Michael and Evo: Wingin’ It!

Ok, where to begin?

About a week or so ago, I could feel a hard lump on the left side of my belly. This past Saturday, I felt a second lump, so I went to the emergency room. I had a CT scan of my abdomen. Turns out I have a tumor. A big one.

How big, you ask? Imagine, if you will, a tumor the size of a baby. We’ll call him Harry. Harry the Tumor Baby has two little eyes to see with, and a cute little mouth with which to speak.

Imagine if you will, little Harry the Tumor Baby turns over while taking a nap, opens his eyes, sees MY tumor, and yells, “God-damn! That’s a big tumor!”

That’s how big my tumor is.

The doctor says it measures 22cm by 25cm by 12 cm. A cantaloupe, he called it.

Since I have virtually no symptoms other than anemia, the doctors let me go, and we’ll do this on an outpatient basis. I’ll have a needle biopsy tomorrow, and should have the results by Wednesday the 22nd. What we do next depends on the results of the biopsy.

There’s good news and bad news about the tumor, so right now I think I’m 50/50 between coming out of this ok, and being fucked.

I’ll keep everybody posted.

If you want to contact me, email me at “joe at kickassmysticninjas dot com” or “joe at dragonpage dot com”

P.S. Because Evo’s a genius, we have named the tumor Kuato.

This week we have: Mike, Summer, Joe, Debbie from East Mesa, Rhettro, Chris the previously silent studio audience, Mike’s Wife, and Mike’s Wife’s Sister.

Joe rocks the wireless mic.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Rhettro: Elephant Imported Malt Liquor
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First Drink of the Day: More Belgian beers from the makers of Golden Draak. Joe’s drinking an apple lambic, and I must say his voice sounds especially whiny this week.
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I voted today, so if I get one more phone call from some organization, party or candidate, I now have license to skull fuck the nearest person of the same political persuasion.

E.

A cast of thousands this week! Mike, Joe, Chalie the Beer Guy, and Debbie from East Mesa.

Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Joe gets some Black Cherry Soda, so he’s happy. Debbie has some Black Cherry Smirnoff.
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Autobott pontificates on his actions in Second Life:

People get pissed in second life when you run through their orgies in a kool-aid man suit.

And how. Luckily, he posted a picture on his site.

Found on Boing Boing, but the graphic leads you to the original page. Har!

This week we have Mike, Evo, Jack, and Kris the Cheesecake Lady.

First Drink of the Day: Eamon from England sent us some beer through Liquorama. Samuel Smith’s India Ale, Young’s Special London Ale, Samual Smith’s Oatmeal Stout, and some Belgian beer.
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