On this week’s show: Mike, Evo, Summer, Joe, Brian, Tim, Kris the Kitchen Minion, and Cherry-less Debbie from East Mesa and the Lovely Lorrie who has no headphones.
And now for the voicemails:
- Ari from Boston proposes to his girlfriend Iliza/Eliza/Liza(?)
- Bill from Minnesota — DEATH by Ungabunga!
- Lutheran boy and Catholic Boy punch line.
- Evo said to be brief. Evo wants your briefs?!
- “Wringing it” out punch line.
- James from Australia with a mum punch line.
- Alan Smith — HE ROCKS! Read Joe something sexy ONLY if you’re a woman. Please give Joe some wanking love by calling 206-202-5179.
- Caller gives KfK props for funny WI — The Musical bit.
- Caller gives the 14 inch pianist punch line.
- Imp calls in with some sexy punch lines.
- Joel from California — he’s excited that a regular radio station is giving Ohmibods away. Those bastards are stealing our ideas! Be sure to check out the WI contest.
- Anna from Washington calls with a joke for Randy Innuendo – it’s a midget punch line.
- Kevin the Redneck Computer Geek flirts with copyright infringement.
- Wes in the Catskills — He loves Debbie’s blog. Check it out for yourself right here! Mike should have asked Kris for a Braaaaaaaaaaaains recipe. Wes said he would pay for FarPoint Media erotica.
- Puny and Tasteless calls in to explain his DainBramage. Evo is a dick. Mike pulls an Evo. Brian kicks in his Evo 3.0 programming and is a complete and total dick.
- Thomas from Flagstaff fesses up! He and Enormous will have a howl off at the pool party.
- Fat people working at a vitamin store. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
- Mark from Memphis — “Me know how” punch line.
- Puny and Tasteless comes up with his personalized lyrics for “My Generation”. Much pain ensues. Debbie dubs him — Fucktard. That’s right kids! The word of the day is FUCKTARD!
- Is Puny and Tasteless really Jimmy selling his magerzines?
- Anna from Washington calls in with a college joke? No it’s a lesbian joke!
- Andrea in Maryland — “What? A talking dog?” punch line.
- Ditto the mumbler — “Too many poles” punch line.
- Chris the Fixed Kitty — A punny punch line. “it’s illegal to transport young gulls across sedated lions for immortal porpoises!”
- Jeff from Paducah — “six quarts” punch line. Evo knows this one firsthand.
- Caller with “inside a dog” punch line.
- Caller with “bird imitations” punch line.
- Ian the Jabbering Scotsdude has a few choice words for Evo and third world persons. Evo threatens the banana treatment at DragonCon.
- Chris the Fixed Kitty wants to make a trade. Mike owes her MST3K DVDs and she’d rather have an Ohmibod. She nominates someone who we all mistake for “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”
- Jonathan from Birmingham — he says the Wingin’ It crew are the new Seinfeld. Everyone says, “Uhm… No.”
- Evo had sloppy seconds on the Old Guardian. This is foreshadowing of things to come.
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Getting a http Error 404 when I try and download this episode. Anybody else having problems?
I’m having the same error.
Just add .mp3 to the end and it downloads.
“Tomorrow, tomorrow, the show notes tomorrow, they’re only a click a-way!”
Oh, and thanks Ari.
adding the .mp3 is not working for me.
So, Ari…
?
Lemme see if I can fixy.
Hm. Seems to be working for me now.
Carrie,
I’m proposing when I pick her up at the airport on Sunday, so I won’t know ’til then…
On the other hand, since she helped me pick out the ring, I have a feeling it’s a forgone conclusion at this point.
Rock on.
She’s not a regular checker of the Wingin’ It Web page, is she?
Ari, she helped you pick out the ring!?! Kinda takes the mystery out, don’t you think?
Carrie- Nope. Besides, she’s out of the country on vacation right now, so her net access is a bit limited.
Joe- She’s wearing the thing for the rest of her life, so I think she should get a little bit of input, don’t you?
Notice Joe didn’t tell us which morning exactly
Hi,
I’m still havin problems downloading this episode. I have tried what Ari suggested and still nada. Please take a look at it. Thanks.
Randy: Hope you liked the joke.
And the lesbian joke.
“F#%*tard!” That was so damn funny I just had to draw up a toon for it! Go to:
http://www.bortq.com/F__KTARD.jpg
I have my (now) wife pick out the ring. Congrats on the engagement (hopefully).
bortQ, that is pure genius! Thank you for my new desktop! Keep them coming, you have portrayed Michael and Evo’s personalities perfectly.
Fantastic bortQ! You Rock!
- Any errors are strictly mine. I fixed your calls Anna. I’m still not familiar with everyone’s voice so I just have to make it generic. Thanks for the correction!
Awesome, bortQ!!!
I said “too many poles on the right hand side of the plane makes it unstable.”
And, yes, the joke does suck mostly cuz you need a certain technical background to get it.
[...] bortQ says: Listened to Voicemail #96 and, well, it inspired me to draw up a toon. The bottom text is not part of the gag, just the thoughts of a Wingin’ It fanboy. [...]
yes, bortQ. Excellent job. Let’s not forget, though, who was being referred to when the word was said. If not for me, the word would not have been said, and he would therefore not have a picture.
Jeeesh! Somebody give this guy a spotlight so we can all go home…!
Ahh, just kiddin’, guy.
And you’re right… if it wasn’t for your voicemail, the world would be F#%*TARDless! Thanks for being the catalyst!!