Pool Party 2007
On June 16th, 2007… prepare to get wet!
That’s right, kids! The Second Annual Wingin’ It! Pool Party is on track and on schedule in beautiful brown and dessicated North Phoenix Arizona! Join you friends and drinking buddies for mouth-watering food articles from Kris the Kitchen Minion, Mike and Charlie’s beer-infused cooking concoctions, thirst-quenching brew from Thomas from Flagstaff and Charlie the Beer Guy. You’ll also enjoy watching Evo’s pasty white ass parade around the backyard, Enormous from Australia’s water-evacuating leaps, nekkid body painting by Kevin C. Mason, and Summer shaking her head at a bunch of drunk fucks with a significant amount of reproach¹.
Sound intriguing? Think you can handle it? Then send your email RSVP today. Tell us who you are and who you are bringing. Seating is limited as we’re trying to see just how far we can push fire codes and Phoenix residential parking restrictions. Hotel reservations are recommended. Or sleep in you car. Hey, it’s Phoenix! Not like you’ll freeze to death, though you may want to crack a window. A really big crack.
¹ - Look, we don’t know who’s coming yet, so don’t get bent all out of fucking shape if some or all of these folks can’t make it. Others will, maybe even your foolish ass. So join the party.
February 25th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
So are Mom’s welcome at this bash? Or would it put the old squeeze on the bawdy behavior? More likely scenario is no one wants to see their Mom party! (Where do you think you got that behavior of stripping down in public?) Ah, my genes are firmly entrenched, like it or not! (That drinking gene is from your father’s side though) Yes, you may run screaming in panic at both those thoughts! But I love you anyway! And I might just show up. Love ya, Mom
February 25th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Hey, can we get a subtitle on the studio photo saying who’s who?
February 25th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
All: I still can’t come yet, but I might be able to get out of my “mandatory vacation” to Tampa (and perhaps, dryer clims further east)….stay tuned!!!
Jeff “Yooper” Smith
P.S. My wife’s name is Yayoi (YA-YO-EE).
February 25th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
If I could afford the plane ticket I’d be there!
February 26th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Holy crap, was that Mike’s mom up there???
February 26th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Nope. My mom. Mike’s mom (well, Lorrie’s mom) lives next door to them and is there all the time. So sure, Mom… more the merrier!
February 26th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Me and my beer will be there so go to the forums and tell me what to brew!
February 26th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Only if Summer is going to be there. Otherwise hell no.
February 26th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I totally wish i could go…. If the IRS hadn’t screwed me this year, i’d so be there…
I miss ya’ll!
February 26th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
IT looks like I will be there . (Imp is going to be in Europe) … So I will need Volunteers to get painted… If I don’t Get any .. I will have to paint EVO..!
February 26th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
There is a game of golf the morning of the party as well for those crazy enough
E.
February 27th, 2007 at 10:22 am
My only concerns if we golf the day of the party it may get in the way of preperations and the fact I’ll be recovering from the heat the rest of the day so I won’t drink as much. Okay I am only REALLY concerned about the later.
February 27th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
I don’t think I’m going to make it.
Too many unexpected expenses.
I look forward to seeing everyone at Dragoncon, though!
February 28th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I’m totally there.
March 1st, 2007 at 11:03 pm
I’m highly amused that you have Evo carrying me in the pool fully-clothed in the advertisement.
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:18 am
ELIZA! Damn… is this what it takes to get you back to commenting? What do I have to do to get you back in the studio? Throw you out of the pool?
E.
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:50 am
It’s been a while, I know. You see, there was this rabbit hole… And there’s nothing that you have to do to get me back into the studio.
I just need to manage to find my way back. Oh, well, there is one thing…eat whatever I may bring! 