Mushroom is on King Street.
and yes, im on Church Street, right off of the market, right across the street from Tommy Condons
(ok stalkers, if that isnt a detailed enough addy for you lol)
August 4th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Hops doth not compell me, Malt though that’s a hole nother thing.
August 4th, 2006 at 10:54 am
How deep is the hole?
August 4th, 2006 at 10:56 am
just deep enough for me to get in trouble, but I keep digging regardless…I workin to China.
August 4th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Hmmm. I have a strange compulsion to drink beer while looking for Sarah. I’m very confused now.
August 4th, 2006 at 11:06 am
strange compulsions should be follow at least until they get you a restraining order….or so I have heard…
August 4th, 2006 at 11:13 am
Must find Sarah Conner!
August 4th, 2006 at 11:15 am
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that.
August 4th, 2006 at 11:27 am
*spits green filth*
August 4th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Uhh…Tee?…we need ya….
August 4th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
*begins sprinkling Arrogant Bastard Ale on Stress…thinks about it…*
Charlie, I’m using the good shit on stress. Bring me the Shaeffer’s.
*begins sprinkling ABA on myself…grabs a M&E WI bottleopener, places it on Stress’ forehead*
By the power of the hops, the fermented wheat, and pressures of the keg, I command the out, unclean beast! In the name of the Brewer, the Cooper, and Charlie the Beer Guy!
Amen.