This week’s voicemail show brought to you by: Mike, Evo, Jack, and Kris the Cheesecake Lady.
Stouts and Porters go good with nutbread, just to let you know.
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OK, so it’s fake. But dammit, it sure seemed plausible at the time.
Tim Callender from the Babylon Podcast sent me a link to “The Unified Field Crossover History of the Universe“, which has been meticulously researched and often delves into utter geekdom, but even I found hi-larious.
If you ever wondered what the Doctor was doing at the time the Vulcans were getting into space travel and just what the Vorlons had to do with the birth of Jesus, you’ll like it too.
Choosing a section to quote was difficult:
130,000 BC: Homo sapiens sapiens begins to replace Homo sapiens neandrathalis.
- Homo trollus damuglius diverges from homo sapiens neandrathalis.100,000 BC: Time-Lords from the future arrive on the planet Minyos, decide to do all they can to help Minyan cvilization develop. This messes things up so badly most future Time-Lords will develop a non-interventionist policy.
60,000 BC: Emergence of homo sapiens aquaticus in waters.
50,000 BC: Emergence of homo sapiens off-shoots: homo elvis, homo dwarvus, homo hobbitus.
- In water, regular merfolk and Deep Ones diverge.
- Chieftan Crom-Ya experiences mind-control effects from Great Old Ones.15,000 BC: In space, construction begins on Ringworld.
- On earth, Cthulhu/Morgoth awakens, badly injured. Sensing sentient beings ’round campfires, reaches for help, hopes to reach corruptable shaman. Will eventually reach Sauron the Necromancer. Efforts will fail. Sauron will retreat into caves.
The whole thing is split over multiple pages. I made it to the 1200’s before my head a’spload.
Wow! We have Evo, Mike, Joe, Jack, Charlie the Beer Guy, Doug the Trivia Guy, Kris the Cheesecake Lady, Debbie the Pizza Lady, and Sheila, the sexy lady.
First Drink of the Day: Moylan’s Hopsicle Imperial Ale
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David Moldawer, Kick Ass Mystic Ninja, occasional book reviewer for The Dragon Page Cover to Cover and podcaster in his own right recently got a mention on Boing Boing. I love it when our kids grow up. [Sniff.]
This week we are joined by Mike, Evo, Joe, Jack, Charlie the Beer Guy, and Doug the Trivia Guy.
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To balance that last post, you’ll be happy to learn that at least one prostitute has set up shop in Second Life. With the recent rumors of the IRS looking at all those virtual dollars (that start as real ones) changing hands, it makes you wonder when the Vice Squad will show up on the scene. If only I had a faster computer…
Things are getting a little bizarre around here. Did you know that the U.S. has banned the import of Vegemite and it’s such a big deal that the U.S. Border Patrol is asking would-be crossers to declare the some-say-tasty spread?
Mike, Summer, and Jack, all by themselves.
First Drink of the Day: Punkin Ale, Mead.
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Mike, Summer, Jack, and Kris the Cheesecake Lady, rock the fuckin’ mics! Yeah!
I couldn’t find the Miller Lite commercial Summer was talking about, but while searching I came across this old favorite.
First Drink of the Day: Um, no firs… what? What’s happening? They’re talking about beer, but no music is playing.
Some news: The VM show is now being limited to a half hour. We’ll see how long this lasts.
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