Kids.
I’m not an asshole. OK, maybe I am. But I’m not an asshole when it comes to replying to email. However, Summer and I just uncovered a problem I’ve been having for about three weeks. So if you emailed me and were expecting a reply — it’ll be a little longer. Lots of spam to sort out and then lots of folks I need to follow up with. Sorry. 
Asshole.
Oh wait I nevar emailed you….
Sorry. Force of habit.
Evo, you are an asshole, but very good at replying to email. I can attest to both facts after you were very helpful by replying to my email before the pool party. Then at the pool party you were pretty much an asshole, but not to me in person, just to folks in general. And no, you don’t owe me an email.