Listened to Voicemail #96 and, well, it inspired me to draw up a toon. The bottom text is not part of the gag, just the thoughts of a Wingin’ It fanboy.
You rock, bortQ. And you can see more of his work on TD0013′s website, ADPOV.net. (Hey look, Mike… I can spell it!)










Best Comic Evah!
I’m so glad that it was in reference to me.
T-SHIRTS! GET YOUR F#%*TARD T-SHIRTS HERE!!
http://www.zazzle.com/bortQ_/product/235287114961447948?CMP=EMC-BV2983370235 There’s also a special A#%WATER tee available:
http://www.zazzle.com/bortQ_/product/235584129304248223?CMP=EMC-BV2983370235
All proceeds, if any, will go towards “Mike’s New Mixer Fund”.
Now, all we need are 363 more Words Of The Day and *BOOM* we’ve got ourselves a Wingin’ It daily desk calendar!
Why is it I could so see Evo as hyper gameshow announcer?
Another great one BortQ
Is that supposed to be Evo, I didn’t think he was that good looking.
Ack! bortQ., what happened with the F#%*TARD shirt? I say it, ran off to click and buy, because I simply *must* have it.. but it won’t let me! I click on the link you provided, see the shirt, but when I go to add it to the cart, it gives me an error. And when I go to the bortQ. section on Zazzle, the shirt’s not there! Please, make me a happy man and put the shirt up again, I had my credit card in hand and ready to buy!
Yeah, I just noticed that this morning. I check with the guys over at ZAZZLE.COM to sort this mess. My apologies.
Keep that credit card handy! I’ll post again when they fix the links.
Sent ZAZZLE a query. Should hear something soon. FYI.
Reply from ZAZZLE:
“YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM! You rated your products at a Maturity Level that exceeds the current maturity level on your account and were therefore unable to view them. YOU STUPEED EEDIOT YOU!…”
Or word to that effect.
Anyways, I just set my account level to Maturity, and in 24hrs I should see my products on my PRODUCTS page. In turn, I will change their rating to General Viewing.
Sorry for the mix-up.
Okay, by now ZAZZLE should have fixed the problem I created. By going to http://www.zazzle.com/bortQ_/products you should see all tees, except for F#%*TARD.
For that, you’ll have to login or create a ZAZZLE account, then go to https://www.zazzle.com/my/account/settings and change your Maturity level from G to PG-13 or R (credit card for the latter required for ID purposes).
It’s a crazy assed way to do things, but I couldn’t in good conscience label the F#%*TARD tee with a G rating.
If there are further hiccups, I’ll ditch ZAZZLE for some other online customizable products store.
No problem, I already had a Zazzle account created, but didn’t know about that whole ‘maturity level’ thing. Still, small price to pay for a shirt that says ‘F#%*TARD’ on it.
My order’s been placed, looking forward to getting the shirt in a few days, and will probably post up pics as soon as I get it! Thanks for taking care of that quickly.. now I get a new and wonderfully offensive shirt, and Mike gets a couple bucks for his mixer board. Win-win!