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Wingin’ It #70: Voicemail Show

Mike, Evo, Summer, Joe, Jack, and Charlie. Wow, we’re all here. At the same time.

First Drink of the Day: Censored, Hemp Ale, Sam Adams Root Beer, some IPA.

    And now for the voicemails:

  • John Boze from Blue Sun. Bastards ain’t goin’ to pay up.
  • Ditto in Kansas City gets distracted by Jack’s comment page
  • Andrea in Chicago dittos Ditto
  • Jeremy in Seattle dittos Andrea’s dittoing Ditto
  • Alvie in Boulder dittos Jeremy’s dittling Andrea’s Ditto… Alvie gets distracted, too.
  • Karen from Kalifornia doesn’t want everyone to know about her fishie.
  • David from New Zealand has a scifi twist for 24.
  • TD0013 learns us on all we need to know about rollerderby.
  • Michael in Nashville informs us about other obscure sports.
  • Sam Jackson calls Draco Vista Studios!
  • Michael in Nashville wants to watch SoaP — Rocky Horror style. Evo has a few suggestions.
  • Gil from Milwaukee, in Chicago, with his wife, trying to meet up with Andrea.
  • Someone from Ottawa not getting Dr. Who ’til October. Poor Bastard.
  • Dick jokes on Wingin’ It?
  • Jack from Montana calling back about the frequent flyer mile donations. Sweeeeeet.

The guys thank Ian, Karen, Brad, and Chris for taking the helm for Show 69.

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119 Responses to “Wingin’ It #70: Voicemail Show”

  1. JohnBoze Says:

    Well, that worked out nicely…

  2. ditto Says:

    Dude, you get up way too early. :P

  3. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    Oh, it was Inversion IPA from the Deschutes brewery, but I think I was the only one drinking it. It was pretty good, in case you’re curious.

  4. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    !!!!! w00t!

    okay according to the show notes, i ditto ditto and i get dittled by Jeremy… sweet!

    oh crap.. well its not so bad, I am getting my new computer today so I cant listen to this right now.. Im getting my new MacBook Pro!!!

  5. Sarah from Charleston Says:

    they tried the RHPS thing with Hedwig and the Angry Inch too, and some casts do Shock Treatment more than Rocky Horror.

    and when you do Rocky Horror and Shock Treatment in the same night its called a Shocky Horror Double Feature

    ANd some casts play trailers of movies before the movie, and callback. one of my casts does Hedwig, Shock Treatment, Phantom of the Paradise, and Moulin Rouge.

    but i dunno if SoaP will take off as “the new” rhps…. im not opposed to it, just skeptical, having been around throughout all the other attempts at a “new” rhps..

    this past RHPS that i did, (this past weekend) i didnt perform and just got fuckin trashed. i was gonna call but i was to wasted and forgot.

    and… so.. yeah.. i dunno.. just listneing… thought i would say that

  6. A Fat Cock Says:

    w00t!

    Diddling ditto diddlers all around!!!!!

  7. ditto Says:

    Gah! I sound like crap!

  8. A Fat Cock Says:

    No you dont!!!!! NEVAR say that!!!!

    ditto gawddamn rules.

  9. ditto Says:

    Fat Cock. Funniest thing EVAR.

  10. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    New Macs and fat cocks rule!!!!

  11. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    Guys go to Amsterdam.. they put hemp in everything. I had the tastiest hemp cola there.

  12. A Fat Cock Says:

    Do they put hemp in thier fat cocks?

  13. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    Im not answering that “A Fat Cock”

    ditto you sound so cute!!!!

  14. ditto Says:

    Who am I to argue with a Smart Hottie?

  15. A Fat Cock Says:

    Nuff said!’

    Told you ditto’s hawsome.

  16. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    I dittled Andrea…sweet.

  17. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    They put their fat cock in hemp rather.

    http://www.quakerugby.org/7s/home.html

    In case anyone is wondering about the fat cock.

    Totally safe for work, has nothing to do with *ahem* penis.

  18. A Fat Cock Says:

    Ah yes! Those “Fat Cocks” are quite cool to.

    Heh, poor dyslexic Mike! Planes on a Snake…

  19. ditto Says:

    Planes on a Snake = squish

  20. Sarah from Charleston Says:

    lol ditto

  21. A Fat Cock Says:

    Awwww!

    *group hug*

    YAY!

  22. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    We are TEH_FUNNIE :) LOL!

  23. Doz in KS Says:

    Great show! Glad to have everyone back together!

    Loved the Fat Co….ummm

    The Fat Cock was funny!

  24. A Fat Cock Says:

    [peer pressure] Say it Doz… you know you wanna.

    I…love…the…fat…cock…

    Come on Doz… youre cool if you do [/peer pressure]

  25. Doz in KS Says:

    I… love… the… fat..co…co…cok-a-doodle-doo!

    Damn almost had it!

  26. A Fat Cock Says:

    *SIGH*

    Oh, Doz…

  27. Doz in KS Says:

    Can I try the fat cock again?

  28. Gil Says:

    Oh and the Ella Fitzgerald was the sister of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

    Yah.

    That’s what it is.

  29. A Fat Cock Says:

    You just did DOZ! Congrats!!!!!!!

    Thats a fact of history Gil!!!! You know it!!!

  30. Barry Says:

    Six posts before a cock shows up in the conversation. That has to be some kind of a record.

    I would have expected a lot of cocks (a cornucopia of cocks?) to show up in WI 70 with all the penis jokes. I guess I’ll have to listen to the show and what’s in it.

    I’m off to New Orleans tomorrow for a few days. I look forwad to trying to some local beer. Any suggestions?

  31. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    it twas a damn fine cock. finest seen ’round these parts in years.

    Oh yeah and by the way.. it was so damn cool to have the whole gang together again with their shiny new intro music and all. Good to have y’all back.

  32. Doz in KS Says:

    YAY!

    I did the fat cock!!!!

    I’m cool now!!!

  33. ditto Says:

    There are many fat cocks, but only One Fat Cock.

  34. A Fat Cock Says:

    But ditto:

    The cocks of the many, outway the cocks of the few… or the One.

  35. Rhettro Says:

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I quite enjoyed the Fat Cock.

  36. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    Rhett that is hawesome! I am proud of you for admitting it

  37. A Fat Cock Says:

    It feels good to say it.

    I love fat cock…

    Especially when youre posting “anonymously”…

  38. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    I love Fat Cock, I want to do Fat Cock every week.

    or someting.

    Are we all Fat Cock Whores for liking/talking about it so much??

  39. ditto Says:

    I guess you are getting plenty of Vitamin C then.

  40. A Fat Cock Says:

    Well, once youve had a taste of the Fat Cock, its kinda addicting…

    There ya go…. Im addicted to Fat Cock.

  41. A Fat Cock Says:

    And protien…

    Ew…ditto!…

  42. A Fat Cock Says:

    And protein…

    I before E my ass!!!!!!!

  43. Alvie Says:

    Charlie… are YOU experienced….

  44. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    wow there is a lot of fat cock here…

    I think we scared everyone else away.. sorry everyone,,, come back….

  45. Alvie Says:

    Cum back indeed!!!!!

    Ah snap. There I go again…

  46. Sam Says:

    Here’s your SLJ callback:

    “Parseltongue, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?”

  47. Alvie Says:

    Clevar, clevar Sam…

  48. Sam Says:

    :)

  49. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Sam, that rules! Great idea!

  50. Gil Says:

    Let me say, “Dead Like Me”, great show!!!

  51. Alvie Says:

    Can I assume, Gil, you nevar saw DLM in all its unedited Showtime glory?

  52. Gil Says:

    Yah, you got that right Alvie. Saw the first two episodes on Sci-Fi tonight. Showtime? What’s that? :lol:

  53. Fat Balls Says:

    *whine* Man, we always come after that Fat Cock.

    But at least we outnumber him!

  54. Ed from Texas Says:

    Finally got to listen to the VM show. Looks like The Fat Cock was a success. I’m impressed with just how much Fat Cock M&E were able to take.

  55. A Fat Cock Says:

    Dammit Ed you got a way with words!

    Fat Balls is teh_jealous… thats all.

  56. Brad Says:

    —- The following is NOT meant as a dig or insult towards ANY WI listener —— fan or caller (’cause y’all are cool) it’s just my opinion of things ———-

    >>>Looks like The Fat Cock was a success.

    I’m sorry, I listened to this on the live feed and didn’t find it funny then and when I relistened to it on the podcast thinking maybe it was just the mood I was in Sat, but ya know while one or two of those type of VMs is kinda amusing, this was just plain dumb. It went on too long and really there was no payoff for the joke. C’mon if you guys are gonna pull a joke or something on the guys…….be creative and do something funny.

    On a more positive note…….it was great having all the gang back together for a VM show finally. And again….my comment wasn’t meant to be a insult to anyone, I just didn’t see the point (or humor) of it.

  57. Alvie Says:

    Wow…

    Well let me assure that that your kind words will only make me want to do more of this, if only to piss you off. Congrats on making us stronger…

    It wasnt a “joke”. It was an homage to Jacks cast. Thats it.

  58. Brad Says:

    >>>Well let me assure that that your kind words will only make me want to do more of this, if only to piss you off. Congrats on making us stronger…

    Geez Alvie…….all I said really was that I didn’t find it funny, and didn’t get the joke (or homage in this case) Did I insult anyone in particular personally ? ummm NO. So I don’t see why you would want to do something “just to piss me off” (as you put it)

    I was under the impression that this section was for comments on the show (which my post was) If I’m mistaken on this point please correct me, and I’ll apologize to whoever needs it.

  59. Alvie Says:

    Look man, I it is for comments, and I assure you nothing is taken personal.. but dont go and say “it was plain dumb” and “cmon, do something creative and funny” and then try and quantify it by saying you werent meant to be insulting. Because when you do that you come off just like that Fork or Spork, or spunk, or whoevar that ass was that ripped you guys apart for WI 69.

    Dont go and say creative critisism is what you wanted and turn around and not do it yourself.

  60. Brad Says:

    Alvie there is a heck of a lot of differance between what I said and Spork’s comments. Mainly the fact that my comments didn’t delve into vulgar, graphic or obscene comments that were directed towards a particular individual as a personal attack.

    Yes I did say be creative….and having the exact same joke repeated over and over didn’t seem all that creative to me (at least to me anyhow) Maybe it’s just my hick nature or something but I just didn’t see the funny in it is all.

  61. Alvie Says:

    And thats fine man, I know my ass doesnt smell like roses, but do you see what you did in that last paragraph just now? You presented your views in a manner that come off well. Had you done that in the first place we wouldnt even be having this conversation…

    And sorry, when you use phrases like “plain dumb” its gonna be insulting…even if it shouldnt be.

  62. Brad Says:

    OK I should have phrased things different, and for that I’m sorry. I tend to have an odd sense of humor ……h eck I coulnd’t stand “Office Space” and “Napolean Dynamite” and most folks think I’m nuts because of that too.

    Peace?

    ::: passes Alvie some rose scented ass spray :::

  63. Alvie Says:

    Peace.

    Wait, You didnt like Office Space?????

    *steps on dove*

    But Ill keep the ass spray thank you…

  64. Jason C. Says:

    All I have to say on this matter Brad is: if you cant take it then dont dish it out.

    Or more importantly stand up for what you think, dont do all this PC bullcrap.

  65. Brad Says:

    Nope could not stand that flick at all. Hell I work in an office enviroment and I still didn’t get it. Christina thinks I’m nuts, but to me it’s along the same lines of “Dude Where’s My Car?”

  66. Brad Says:

    Giving Alvie rose scented ass spray is PC bullcrap????

    Oh wait….you meant that other thing didn’t you? Ah that’s over with, dead…it’s an ex-subject.

  67. Alvie Says:

    Oh you did NOT just say that……..

  68. Alvie Says:

    The “Dude Wheres my Car” reference I mean….

    Man, our peace pact is rivaling the Middle East right now…

    *teeters on the brink*

  69. Jason C. Says:

    World peace is a crock….its human nature to be at each others necks. World Understanding might happen.

    and Office Space is NOTHING like “Dude Wheres my car.”……”Dude” is just one of those beer, dick, drug, fart joke movies.

    Office Space is like Shaun of the Dead……when you first watch it, its kinda funny, or maybe not that funny, but the more you watch it the more you get it and laugh.

  70. Alvie Says:

    “World Understanding”… Interesting…

  71. Jason C. Says:

    and havent we learned anything from certain movies like Serenity- Miranda- totally peaceful planet everyone died or became batshit crazy.

    Or in South Park movie- The song that Satan sings- “you cant have good unless you have evil, so it must be good to be evil sometimes”

  72. Brad Says:

    A couple more movies that I despise and everyone else in the world seems to love:

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    A Christmas Story

  73. Jason C. Says:

    Then dont watch them.

  74. Alvie Says:

    *South Park “Deep Thought theme” plays*

    I think Ive learned something today…

    You see, people fight because of views..they want to push thier beliefs on others because they think its right… but you cant push personal preference. Its like Paris Hilton not having sex for a year..it just cant happen. I think if we all realize we’re not the same, we’d actually be alot happuer…and thus, the same.

  75. Jason C. Says:

    exactly……and we need some evil or we cant have good.

    and speaking of that: *pushes Alvie in the mud puddle*

  76. Brad Says:

    >>>Then dont watch them.

    Good advice (and I don’t) but when I used to work in a video store it couldn’t be avoided.

  77. Alvie Says:

    And thus, learn how to type “happier”.

  78. Alvie Says:

    *lays in puddle*

    My God, its becoming so clear now..

    *Kicks Jason in the junk*

  79. Jason C. Says:

    *cringe*

    *high voice* Enlightenment is beautiful *falls over*

  80. Brad Says:

    Nut shots??? C’mon I leave the board for a hour or two and you devolved into nut shots??? Geez louise!

  81. Alvie Says:

    Heh…

    “Nut shots…”

  82. ditto Says:

    And that is a problem how?

  83. Alvie Says:

    See! ditto loves his nut shots!!!!

    Wait, ditto I totally dinna mean it like that.

    ditto?

    ditto please come back…

  84. ditto Says:

    What are you talking about, Alvie. Ameretto is made out of almonds…

  85. Alvie Says:

    Oh…thats right…

    *slaps head*

  86. ditto Says:

    Doesn’t it hurt when you do that?

  87. Alvie - sorry for inferring Charlie is on, was on, or evar will be on Crack Says:

    Whats that ditto?

    I couldnt hear you, Im in a lot of pain.

  88. Alvie - sorry for inferring Charlie is on, was on, or evar will be on Crack Says:

    This is my new name for a while.

  89. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    wtf????

    That was the most entertaining read evar

    and all I have to say is……..

    nut shots

  90. Jack Mangan Says:

    Charlie the Crack Guy has a different podcast.

    I really enjoyed watching and hearing “Op:FaCo” play itself out! You guys rawk.

    “Shit, Evo, that’s all you had to say.”

  91. Voodoo Doll Says:

    Shit thats right… I remember Mike showing me a “Charlie the Crack Guy” at a Phoenix Walgreens once…

    Sorry Charlie the Beer Guy… totally my fault.

  92. karen from kalifornia Says:

    Well, I have to say I agree with Brad. Operation Fat Cock had so much promise! But, Mike is the one editing the show, did he pull the VM that tied the others together for the punchline? It sure seemed like there was a *pause* lack of a boom at the end.
    I loved Operation Fat Cock because it was fan driven. Anytime you get your fans to make something happen, you know you are on the right track. So I think we should bash MIKE…Hey Mr. Audio God, did you not play the one VM that would’ve made the joke?
    Er, and no, it wasn’t fishie. It was Yellowtail and Albacore we sent to Charlie the Beer Guy who apparently has a smoker. Mmmm smoked fish! I think we should target the other Far Point Media people and really get the other fans pissed off.
    On another note, I would like to see more of the fans like Alvie, Brad, Ian, Chris, Andrea, Jimmy (if he sells enough maggerzines), ditto, Jeremy, or whomever to take the helm and try out a WI episode. I certainly learned alot doing the 68.5 episode. (No, it wasn’t 69, dammit, it was supposed to be 68.5, Joe Murphy!)
    Hat’s off to the creative people who took an idea and went running…to where I have no idea… but ran they did. I’d rather listen to ditto and Andrea anyday instead of “Gee, you guys have a great show, my mom made me listen and wow, I will try to meet you at DragonCon in my Spock uniform”.

  93. Charlie the Crack Guy Says:

    ….uhhhh….wuhzaaa…heheheh…..pthththpthth….

  94. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    Karen…your albacore & yellowtail…my smoker…some sugar maple smouldering away…this, we call heaven.

  95. Alvie Says:

    Yknow what I call Heaven, Charlie? Um…”Heaven”.

    Thanks for the thoughts/ideas Karen! And no, Mike dinna cut anything or “mess things up” or anything like that.. There was no punchline, no grand plan, nothing like that… The VM’s were strictly to make Jack smile. That was all we we’re tryin to do. And as long as that happened, then it was teh_successful.

    And yeah, I totally agree with: I’d rather listen to ditto and Andrea anyday instead of “Gee, you guys have a great show, my mom made me listen and wow, I will try to meet you at DragonCon in my Spock uniform�.

  96. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    No kids fat cock was what it was. Sorry.
    It was a joke for Jack Mangan’s benefit and that was all it was. It accomplished exactly what we wanted it to. I am sorry it did not transfer well.. but in our point of view it was a complete success. I know it sounds crazy but its the truth

    :)

  97. Alvie Says:

    Woah!!!! Me and Andrea are totally connected at the cortex!!!!!

  98. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    Alvie- we posted the same thing at the same time… hawesome

  99. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    oooo so thats your cortex huh?

    Saxy baby, very saxy

  100. Alvie Says:

    AND AGAIN!!!!!

    Sooooo sexy…

  101. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    Crap Alvie, I was going for 100!

  102. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    Sorry…you were sayiong…?

  103. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    …uh…”saying”…?

  104. Alvie Says:

    I totally dont remember.

    Sorry I got 100 Charlie.

    I can retract it if you like…

    Anything for you Charlie…

  105. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    Alvie, m’man, it’s an honor to lose 100 to you. As I’m often accused of saying in inappropriate contexts “Alvie ROX!!!!”

  106. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    Charlie you can say anything inappropriate you want to me…

  107. Alvie Says:

    Go Charlie!!!!!!!!

  108. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    OK…Andrea, my toe cheese is really smelly tonight…

  109. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    I have a wierd feeling I read a very similar comment somewhere else Alvie… strange

  110. Alvie Says:

    Except that!

  111. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    Um… Charlie… um…. thanks….um…thats hot?

  112. Charlie the Beer Guy Says:

    Oooooh baby I’m a sexy mofo…

    *gloats in manliness*

  113. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    you know it Charlie :)

  114. Alvie Says:

    *takes pictures from afar*

  115. ditto Says:

    Hysterical. And if you aren’t reading the urls on those posts, you are missing half the joke.

  116. Andrea Smarty Hottie Says:

    huh? what you talking about Willis?

  117. Alvie Says:

    ditto…sometime I just dont get you…..

  118. Alvie Says:

    Holy crap! Now its digg and del.icio.us time??????

    Yeepers you keep us on our toes!

  119. ditto Says:

    reddit.com should be added too.

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