Wingin’ It #70: Voicemail Show
Mike, Evo, Summer, Joe, Jack, and Charlie. Wow, we’re all here. At the same time.
First Drink of the Day: Censored, Hemp Ale, Sam Adams Root Beer, some IPA.
- And now for the voicemails:
- John Boze from Blue Sun. Bastards ain’t goin’ to pay up.
- Ditto in Kansas City gets distracted by Jack’s comment page
- Andrea in Chicago dittos Ditto
- Jeremy in Seattle dittos Andrea’s dittoing Ditto
- Alvie in Boulder dittos Jeremy’s dittling Andrea’s Ditto… Alvie gets distracted, too.
- Karen from Kalifornia doesn’t want everyone to know about her fishie.
- David from New Zealand has a scifi twist for 24.
- TD0013 learns us on all we need to know about rollerderby.
- Michael in Nashville informs us about other obscure sports.
- Sam Jackson calls Draco Vista Studios!
- Michael in Nashville wants to watch SoaP — Rocky Horror style. Evo has a few suggestions.
- Gil from Milwaukee, in Chicago, with his wife, trying to meet up with Andrea.
- Someone from Ottawa not getting Dr. Who ’til October. Poor Bastard.
- Dick jokes on Wingin’ It?
- Jack from Montana calling back about the frequent flyer mile donations. Sweeeeeet.
The guys thank Ian, Karen, Brad, and Chris for taking the helm for Show 69.
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
August 8th, 2006 at 3:24 am
Well, that worked out nicely…
August 8th, 2006 at 5:22 am
Dude, you get up way too early.
August 8th, 2006 at 6:00 am
Oh, it was Inversion IPA from the Deschutes brewery, but I think I was the only one drinking it. It was pretty good, in case you’re curious.
August 8th, 2006 at 6:07 am
!!!!! w00t!
okay according to the show notes, i ditto ditto and i get dittled by Jeremy… sweet!
oh crap.. well its not so bad, I am getting my new computer today so I cant listen to this right now.. Im getting my new MacBook Pro!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 6:50 am
they tried the RHPS thing with Hedwig and the Angry Inch too, and some casts do Shock Treatment more than Rocky Horror.
and when you do Rocky Horror and Shock Treatment in the same night its called a Shocky Horror Double Feature
ANd some casts play trailers of movies before the movie, and callback. one of my casts does Hedwig, Shock Treatment, Phantom of the Paradise, and Moulin Rouge.
but i dunno if SoaP will take off as “the new” rhps…. im not opposed to it, just skeptical, having been around throughout all the other attempts at a “new” rhps..
this past RHPS that i did, (this past weekend) i didnt perform and just got fuckin trashed. i was gonna call but i was to wasted and forgot.
and… so.. yeah.. i dunno.. just listneing… thought i would say that
August 8th, 2006 at 7:03 am
w00t!
Diddling ditto diddlers all around!!!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 7:43 am
Gah! I sound like crap!
August 8th, 2006 at 7:44 am
No you dont!!!!! NEVAR say that!!!!
ditto gawddamn rules.
August 8th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Fat Cock. Funniest thing EVAR.
August 8th, 2006 at 7:48 am
New Macs and fat cocks rule!!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 7:52 am
Guys go to Amsterdam.. they put hemp in everything. I had the tastiest hemp cola there.
August 8th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Do they put hemp in thier fat cocks?
August 8th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Im not answering that “A Fat Cock”
ditto you sound so cute!!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 8:09 am
Who am I to argue with a Smart Hottie?
August 8th, 2006 at 8:12 am
Nuff said!’
Told you ditto’s hawsome.
August 8th, 2006 at 8:14 am
I dittled Andrea…sweet.
August 8th, 2006 at 8:16 am
They put their fat cock in hemp rather.
http://www.quakerugby.org/7s/home.html
In case anyone is wondering about the fat cock.
Totally safe for work, has nothing to do with *ahem* penis.
August 8th, 2006 at 8:31 am
Ah yes! Those “Fat Cocks” are quite cool to.
Heh, poor dyslexic Mike! Planes on a Snake…
August 8th, 2006 at 8:31 am
Planes on a Snake = squish
August 8th, 2006 at 8:35 am
lol ditto
August 8th, 2006 at 8:41 am
Awwww!
*group hug*
YAY!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:12 am
We are TEH_FUNNIE
LOL!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:13 am
Great show! Glad to have everyone back together!
Loved the Fat Co….ummm
The Fat Cock was funny!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:21 am
[peer pressure] Say it Doz… you know you wanna.
I…love…the…fat…cock…
Come on Doz… youre cool if you do [/peer pressure]
August 8th, 2006 at 9:30 am
I… love… the… fat..co…co…cok-a-doodle-doo!
Damn almost had it!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:34 am
*SIGH*
Oh, Doz…
August 8th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Can I try the fat cock again?
August 8th, 2006 at 9:44 am
Oh and the Ella Fitzgerald was the sister of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Yah.
That’s what it is.
August 8th, 2006 at 9:51 am
You just did DOZ! Congrats!!!!!!!
Thats a fact of history Gil!!!! You know it!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:56 am
Six posts before a cock shows up in the conversation. That has to be some kind of a record.
I would have expected a lot of cocks (a cornucopia of cocks?) to show up in WI 70 with all the penis jokes. I guess I’ll have to listen to the show and what’s in it.
I’m off to New Orleans tomorrow for a few days. I look forwad to trying to some local beer. Any suggestions?
August 8th, 2006 at 10:03 am
it twas a damn fine cock. finest seen ’round these parts in years.
Oh yeah and by the way.. it was so damn cool to have the whole gang together again with their shiny new intro music and all. Good to have y’all back.
August 8th, 2006 at 10:13 am
YAY!
I did the fat cock!!!!
I’m cool now!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 10:29 am
There are many fat cocks, but only One Fat Cock.
August 8th, 2006 at 10:41 am
But ditto:
The cocks of the many, outway the cocks of the few… or the One.
August 8th, 2006 at 10:59 am
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I quite enjoyed the Fat Cock.
August 8th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Rhett that is hawesome! I am proud of you for admitting it
August 8th, 2006 at 11:23 am
It feels good to say it.
I love fat cock…
Especially when youre posting “anonymously”…
August 8th, 2006 at 11:25 am
I love Fat Cock, I want to do Fat Cock every week.
or someting.
Are we all Fat Cock Whores for liking/talking about it so much??
August 8th, 2006 at 11:41 am
I guess you are getting plenty of Vitamin C then.
August 8th, 2006 at 11:42 am
Well, once youve had a taste of the Fat Cock, its kinda addicting…
There ya go…. Im addicted to Fat Cock.
August 8th, 2006 at 11:42 am
And protien…
Ew…ditto!…
August 8th, 2006 at 11:44 am
And protein…
I before E my ass!!!!!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Charlie… are YOU experienced….
August 8th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
wow there is a lot of fat cock here…
I think we scared everyone else away.. sorry everyone,,, come back….
August 8th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Cum back indeed!!!!!
Ah snap. There I go again…
August 8th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Here’s your SLJ callback:
“Parseltongue, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?”
August 8th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Clevar, clevar Sam…
August 8th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
August 8th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Sam, that rules! Great idea!
August 8th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Let me say, “Dead Like Me”, great show!!!
August 8th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Can I assume, Gil, you nevar saw DLM in all its unedited Showtime glory?
August 8th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Yah, you got that right Alvie. Saw the first two episodes on Sci-Fi tonight. Showtime? What’s that?
August 8th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
*whine* Man, we always come after that Fat Cock.
But at least we outnumber him!
August 9th, 2006 at 5:24 am
Finally got to listen to the VM show. Looks like The Fat Cock was a success. I’m impressed with just how much Fat Cock M&E were able to take.
August 9th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Dammit Ed you got a way with words!
Fat Balls is teh_jealous… thats all.
August 9th, 2006 at 10:13 am
—- The following is NOT meant as a dig or insult towards ANY WI listener —— fan or caller (’cause y’all are cool) it’s just my opinion of things ———-
>>>Looks like The Fat Cock was a success.
I’m sorry, I listened to this on the live feed and didn’t find it funny then and when I relistened to it on the podcast thinking maybe it was just the mood I was in Sat, but ya know while one or two of those type of VMs is kinda amusing, this was just plain dumb. It went on too long and really there was no payoff for the joke. C’mon if you guys are gonna pull a joke or something on the guys…….be creative and do something funny.
On a more positive note…….it was great having all the gang back together for a VM show finally. And again….my comment wasn’t meant to be a insult to anyone, I just didn’t see the point (or humor) of it.
August 9th, 2006 at 10:30 am
Wow…
Well let me assure that that your kind words will only make me want to do more of this, if only to piss you off. Congrats on making us stronger…
It wasnt a “joke”. It was an homage to Jacks cast. Thats it.
August 9th, 2006 at 10:40 am
>>>Well let me assure that that your kind words will only make me want to do more of this, if only to piss you off. Congrats on making us stronger…
Geez Alvie…….all I said really was that I didn’t find it funny, and didn’t get the joke (or homage in this case) Did I insult anyone in particular personally ? ummm NO. So I don’t see why you would want to do something “just to piss me off” (as you put it)
I was under the impression that this section was for comments on the show (which my post was) If I’m mistaken on this point please correct me, and I’ll apologize to whoever needs it.
August 9th, 2006 at 10:45 am
Look man, I it is for comments, and I assure you nothing is taken personal.. but dont go and say “it was plain dumb” and “cmon, do something creative and funny” and then try and quantify it by saying you werent meant to be insulting. Because when you do that you come off just like that Fork or Spork, or spunk, or whoevar that ass was that ripped you guys apart for WI 69.
Dont go and say creative critisism is what you wanted and turn around and not do it yourself.
August 9th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Alvie there is a heck of a lot of differance between what I said and Spork’s comments. Mainly the fact that my comments didn’t delve into vulgar, graphic or obscene comments that were directed towards a particular individual as a personal attack.
Yes I did say be creative….and having the exact same joke repeated over and over didn’t seem all that creative to me (at least to me anyhow) Maybe it’s just my hick nature or something but I just didn’t see the funny in it is all.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:01 am
And thats fine man, I know my ass doesnt smell like roses, but do you see what you did in that last paragraph just now? You presented your views in a manner that come off well. Had you done that in the first place we wouldnt even be having this conversation…
And sorry, when you use phrases like “plain dumb” its gonna be insulting…even if it shouldnt be.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:07 am
OK I should have phrased things different, and for that I’m sorry. I tend to have an odd sense of humor ……h eck I coulnd’t stand “Office Space” and “Napolean Dynamite” and most folks think I’m nuts because of that too.
Peace?
::: passes Alvie some rose scented ass spray :::
August 9th, 2006 at 11:10 am
Peace.
Wait, You didnt like Office Space?????
*steps on dove*
But Ill keep the ass spray thank you…
August 9th, 2006 at 11:13 am
All I have to say on this matter Brad is: if you cant take it then dont dish it out.
Or more importantly stand up for what you think, dont do all this PC bullcrap.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Nope could not stand that flick at all. Hell I work in an office enviroment and I still didn’t get it. Christina thinks I’m nuts, but to me it’s along the same lines of “Dude Where’s My Car?”
August 9th, 2006 at 11:19 am
Giving Alvie rose scented ass spray is PC bullcrap????
Oh wait….you meant that other thing didn’t you? Ah that’s over with, dead…it’s an ex-subject.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:19 am
Oh you did NOT just say that……..
August 9th, 2006 at 11:20 am
The “Dude Wheres my Car” reference I mean….
Man, our peace pact is rivaling the Middle East right now…
*teeters on the brink*
August 9th, 2006 at 11:26 am
World peace is a crock….its human nature to be at each others necks. World Understanding might happen.
and Office Space is NOTHING like “Dude Wheres my car.”……”Dude” is just one of those beer, dick, drug, fart joke movies.
Office Space is like Shaun of the Dead……when you first watch it, its kinda funny, or maybe not that funny, but the more you watch it the more you get it and laugh.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:30 am
“World Understanding”… Interesting…
August 9th, 2006 at 11:34 am
and havent we learned anything from certain movies like Serenity- Miranda- totally peaceful planet everyone died or became batshit crazy.
Or in South Park movie- The song that Satan sings- “you cant have good unless you have evil, so it must be good to be evil sometimes”
August 9th, 2006 at 11:37 am
A couple more movies that I despise and everyone else in the world seems to love:
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
A Christmas Story
August 9th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Then dont watch them.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:38 am
*South Park “Deep Thought theme” plays*
I think Ive learned something today…
You see, people fight because of views..they want to push thier beliefs on others because they think its right… but you cant push personal preference. Its like Paris Hilton not having sex for a year..it just cant happen. I think if we all realize we’re not the same, we’d actually be alot happuer…and thus, the same.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:42 am
exactly……and we need some evil or we cant have good.
and speaking of that: *pushes Alvie in the mud puddle*
August 9th, 2006 at 11:42 am
>>>Then dont watch them.
Good advice (and I don’t) but when I used to work in a video store it couldn’t be avoided.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:43 am
And thus, learn how to type “happier”.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
*lays in puddle*
My God, its becoming so clear now..
*Kicks Jason in the junk*
August 9th, 2006 at 11:49 am
*cringe*
*high voice* Enlightenment is beautiful *falls over*
August 9th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Nut shots??? C’mon I leave the board for a hour or two and you devolved into nut shots??? Geez louise!
August 9th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Heh…
“Nut shots…”
August 9th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
And that is a problem how?
August 9th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
See! ditto loves his nut shots!!!!
Wait, ditto I totally dinna mean it like that.
ditto?
ditto please come back…
August 9th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
What are you talking about, Alvie. Ameretto is made out of almonds…
August 9th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Oh…thats right…
*slaps head*
August 9th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Doesn’t it hurt when you do that?
August 9th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Whats that ditto?
I couldnt hear you, Im in a lot of pain.
August 9th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
This is my new name for a while.
August 9th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
wtf????
That was the most entertaining read evar
and all I have to say is……..
nut shots
August 9th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Charlie the Crack Guy has a different podcast.
I really enjoyed watching and hearing “Op:FaCo” play itself out! You guys rawk.
“Shit, Evo, that’s all you had to say.”
August 9th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Shit thats right… I remember Mike showing me a “Charlie the Crack Guy” at a Phoenix Walgreens once…
Sorry Charlie the Beer Guy… totally my fault.
August 9th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Well, I have to say I agree with Brad. Operation Fat Cock had so much promise! But, Mike is the one editing the show, did he pull the VM that tied the others together for the punchline? It sure seemed like there was a *pause* lack of a boom at the end.
I loved Operation Fat Cock because it was fan driven. Anytime you get your fans to make something happen, you know you are on the right track. So I think we should bash MIKE…Hey Mr. Audio God, did you not play the one VM that would’ve made the joke?
Er, and no, it wasn’t fishie. It was Yellowtail and Albacore we sent to Charlie the Beer Guy who apparently has a smoker. Mmmm smoked fish! I think we should target the other Far Point Media people and really get the other fans pissed off.
On another note, I would like to see more of the fans like Alvie, Brad, Ian, Chris, Andrea, Jimmy (if he sells enough maggerzines), ditto, Jeremy, or whomever to take the helm and try out a WI episode. I certainly learned alot doing the 68.5 episode. (No, it wasn’t 69, dammit, it was supposed to be 68.5, Joe Murphy!)
Hat’s off to the creative people who took an idea and went running…to where I have no idea… but ran they did. I’d rather listen to ditto and Andrea anyday instead of “Gee, you guys have a great show, my mom made me listen and wow, I will try to meet you at DragonCon in my Spock uniform”.
August 9th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
….uhhhh….wuhzaaa…heheheh…..pthththpthth….
August 9th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Karen…your albacore & yellowtail…my smoker…some sugar maple smouldering away…this, we call heaven.
August 9th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Yknow what I call Heaven, Charlie? Um…”Heaven”.
Thanks for the thoughts/ideas Karen! And no, Mike dinna cut anything or “mess things up” or anything like that.. There was no punchline, no grand plan, nothing like that… The VM’s were strictly to make Jack smile. That was all we we’re tryin to do. And as long as that happened, then it was teh_successful.
And yeah, I totally agree with: I’d rather listen to ditto and Andrea anyday instead of “Gee, you guys have a great show, my mom made me listen and wow, I will try to meet you at DragonCon in my Spock uniform�.
August 9th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
No kids fat cock was what it was. Sorry.
It was a joke for Jack Mangan’s benefit and that was all it was. It accomplished exactly what we wanted it to. I am sorry it did not transfer well.. but in our point of view it was a complete success. I know it sounds crazy but its the truth
August 9th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Woah!!!! Me and Andrea are totally connected at the cortex!!!!!
August 9th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Alvie- we posted the same thing at the same time… hawesome
August 9th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
oooo so thats your cortex huh?
Saxy baby, very saxy
August 9th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
AND AGAIN!!!!!
Sooooo sexy…
August 9th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Crap Alvie, I was going for 100!
August 9th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Sorry…you were sayiong…?
August 9th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
…uh…”saying”…?
August 9th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
I totally dont remember.
Sorry I got 100 Charlie.
I can retract it if you like…
Anything for you Charlie…
August 9th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Alvie, m’man, it’s an honor to lose 100 to you. As I’m often accused of saying in inappropriate contexts “Alvie ROX!!!!”
August 9th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Charlie you can say anything inappropriate you want to me…
August 9th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Go Charlie!!!!!!!!
August 9th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
OK…Andrea, my toe cheese is really smelly tonight…
August 9th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
I have a wierd feeling I read a very similar comment somewhere else Alvie… strange
August 9th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Except that!
August 9th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Um… Charlie… um…. thanks….um…thats hot?
August 9th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Oooooh baby I’m a sexy mofo…
*gloats in manliness*
August 9th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
you know it Charlie
August 9th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
*takes pictures from afar*
August 10th, 2006 at 4:48 am
Hysterical. And if you aren’t reading the urls on those posts, you are missing half the joke.
August 10th, 2006 at 7:29 am
huh? what you talking about Willis?
August 10th, 2006 at 8:35 am
ditto…sometime I just dont get you…..
August 10th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Holy crap! Now its digg and del.icio.us time??????
Yeepers you keep us on our toes!
August 11th, 2006 at 4:55 am
reddit.com should be added too.