Don’t nobody bring me no bad news
Because I’ve had more than enough this week.
Turns out that Kuato is malignant. So I have one big ass cancer inside me.
Next step, get it out. Then they’ll do more tests on it.
I don’t know when the surgery is, not sure if it’ll be here in Tucson, or in Phoenix. Don’t know what stage, not sure how malignant it is.
I’ll be talking with the surgeon soon to plan the next step.
November 29th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
You kick Kuato’s ass!
November 29th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
*joe bear hug*
I heart you Joe
yeah sounds like kuato needs to be taught a lesson. he fucked with the wrong person.
You are in my thoughts.
dammit you get another hug *big hug* and a kiss *mwa*
November 29th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
You can fight it, Joe! We’re in your corner, man.
November 29th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
Kuato doesn’t stand a chance against the might of the Mighty Joe Army! We are behind you all the way man. Let us know if you need anything.
November 29th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
So say we all!
November 29th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
SO SAY WE ALL!
We’re all behind you, Joe, and we’re not going anywhere.
November 29th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Ah shit joe. Dunno what to say other than hang in there mate.
November 29th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
We love you Joe. We are in your corner if you need anything, anything. You are in our prayers.
Kick Kuato’s ASS to the curb.
Laura
November 29th, 2006 at 10:48 pm
It took cajones of steel to post this, man. My hat is off to you.
You have my number. Whatever you need. Day or night.
November 30th, 2006 at 1:27 am
So say we all!
Yo, Joe!
November 30th, 2006 at 1:38 am
I’ll be doing my best to send good thoughts your way. Kick it’s stupid ass!
November 30th, 2006 at 5:39 am
Damn
November 30th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Been away a while and just heard about this.
My thoughts are with you Joe.
“Never give up, Never surrender!”
November 30th, 2006 at 7:54 am
Man, that sucks Joe. Let the surgeons take that fucker out of you and then you can kick it to the curb. Hang in there!
November 30th, 2006 at 8:10 am
Cancer = scariest thing EVAR. Hang in there, we’re holding you safe in our hearts.
November 30th, 2006 at 8:12 am
Joe,
When life gives you lemons….. beat Kuato to a fuckin pulp. No i mean a fuckin pulp. I want bits of Kuato strung out around the greater Phoenix and/or Tucson area. Fuckin right.
*breathes*
We heart you Rocket Man….
November 30th, 2006 at 9:51 am
So say we FRACKING all!
November 30th, 2006 at 10:38 am
So say we all. I’ll be seeing you in December, and I’m gonna give you a hug for ever positive thought thats beamed your way.
November 30th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Kill Kuato! In my thoughts and prayers, you can beat it man!
November 30th, 2006 at 10:51 am
(Fingers to temples) Beaming positive thoughts to Joe!
November 30th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Joe, how many times have I told you to chew your underdeveloped, conjoined twin before you swallow?
My thoughts and blessings are with you during your separation surgery.
November 30th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
I’ll be seeing you in December, and I’m gonna give you a hug for ever positive thought thats beamed your way.
Karen: Should I warm up my script engine? Cuz I’m sure Joe would appreciate a bajillion hugs.
November 30th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Mason Rocket vs Kuato the Malignant.
You will beat this, Joe. You are strong. You are optimistic. You are way too fucking Cool to let this thing win.
We’re all right behind you in spirit, man, we’ve got your back.
And if you start to feel down, imagine a 6-foot black guy with Pompoms in his hands (and probably about 50 pounds on you) doing “Go, Joe, Go!” like Dale Arden in Flash Gordon.
And laugh your ass off.
November 30th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Guess what, I’m a Mason now. And you’d better take care if you wanna stay on the good side of the guy who’s got the secret handshake DOWN.
Secret handshake the shit out of Kuato, Joe. We’re all behind you, and thanks for keeping us informed so we can organize the troops if we have to.
November 30th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
I know some Marines… we can send in the Marines…
Seriously, if you want to blow that thing to crap with an MP5, I have a friend in Phoenix that can set you up. Er, after you have it removed. I don’t think automatic weapons are usually recommended as a surgical approach.
November 30th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
We are all behind you…
And not to give you a wedgie, neither…
November 30th, 2006 at 5:23 pm
So say we all!!!
November 30th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
My dad beat lung cancer in the 80’s. My mother-in-law and my aunt have both recently beat breast cancer (for mom-in-law, it was NOT an “early detection” case). Seriously, they can tackle this stuff now.
Despite your lack of appreciation for the best beverage on Earth, you rock, and you will beat this.
November 30th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Damn, Joe say it aint so. I’ll be pulling for ya man.
Hey from one Joe to another, if there is anything I can do, you have my sword.
November 30th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
God-damn little stomach-alien bastard!
I know you’ll kick Kuato’s ugly little ass though! He definitely deserves an ass-kicking since he made you say, in print no less, that Evo is a genius. That kind of thing can’t be taken lightly.
You’ve got so much positive energy flowing at you from all over the world that there’s no way you *won’t* beat this.
And then when Kuato is dead, Draco-Vista can throw the biggest, loudest and wildest pool party Phoenix has ever seen! Long live Mason Rocket! So say we all!
December 1st, 2006 at 12:11 am
We all love you Joe and if there is anyone who can show cancer how strong us Human beings are, it’s you. Anything at all you need man we all have your back brother.
December 1st, 2006 at 6:15 am
Hang in there Joe. Nothing can defeat a ninja!
So say we all indeed.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:26 am
Joe… Take the biggest, ugliest stick you can find… and kick the butt of Kuato the Malignant. We’re counting on you, man.
So. Say. We. All.
December 1st, 2006 at 6:25 pm
May the Force be with you, dude!!
December 1st, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Dude, what ever you need,let us know! and as corny as it might sound I’ll be going to the Red Cross to give blood , I know it wont be going to you, but it might help some one. I’ll let em know is for Joe!
Be cool Dude!
December 1st, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Joe so wish this were evo just crawling up in your shit… Get that thing cut out and have Mangan take it to NJ and build a new Tomi with it.
December 2nd, 2006 at 5:38 am
And don’t forget the Schwartz! I hope that’s with you, too, man! Kick that thing in the farfenugen!!
December 2nd, 2006 at 6:51 am
You’ve got a lot of people rooting for you Joe. Perhaps a Pay-Per-View special is in order…
December 8th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
No more bad news for Joe!
Everyone right that down… only good news from here on out.
Along with everyone else here, I say kick that tumor baby’s butt… and the dang crap it brought with it.
We got your back Joe! Prayers of get well and vibes of better luck heading your way!
December 8th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Goddammit.
You are going to drop this f*cker like third period french. You hear me?
much love and hugs and stuff from a lurking friend…
December 9th, 2006 at 11:13 am
Joe!
Stay strong man! Kick its butt, and let it know that you have more friends where that came from!