Wingin’ It #96: Voicemail Show
On this week’s show: Mike, Evo, Summer, Joe, Brian, Tim, Kris the Kitchen Minion, and Cherry-less Debbie from East Mesa and the Lovely Lorrie who has no headphones.
And now for the voicemails:
- Ari from Boston proposes to his girlfriend Iliza/Eliza/Liza(?)
- Bill from Minnesota — DEATH by Ungabunga!
- Lutheran boy and Catholic Boy punch line.
- Evo said to be brief. Evo wants your briefs?!
- “Wringing it” out punch line.
- James from Australia with a mum punch line.
- Alan Smith — HE ROCKS! Read Joe something sexy ONLY if you’re a woman. Please give Joe some wanking love by calling 206-202-5179.
- Caller gives KfK props for funny WI — The Musical bit.
- Caller gives the 14 inch pianist punch line.
- Imp calls in with some sexy punch lines.
- Joel from California — he’s excited that a regular radio station is giving Ohmibods away. Those bastards are stealing our ideas! Be sure to check out the WI contest.
- Anna from Washington calls with a joke for Randy Innuendo - it’s a midget punch line.
- Kevin the Redneck Computer Geek flirts with copyright infringement.
- Wes in the Catskills — He loves Debbie’s blog. Check it out for yourself right here! Mike should have asked Kris for a Braaaaaaaaaaaains recipe. Wes said he would pay for FarPoint Media erotica.
- Puny and Tasteless calls in to explain his DainBramage. Evo is a dick. Mike pulls and Evo. Brian kicks in his Evo 3.0 programming and is a complete and total dick.
- Thomas from Flagstaff fesses up! He and Enormous will have a howl off at the pool party.
- Fat people working at a vitamin store. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
- Mark from Memphis — “Me know how” punch line.
- Puny and Tasteless comes up with his personalized lyrics for “My Generation”. Much pain ensues. Debbie dubs him — Fucktard. That’s right kids! The word of the day is FUCKTARD!
- Is Puny and Tasteless really Jimmy selling his magerzines?
- Anna from Washington calls in with a college joke? No it’s a lesbian joke!
- Andrea in Maryland — “What? A talking dog?” punch line.
- Ditto the mumbler — “Too many poles” punch line.
- Chris the Fixed Kitty — A punny punch line. “it’s illegal to transport young gulls across sedated lions for immortal porpoises!”
- Jeff from Paducah — “six quarts” punch line. Evo knows this one firsthand.
- Caller with “inside a dog” punch line.
- Caller with “bird imitations” punch line.
- Ian the Jabbering Scotsdude has a few choice words for Evo and third world persons. Evo threatens the banana treatment at DragonCon.
- Chris the Fixed Kitty wants to make a trade. Mike owes her MST3K DVDs and she’d rather have an Ohmibod. She nominates someone who we all mistake for “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”
- Jonathan from Birmingham — he says the Wingin’ It crew are the new Seinfeld. Everyone says, “Uhm… No.”
- Evo had sloppy seconds on the Old Guardian. This is foreshadowing of things to come.
Submitting Listener comments: If you have any suggestions or comments, please let us know. You can call our Voicemail Number, 206-600-GEEK, or email Michael with a comment you’ve recorded yourself! If you want to order us something from Magnum’s, call them at 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
February 20th, 2007 at 1:12 am
Getting a http Error 404 when I try and download this episode. Anybody else having problems?
February 20th, 2007 at 5:44 am
I’m having the same error.
February 20th, 2007 at 6:02 am
Just add .mp3 to the end and it downloads.
February 20th, 2007 at 7:17 am
“Tomorrow, tomorrow, the show notes tomorrow, they’re only a click a-way!”
Oh, and thanks Ari.
February 20th, 2007 at 7:39 am
adding the .mp3 is not working for me.
February 20th, 2007 at 8:53 am
So, Ari…
?
February 20th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Lemme see if I can fixy.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:17 am
Hm. Seems to be working for me now.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Carrie,
I’m proposing when I pick her up at the airport on Sunday, so I won’t know ’til then…
On the other hand, since she helped me pick out the ring, I have a feeling it’s a forgone conclusion at this point.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Rock on.
She’s not a regular checker of the Wingin’ It Web page, is she?
February 20th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Ari, she helped you pick out the ring!?! Kinda takes the mystery out, don’t you think?
February 20th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Carrie- Nope. Besides, she’s out of the country on vacation right now, so her net access is a bit limited.
Joe- She’s wearing the thing for the rest of her life, so I think she should get a little bit of input, don’t you?
February 20th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Notice Joe didn’t tell us which morning exactly
February 20th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Hi,
I’m still havin problems downloading this episode. I have tried what Ari suggested and still nada. Please take a look at it. Thanks.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Randy: Hope you liked the joke.
February 20th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
And the lesbian joke.
February 21st, 2007 at 7:16 am
“F#%*tard!” That was so damn funny I just had to draw up a toon for it! Go to:
http://www.bortq.com/F__KTARD.jpg
February 21st, 2007 at 7:44 am
I have my (now) wife pick out the ring. Congrats on the engagement (hopefully).
February 21st, 2007 at 7:53 am
bortQ, that is pure genius! Thank you for my new desktop! Keep them coming, you have portrayed Michael and Evo’s personalities perfectly.
February 21st, 2007 at 8:16 am
Fantastic bortQ! You Rock!
- Any errors are strictly mine. I fixed your calls Anna. I’m still not familiar with everyone’s voice so I just have to make it generic. Thanks for the correction!
February 21st, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Awesome, bortQ!!!
February 21st, 2007 at 12:10 pm
I said “too many poles on the right hand side of the plane makes it unstable.”
And, yes, the joke does suck mostly cuz you need a certain technical background to get it.
February 21st, 2007 at 6:21 pm
[...] bortQ says: Listened to Voicemail #96 and, well, it inspired me to draw up a toon. The bottom text is not part of the gag, just the thoughts of a Wingin’ It fanboy. [...]
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
yes, bortQ. Excellent job. Let’s not forget, though, who was being referred to when the word was said. If not for me, the word would not have been said, and he would therefore not have a picture.
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Jeeesh! Somebody give this guy a spotlight so we can all go home…!
Ahh, just kiddin’, guy.
And you’re right… if it wasn’t for your voicemail, the world would be F#%*TARDless! Thanks for being the catalyst!!