Wingin’ It #77: Voicemail Show
Small crew this week: Mike, Summer, Jack, and Charlie.
First Drink of the Day, thanks to Enormous from Australia, and dedicated to Steve Irwin: Cooper’s Dark Ale, the Extra Stout, and OPA(?)
- And now for the voicemails:
- Scott from Tucson comes up with a name for a Killer Bunny card. It’s a pun. Get it? GET IT!?!
- Mike of the Riverbend calls to ZZZzzzzzzzz.
- It’s Mark from Fuckin’ Memphis!
- Megan from California fills us in on The Princeton Review Vocabulary Minute.
- To Mason Rocket, from caller: Nipples are not dirty. To caller, from Mason Rocket: Yes they are… AND THAT’S A GOOD THING, KINDA LIKE PUSSY! Know what’s dirtier and better than a pair of nipples? Two pairs of nipples rubbing against each other. Or, two pussies rubbing against each other. Or nipples rubbing against pussies. My point is, nipples are dirty if it’s done right.
- What is the punchline to The Breakfast Club joke. I hear a contest comin’ on!
- Enormous from Australia can’t figure out the beer openers. There’s a trick to them.
- Scott tells the worst pun ever, but Summer seemed to like it.
- Randal talks about Pluto, but he’s wrong. Pluto didn’t fail to meet the definition of a planet because it crosses Neptune’s path. It fails because it has a lot of debris around it, therefore it failed to clear out it’s path. You can find a discussion of this very topic on Skepticality, where they discuss Pluto with Dr. Phil Plait.
- Rapid Eye’s had a couple of beers, he’s in a field somewhere with a telescope. Can’t hear the rest, cause the guys are laughing all over it.
- Rapid Eye calls again, and says the same thing, but sober. I’m thinking the voicemails should have been switched.
- Andrea from Chicago was a Catholic school girl. That is so dirty (see bullet point above).
- Scott from Tucson is asking for a bumper. Dude, if the bumper happens, it happens. Don’t force it. Asking for a bumper is like reading what someone wrote in your yearbook right after they wrote in it. It’s just not cool. And he says something about doughnuts.
- Joel from California lets us know that Classic Episode Number 9 link is broken.
- Andrea talks more about Catholic grade school sex education.
- Um… that’s mike@dragonpage.com
- We changed the voicemail message, and there was much rejoicing.
- Joel from California wants the uncensored Episode 30.
- Hellziggy, long time listener, first time caller, disses Mike and advises on sending beer.
- Anna in Washington has found good beer! Has she found any more mur jokes?
- Anna in Washington recommends to Sheila the Caramel Sugar Bomb… lite. ’cause that one’s good for ya.
- How many mur voicemails are there in one show!
- Fuck.
- Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck.
- An apology from Alvie in Boulder.
- Andrea, stuck in traffic, unloads.
- Andrea wishes Charlie a Happy Birthday.
- Arry from Boston goes a looooong way for a pun. At least it’s a clever one.
- An opinion about the advertising.
- Mike from Florida with a coffee comment.
- Enormous from Australia loved our Dragon*Con shows.
- Chris the Fixed Kitty has found The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
- Oh, My, God, It’s IMP! I’m so fucking, god-damned, pissed that I’m not going to the PME. Son of a bitch!
- Enormous from Australia on portion size.
- Chad from Florida saw us live at Dragon*Con. He loooooves us, he wants to maaarrrry us.
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Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
September 26th, 2006 at 5:01 am
Wow, firsties for me? Inconceiveable!
I may have to record some controversial thoughts on sexuality.
September 26th, 2006 at 5:03 am
Awwww, Alvie’s so cute when he’s apologizing profusely.
September 26th, 2006 at 7:24 am
Awwwww…..
Wait, I am?
September 26th, 2006 at 7:28 am
Wow… Ok, so I need to be sober before the show starts. What the fuck did I say?
September 26th, 2006 at 7:30 am
awwwww cute Alvie voicemail? I cant wait to hear.. oh jesus I called in a lot on Friday.. sorry. Im ascared of the catholic school girl outfit link though
September 26th, 2006 at 7:43 am
Sorry, I was just out having my son sterilized…what were we talking about?
September 26th, 2006 at 7:48 am
Mah!!!!!!!
Dont worry Charlie… Im right behind you…. My daughter is 4 and son is 1… and theyre gonna fuckin stay that way….
K not literally…
hey did Charlie just make a Naughty by Nature joke???? Wa Ha!!!!
September 26th, 2006 at 7:56 am
Mark from memphis!! w00t!
awww my poor repressed Joe
September 26th, 2006 at 8:14 am
snippy snippy snippy goes the scissor man?
September 26th, 2006 at 8:14 am
Jesus get over the catholic school girl thing! Those outfits were NOT hot. They were the ugliest plaid patterns they could find in existance. Okay I will adimit to trying to make it look sexy after school when flirting with Hugh my husband (well he wasnt my husband then of course) but they are not sexy! I dont get it. Any shirt and a skirt can be made sexy.
September 26th, 2006 at 8:15 am
But Mike, I do appreciate the love
September 26th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Even a gojira patterned skirt can be sexy……
roar baby.
September 26th, 2006 at 8:21 am
Anything gojira is sexy.
you know.. call me quazy but I kind of agree with Mike. But people will still be ignorant. They will reverse the sterilization and go nuts… also sterilization does nothing for the spreading of disease…but in essence Mike I do sorta agree with you.
September 26th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Hellziggy!
Alvie!!!!– he is a voicemail genius.. I could never hope to be so good
September 26th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Oh my….Andrea….school girl outfit…Uh…I …oh never mind. Great photos Andrea!
Alvie! Alvie is my GawD! I feel better at work now. Thx!!
September 26th, 2006 at 8:33 am
Yknow Enormous sure does give yall mad props, even after all the ripping youve done on him…. ah Enormous… sweet sweet man.
September 26th, 2006 at 8:33 am
Sweet!!!!! Glad I could help Pat!
September 26th, 2006 at 8:34 am
“Alvie!!!!– he is a voicemail genius.. I could never hope to be so good”
Care to debate that? I am a master…um…debater…
September 26th, 2006 at 8:37 am
enormous *swoon*
Charlie agreed.. Mike was a little overly excited
September 26th, 2006 at 8:40 am
Alvie- sure lets debate that.. since you are a um.. a master and all
September 26th, 2006 at 8:41 am
I can’t blame him Andrea. Come on! You’re ruining alot of pants …ya know! LOL
Mike, can you loop Summer’s “Their bandwidth makes me hot.”? Wow…
It’s getting hawt here! Okay I’ll try to get back to work…thx ladies.
September 26th, 2006 at 8:47 am
“its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes”– sorry couldnt resist
No problem Pat, glad I could help even though I still dont get it
September 26th, 2006 at 8:52 am
Whos pants what?????
Andrea i both feel sorry and envy you at the same time….
September 26th, 2006 at 8:52 am
That’s okay…people don’t get me sometimes. =) Just ask Rettro or Gil. LOL
September 26th, 2006 at 8:53 am
Andrea… Beer + Hot Girl + Beer + Hot Girl in Fantasy Outfit + Beer +My Active Imagination = …I’ll be in my bunk.
Patman… I’m going to cut that out and use it as a commercial for FastQ. I think it’ll get lots of folks checking out the site.
September 26th, 2006 at 8:54 am
The sound you hear is bunks all over the country being simultaniously ruined…..
September 26th, 2006 at 9:03 am
Mike, you and Summer need to be paid some serious cash for that. LOL Their business will increase tenfold for that!
September 26th, 2006 at 9:08 am
well Mike I’ll take it as a compliment, thank you
September 26th, 2006 at 9:16 am
Ok, now I am scared cuz I sent beer via the PO.
September 26th, 2006 at 9:29 am
I get beer in the mail all the time. So far no one has knocked on my door… Hang on, someone just pulled up in the driveway. BRB
September 26th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Cheese it! Its me!
September 26th, 2006 at 10:46 am
I don’t think this is quite funny enough for a vm but on the Pluto topic…true story.
My Grandparents came up to Flagstaff and I was showing them around I pointed to the observetory and said “that is where they discovered Pluto”
My grandmother’s response “The dog?” *completely serious*
September 26th, 2006 at 10:46 am
Ok I realized I needed to come over and apologize. I do understand the catholic uniform thing, because I have an obsession with men in suits… A hot guy in a nice suit is a thing of beauty. But um at least men in suits are OVER 18.. girls in uniforms are on the wrong side of legal babe.
September 26th, 2006 at 11:41 am
Hellziggy, you shouldn’t be dissin’ the sound of you voice, it’s quite classy. Please submit more VMs.
September 26th, 2006 at 11:42 am
18 and 19 is still teenager. But a hot babe in her 20’s and 30’s in a school girl outfit………… Yeah, I’ll be in my bunk.
September 26th, 2006 at 11:43 am
“girls in uniforms are on the wrong side of legal babe”
Not in WVa =-)
September 26th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Mike, you get my package yet??
September 26th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
I got something in the mail, but I’m not touching your package dude. *Sheesh*
September 26th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Andrea…
schoolgirl…
yeah…
I’ll be in my bunk.
September 26th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
Man how can people drink Starbucks coffee. It is perhaps the worst coffee I have ever tasted. Admittedly I am luckly to live in a country which has a very strong coffee culture and indeed has some of the best coffee cafe’s around, but still, if anyone were to open up a cafe and actaully serve propper coffee Starbucks would never get any buiness.
September 27th, 2006 at 9:08 am
Yes, sending beer via the PO is bad. Many homebrewers have found this out, some of them the hard way. Every major homebrew competition tells you that if you have to send your submissions, use UPS, DHL, or FedEx.
Now, as has been mentioned, you can’t tell them what is really in there, especially in the US, since the laws vary from state to state about sending and receiving alcohol. This mainly applies to the PO, but there could be problems with the other carries too. When I sent my mead to M & E, I told UPS that it was “glass”. That seemed to be enough for them. If you need something a bit more descriptive, I remember a homebrew competition that said in their information for shipping submissions, to label them as “kitchen utensils”.
September 27th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
yknow…. theres a “Smarty” in Andreas name for a reason….
September 28th, 2006 at 6:00 am
That’s why we set up the beer line to Magnum’s. If you want to give us beer, do it there. It saves everyone from having to deal with this problem. 866-34-cigar. There is still plenty of beers there that we have not tried, and the stock is changing all the time.
September 28th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
And Mike segways into a plug with the effortlessness of a seasoned veterin
September 28th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
That reminds me, does Magnums have a beer callled “Little Creatures” ??
September 28th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
FWIW, I am not nor have I ever been employed by Starbucks. I’m just a librarian with a coffee addiction.
It’s not bad for high-end mass-produced coffee. I generally prefer the local roaster over Starbucks, but when I’m traveling, I’ll get Starbucks coffee because I know that it will be consistently good no matter where I am.
Oh, and I generally do espresso rather than drip coffee. All I need is a couple of shots of espresso and some steamed non-fat milk. None of that sugary flavored crap for me, thank you.
October 1st, 2006 at 12:30 pm
A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.” And the *poodle* says, “Are you kidding? Once I get the drink I’ll have everything!”
October 8th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Thanks for playing my m@th@rf@ck@ng song on your m@th@rf@ck@ng podcast.
Tom Meltzer aka The Princeton Review Orchestra