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Wil Wheaton didn’t care for Open Water

There was no way in hell I was gonna see this movie. I like to dive and therefore have no desire seeing people getting left by their dive boat far away from land.

Wil Wheaton sums up the entire movie in 28 lines and great spoiler-ific fashion, coming up with this final take-away:

Think of this as an early holiday gift from me to you: I just saved you either eight bucks, a slot in your Netflix queue, or at least 90 minutes of your life that you could spend punching yourself in the junk.

Wil rocks.

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