Wingin’ It #97: And you thought they were drunk in Show 96!

In the studio we have a metric fuckton of people: The 11th plague a.k.a. Evo, Mike, Summer, Randy Innuendo, Brian, Tim, Kris the Kitchen Wench, Mistress Laurie, Debbie from East Mesa and all of Joe’s Kinfolk — We have Cousin John and his girlfriend Justine from California, Cousin Scott the homebrewer.

First Drink of the Day: Island Brewing Company. Every damn one of their beers. Evo starts with the Paradise Pale Ale, Starry Night Stout for Mike and Brian, Tim has a Obsidian Stout by Deschutes Brewery, Debbie has her Shut-Up Popsicle Juice from the Fuck You! Brewery in Kiss My Ass Wisconsin. Kris is drinking Fort by Dogfish Head Brewery.

• Kris baked us cherry pie and chocolate chip pumpkin bread.
• Evo asks for things to talk about. Mike wants pimp FPM shows. Brian brings up Britney Shears. Kris points out that BS now looks like Mike. Evo asks about Mike if he shaves his pubes like Britney does. Mike pleads the fifth. I need mental chlorine now.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty gives a traffic report.
• George Hrab’s podcast check him out. George is DA BOMB YO!
• My God. It’s full of Booookie.
• Boookie, Boookie, Boookie
• Time to re-beer. Dude, we have a lot of beer to drink!
• Evo does the blonde — Island blond that is. Everyone else grabs for whatever they want to drink.
• FarPoint Media pimpage — new shows for your ears people!
  - Tim and Kris are working on Foodgeeking .
  - The Zombie Channel.
  - Time for a little SciFi Smackdown
  - Starship Smackdown
  - Fanboy Smackdown is now a part of FarPoint Media.
  - Deep Geeking — A work in progress.
  - Fans Talk Back — Coming Soon.
  Dr. Tran quotes go flying! We love Dr. Tran!
  - Welcome the first sports podcast to FPM. Astrocast.
• Evo wanders off from here thinking we’re talking about ASStrocast. Watersports, Contact sports, and it goes downhill from here.

- Variant Frequencies has also joined up. FPM really should mean Far Point Mafia.

• Evo has an idea for a podcast. A musical podcast for geeks. Of course Summer and Mike are already have something in the works there. Scary isn’t it?
• One last podcast “Holy shit I’m drunk!” Oh wait. Nevermind. We call that Wingin’ It!
• Karen from Kalifornia calls in and voices concerns for her hearing. Karen has her revenge. Whoa, she knows Kung-Fu!
• FPM gives good Boookie!
• Boookie, Boookie, Boookie
• Another re-beer? Damn. Evo has the Jubilee Ale. Tim has a 1554 Tim thinks he has to pound this because he missed one re-beer and has to keep up. Tim also thinks that liver damage only happens to those “other” people.
• Evo has been following the news by going to Al Jazeera . Tim and Evo need help with their Middle Eastern accents.
• Chinese fraud involving ant breeding.
• Tim “needs” more beer. He interrupts Evo’s story and makes him testy. For those of you keeping the time at home, it’s been 2 minutes since he opened that 1554. You think I’m kidding about the liver damage.
• Jeff enters the studio. Evo quizzes him about ants and Asians. This conversation goes downhill quickly.
• Rapid Eye shares a drunk story.
• Judge me by my boookie?
• Boookie, Boookie, Boookie.
• Re-beer time. You thought last week was bad? BWHAHAHHA!
• Tim invokes the 2.0 rule set of the drinking game. Midget porn X 6!
• We have a contest! Win an Ohmibod. March 17th is the deadline. Send in your top 5 tunes to get off the ladies. Send it to contest at michaelandevo dot com.
• Evo and Mike complain about Summer’s password assignments for them. Do not MOCK YE THE ARCANE ARTS OF UNIX SERVER ADMINISTRATION!?
• Mike plugs in Debbie’s ohmibod.
• Evo tries to talk to Cousin Scott about his home brewing site but the buzzing keeps distracting everyone. Is it me or does it sound like that sucker could hurt someone? Evo offers five bucks for Debbie insertion.
• The last scifi poetry slam – Scott Virtes. He throws in some bonus limericks.
• Boookie? We don need no stinkin’ Boookie!
• Boookie, Boookie, Boookie!
• Re-beer? Sweet mother of GOD! Jeff brought more beer. Tim has an Winter’s Bourbon Cask Ale made by Anheuser-Busch. Tim says it’s not bad. He’s fucking blotto. Mike downs aBarney Flats Oatmeal Stout from Anderson Valley Brewing Company and Evo drinks up his favorite Oaked Arrogant Bastard Ale from the Stone Brewery. Tim is fucked up. Honestly. He likes this AB beer.
• Evo asks about our sleepwear or lack of. Tim — nekkid. Kris — nekkid. Brian — au natural. Debbie tries to say that because of kids she wears a big shirt. Randy Innuendo — naked when not hanging out with Mike and Mistress Laurie. Evo infers that Mike would jump in and take more than just Joe’s temperature. Jeff — shorts and tee shirt. His wife Yoee — Footie PJ’s. Tim is obviously having hearing issues due to beer.
• Evo ponders with Jeff the Japanese sleepwear. They are obviously delirious.
• Summer reveals her sleeping wear. Winter — Tshirt. Summer — Wifebeater or NADA! Mike — Naked when people aren’t staying there otherwise sleep pants. Evo — Big surprise here, letting it all hang out for everyone to see. He is proud of his dick. No wonder NJ is in therapy.
• Mike from We are not cool podcast with a tribute to the circumcision clinic Evo saw in Jamaica.
• Boookie, Boookie, Boookie
• Re-beer MOTHERFUCKERS! Next comes the whiskey!!
• Evo tells the story about Two teenage boys steal a train. Brian suggests stealing a train after a few more drinks! Everyone is in!! There are always great things thought of when you are drunk!
• Debbie wonders if Evo has shared his hiccup cure with this girl. She’s only 15. Call the guys when 3 years are up! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pigs.
• Pool party talk. No hotel, they don’t want us. It’ll be at Casa Draco Vista. RSVP soon.
• Don’t use the Gmail account. It was created by Mike and forgotten about. Debbie is volunteered for email checking. Mike gets made and turns off the mics. Yeah, things are out of control. Debbie gets snarky at Summer and bores us.
• Go to the forums! FarPoint Media forums drop by and chat about the various FPM shows.
• It puts the boookie on its skin or it gets the hose again.

Promos:
George Hrab’s podcast
DragonCon TV
FarPoint Media forums

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