On this week’s show: Mike, Brian, Tim the caffeine-less, Charlie the Beer Guy, Kris, Just plain Debbie, Eliza Queen of Tentacles, and Karen from Kalifornia visits from out of town.
First Drink of the Day: Not really… more like third. It’s Double Bastard from The Stone Brewery for everyone! Mike is also fisting a Gulden Draak.
Tim drank the rest of Mest..Mephist.. yeah that beer that Mike had on the voicemail show and is chugging a 120 minute IPA from Dogfish Head. Charlie and Brian split a Raison D’Extra from Dogfish Head. Debbie has the popsicle juice.
- Kris baked us Scottish shortbread. Eliza baked butterscotch brownies.
- The Clockwork Dragon brings us the very last of the Smurfs in cinema.
- Fido The Movie.
- Mike has lost control.
- Talk moves to Grindhouse.
- Zombies rule!
- Eliza brings the porno talk.
- The song Detachable Penis is by King Missle NOT Helmet. Never trust to a drunk guy to know the music.
- The women fantasize about having a robot/android man to use and abuse.
- Guys are actually less dirty then the women? Say it ain’t so…wait, tell me more!
- Film at 11 news. Mikey likes it!
- Mike really has lost control.
- Karen from Kalifornia – she thinks about sex. Color us surprised.
- Karen thinks Arizona is fucked up. State Prison and Wildlife Petting Zoo.
- Haiku Moment – The First Mystery.
- Brian has a green Cthulhu Duck.
- Mike has topic – Bring back ‘Bad Movie Day’. They have big time geek references. We need a list.
- Come on geeks with too much time on your hands. Post a list for us. Go to the Farpoint Forums.
- Karen wants a list of scifi movies that people have had sex with? or during?
- Geeks and sex during the scifi movies.
- Brian Richardson from WhatTheCast with a thank you. Can you believe Mike and Evo are role models?
- Foodgeeking is moving forward.
- Karen gives up the recipe for “Sex with Six”.
- Kris and Charlie have bisexual knuckles, not that there is anything wrong with that.
- Karen brought presents – Brian was given a Cthulhu Duck. Tim gets kalidescope.
- Eliza has some LOUD ass giggle fits.
- Remember these words “Tim has never thrown up from drinking beer.” Tally count for Tim’s liver – Smoked Indian, Mephistopheles’ Stout, a 120 Minute IPA, 3 full glasses of Double Bastard, some Raison D’Extra. Yes we have pictures of him passed out after getting sick later on.
- Mike got a REALLY nice cigar from Karen for his birthday. A Fuente Fuente.
- Karen has gifts – a commemorative Stone Brewery mug for Charlie. Kris received a cake carrier and candles. Eliza got a faerie sculpture. Debbie got some shit in a sticky bag. Evo got the chicken scissors.
- Debbie’s been working hard on the ohmibod contest.
Promos:
Technorama
DragonCon TV
Charlie’s Speaking of Beer.
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Firsties!
And its not popsicle juice, bud. Go play with your duck.
Debbie, how much LONGER are you going to be FOOLING AROUND on the contest… We know it’s HARD, but CUM on…
Tony honey, there was an ORGY of submissions! And I’m not the only judge . . . judgette . . . testery person. The other ladies apparently aren’t as HORNY as I am and haven’t CUM to the end of their lists yet.
I’ll keep PRODDING them.
I think it’s the other WI women that need a hand with the ‘judging’.
Alan, I concur.
I have a feeling that Debbie has her part in hand and is well under way.
Dude. That Shmearoneoff tastes like melted ice pops!
Well, I’d suck on something else in the studio but the Smirnoff tastes better.
Oh yeah, proof that Tim does throw up after beer!
Muahahahaha
God! I have got to remodel my bathroom. That looks like ass!
Oh wait… That is Tim’s ass. Sorry.
No..No..No…please…I’ll tell you where the treasure’s hidden, just take that picture down.
Actually, what you don’t see is me sitting on the floor on the other side of door. Laughing.
So THAT’s what happens when you go to the studio is it?
I can verify Tim was in that position last time I saw him, but my GOD man put back on the shirt!
Hey, lay off Tim! He just paid the inevitable toll for working a bottle of 120 Minute IPA into one’s afternoon’s drinking. It’s happened to the best of us!
…Uhhh…not ME of course….
I concure with Thomas. Also could we tone down da ______, they are getting on my last nerve!!!
Just kidding it’s actually good to hear them talk instead of breath.
Can we get the Wookie translator up and working? That last “Wooahh urrha wooehh grrrmmm” was a little garbled.
lmao. Eliza giggles like crazy when you mention Cthulu.
You must include “Forbidden Zone” on your list of Top Ten Worst/Geek Movies. Also, “The Dark Backward” and “Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras” are a couple of the best of the bad. Rock out wit yer cock out!
Motel Hell- “It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent’s Fritters!”
Good call Doz! “Meat is meat and Man’s gotta eat!”
There’s a list of titles accumulating at the WI forums, if you want to report them there…
Ditto: Me + any amount of alcohol = giggles. I normally giggle at anything, but alcohol immensely magnifies that.
*wiggles fingers* @ Eliza
It doesn’t work when I can’t see it, Karen.
Speaking of detachable penii, in a science fictional vein….
You need to read Pornucopia, by Piers Anthony.
Bob