This one needs the full introduction by the author. With that, here’s John Cmar:
Given the alcohol, sex, and more that we dip into on a weekly basis, not to mention your possible carcinogenic side effects, it seems that our little community is in need of some “medical supervision,” as it were.
As such, I hererby assume the role of the Chief Medical Officer of Farpoint Media, and Surgeon General of Wingin’ It.
As my first act, I give you a very special “Where’s Wingin’ It,” in which I prepare to cure a case of hiccups with your assistance.
With that, the image:
Thanks, John.
Be gentile Evo.
It is interesting that “be gentle” shows up nowhere on the list…
Wait.. You want Evo to not be Jewish? I never knew that he was Jewish in the first place…. I must be missing something…
Use a cotton swab! Damn, that explains all the screaming from the bore brush.
Two by two hands of blue, what are the other hands doing?
For the sake of my cornhole, I’m praying that we *don’t* have adjoining rooms at Balticon.
Just in case we do, I’ll bring the BIG swab…
Sweet. Merciful. Crap!