bortQ’s interpretation of #96 Voicemail show
bortQ says:
Listened to Voicemail #96 and, well, it inspired me to draw up a toon. The bottom text is not part of the gag, just the thoughts of a Wingin’ It fanboy.
You rock, bortQ. And you can see more of his work on TD0013’s website, ADPOV.net. (Hey look, Mike… I can spell it!)
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:24 am
Best Comic Evah!
February 22nd, 2007 at 5:42 pm
I’m so glad that it was in reference to me.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
T-SHIRTS! GET YOUR F#%*TARD T-SHIRTS HERE!!
http://www.zazzle.com/bortQ_/product/235287114961447948?CMP=EMC-BV2983370235 There’s also a special A#%WATER tee available:
http://www.zazzle.com/bortQ_/product/235584129304248223?CMP=EMC-BV2983370235
All proceeds, if any, will go towards “Mike’s New Mixer Fund”.
Now, all we need are 363 more Words Of The Day and *BOOM* we’ve got ourselves a Wingin’ It daily desk calendar!
February 24th, 2007 at 1:00 am
Why is it I could so see Evo as hyper gameshow announcer?
Another great one BortQ
February 25th, 2007 at 3:59 am
Is that supposed to be Evo, I didn’t think he was that good looking.
February 26th, 2007 at 7:24 am
Ack! bortQ., what happened with the F#%*TARD shirt? I say it, ran off to click and buy, because I simply *must* have it.. but it won’t let me! I click on the link you provided, see the shirt, but when I go to add it to the cart, it gives me an error. And when I go to the bortQ. section on Zazzle, the shirt’s not there! Please, make me a happy man and put the shirt up again, I had my credit card in hand and ready to buy!
February 26th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Yeah, I just noticed that this morning. I check with the guys over at ZAZZLE.COM to sort this mess. My apologies.
Keep that credit card handy! I’ll post again when they fix the links.
February 26th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Sent ZAZZLE a query. Should hear something soon. FYI.
February 26th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Reply from ZAZZLE:
“YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM! You rated your products at a Maturity Level that exceeds the current maturity level on your account and were therefore unable to view them. YOU STUPEED EEDIOT YOU!…”
Or word to that effect.
Anyways, I just set my account level to Maturity, and in 24hrs I should see my products on my PRODUCTS page. In turn, I will change their rating to General Viewing.
Sorry for the mix-up.
February 27th, 2007 at 3:09 am
Okay, by now ZAZZLE should have fixed the problem I created. By going to http://www.zazzle.com/bortQ_/products you should see all tees, except for F#%*TARD.
For that, you’ll have to login or create a ZAZZLE account, then go to https://www.zazzle.com/my/account/settings and change your Maturity level from G to PG-13 or R (credit card for the latter required for ID purposes).
It’s a crazy assed way to do things, but I couldn’t in good conscience label the F#%*TARD tee with a G rating.
If there are further hiccups, I’ll ditch ZAZZLE for some other online customizable products store.
February 27th, 2007 at 8:19 am
No problem, I already had a Zazzle account created, but didn’t know about that whole ‘maturity level’ thing. Still, small price to pay for a shirt that says ‘F#%*TARD’ on it.
My order’s been placed, looking forward to getting the shirt in a few days, and will probably post up pics as soon as I get it! Thanks for taking care of that quickly.. now I get a new and wonderfully offensive shirt, and Mike gets a couple bucks for his mixer board. Win-win!