Wingin’ It #101: Voicemail Show
On this week’s show: Mike, Brian, Tim, Karen from Kalifornia, Charlie the Beer Guy, Debbie, Eliza the Tentacle Queen, Kris.
We are Evo Terra-less this week. He’s spending quality time in…Oklahoma??!
Mike was hit over the head by his beer Mephistopheles’ Stout.
And now for the voicemails:
- Super Scotty letting us know it’s cold.
- Cheyenne Wright serves up a joke. The presentation earns the Mennenga seal of approval.
- Yeehaw? Someone doesn’t like BSG. Break out the torches and pitchforks!!
- Mark in Memphis - Talking back to Evo.
- Big and Tasty - He needs a helmet. A big old Thor helmet.
- Cheyenne is at it again and the wimmen think he’s HAWT!
- Someone calls in about vibrating game devices and the future of teledildonics.
- Dwight from Ottowa - Congrats to Ari on his nuts! Scan away sir.
- Karen from Kalifornia - Wait? Isn’t she in studio???!
- WWAD?
- Super Scotty did the Braveheart bookie. He wants Bookie lines.
- Punch line?
- Clark from New Jersey - A joke with an albino.
- James from Wyoming - A pick a state joke.
- Jim from Cape Cod - He goes to Dublin for the weekend. I think this is a call meant for Charlie’s show.
- Enormous calls in and complains about the chicks taking over. LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!
- Moose makes Ian’s Deathlist.
- Gary from Jacksonville - He needs a Farpoint Wiki.
- Moose is off on a rant and talks until they show up.
- Moose again - He applauds Ian’s fancast and loves the utili-kilt then he rambles again.
- Caller gives Tee Morris dick sucking tips. Two slams for the price of one.
- Thomas from Flagstaff - He’s late to the studio. Singing?
- Kevin and the bobcat, in hell.
- Caller asks about Karen and Evo. Evo likes to show his junk. Come to the pool party and see it!
- Kevin is still in hell. Pee on the rat and get it over.
- Kevin again - The Eldrich Port-a-potty. Eliza gigglefit ensues.
- Andrea has a widget. A reason to drink widget.
- *hurk* Elmo song for ohmibod.
- A punch line for Evo - A tiger punch line.
- Issac from Independence Missouri - Punchline and movie trivia.
- Yes, Mike has lost control.
- Super Scotty - He needs a taser too. I’m wondering if he’s related to Big and Tasty.
- Super Scotty - I’m thinking he’s not even Canadian.
- Heaven is train commuting with microbrew.
- Voicemails are under a time limit again. Tsk tsk! You, over there, leaving a two minute message! Stop right there! You’ll just piss Mike off. Well actually you just won’t get put on. So if you leave a long message it better be fucking funny.
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March 27th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Firsties! And yes, it was as fun as it sounded. Cheyenne, we all took a vote and if you make it to D*C, you won’t lack for pick up lines.
And yeah, the studio was full of people but it was very empty too.
March 27th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Your mention of teledildonics had me google the term. I found an enlightening article on Wikipedia, of course.
March 28th, 2007 at 1:05 am
Cool show. Besides being able to “live stream” beer remnants standing up, the best part is no TP is used in the operation.
How cool would it be if Eliza’s laugh replaced the emergency broadcast tones?
March 28th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Fortunately, there is a company out there making it possible for women to pee standing up.
March 29th, 2007 at 5:01 am
krimon. Things like that have been around for years. Or at least I’ve been hearing about them for years.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Dudes, lay off making fun of the callers or they won’t call ya anymore. But definitly cut off the ones that go on and on and on. And someone put a airtight bag over that gurls head!!!
March 30th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Chewbacca. I think that anyone calling in to Wingin’ It realises tht there’s good chance of having the guys (and Gals) make fun of them.
March 30th, 2007 at 10:56 am
eldritch portapotty! heee hee, thank goodness I wasn’t drinking while listening to the show!
March 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
For some reason, this show never turned up in my aggregator.
March 30th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Congratulations on your next 30 years of servitude.
As for your aggregator, this show obviously had it’s share of non-kosher ham.