On this week’s show: Mike, Summer, Brian, Kris, and Tim.
First Drink of the Day: Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout, Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout, Jubal Ale, Firerock Pale Ale
And now for something smooth and sultry:
- Ok, sometimes Summer is just weird. Anyone remember The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight?
- Mike thanks our contributors.
- New episodes of Heroes and BSG coming! The Dresden Files, the greatest show EVAR, coming on Jan. 15.
- Live from WorldCon 2006, the Scifi Poetry Slam: James Tiberius Kirk, by Richard Stevenson, of the Poetry Cafe.
- Someone’s at the door. It’s FedEx! What could it be? Digital Juice! Thank you, Tee Morris!
- Mike’s electrical sob story.
- Tim’s email sob story.
- Mike had the perfect opportunity to have Summer’s hands all over him, and he didn’t take it.
- Indiana Jim
- Cat-shit coffee. Everyone goes nuts over the idea of drinking coffee that came from the ass of a cat. They all eat eggs, right?
- Wingin’ It traffic report, by Chris the Fixed Kitty, and IMP!!!
- Brian’s Christmas present.
- Karen from Kalifornia: Geeks and their costumes.
- Zombie jokes. Sigh.
- FarPoint Media, we’re a freakin’ think tank, people!
- Buncha bullshit, and then… Tim used to work for a porn company! God, I love this guy.
- Another game for large drunken groups: One Red Hen.
- Brian with another cool license plate sighting.
- Dani, Karen, and Summer as phne sexx opperators. Sorry, writing ths posst with one hnd.
- OH, MY FUCKING GOD!
Promos:
Technorama
Things Are Looking Up
The Vintage Gamer
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Hey, Ditto!
BTW…BALTICON 41!!! Featuring…
Phil Rossi
Jack Mangan
Mur Lafferty
Paul Fischer
me
…and Special Guests of Honor, Michael R. Mennega and Evo Terra.
Crazy S.o.B’s and Deadpanites, we must gather!
http://www.balticon.org
Are you guys dissing my brownies?!
Interesting, I don’t recall any complaints when you availed youself to them-
fine, be that way… *snif*
*mope*
Special Brownies??
duuuuuuude.. those brownies kick ass.. I loooovers them.. Im gonna marry them.
Kris you are sooooooo awesome for making them.. Im gonna marry you toooo..
duuuuuude
where are my clothes? Im like all naked and eating brownies duuuuuude
I think J0e found them near the end of the bar, but I don’t know what he did with them
Mental note- must make food for the WI pool party happens-
Tee, dude, I know. I’m not sure I can make it. I’m bummed that I never got to go drinking with you at D*C.
Brian: WHAT? I’m already deaf from Evo.
Andrea, you have some crumbs on your boobies…here lemmie get ‘em for you!
*lurch forward with grabbie hands*
Kris – Noooo! We Loves them! Preccccccccccccious!!
huh?
Jeremy?
what are you doing to me?
duuuuuude.. keep your hands to yourself
*giggle*
thaaaat tickles!!!
Ed From Texas
*swooooooon*
lol.. oops.. wrong show.. lol.. wow maybe I have been eatiing bad brownies
Damn, freakin pencil erasers here, someone turn up the heat for the poor nekkid lady!
ASH, eating bad brownies?
Stay away from those randy leprachauns! Nothing good can come from the midget porn.
But I’ll make us a shaker of Sex with Six, seeing how you like vodka like me. *hands ASH a beautiful red martini*
Great essay, KfK. Sorry to hear about the job. I hope it had nothing to do with any complaints you made about a certain dumbass.
Kris – What’s the recipe for the S4S ?
ASH – Um, I left the clothes on the Bar … but ditto has been in here so there is no telling… and do something about those brownie crumbs before someone get’s hurt!
Sex with Six:
1 shot of POM juice
1 shot of vodka (top shelf, naturally)
1 Tbls of marachino cherry juice
1 marachino cherry with a metal skewer in it
Shake with ice, pour into classic martini glass.
Enjoy.
69sies????
Did I finally get a 69sy ???
How bout now
That’s what it’s come down too.
It’s the little, teeny victories in life that get me through the day.
That and all that intravenous heroin
Way to kill the conversation with your disgusting drug talk….
Fine. So, name some non disgusting ones!
Speaking of which … I foolishly followed the link to “The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight”.
The Horror
The Horror
The Horror
It might be possible to be MORE 80s then that but it would be difficult.
There is no horror there, it was teh awesmoe.
It was like watching fugitives from a travelling, off-broadway production of”Cats” .
Thank you, KfK! I’ve been making the same argument for a while, and how it drives me nuts that there really aren’t that many big differences. You rock!
KfK,
Should we consider offering some of the R-and-D recipes at the live WI at D*C Live? Might be an investment, but I think we could hav an open bar, drink menus etc.?
Ditto…how the frak did we miss each other? Shall we make up for it in 2007?
BTW…if anyone’s interested, I’m heading to Des Moines! Paul is offering me a couch and I’m heading out to DemiCon! So, who wants to meet halfway in the midwest?
“Way to kill the conversation with your disgusting drug talk….”
And this from a man who plays footsie ball with gay men.
Thanks, Shannon! I’ll take the Vulcans by 10 points.
Hey Karen,
Your segment was really good this week.
Oh yeah…Summer…thank you for the happy ending! Made my morning commute smoooooooooooooooooooooooth! :p
So, Karen, are you going to come out to Phoenix Feb 13th to watch the gay men play rugby??
Man my head hurts.. between the brownies and Sex with Six.. I gotta BAD hangover
I wanna see gay men play rugby
When are you playing in Chicago???
Actually, I’m shooting for riding out to AZ the last week in January to take Joe’s temp…and not with my finger, either.
Not that the idea of being surrounded with hunky, sweaty, atheletes isn’t tempting. However, said atheletes would only be interested in my presence if it guarenteed beer, and not for any other reason.
Just dropping in to give some Michael and Evo Wingin’ It love!
Hope all is going well and here’s the latest weather out in Hong Kong!
AT 2 P.M. AT THE HONG KONG OBSERVATORY THE AIR TEMPERATURE WAS
19 DEGREES CELSIUS AND THE RELATIVE HUMIDITY 70 PER CENT.
DURING THE PAST HOUR THE MEAN UV INDEX RECORDED AT KING’S PARK
WAS 4. THE INTENSITY OF UV RADIATION WAS MODERATE.
PLEASE BE REMINDED THAT:
THE FIRE DANGER WARNING IS YELLOW AND THE FIRE RISK IS HIGH.
THE AIR TEMPERATURES AT OTHER PLACES WERE:
KING’S PARK 19 DEGREES;
WONG CHUK HANG 21 DEGREES;
TA KWU LING 23 DEGREES;
LAU FAU SHAN 20 DEGREES;
TAI PO 19 DEGREES;
SHA TIN 21 DEGREES;
TUEN MUN 21 DEGREES;
TSEUNG KWAN O 20 DEGREES;
SAI KUNG 19 DEGREES;
CHEUNG CHAU 20 DEGREES;
CHEK LAP KOK 19 DEGREES;
TSING YI 20 DEGREES;
SHEK KONG 22 DEGREES;
TSUEN WAN 20 DEGREES.
Greetings Gil.
Because I truly have nothing else to do…the weather in Fahrenheit:
KING’S PARK 66.2 DEGREES;
WONG CHUK HANG 69.8 DEGREES;
TA KWU LING 73.4 DEGREES;
LAU FAU SHAN 68 DEGREES;
TAI PO 66.2 DEGREES;
SHA TIN 69.8 DEGREES;
TUEN MUN 69.8 DEGREES;
TSEUNG KWAN O 68 DEGREES;
SAI KUNG 66.2 DEGREES;
CHEUNG CHAU 68 DEGREES;
CHEK LAP KOK 66.2 DEGREES;
TSING YI 68 DEGREES;
SHEK KONG 71.6 DEGREES;
TSUEN WAN 68 DEGREES.
In other words, much nicer than in ice-glazed Michigan, where the current temp is:
31 F, which is pretty much Zero in C.
To those listening on the live feed, yes I did eventually make it to the studios, but pretty much after production wrapped for the day. At least they got my beer.
I can verify that Thomas did indeed show up. We all thank him for the beer which we will eventually sample!
RE: The O-my-bod accessory…
Try Khachaturian’s Sabre Dance.
Odds are you’ll recognize the music.