But if you want more of the new Wingin’ It 3-D, then http://www.winginit3d.com is where you need to go.

New site, new show, new feed. Head over to the new site to get all of the new and some of the old sweetness.

First Last Drink of the Day Ever: Shannon Farrell sent us a bunch homebrew! Stout, Belgium Whit, Porter, Honey Wheat, and Mead Ale. Thank you very much Shannon!

Food of the day: Kris failed to bring us food and blames it on Jack. Debbie brought us pizza instead. Hooray!

Promos:

Wingin’ It 3-D.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial
Stormwolf.
Pulp Gamer.
Sci-Fi Smackdown.

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And now for the voicemails:

• CMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! lives. Follow Sci-Fi Laura’s adventures in China.
• Thunderpants.
• Super Scotty is not so super right now. Air guitar sold on Ebay.
• Chris from Indy calls in about air porn competition.
• Lejon in Chandler sympathizes with Mike S. about his low carb.
• Eric in Sydney needs to be creative about his business travel plans.
• Alec comments about the FPM body dumping.
• Caller has a surreal experience at a Whataburger drive through.
• Keith in Chicago loves caffeine almost as much as Tim. It’s not a love but rather a requirement.
• Moose calls us names and gave us beer? James and Enormous drank them. BASTARDS!!
• Gazerbeam talks about the Rock, Paper, Scissors competition.
• Rob from Knoxville calls about beer popsicles.
• Eric in Sydney is off our Christmas lists.
• Enormous phones in from all over during the pool party.
• Kevin the Bodypainter strange signs - hypnobirthing.
• Dicky (?) from Toronto chooses marriage over beer.
• Ari from Boston brings the Dr. Who talk.
• Kurt in St. George trashes Thundercats, He-Man and various 80’s cartoons.
• Kurt in St. George reaches out to Big and Tasty and gives out some friendly advice.
• Kevin the body painter and his homies.
• Allmighty Schmoo with a groaner.
• Gazerbeam is googling Mur’s clit.
• Big and Tasty is being set up.
• Big and Tasty is everywhere. Mike Stackpole has some dating hints for B&T.

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Silent Studio audience is non existent. They are a bunch of loud drunkards!

First Fifteenth Drink of the Day: Mike breaks open the Rogue HazelNut Brown Nectar, Brian opens a Stone Smoked Porter and a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. We also have Thomas’s Hefe, Maibock and Black Ales on tap. Big thanks to him for bringing that down!

Food of the day: Kris and Tim made a metric ass ton of food. Charlie brought his smoked meat. Kebabs for EVERYONE!

Promos:

Geeklabel Radio.
Into the Dark.
Foodgeeking.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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In the background we have Charlie the Beer Guy, CMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!, SciFi Laura, Debbie is also back there.

And now for the voicemails:

• Rapideye gives us the ya’ll grammar lesson.
• Scifi Laura calls us from Dublin. Wait!? She’s in the studio today!
• Ari from Boston - Organ selling and knots.
• FG tells us to toss the bodies in with the phone.
• Karen from Melbourne - Mmmmm…She can call again and again.
• FG powdered alcohol, baseball games, and alcoholic poprocks.
• Tim C from the Babylon Podcast calls to talk about “Love Machines”.
• Gary from Jacksonville wishes us well for the pool party.
• Caller with Wonder Woman - Dropped call.
• He calls back in and makes Brian’s head spin.
• Dwight from Ottowa the perfect dry martini with powdered alcohol.
• Mark in Memphis empathizes with Eric about the Bells Palsy.
• Mike Wills from Mike’s Hotdish shows the love for Lazy Show Notes.
• CA does look like The Kid from Bad Santa.
• Kevin the Bodypainter has a NSTIW moment. Best Scooby Noise EVER!
• Big and Tasty needs a hug. We wonder abou the “Would you like fries with that?” Podcast.
• JP just found us and now we’re ending. D’OH!
• Tune in NEXT week for some interesting announcements.
• Caller tries to impersonate Edmund from Greenville. Close but no cigar.
• Kevin has a follow up on the wanna be gangster. Debbie nominates a new Fucktard!
• We love the Geeklabel guys. Go buy a shirt!

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Silent Studio audience is being played by Alec’s wife Karen, Lorrie’s Mom Pat, and Brian’s wife Mary.

Mike reads a statement about Evo leaving. You can find a copy of it off the main page, on the right hand side - Adieu Evo Terra.

First Drink of the Day: A toast to Evo. We are toasting him with two of his favorites from the Stone Brewery, Ruination and Arrogant Bastard Ale. MRM is drinking Young’s Double Chocolate Stout and Mike Stackpole is drinking Tullamore Dew 12 year.

Treat of the day: Kris made scones (orange chocolate chip and cherry) and Eliza made mini-quiches.

Promos:

The Vintage Gamer.
Geeklabel Radio.
Tony’s Losing It.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Michael A. Stackpole’s Home.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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And now for the voicemails:

• Gazerbeam is late to the party. Who says we aren’t drawing in new listeners?!
• Enormous asks Charlie how much is in a crap ton.
• Tony in Minnesota wonders if Summer is going to get her body painted at the pool party.
• Brian has pool party info — brian at dragonpage dot com to get Pool Party directions if you are attending the Pool Party.
• Moose is being censored by his cell phone. Vespas and something something?
• All sorts of vespa clubs. Here is a site with a bunch of vespa events.
• Andrea thanks Enormous for the well wishes. If Enormous is coming through Chicago email Andrea.
• Andrea doesn’t feel bad for the cicadas.
• Eric in Sydney gives us a clit joke.
• Tony calls in with the nice praise.
• Anna in Washington watched Catwoman on an airplane.
• Enormous asks about the poo talk in the last show. Eliza is a southern Goth.
• Jules from Michigan (?) complains about George Hrab stripping when Leann was a perfect person to strip against George. I’m thinking DragonCon STRIP OFF!
• Big and Tasty has better living through chemistry. Sleep deprivation makes everyone pretty.
• Kevin The Bodypainter tells a story.
• Big and Tasty is excited about the WI documentary. He obviously missed the fact that he should probably email Charlie since Charlie put out the call. Eliza wants a pony.
• Debbie brings the harshness onto B&T.
• Jonathan has some First of May stories. He misses out on a money making opportunity.
• Gazerbeam takes a really long way around telling a bad pun. He is really late to the party.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty thinks we’re taking over her topics. GO LISTEN TO CHRIS.
• Short show. CALL US! We like to respond.

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On this week’s show: Mike, Brian, Tim, Charlie the Beer Guy, Debbie, Eliza, Kris, and Alec the ClicheKiller. Charlie’s wife Carolyn is wandering in and out.

This show was recorded while Evo was vacationing on the east coast after Balticon. This was recorded before his announcement.

First Drink of the Day: Charlie has brought us some really cool local anniversary brew from the Sonoran Brewing Company. Debbie is drinking her usual. Brian cracks open the Black and Blue that Charlie brought in for Brian.

Treat of the day: Kris made banana bread and pear almond lavender bread and Eliza baked a chocolate bundt cake. Tim also brought smoked baby back ribs with a homemade smoke onion BBQ sauce.

Promos:

Planet Retcon Radio.
The Geologic Podcast.
Technorama.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
DragonCon Podcast.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Evo is vacationing on the east coast after Balticon. This was recorded before his announcement.

And now for the voicemails:

• Jonathan from Birmingham calls in about his energy drink for Tim. Tim is going to die.
• Lee from Boston phones in about Mike’s foley fun.
• Gary from Jacksonville has earned his WI asshole badge thanks to Evo.
• Mike chimes in about MRM’s movie rant. Stupid lines on opening weekend.
• Super Scotty claims that Halle Berry is a positive thing about Catwoman. Survey says, BZZZZZ! NO!
• Mara in California has a different twist on the podfade. First one is always free!
• Fucking Geek brings other bad movies. Thunderpants?
• A caller brings the Japanese phrases to Wingin It.
• Eric in Sydney is back and he’s been struck with Bell’s palsy. Glad you’re doing better mate!
• More Japanese lessons for Wingin’ It fans. Tim and Eliza go all language geeky.
• Another Japanese lesson - The 8 metre flute.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty disproves our maps needing Viagra theory. She’s going to be The Robo Games rather then the Pool Party.
• JustaJ0e agrees with Mike’s rant about theatres. Theatres are going the way of the dinosaur.
• I kid you not, check out JustJ0e and Jessica’s podcast at Cup Car Update. Quick and to the point Nascar updates. Good stuff!
• Enormous ringing in to send his regards to Andrea Smartie Hottie.
• Andrea Smartie Hottie gives us an update. Send cicada death rays ASAP.
• Mark in Mephis talks about small theatres with NO CENTER seats. Time to break out the power tools.
• Brent from Ohio is a new listener?! I don’t believe it.
• No, there is no saving Wingin’ It.
• Evo’s phone calls in. Wow, it’s a foul mouthed redneck phone.
• Moose has a suggestion for WI.
• John from Fullerton gives us beer talk. Charlies drools.
• Big and Tasty likes hot food. Habaneros away! Safety tip from the Wingin’ It crew. Don’t touch ANY private parts after handling these peppers.
• Super Scotty - The WI Twelve Step.
• Alan has a new drink recipe, The Tee Morris NY Times Special.
• Caller has a new phrase for Paul from Des Moines.
• Dicky from Toronto phones back in about the beers he tempted us with.
• Enormous comments about those of us here who never go to the Grand Canyon. Come visit Evo’s phone.
• Caller outrage at the end of Wingin’ It.
• Nobilis has a theory Wingin’ It is like a girlfriend who is going to break up with you.
• Fired? I quit!
• Enormous is back in Brisbane. Pool party in 2 weeks.

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First Non Drink of the Day: No Victory Hopdevil ale or Dogfish Head 90 and 120 minute IPAs. Nope nothing to drink here *wink, wink*.

Promos:

The Geologic Podcast
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Semi-silent studio audience: Debbie’s girl child and bookends.

First Second Third Drink of the Day: We have homebrew from Mur’s awesome hubby Jim. Two beers - S and BW. Stout and Belgium Wheat brews.

Promos:

Technorama.
Balticon Podcast
We Are Not Cool podcast
Joe Murphy Memorial

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And now for the voicemails:

• Nick from Brisbane - I don’t think he’s really an Australian.
• Rhettro brought us beer. Lucifer - It’s Belgium for Coors Light.
• Joel from California - Wants a review of the topless carwash in Brisbane. Nick, you have a mission.
• Caller with cell phone advice - Too late!
• Caller comments about the forever stamp. Costner will deliver it.
• Claire from Muskego Wisconsin with multicultural Wingin’ It.
• Yogi and Boo-Boo find Evo’s phone.
• Verizon guy phones in from the Grand Canyon.
• Enormous ends his trip with a call in from San Francisco airport.
• Thomas from Flagstaff ponders the forever stamp.
• Nick from Brisbane complains about Evo cutting the show short. He’s also in denial.
• The Wingin’ It - Twelve step program.
• Joe in Chicago requests a change in Slice of Sci Fi.
• Brian is going to make a mint by selling old WI episodes. Evo has a better idea.
• KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHN!!
• It’s India… MOOSE! Moose finally figures out which number to dial.
• Moose again, on the correct number again. STELLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!
• There goes Moose’s therapy.
• Moose haggles on the number of remaining shows.
• Dwight from Ottawa with a congratulation for Paul from Des Moines.
• Colossus calls in.
• Brian Richardson comments on Mike’s Pimpness.
• Andrea calls in from traffic with a goofy stuck in traffic story.
• Andrea comments on the end of Wingin’ It.
• Dicky from Toronto with tips for enjoying Toronto for Enormous. Dicky needs to send us some of that good beer.
• Ari from Boston is going to miss us, won’t everyone?
• Imp calls in. We miss Imp! She makes us all warm and tingly.

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Treat of the day: Kris made peanut butter cookies and peanut butter buckeyes and Eliza created cookies and cream fudge.

Third Drink of the Day: Thanks to Anna from Washington! She sent us some lovely beers from McMenamins Brewery. We have the Hammerhead, Sunflower IPA, Terminator Stout and the Ruby ale.

Promos:
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Thomas has brought us some of his FINE homebrew - A dry hopped cream ale and a hefeweizen. Thanks Thomas!

And now for the voicemails:

• Big and Tasty is going to have his own podcast?
• Keith in Chicago - On the road to Iowa.
• Formally Badger Badger/He’s now the Fucking Geek - He was getting his geek off.
• The Fucking Geek - Commenting about our K7 phone number.
• Andrew comments about the end.
• Gary from Illinois - He wishes for the old cast??
• The Final Countdown!!!
• Ralph from Knoxville - he was sad until the ADD hits.
• TFG again - He’s confused about fantasy costumes and BOW CHIKKA BOW BOW fantasy costumes.
• Dwight from Ottawa - He’s going to miss a trip to a live WI.
• Big and Tasty wants his Wingin’ It helmet.
• B&T with a groaner.
• Super Scotty from Canada rings in on costuming.
• SS again - B5 crossover talk.
• Kris the Fixed Kitty - Thark definition. Brian crushes Evo’s dreams of riches.
• Andrew comments about cosplay. Jesus was a cosplayer?
• A caller thanks us for the shows.
• Enormous calls in with an update and we understood everything. AMAZING!
• Enormous drawls out a voicemail but I can’t seem to understand him.
• Enormous is the new Mark from Memphis - He is in Canada eh? He tells us to bog in.
• Enormous phones in from a baseball game.
• It’s Mooose….Indiana Jim is mad about his bumper? He has a bumper?
• Moose! Indiana Jim has stolen your bit, Sic’em!
• Enormous went from the Caribbean to Louisiana and is now in Toronto.
• Big and Tasty calls in about the date or lack thereof. He then showcases why she said no.
• Setup on the energy drink recipe sent in from Jonathan from Birmingham. I think this dude needs to chug some of this drink.
• Tim’s going to die.
• Jonathan then calls in with a punchline. It’s about the woman who got McCarthy and Lennon tattooed on her thighs. Google it.
• Paul from Des Moines is gradumecated.
• Thomas from Flagstaff tempts blowing up the whole universe by being in the studio to comment on his voicemail.
• Mike has a great idea - Pay for the entire WI crew to show up at your function. We’ll drink beer, make snarky comments, Kris and Eliza will make food, Charlie and Thomas will bring beer for us. We’ll make a mint.
• Pool party talk - Send in those RSVP.
• Eliza is excited that NORMIE will be here for the pool party.

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First Drink of the Day: Evo is drinking Hebrew Origin which is made with pomegranate juice. Mike is enjoying a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout and there was 34 year old scotch earlier! It was VERY nice! Brian thanks his friend Scott May for that bottle.

Evo calls out the freaks and they respond! *points at Debbie, Eliza and Kris*

Promos:

The Ranting Scotsman Podcast.
Futility Writ Big
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Matt Fulton sent us some beer! Thank you sir! We’re enjoying some Phat Abbot from the Arbor Brewing Company.

And now for the voicemails:

• Tee Morris talks about his Evo-rific moment.
• Ari from Boston is so-so with Hebrew beer.
• Mark from Louisville with a thank you for Evo. Great..more ego for Evo.
• Paul from Des Moines is buying new monitors.
• Dwight from Ottowa with a message for Enormous.
• Caller hates the Scotty bit and mistakes Tim for Brian. I’m the witty one dammit!
• Mark in Mephis warns about royalty payments.
• Magic Fridge!!
• A caller didn’t like our joke - HAAHHAAHAHAHAHA! SUCKER!
• Another caller we suckered in.
• Andrea stuck in traffic welcomes us back. Charlie and Evo like Fun Dip.
• Australians have sexy voices!
• Will the Computer Guy was suckered in. BLAME EVO!
• Will the Computer Guy asks about Foodgeeking.
• Alan validates our clan biker talk that we started on Dragonpage. Klingon bikers also…wow.
• John from Australia he’s our resident mixologist! He turns over his drink ideas to FPM.
• Deadeye Evo takes aim at Debbie!
• Killer Bunnies talk.
• Super Scotty thinks we ROCK for our joke.
• It’s Moo…. Indiana Jim?? He kinda enjoyed it and was pissed at the same time!
• Indiana Jim is obviously having a few??
• Podcast Mike calls in with more freaky foods.
• Caller is appalled with the Wine and Wingin’ It - Evo Terra with the save.
• Gazerbeam with a joke.

Tune in for the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT on tomorrow’s show. Yeah, we know, but it’s not BS.

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And now for the voicemails:

• Super Scotty calls about the Joe Murphy Tribute show.
• Kevin the bodypainter - Automated phone systems and fucktard.
• Enormous - Watching cricket and mumble mumble pool party mumble mumble cruise.
• Robert from New Hampshire - a rambling message about WI marathon.
• Super Scotty - A soda commercial in fantasy land.
• Debbie commits a party foul!
• Big and Tasty date update! Lunch at 2pm on Friday. We couldn’t hear the time properly.
• John from Australia - Joe Murphy cocktail contest. Come up with a drink that reflects Joe’s tastes.
• Big and Tasty - Date update - 2:10 and is stood up. Awwwww!
• Kevin the bodypainter - Calls to keep our K7 phone line active.
• Danni - She’s in Gilbert Arizona and hasn’t come up to the studio since last year. One would think that she could just show up with beer.
• Madison RULES!
• Tee Morris chimes in and has obviously missed what we were saying. Tee is short bus special we know. I think he’d understand better if we were talking about COCK.
• Karen from Melbourne Australia - She thinks we RAWK!
• Karen from Melbourne Australia again - She’s my new favorite person! Call in again and again and again….and one more time…please?
• Enormous - He’s on a Carribean cruise watching cricket.
• Yeah it’s the Enormous show. He’s drinking Redstrip and rum.
• Big and Tasty wasn’t stood up? No sleep and no shower for his date. Rain check for next Wednesday. Why do I think this is going to end in tears?
• Enormous again - He’s muted and mumble mumble mumble. Africa hunting wilderbeasts.
• Enormous phones in again. He must be REALLY bored on this cruise. He is in Barbados.
• Enormous calls in waiting on his lobster and drinking rum punch in Barbados.
• Enormous calls in sitting on the beach, drinking, lots of babes, cricket. He’s still in Barbados. Fuck you Enormous!
• And just in case you missed it, FUCK YOU ENORMOUS!
• Joe from California - Badger Badger - He stopped while knocking boots to call in to our voicemail show. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
• Joe from California again - He prefers podcasts to get his geek off. I feel so dirty.
• Caller calls in with a good bad movie - Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
• Evo wants more sex talk/phone calls.

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Brian, Mike, Tim and Kris introduce us to the new format. We’re enjoying a Robert Mondavi cabernet sauvignon which is a lovely wine.

Mike outlines some of the new topics we will be discussing - Wine reports, wine buying tips for those new to the wine scene, how to pour a white wine vs a red wine, and many many more!

*CRASH! BANG! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!*

Evo comes back and puts things straight and welcome to ‘First of May’ Yes… you’ve been fucked.

First drink of the day for Brian and Evo Stone Brewery’s Russian Imperial Stout. Mike is drinking Hebrew - Messiah Bold.

Promos:

George Hrab

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Raise a root beer in memory of Randy Innuendo.

Song: “Mason Rocket” by Beatnik Turtle

First Drink of the Day: Doug brought us Double Bastard and Arrogant Bastard from Stone Brewery. Charlie brings something special Reunion Beer. Drink this beer and do some good.

Promos:

Charlie’s podcast Speaking of Beer
We are not cool
Cup Car Update
George Hrab

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And now for the voicemails:

• Caller with a very accurate representation of Show #102.
• Super Scotty letting us know it’s cold.
• Robin calls in with a frakkin’ BSG comment. Blame Richard Hatch!
• Edmond from Greenville liked show #102 because it was Evo-less.
• Jason in Kansas City calls in and he is Evo’s #1 fan! Check is in the email.
• Thomas from Flagstaff is late again to the show taping. What? No love for Brian?
• Stewart in Nova Scotia sets us straight about dildos?
• Cheyenne Wright gives us another fantastic presentation of a joke. Arrrrrrrrrrh!
• Ari from Boston fills us in about the Fido release. The WI crew descends upon the movie theatre before the Pool Party.
• Eric from New York calls in about the latest FPM show - Speaking Of Crap.
• Eric from NY calls in again. He gives us an essential movie to see. There are two great lists going on the FarPoint Forums.
• Michael in Cartersville Georgia is an albino and gives us the punchline to that albino joke.
• Brian Richardson calls in and brings the porn on IMAX talk. More mind bleach please.
• Cheyenne with another joke. Evo finds the punchline a bit later.
• Big and Tasty might have a DATE! HOLY CRAP! Way to go big fella! Round of applause from everyone.
• Rob from Knoxville wants to be shot. Something about Doodlebops?
• Rob from Knoxville is buying cotton candy for 12 bucks!
• Eric from Sydney suggests seeing Hot Fuzz. Keanu talks ensues.
• Eric from Sydney - When good beer goes bad!
• Enormous phones in from Singapore. He’s calling from every bar he’s hitting.
• Eric from Sydney and talks about his learning experience in an office full of women. Kinda sounds like a porn movie setup huh?
• Enormous calls in from northern France. He’s drinking a red rose beer.
• Jonathan from Birmingham follows up about the coffee he sent and has some questions for Tim. Mmm… coffee.
• Eric in Sydney is our official WI translator. Eric is Scottish? CRIKEY!
• Noblis asks about Spoken Erotica
• The Birmingham Bitch has a license plate story. Tongue anal raping?
• Jack Managan calls in live via cell phone. W00T!
• No voicemails for awhile.

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First Drink of the Day: Not really… more like third. It’s Double Bastard from The Stone Brewery for everyone! Mike is also fisting a Gulden Draak. Tim drank the rest of Mest..Mephist.. yeah that beer that Mike had on the voicemail show and is chugging a 120 minute IPA from Dogfish Head. Charlie and Brian split a Raison D’Extra from Dogfish Head. Debbie has the popsicle juice.

Promos:

Technorama
DragonCon TV
Charlie’s podcast Speaking of Beer.

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We are Evo Terra-less this week. He’s spending quality time in…Oklahoma??!

Mike was hit over the head by his beer Mephistopheles’ Stout.

And now for the voicemails:

• Super Scotty letting us know it’s cold.
• Cheyenne Wright serves up a joke. The presentation earns the Mennenga seal of approval.
• Yeehaw? Someone doesn’t like BSG. Break out the torches and pitchforks!!
• Mark in Memphis - Talking back to Evo.
• Big and Tasty - He needs a helmet. A big old Thor helmet.
• Cheyenne is at it again and the wimmen think he’s HAWT!
• Someone calls in about vibrating game devices and the future of teledildonics.
• Dwight from Ottowa - Congrats to Ari on his nuts! Scan away sir.
• Karen from Kalifornia - Wait? Isn’t she in studio???!
• WWAD?
• Super Scotty did the Braveheart bookie. He wants Bookie lines.
• Punch line?
• Clark from New Jersey - A joke with an albino.
• James from Wyoming - A pick a state joke.
• Jim from Cape Cod - He goes to Dublin for the weekend. I think this is a call meant for Charlie’s show.
• Enormous calls in and complains about the chicks taking over. LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!
• Moose makes Ian’s Deathlist.
• Gary from Jacksonville - He needs a Farpoint Wiki.
• Moose is off on a rant and talks until they show up.
• Moose again - He applauds Ian’s fancast and loves the utili-kilt then he rambles again.
• Caller gives Tee Morris dick sucking tips. Two slams for the price of one.
• Thomas from Flagstaff - He’s late to the studio. Singing?
• Kevin and the bobcat, in hell.
• Caller asks about Karen and Evo. Evo likes to show his junk. Come to the pool party and see it!
• Kevin is still in hell. Pee on the rat and get it over.
• Kevin again - The Eldrich Port-a-potty. Eliza gigglefit ensues.
• Andrea has a widget. A reason to drink widget.
• *hurk* Elmo song for ohmibod.
• A punch line for Evo - A tiger punch line.
• Issac from Independence Missouri - Punchline and movie trivia.
• Yes, Mike has lost control.
• Super Scotty - He needs a taser too. I’m wondering if he’s related to Big and Tasty.
• Super Scotty - I’m thinking he’s not even Canadian.
• Heaven is train commuting with microbrew.
• Voicemails are under a time limit again. Tsk tsk! You, over there, leaving a two minute message! Stop right there! You’ll just piss Mike off. Well actually you just won’t get put on. So if you leave a long message it better be fucking funny.

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First Drink of the Day: Evo has a Double Daddy IPA from Speakeasy Brewing Company. Mike is having a Turbodog by Abita Brewing, Tim had the Smoked Porter from Stone Brewery and is going to be starting on the Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Eliza is drinking Midas Touch from Dogfish Head Brewery.

Kris has baked up a batch of chocolate chip cookies. Yummy as always I’m sure! Eliza made a bunch of cupcakes made with some Young’s Double Chocolate Stout.

• Mike from the WANC podcast has a top five list for Evo.
• Joe update. Click the button and donate to help Joe out. It on the right hand side. Go on. DO IT!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, gives a traffic report. Send in contributions to podcast at gettingby dot net, or (510) 402-4888.
• Thomas provides the info about the donated beer. It comes from Mike from Blogging New Orleans.
• Go to the FarPoint Forums.
• Braveheart Booooooookie!
• Mike’s a birthday boy! Buy him a new mixer.
• Tim is a birthday boy too! Buy him a new liver.
• Sheila says that size doesn’t matter. She’s being kind to Evo.
• Evo taunts everyone with his vacation tales again.
• Karen from Kalifornia rants about everyone. Ouch. She’s off everyone’s Christmas list.
• Evo’s crazy fan show idea - Go buck wild! Put your money where your mouth is KfK.
• Evo talks about religious pareidolia. What does Jesus taste like?
• Evo is performing a marriage. Seriously! He’s ordained … then again so is Brian. Now that’s a scary thought huh?
• Karen from Kalifornia - An apology for everyone but Evo. I blame the BEER!
• It’s time to talk Teledildonics and what FPM can do for you.
• Kris brings the tentacle sex talk. Cthulhu porn?
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has choice words for Tee Morris. What a bastard! Check out her link.
• Ohmibod contest is OVER. The ladies need some serious bunk time.
• Pool party update - Arabian Nights theme.
• Foodgeeking lives!
• SciFi Smackdown breaks the bank! Congrats to the cast and crew for a fantastic jorb!
• Lorrie needs to drink since she’s saving herself for Mike’s birthday.
• Call Joe’s voicemail (206) 202-5179. Give him a call and leave your well wishes.
• Tim channels the dead Indian under Michael’s house.
• Thanks to the folks who put together the Fan Show.

Promos:
Comics Radar

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Evo has started this one off with Double Daddy IPA from Speakeasy Brewing Company.

And now for the voicemails:

• Kevin the Body Painter is drunk and recommends some beer.
• F&T calls back! He still loves us!
• F&T needs a taser or an RPG or a hug at least.
• Podcast Mike calls in about FPM and our upcoming content - *wink, wink**nudge, nudge*
• Saint Patrick’s Day Talk. Go fuck a leprecaun!
• Super Scotty calls in with a punch line.
• Super Scotty laughs about Fucktard. It just rolls off the tongue doesn’t it?
• It’s a Super Scotty hattrick eh?
• A caller with a punch line.
• Apparently we’re the Super Scotty Superfan line.
• Mike likes Super Scotty the Superfan.
• Caller with a punch line.
• Another punch line.
• A sick punch line.
• An ohmibod song?
• F&T - On online matchmaking. *shudder*
• Ari from Boston - Mozel tov! She said yes! Let the planning begin.
• Scott from Tucson - He needs to call more often or not.
• Scott from Tucson - And he’s cutting back on calling in…or something.
• Dwight from Ottowa - He’s cold and needs food lovin’.
• Foodgeeking LIVES!
• Caller who received beer recommendations. One word is all you need, Ruination.
• Mark From Memphis - A punch line? No it’s a whole joke.
• Mark From Memphis - Just a punch line this time!
• Mark From Memphis calls in again and again and again. Imp prepares to kill.
• Rob from Knoxville - A message for Karen for Kalifornia, *cue the BOW-CHIKKA-BOWBOW!*
• A punch line.
• No more punch lines. Give us the joke without the punch line. Make it a short joke.
• Yvonne from Godbox Cafe comments about our cajones! We’ve got the biggest balls of them all or at least the most liver damage.

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• A New Fan Show Wingin’ It Entrance.
• Ian apologizes for the change to the originally scheduled programming (Wingin’ It Smackdown will be released as Segments in the near future).
• Karen from Kalifornia and Curnir dive in on the show and talking about Evo’s 12″ Dick, Karen’s hate of a certain M.A Stackpole and several other subjects.
• We continue Fan Show Parodies with A Different Different Point of View from Nobilis and Co.
• We unfortunately let Tee Morris back on the show along with Alan In The UK for a round robin of everything Tee has been doing (Ian apologizes for letting him on, he couldn’t get Tee to shut up.)
• World of Warcraft invades the mind of Karen from Kalifornia and once again, she has something to say about it

Promos:
A Different Point of View
World Of Warcraft
Dragoncon
Dragon-pod
Man Vs. Child
Lulu TV

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First Drink of the Day is brought to us from Charlie and Tee. Mike and Tim have Breckenridge Valley Vanilla Porter, Brian is next with World Wide Stout, Tee is quaffing Immort Ale. More beers to come!

Promos:

FarPoint Forums
George Hrab’s podcast
DragonCon TV
Charlie’s podcast Speaking of Beer.

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Tee brings the first libation — Chateau Jiahu from Dogfish Head Brewery.

And now for the voicemails:
• James from Australia — Evo 3.5?
• Punch line — Posse.
• Punch line — Nick Nack.
• Bill from Minnesota with a punch line.
• Astronaut punch line.
• B5 punch line.
• Anna in Washington — Teledildonics history lesson.
• Kevin the Body Painter — Ron the uber redneck geek.
• Scott from Tucson — Ian envy.
• Matt from Parker with a punch line.
• Chris in Ft. Lauderdale with a punch line.
• A Slice voicemail makes it into WI.
• The Moose is loose and shows some love for Big and Tasty.
• Moose again with a punch line.
• Moose? How’d he escape from those chains?
• Punch line — Monkey tickling?
• Another monkey punch line.
• Chris from Indy — a flurry of punch lines.
• Kevin the Body Painter — pining for Ruination.
• Chris from Indy is going to Hell.
• Jonathan from Birmingham offers Tim homemade energy drink.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty– A traffic story.
• Kevin Ze Body Painter again - Ruination substitute?
• Alan from East Texas — Tasers and customers. Soju is the devil.
• H.R. Tucker tosses out some punch lines.

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First Drink of the Day: Evo has already imbibed a Big Sky IPA, a Steel Toe Stout from the Ska Brewing Company, and is now onto Poleeko Gold Pale Ale from Anderson Valley Brewing Company. Mike is having the stout, Tim’s liver needs to catch up, and the rest are drinking something? Anything?

Promos:
George Hrab’s podcast
DragonCon TV

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And now for the voicemails:

• Alvie appears to have drank a few?
• Enormous promises a howl.
• Kevin asks about Stone Brewery Ruination.
• Enormous rags on Evo.
• McDLT whines.
• Duuuuuude! Someone named *drowned out by laughter* thinks we should drink more.
• Kurt in St. George calls in with a beer review.
• Caller in Hell.
• Tony the Tiger? Brian’s evil twin? You decide.
• John from Fullerton calls in about OHMYGOD! I’m HURTING!!
• Enormous laughs more Evo bashing.
• Enormous again — Evo bashing tickles his fancy.
• Even MORE Enormous — Laughter IS the best medicine.
• Enormous has a punchline.
• Alvie again with a poem, song, something?
• Imp calls in with a George Hrab hostage!
• Kevin is brave, or stupid, and pops the top.
• Wait — he said he wasn’t going to call in anymore. McDLT tosses off 19 punchlines.
• Rapideye calls in with the Boookie brainwashing.
• Anna in Washington — wants us on thongs!
• Gary from Jacksonville — he calls in about intercourse.
• H.R. Tucker calls in to pimp his show. Check it here.
• Michael from Illinois a.k.a The Clockwork Dragon — calls with a punchline.
• Paul from Elk River — calls with a punchline
• Tim from Iowa calls in with the ULTIMATE punchline.
• Caller with another punchline.
• Enormous calls in again with props for McDLT!
• A caller calls in with a sheep punchline.
• Guillermo from Portland — A few geeky punchlines.
• Another punchline.
• A blonde punchline.
• Rapideye — He thinks he’d kill with his Ohmibod entry.
• Guermo from Portland — non geeky punchlines?

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Playing the part of The Silent Studio Audience — it’s Robin!

First Drink of the Day: Island Brewing Company. Every damn one of their beers. Evo starts with the Paradise Pale Ale, Starry Night Stout for Mike and Brian, Tim has a Obsidian Stout by Deschutes Brewery, Debbie has her Shut-Up Popsicle Juice from the Fuck You! Brewery in Kiss My Ass Wisconsin. Kris is drinking Fort by Dogfish Head Brewery.

- Variant Frequencies has also joined up. FPM really should mean Far Point Mafia.

Promos:
George Hrab’s podcast
DragonCon TV
FarPoint Media forums

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And now for the voicemails:

• Ari from Boston proposes to his girlfriend Iliza/Eliza/Liza(?)
• Bill from Minnesota — DEATH by Ungabunga!
• Lutheran boy and Catholic Boy punch line.
• Evo said to be brief. Evo wants your briefs?!
• “Wringing it” out punch line.
• James from Australia with a mum punch line.
• Alan Smith — HE ROCKS! Read Joe something sexy ONLY if you’re a woman. Please give Joe some wanking love by calling 206-202-5179.
• Caller gives KfK props for funny WI — The Musical bit.
• Caller gives the 14 inch pianist punch line.
• Imp calls in with some sexy punch lines.
• Joel from California — he’s excited that a regular radio station is giving Ohmibods away. Those bastards are stealing our ideas! Be sure to check out the WI contest.
• Anna from Washington calls with a joke for Randy Innuendo - it’s a midget punch line.
• Kevin the Redneck Computer Geek flirts with copyright infringement.
• Wes in the Catskills — He loves Debbie’s blog. Check it out for yourself right here! Mike should have asked Kris for a Braaaaaaaaaaaains recipe. Wes said he would pay for FarPoint Media erotica.
• Puny and Tasteless calls in to explain his DainBramage. Evo is a dick. Mike pulls and Evo. Brian kicks in his Evo 3.0 programming and is a complete and total dick.
• Thomas from Flagstaff fesses up! He and Enormous will have a howl off at the pool party.
• Fat people working at a vitamin store. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
• Mark from Memphis — “Me know how” punch line.
• Puny and Tasteless comes up with his personalized lyrics for “My Generation”. Much pain ensues. Debbie dubs him — Fucktard. That’s right kids! The word of the day is FUCKTARD!
• Is Puny and Tasteless really Jimmy selling his magerzines?
• Anna from Washington calls in with a college joke? No it’s a lesbian joke!
• Andrea in Maryland — “What? A talking dog?” punch line.
• Ditto the mumbler — “Too many poles” punch line.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty — A punny punch line. “it’s illegal to transport young gulls across sedated lions for immortal porpoises!”
• Jeff from Paducah — “six quarts” punch line. Evo knows this one firsthand.
• Caller with “inside a dog” punch line.
• Caller with “bird imitations” punch line.
• Ian the Jabbering Scotsdude has a few choice words for Evo and third world persons. Evo threatens the banana treatment at DragonCon.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty wants to make a trade. Mike owes her MST3K DVDs and she’d rather have an Ohmibod. She nominates someone who we all mistake for “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”
• Jonathan from Birmingham — he says the Wingin’ It crew are the new Seinfeld. Everyone says, “Uhm… No.”
• Evo had sloppy seconds on the Old Guardian. This is foreshadowing of things to come.

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First Drink of the Day: Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine, Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA, Thomas from Flagstaff’s Chickory Brown, and Dogfish Head Fort.

And now for the rest of the show:
• Hank from Canada was moved to write Joe a song. And sing it. And record it.
• Mike is given some Brown Suga.
• Last week, Charlie got a message from the Universe.
• Rufus with another game for large drunken groups. This week: Apples to Apples from Out of the Box.
• Need a vibrator? Send in your playlist to contest at michaelandevo dot com and win your own OhMiBod.
• Karen from Kalifornia: A review of Michael and Evo’s Wingin’ It, the Musical!
• Tim tells a story that makes me feel so much better about myself and my family.
• The Wingin’ It traffic report, with Chris the Fixed Kitty.
• Weird place names and Japanese diseases: Send them to Chris the Fixed Kitty, people, not to us!
• Ok, at this point, you may realize that everyone is starting to lose it, thanks to Charlie.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty recommends adult toy breakage stories, and then tells one. Then makes an offer you can’t refuse.
• Farpoint Media updates. The Fanboy Smackdown is now part of Farpoint Media. The Starship Smackdown website is now up. Food Geeking, with Tim and Kris, is starting up. And, of course, there’s always The Zombie Channel. There’s a bunch more, too. So stay tuned, same podtime, same podchannel.

Promos:
The Vintage Gamer
Best of Dragoncon TV Nominations

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And on to the voicemails:
• A punchline
• A caller bitches about the pool party.
• Someone calling from Green Bay commenting on the cold.
• Dwight from Ottawa has a new project idea… old age actors in modern roles.
• Summer updates us on the Scifi Smackdown and Starship Smackdown websites.
• Kevin the Bodypainter doesn’t understand why callers want bumpers.
• Kevin the Computer Geek is cured!
• Rapid Eye shares a punchline
• A punchline
• Ari from Boston on circumcision. Funny guy.
• Up butt coconut? Find it here: Up Butt Coconut
• Medium and Salty with the WORST. VOICEMAIL. EVER!
• Medium and Salty shares a punchline.
• Michael in Nashville shares a punchline.
• Just like macaroni and cheese…
• A punchline, and Joe knows the joke.
• James from Wyoming with the strangest place he woke up drunk.
• Reaver calls? Hey, Reaver! Give her a shoutout at her myspace page.
• A punchline.
• Enormous from Australia is thinking of Joe. Want to drop him a get-well message? Not too late. Alan Smith sets up a voicemail number for Joe well wishers! Call in and give Joe well wishes, get well thoughts, read him a story, read him some PORN, act out porn, breathe heavy! 206-202-5179. Please show Joe LOVE and give a call. 206-202-5179.
• A punchline.
• Enormous from Australia says it was an American howl. How can you tell?
• A punchline.
• Stewie with a rapper rant.
• Debbie shares a punchline.

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Joe

And on to the voicemails:
• Enormous from Australia RSVP’s for the pool party.
• Caller calls in with punchline — The Aristocrats.
• Caller with a blonde punchline. White-out on the screen.
• RapidEye comments about Tricia Helfer in Playboy. He bags on Evo for having no friends.
• Mike talks about Thomas from Flankstaff’s beer he made and brought down Winter Warmer. It’s got a kick!
• Evo’s a fucker. Old news.
• A caller using a a bad Italian accent — Evo is a dick.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty — She slaps Moose down for his bumper whining.
• Imp sends Joe a special message and makes Frank Herbert sexay!
• Andrea Smartie Hottie calls in wish Joe well. She gives a shout out to Phil Rossi.
• Up Butt Coconut again!
• Jonathan from Birmingham — he’s got some Jack Daniel’s coffee. He’s gonna send us some! WOO! He ends with a one liner.
• Kurt in Saint George — does his research about the Ohmibod. Short songs suck. Ohmibod and Iphone. Wow.
• Jonathan from Birmingham — emails Mike a picture of the house filled with beer cans, Coors lite. Ew.
• Trotter in Dallas (?) — House had the hiccup cure.
• Charlie the beer guy has a major announcement Evo style!
• Eric from Sydney - Fuck you Evo!
• CA Sizemore — He adds Evo on his Digg friends list. He needs an intervention.
• Moose calls in while having Rockstar withdrawals. He talks about Vigo.
• Dwight from Ottawa — Summer caused him to lose his ability to speak. Evo making friends. Joe Murphy is his hero.
• Moose again — he really needs Rockstar AND meds.
• Dwight from Ottawa — He wants to start a new “Help little Joe Murphy” scheme. We could make MILLIONS!!
• Moose again — Shares his Michael and Evo’s Hiccup curative device!
• Anna from Washington — She’s going to be down in Phoenix in June of 2008
• Anna from Washington again — She wonders about ohmibodcast.com or ohmibodsmackdown.com or michaelandevoohmibod.com. Mike is going to be broke.
• Enormous from Australia — He takes offense to us pegging him for the howl. He says it is an American howl? What the fuck is the difference?
• Kevin the bodypainter — He gets the Hee-Haw reference. We forgive him.
• Mark from Memphis has a punch line.
• Imp agrees with Mark from Memphis? The world is ending.
• Jim from CapeCod has a punch line.
• Sheila knows MfM’s liver joke. Evo delivers the joke. Was it worth the wait? Probably not.
• Kevin from California — he’s redneck computer geek.
• Caller calls in after catching up on shows. He compares crappy beer to cake and pie? Zombie Lesbian Cattle Drive!
• Enormous From Australia — Wants to know what “First drink of the day” feels like on the ohmibod.
• Debbie complains about the shortness of “FDOTD”.

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Alan Smith sets up a voicemail number for Joe well wishers! Call in and give Joe well wishes, get well thoughts, read him a story, read him some PORN, act out porn, breathe heavy! 206-202-5179. Please show Joe LOVE and give a call. 206-202-5179.

Please also donate to the “Kill Kuato” fund by clicking on the button located on the right hand side. All donations are VERY VERY appreciated and will help Joe out with some of the costs related to his surgery.

The plan is to be back next week with Joe in the studio. Our thanks to everyone for their generosity and good thoughts for Joe.

In the studio we have: That guy named Evo and his wife Sheila, Mike, Summer, Joe, Brian, Tim, Kris the Cheesecake Lady, and Debbie from East Mesa.

We had a silent studio audience member — Sheila’s friend whose name escapes me.

First Drink of the Day: Left Hand Juju Ginger Pale Ale for Evo, Big Sky Moose Drool Brown Ale for Mike and Brian, Sheila has remnant beer in Kona Brewing Fire Pale Ale, Kris had a Widmer Brothers Snow Plow and Debbie had her Malt Beverage that shall remain nameless.

• Kris brought us a metric butt-ton of cookies (chocolate chip, chocolate chocolate chip and walnuts with some chocolate).
• Interview with Suki — The creator of the OhMibod Use the coupon code “winginit” and you’ll get $10 off. GO! SPEND! NOW! Buy your significant other a Valentine’s Day gift today.
• Pets and Religion brought to you by Evo.
  - Family sees Jesus in the dirt on their doggy door.
  - This cat spent 3 weeks in airline cargo hold. Evo thinks God hates it.
• I have had it with these motherfucking gnomes in this motherfucking colon!
• Debbie from East Mesa has a fucked up family read about it HERE.
• Joe gives a Kuato update — Joe is going in to get that fucker cut out and squashed! Please show Joe some love and click on the “Kill Kuato” link on the right side of this page.
• Pool party update — June 16th, 2007. RSVP now so we can figure out if it’s going to be at Mike’s or at a hotel.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, gives a traffic report. Send in contributions to podcast at gettingby dot net, or (510) 402-4888.
• Evo taunts us with tales of his vacation in Jamaica then tells us about trying to burn down his house. I think Sheila would agree that beans and Evo don’t mix!
• Evo has his own cooking stuff?? I wonder if they know about the bean incident.
• Mike talks about an engineering recipe.
• Sheila cleans up after the evo. Color us surprised.
• Kilroy 2.0.
• Joe’s Surprise! Alan Smith sets up a voicemail number for Joe well wishers! Call in and give Joe well wishes, get well thoughts, read him a story, read him some PORN, act out porn, breathe heavy, make the fucker CRY! 206-202-5179. Please show Joe even MORE LOVE and give a call. 206-202-5179.
• !!! Big Announcement time !!! — Wait. That’s it? Yep, Evo does it again.

Promos:
OhMiBod!
DragonCon TV
We are not cool
George Hrab
Wingin’ It Calender get yours today!!

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And now for the voicemails:
• Gary from Uranus wonders why Summer does nothing but type on the show.
• Gary from Uranus didn’t know that Joe was gay. That’s odd, neither did Joe.
• Que the Seinfield reference.
• Eric in Sidney and Farpoint voice sex lines.
• Moose wants a bumper, and gives a punchline.
• Rapid Eye wants more Jack.
• Tim from the Babylon Podcast on KfK’s last comment.
• Eric in Sidney answers what an IBU is, inaccurately.
• Karen from Kalifornia with an LMS joke I don’t really get, but thanks, Karen.
• Wes in the Catskills adds Evo to his friend’s list, and offers whoring advice for Joe.
• Andrea calls in about her calendar pics.
• A gay Norwegian caller (send me your name) doesn’t see the Babylon 5 HoYay!
• Chaz from DC, and Kathy, thanks Tee from turning him on to some brew, like I’m following this.
• Mike from Gainsville questions Natural Geek Enhancement.
• Jonathan from Birmingham with a BAD joke.
• Eric in Sidney with an excellent question for Mike.
• Enormous from Australia, calls from Hawaii.
• Medium and Salty calls to confirm that he’s a loser.
• Nutrino in NJ with 8 bit info.
• Gary from Uranus calls us jackasses. Way to make friends.
• Gary from Uranus loves us.
• Mark from Memphis has good taste in movies, et. al.

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First Drink of the Day: The Midas Touch, Gonzo Imperial Porter.

And now some technically complete, yet somewhat lazy shownotes:
• KfK does something I can’t exactly describe, but it’s hilarious and I so can’t wait to see her again.
• Joe’s latest Kuato update. You can read up on Kuato here. And remember if you want to help Joe out, you can contribute to the Kill Kuato fund on the right side of the page.
• Wingin’ It traffic and existential weather with Chris the Fixed Kitty.
• Spherical Tomi! it’s Jack Mangan! Via Skype!
• A Haiku Moment.
• The popcorn joke.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: “Another Surprise,” by Scott Virtes.
• Charlie’s great lesbian power lunch.
• Who looks good in high def?
• Indiana Jim with uninvited guest editorial number nine, again, remixed so you can hear it.
• Visit the forums.
• All nude, all gay Wingin’ It.
• So, now that we had one punchline without the joke, we want more. Contribute your punchlines to your favorite jokes, and we’ll se what happens.
• And we go out on a rebeer, like the good Lord intended.

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We need more voicemail people, they’re back to talking about beer. Seriously, do you want me to suffer anymore than I have to? Brian is drinking Pipeline Porter Ale, Mike: Prankster Ale, Charlie: Firerock Pale Ale, Tim: Snowplow Milk Stout, Kris: Never Summer Ale, Joe: 7-Up and apple juice, Debbie: Smirnoff (Hoooowwdy!)

And on to the voicemails, thank God:
• Ari from Boston wants to throw in World War Z for the Zombie Channel.
• Chaz from DC likes the iPhone, I think.
• Thomas from Flagstaff wants to come down with some goodies today. He acutally arrived shortly after we finished recording for the day.
• Jonathan from Birmingham yells at Evo and compliments Summer.
• Andrea Smartie Hottie is drunk, which is how we like her best. Just letting us know she hearts us.
• Mark from Memphis mentions the Super Sky Cycle.
• Eric in Sidney disses the 5th Element. Love you Eric, but you’re messin’ with the wrong flick.
• Scott in Tucson demands a bumper. Be careful for what you wish for, man.
• Rapid Eye - digg.com has a podcast section now.
• Dig Dug!
• Medium and Salty with the worst pick-up lines EVAR.

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First Drink of the Day: Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout, Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout, Jubal Ale, Firerock Pale Ale

And now for something smooth and sultry:
• Ok, sometimes Summer is just weird. Anyone remember The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight?
• Mike thanks our contributors.
• New episodes of Heroes and BSG coming! The Dresden Files, the greatest show EVAR, coming on Jan. 15.
• Live from WorldCon 2006, the Scifi Poetry Slam: James Tiberius Kirk, by Richard Stevenson, of the Poetry Cafe.
• Someone’s at the door. It’s FedEx! What could it be? Digital Juice! Thank you, Tee Morris!
• Mike’s electrical sob story.
• Tim’s email sob story.
• Mike had the perfect opportunity to have Summer’s hands all over him, and he didn’t take it.
• Indiana Jim
• Cat-shit coffee. Everyone goes nuts over the idea of drinking coffee that came from the ass of a cat. They all eat eggs, right?
• Wingin’ It traffic report, by Chris the Fixed Kitty, and IMP!!!
• Brian’s Christmas present.
• Karen from Kalifornia: Geeks and their costumes.
• Zombie jokes. Sigh.
• Farpoint Media, we’re a freakin’ think tank, people!
• Buncha bullshit, and then… Tim used to work for a porn company! God, I love this guy.
• Another game for large drunken groups: One Red Hen.
• Brian with another cool license plate siting.
• Dani, Karen, and Summer as phne sexx opperators. Sorry, writing ths posst with one hnd.
• OH, MY FUCKING GOD!

Promos:
Technorama
Things Are Looking Up
The Vintage Gamer

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Mike is drinking Oak Aged Yeti.

And now for the voicemails:
• Yvonne gives Joe a get-well recording on behalf of the ENTIRE FREAKIN’ CAST AND CREW OF THE DRESEN FILES.
• Nothing says “I love you,” like ass.
• Smurf-licking?
• Mike’s most recent order was rejected due to lack of payment. I’m so nicking the Misty Mundae flicks.
• Scott from Tucson is collecting blown headphones.
• The brave urinal cake.
• Jason of West Oz interprets Enormous’ last voicemail. It was for Joe after all. Thanks, Enormous. Thanks, Jason.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty with some suggestions for getting Andrea her ohmibod.
• Tim says Happy New Year, and thanks for the hiccough cure.
• Scott from Tucson has some suggestions for the Zombie Channel.
• Eric from Sidney with a Zombie game from Asia.
• Dicky says Happy New Year’s from Canadaland.
• Scott from Tucson on Donald and Miss USA.
• Scott from Tucson… what?
• Mike from We Are Not Cool. Plane Dead may have sexy zombies.
• Rapid Eye is not so fond of the Arrogant Bastard.
• Scott from Tucson replay. I still don’t get it.

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First Drink of the Day: Three Floyds Dreadnought IPA, Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, Tim as poured a poor man’s black velvet, and Oaked Arrogant Bastard.

And now for too much information:
• Joe goes into far, FAR too much detail about his colonoscopy and barium enema.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty’s Husband: The 2007 Science Fiction Resolutions
• Congressman Robin Hayes’s solution to the war in Iraq, and commentary by Evo.
• Mike Roach has the best message for Joe EVAR!
• Outdoor plumbing Chris brought us cuttlefish legs from Hawaii.
• Jingle Bells, Wingin’ It style. Ok, who sent this? Should get some props, y’know?
• More adventures in cuttlefish.
• A YouTube meme: Ghost Ride the Whip.
• Good song, bad flute. Need props for this guy, too. Sorry.
• Rebeer.
• Marshall is a hang glider. Crazy, man. Crazy.
• Happy New Years! Let us sing!
• The Wingin’ It traffic report, by Chris the Fixed Kitty.
• Joe apologized for his ignorant misrepresentation of Tales from the Verse.

Promos:
We Are Not Cool

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And now for the voicemails:
• Mike Wills of the Riverbend is expecting, and so’s his wife! So 2006 isn’t a complete bust.
• Enormous from Australia… thanks!
• Enormous from Australia with comments for Evo, and Medium and Salty.
• Will the Computer Guy with a message for Joe.
• Andrea Smarty Hottie volunteers to review the iPod vibrator.
• Small and Delectable with a bunch of stuff I can’t make out.
• Paul from Des Moines needs to FIND TARA CONNOR.
• Ari from Boston comments on Dobby/Hagrid slash fic.
• Wingin’ Clit.
• Jeremy from Seattle, in Alaska, having an IPA.
• Hey, Fuckers.
• Flanvention comments.
• Eric in Sidney did a spit take in the food court.
• Gil from Milwaukee, having a beer.
• Joel from California with a horrible, HORRIBLE joke.
• The Beast from Tales from the Verse, with a very polite voicemail rebutting my shitty rant last week.
• Tomias from Oregon on the Scifi Porn Cast.
• Medium and Salty in Ohio is going to be Santa Claus.
• Enormous from Australia with a message for Joe.
• Eric in Sidney suggests playing the Nintendo Wii drunk.
• Eric in Sidney on testicles.

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Tim is the silent studio audience.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Anna from Washington: Pipeline Ale, some Guiness, Debbie’s Smirnoff shit.

And now for something completely scripted and not off-the-cuff:
• Joe, quite erroneously, trust me, he knows now, thinks Tales from the Verse has Firefly slash fanfic. Sorry for the misinformation.
• Six is going to be in Playboy next month!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty’s Christmas List
• Oh, Mi, Bod!
• Mur’s Bitches. I am so there.
• Live from World Con 2006: Scifi haikus by Deborah P Kolodji
• Joe got the coolest gift EVAR! The excellent folks at the Podculture podcast sent me a Build-A-Bear.
• Microbrew, with Tee Morris and Phil Rossi.
• The Flanvention debacle.
• Jim Van Verth, The Vintage Gamer, with this week’s Games for Large Drunken Groups: Bang!
• Mike bought his prophetic calendars for next year.
• Live from World Con 2006 it’s the Scifi Poetry Slam: Leap of Faith by Drew Morse.
• Gay Elves

We’ll be back in two weeks. Happy whatever-holiday-you-celebrate.

Promos:
Friends in Tech

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Tim is the new Chris.

And now for the voicemails:
• A sequel for City Lickers, and a Halloween costume.
• Ari from Boston… more IMP!!
• Zombiewalk and Seibei.
• Ticktock tells us that Wingin’ It episodes make blackouts a piece of cake!
• Will the Computer Guy on the Christmas thing… don’t spoil the kids.
• Will the Computer Guy… Joe gives TMI.
• Another Kuato update. My insurance company comes through in a big way, and I get anal probed this week.
• BSG on Sunday nights!?! Heads are gonna fuckin’ roll, people!
• Medium and Salty gives us more info on the hiccup cure. And the Mosquito Ringtone.
• Apparently, we’re fuckers.
• Jason of West Oz wishes us a nice, quiet Christmas season.
• Jason of West Oz leaves a message for Joe.
• Mark from Memphis has a new name for Joe… Joe Dax.
• Mark from Memphis slams Elizabeth Berkley.
• Jason of West Oz is impressed with Mike and Lorrie’s generocity putting Joe up for the recuperation after the surgery. Not half as much as I am, brother.
• Gil from Milwaukee getting drunk in Hong Kong.
• Dwight from Ottawa: Fear and Loathing in Middle Earth. Wow!
• Scott from Tucson wants to see Jack off. Too late.
• Bookie Bookie.
• Jason of West Oz. What’s 40 degrees Celsius convert to? Joe hits it right on the nose, thank you very much.
• Ari from Boston with more on the goddamn hiccup cure and the Ig Nobel Prize.
• Thomas from Flagstaff loves Christmas, Mike. Ya freakin’ grinch.

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First Drink of the Day, a toast to Raymond Thomas: Jubalale, something that begins with “H” for Jack, Beelzebuth, Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat, some Smirnoff shit, and some more of my Uncle Steve’s brew, don’t remember which one it is.

And now for something light and frivolous:
• Kuato news blah blah tumorcakes, and Super Colon Blow.
• Jack is moving on to New Jersey. Paul from Des Moines and KfK present the Top Ten Reasons We Love Jack Mangan.
• We got a new click grid, ’cause Michael needs a new mixer board.
• Zombies are hot. Check out the Zombie Channel.
• IMP!! Instead of reading the phone book, she reads a love poem by Gias Catullus.
• Mike rants about the midwest. The word, not the place. Because a name shouldn’t apparently have any historical significance.
• States as body parts.
• From World Con 2006, Scifi Poetry Slam: In Bubastis, by Denise Dumars
• Do you do, or do you don’t do Christmas?
• Jimi sings about Kuato. Worried there for a second, weren’t you. Thanks, Bill.
• Jimmy, the other one, is a lazy bastard, or on the run.
• Jack tells a crazy dad story. Apparently he’s the only one with a crazy dad.
• Karen from Kalifornia: Fuck 2006. But she says it cooler than that, and makes my right eye tear up.
• Speaking of porn… The scifi porn podcast!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, stuck in traffic, needs some more contributions. Send a cool, real name place. We’ve left Ballsack, Alberta, and need the letter “C.” Send in contributions to podcast at gettingby dot net, or (510) 402-4888.
• Check out the forums!

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Kris makes us a, well, cake like thing. Thank you, Kris.

And now for the voicemails:
• It’s Imp. Jeremy, how could you miss her photo?
• Will the Computer Guy loves the cancer humor.
• The update on Kuato.
• Fuck cancer. Fuck it up its stupid ass.
• Andrea from Chicago says goodbye to Jack. I heard Jersey’s nice this time of year.
• Some “Thank You’s” - Jay Lynn, Mad Marv, Carrie (please forgive any misspellings).
• Fake Dog Testicles on Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
• Scott from Tucson… wow, man. That’s cold.
• Fear and Loathing in Middle, by Mike Bryant, among other things.
• Who sucks donkey cock? Singular sucks donkey cock! (n.s.f.w. audio) Oh, and Jackie Tyler is hot.
• Karen from Kalifornia not an ass fan, apparently.
• Andrea comments on a bunch of stuff.
• Scott from Kalamazoo gives us the skinny on the Heart Attack Grill.
• What is the best Christmas movie of all time?
• Alvie from somewhere in CO wants Kuato’s ass kicked, kisses Jack goodbye.
• Alvie has one more thing to say.
• Barry from Athens called. Lots of people want Kuato’s ass kicked. Thanks, guys.
• Mark from Memphis comments on the bra grocery bag, the Peter Principle, and Mary Poppins.
• Dwight from Ottawa thinks I’ll cash in on this audiology thing.
• Chris in Indy has a title for the lesbian cattle drive. Hehehe.
• Medium and Salty apologizes for the bad santa impression.
• Medium and Salty wants more Killer Bunnies chat.

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First Drink of the Day, thanks to Paul from Elk River: Furious Beer, from the Surly Brewing Company, and Moose Drool for Mike.

And now for the timely show notes:
• Who is Kuato, you ask? Joe’s head-sized tumor.
• This is Jack’s penultimate Wingin’ It. He’s heading back to NJ. Rest in Peace, Jack, RIP.
• Wanna feel Joe’s lump? Rub the Buddha, baby.
• Indiana Jim! Join Jim this January at Things Are Looking Up.
• Thanks to Brad from Podculture for the plane tickets.
• Kris brings some oatmeal creme stout from James the brewer.
• Tony from The Fanboy Smackdown and Phil Rossi from Filling the Page are doing well in the Pickle Tales contest.
• Paul Fischer has joined Farpoint Media with the ADD Cast, and Balticast.
• Karen from Kalifornia gives us a Top Ten DEATHLIST!
• Jeremy from Seattle needs calendar submissions!
• Zombies! Freakin’ zombies in the news!
• Evo believes in creationism now. There’s a lot of ass involved in this.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty with the letter B: Ballsack, Alberta
• How do you cure your hiccoughs? Some people got inventive.
• Fear and Loathing in Middle Earth
• Evo sees a phychic’s front sign, and begins to think.
• PBS=People are Basically Stupid
• Karen from Kalifornia, again, with a Top Ten List, again. This is a good one.
• We’re changing the click grid. Mike needs a new mixer board.
• Evo’s Cultcast is moving here.

Promos:
Technorama

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And on to the voicemails:
• Ian from Cleveland calls about Jack. I don’t get it. Jack’s a nice guy.
• Scott from Tucson comments on a comment about Armageddon.
• Mike disses my Uncle Steve’s nut brown home brew.
• Eric in Sidney is happy at work, and it’s all do to us.
• Evo and Kris discuss my Uncles Steve’s Orange Mead.
• Charlie, help me out! Yes! The nut brown’s good! Suck it, Mennenga!
• He likes the mead, too! Charlie fucking rocks!
• Scott from Tucson has a comment about Medium and Salty getting hitched on the show.
• A caller thinks we should listent to science fact-ion.
• Scott from Tucson is thinking about commiting suicide. Who am I to stop a man with a mission?
• Skid marks are FUNNY.
• Eric in Sidney on BSG threesomes.
• Paul from Des Moines comments on tranny fluids.
• Arry from Boston, in Toronto, has a title for the lesbian cattle drive story.
• Dwight in Ottawa is stuck in traffic, with some high art commentary.
• Jeremy in Seattle, in Hawaii, comments on tranny fluids.
• Eric in Sidney loves Soilent Brown.
• Imp! IMP!!! Imp is back in action!
• What is your opinion of Christmas trees?
• Andrea is back in action!
• Eamon from England reminds us that Escape Pod has a story entitled My Friend is a Lesbian Zombie.
• Moose just drank some Rockstars.
• Tom from London not a fan of Zune.
• Moose drank some Rockstars a while ago.
• Our frappr map is not a dating service.
• Moose has a great idea to improve Armageddon.
• Santa Claus is apparently a drunk.
• Eric in Sidney says “thank you” to Andrea and Jeremy for GYGO.
• Moose comments on the uber-geek.

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This week we have Evo, Mike, Summer, Kris, Jack, Debbie, and Sheila.

Our in-studio audience, Brian.

First Drink of the Day, brought to you by Evo: Mackeson Triple Stout for Mike, ??????? for Jack, Rogue Brewing Co. Imperial Pale Ale for Evo.

And now for something completely the same:
• Mike thinks back fondly on old engine oil. And tranny fluid. Tastes kinda salty, don’t ya think?
• Chris the Fixed Kitty with a new top ten list: “You know you’re having a scifi Thanksgiving when…”
• Mike completely blew Summer’s mind. How? How, you ask? Look here. And, what the hell, look here while you’re at it.
• The Pubcast - Live from the Dogfish Head Alehouse, with Tee Morris, Phil Rossi, and John from Columbia MD.
• A Second Life Draco Vista boobie bar? I’m so there. Seriously, you won’t hear me anymore, I’ll just be at home on the weekends. Wasting away in front of my computer screen. Like I do the other five days of the week.
• Live with Larry: Larry interviews Osama bin Laden.
• A Wingin’ It contest on Second Life? I guess we’re cooler than we thought.
• Have you seen this man?
• Evo’s mom, Vickie, shows up in the studio, as does NJ’s ego.
• Evo has the stupid idea of having a Wheel of Topics.
• The new King Kong DVD has thirteen minutes of extra footage and thirty-eight minutes of deleted scenes. um, yay.
• Paul Fischer from Balticon, ’bout to complain to the WGA for improper credits or something. Check out all of Paul’s fine contributions at ADDcast.net
• Jeremy from Seattle still needs photos for the Wingin’ It calendar. Send your pics to “djutopia at gmail dot com”
• BTW, we have forums!
• Three things that we couldn’t get to on Slice of Scifi. 1) Dead Hookers in a bed, 2) Zombie sex, and…
• Check out Podcaster Tree apparently, we rock there.
• 3) Lesbian Cattle Drives
• Summer thanks Phil for Hitchhiker’s Guide and a shit-load of candy.

Promos:
FastQ Communications

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Mike, Evo, Summer, Kris the Cheesecake Lady, Jack Mangan, Debbie from East Mesa, and Sheila.

And now for the voicemails:
• Karen from Kalifornia wants Mike to get on the stick for six seconds.
• John from Fullerton lets us know how much ideas are worth in Hollywood.
• H.R. Tucker - The Computer King - loves The Core.
• Tim from the Babylon Podcast talks about loving his job.
• Tim again. He disagrees with Lorrie about fiction vs. bad science.
• Co-workers as family members.
• Could a man find Clit Ave? Could he even pronounce it?
• A Heroes haiku and speculation.
• Scott from Tucson moves from job to job he doesn’t like.
• Scott from Tucson has a few comments.
• Big and Tasty talks more about co-workers as family members. I was thinking about that name. Don’t you think it sounds a bit optomistic to you? Like a more accurate name would be “Medium and Salty.”
• Philip from Australia calls!
• Big and Tasty lies about his name some more. And has a myspace page. Yeah, like I’m gonna link to that.
• Enormous from Australia disagrees with Charlie on Heroes vs. Lost.
• Donut from Tucson on energy drinks.
• Hellziggy in Minneapolis can listen to us at work by law! I love the law!
• Guess the number of VMails per week, win a prize? And the best cross-show competition ever.
• Thomas from Flagstaff… really fuckin’ funny guy there. Really fuckin’ funny.

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Joe rocks the wireless mic.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Rhettro: Elephant Imported Malt Liquor

And now:
• A voicemail sparks a conversation. Have your coworkers evolved into a family?
• Apparently, our listeners like us to bitch about work. Summer and Kathy get to the starting blocks… and, they’re off!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, almost stuck in traffic, has an interesting Alphabet Game for our listeners to play. A is for Alameda County, California. What letter are you driving through? B is next. Contact Chis at “podcast at gettingby dot net,” or at (510) 402-4888.
• Summer wants to play the license plate game.
• Paul’s Gamecube: Paul reviews Stronghold Legends. Check Paul out at (Paul, gimme the addy in the comments, couldn’t make it out in the audio.)!!!
• Are scifi fans too picky for their own good? Don’t be so nit-picky. Except for Armageddon, just ’cause, damn.
• The final Get Your Geek Off: Where to get your sexcast needs met now. Farewell, Andrea and Jeremy. Thank you two so much!
• Jeremy from Seattle is now in charge of the Wingin’ It calendar. Email your pics to “djutopia at gmail dot com.”

Let’s eat!

Promos:
Geek Acres

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And now for the voicemails:
• Paul from Des Moines informs us that a political campaign is using our music.
• Scott from Kalamazoo responds to Mark from Memphis. The game he was looking for was called Empire. Visit www.classicempire.com
• Mike from Gainsville explains how Heroes is like Rent.
• Dwight from Ottawa laments about stupid people.
• Dani in NC comments on Charlie’s comments on Heroes. Ok, Dani, honey, I love you, but you are officially crazy. 1) Ali Larter looks hot on Heroes, and 2) HOW THE HELL CAN YOU NOT LIKE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!?!
• How many Rockstars will it take to kill you?
• Mark from Memphis invents a cool phrase - “justification by delay.” Mark thinks Heroes is less complicated than Lost.
• Anna in Washington loves Galactica falling in the atmosphere. And has a question for Charlie.
• Dwight in Ottawa reminds us to remember our vets.
• A caller is angry at Will Farrell and Stranger than Fiction.
• A caller is angry at Charlie. Mike from the Riverbend feels spoiled on Lost.
• Hellziggy in Minnesota loves Arizona. We don’t vote homophobe.
• Brad from Podculture poses a question: Do we want to see Dean Stockwell naked?

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First Drink of the Day: More Belgian beers from the makers of Golden Draak. Joe’s drinking an apple lambic, and I must say his voice sounds especially whiny this week.

And now, sit down, take stock, listen, and enjoy:
• Karen from Kalifornia and BSG boobies.
• Ok, I’m sorry, but I’m not. We all had a bad week, and we go off about it. Well, except for Debbie. Give us this moment of free self therapy. Thank you.
• Debbie’s researching propositions for the upcoming elections. All I know is that you don’t end a sentence with a proposition. That’s it.
• Get Your Geek Off: The G-Spot. And on next week’s show, they continue with the theme of “impossible to find” with compassionate conservatives.
• Mike O.D.’s on Rockstar
• Some new user content. Not bad. What do you think?
• Charlie on Heroes. He has notes and everything.
• Joe has a brilliant idea for the second season of Heroes, btw.
• A Haiku Moment
• Mike is jonesing for The Dresden Files.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Your Alien Bride, by Mary A. Turzillo.

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Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Joe gets some Black Cherry Soda, so he’s happy. Debbie has some Black Cherry Smirnoff.

And now for the voicemails:
• The next pool party should be our inaugural convention!
• John from Fullerton calls from The Military and the Media podcast.
• “Are you from the past?” quote is from The IT Crowd.
• Julio from New York comments on Bill Mahr and Dan Carlin.
• Chaz from DC… Naked Grace Park!
• Big and Tasty eats himself.
• Big and Tasty, is the luckiest person in the world.
• Mark from Memphis doesn’t wanna hear all that intestine pushing against the balls talk.
• Mark from Memphis suggests a sync point for our DVD commentary.
• Mark from Memphis comments more on the Frau Blücher, and he gets it wrong, too.
• Mark from Memphis wants to have a game identified. Is it Battlezone? No? Tank? No? Then no freakin’ idea, dude. Sorry.
• Joe bemoans his poor Minesweeper chops.
• Mark from Memphis was apparently highly addicted to the game he can no longer remember the name of.
• Ian from Cleveland… Frack the Vote!
• Anna in Washington is a library geek. That is so hot. And she’s got a joke. (Oh, and BTW, listen to that again. I wasn’t saying there were going to be a lot of clit jokes to find at the Indigo Girls concert there, Charlie.)
• Doug from Alaska calls to tell Summer that his package of fish was sent. Mike comments that it was well received.
• Moose from the Great White North bitches about childproof gas cans.
• Mike from Gainesville thinks that Heroes is a cross of Xmen and Rent. Um… ok?

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First Drink of the Day: Eamon from England sent us some beer through Liquorama. Samuel Smith’s India Ale, Young’s Special London Ale, Samual Smith’s Oatmeal Stout, and some Belgian beer.

And now:
• A Haiku Moment: Galactica Falls
• We’re light on content. We’re resorting to bribery. Send us something really cool, and ongoing. And you get an MST3K collection.
• As Evo was semi-asleep, he was thinking of Summer and dick.
• A rendition of A Girl, a Goose, and We All Go Home. Check out King Francis’ Live Journal
• It’s election week, and Evo’s delving into politics. And religion. All he doesn’t do is bring up Heroes to Jack.
• Real Time with Bill Mahr a balanced political show? I wouldn’t go that far, but it’s still a decent show.
• Oh, my God, they’re still talking politics.
• Jesus Christ, guys!
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Every Thirty Years on Cygnus Five by Samantha Henderson
• Check out Mur’s Viable Paradise Party live podcast at I Should Be Writing.
• A Young Frankenstien moment.
• An old movie marathon. That’s a cool idea. Also, check out Hey, want to watch a movie? We need to do something like that with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Let’s see if they’re all talk.
• Rebeer!
• The Digital Camer Addict sent Evo a link for the Snakes on a Plane Sudoku book.
• I love Minesweeper! And Weird Al’s White and Nerdy.
• A Tech Service reality show? And what is funny?

I bet Kris made the apple bread ‘cuz I asked, and I wasn’t there. Thank you, Kris.

Thanks to Eamon for the beer. Thanks to Wendy for the posters.

Promos:
Into the Dark
Nina Kimberly the Merciless
Sending A Wave

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Stouts and Porters go good with nutbread, just to let you know.

And now for the voicemails:
• Paul from Des Moines calls to tell us, “Look, up in the sky. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…”
• Sushi in Chattanooga discusses spam and fortune cookies. That’s a square meal, that is.
• Arry from Boston gives us Tom Baker, the clit commander.
• The ??? Guy from Central California, is now a FarPoint Media addict. Thank you, ??? Guy. Wash Dies!
• Moose from the Great White North has some kind words for Evo about his new exercise program.
• John from The Military and the Media Podcast (hope that’s the right link). We’re his inspiration. Actually, Jack must be, since he pimped his podcast.
• A caller from Ohio works for the cleanest, sweetest McDonalds in the country.
• Fred lets us know that “frack” has made it on to Veronica Mars and Gilmore Girls. I knew that. It has appeared at least three times on Veronica Mars. That’s like, three geekgasms in two episodes! And speaking of ‘gasms… (Fred, dude, email me the name of the video. I am so not kidding.)
• Mark from Memphis comments re: Bionic Woman, and Jack vs. Heroes.
• En rmo s fro A  stra  a
• Kris the Fixed the Kitty: The Top Eight Reasons You Might Not Want to Open Your Door this Halloween.
• KfK: A Lament for the bleeped F-bomb. Which Mike didn’t bleep.
• Ian from Cleveland wants banners sent to therantingscotsman at gmail dot com
• Enormous from Australia is now a Heroes fan. Eat that, Jack!
• Enormous from Australia gives his best sounding voicemail ever.
• “Save the cheerleader, save the world!” ‘course, thinking back on that scene in Heroes, it might’ve been helpful if future Hiro actually threw out a name, don’t you think?
• Kevin the bodypainter… Imp is sick, why don’t you send some good vibes her way at paintedimp at gmail dot com

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First Drink of the Day: Moylan’s Hopsicle Imperial Ale

And now for something completely different:
• Evo discusses last week’s geekathon.
• Dónde está the poetry slams?
• Welcome to Macho Berger.
• Mike defiles his Punkin beer with cinnamon
• Mike likes it both ways.
• Blah, blah, cinnamon, blah.
• Scifi Poety Slam: Dead Like Me by Robert G. Parent
• Evo’s started exercising after an About Schmidt moment.
• Karen from Kalifornia tells why she loves us so.
• Prepare for rebeer!
• More about that other goddamn beercast.
• Phil Rossi and Tee Morris at the Dogfish Head Alehouse.
• Ooh! We gotta get George Hrab to the next year’s pool party.

Promos:
The Geeklabel Podcast
The Ninth

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And now for the voicemails:
• A caller chimes in with a great Costco purchase.
• Mark from St. Louis has a metaphysical Wingin’ It experience.
• Enormous from Australia’s cell provider sucks, but he’s pimping Peter F. Hamilton for downloading consciousness goodness.
• John from Columbia Maryland calling from the X Prize cup, drinking the good brew.
• Mike so loves the bionic woman.
• Arry from Boston wants Eliza back. I want Eliza back. ELIZAAAAAAAA!!!
• Enormous from Australia drinks in the best place ever.
• Did you receive my fax? Hellooooooo!?!
• Paul in Elk River offers an alternate fortune-cookie addition. Mike does too, but ignore it.
• Nutrino in NJ comments on the last episode of Heroes. Spoiler-free.
• The crew, and Dwight from Ottawa, all gang up on Jack’s unfathomable lack of complete and utter squee for Heroes.
• Mike Wills of the Riverbend podcast sent us the Tequila commercial.
• Anna in Washington comments on our last show and BSG.
• Gil brings back Andrea in a schoolgirl outfit, and Mike “remembers” that Andrea owes him some pitchers.
• Nutrino in NJ comments on BSG. Spoiler Alert!

Oh, and Casey McKinnon gets naked over on Galacticast. Don’t miss it!

Promos:
Tequila

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First Drink of the Day: Punkin Ale, Mead.

And now for the content-heavy show:
• Dan from Magnum’s has been in a serious car crash. If you would like to donate to Dan’s fund, call 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427). Make sure you specify that you want the donation to go to Dan.
• A Haiku Moment: Attention Authors
• Are you watching Heroes? Don’t listen to Jack, it’s really good. And Ali Larter is hot.
• Are you watching Battlestar Galactica? Listen to Jack, it’s really good.
• Metaphysical differences between humans and cylons: discuss.
• Tee Morris and Phil Rossi in another edition of the Pubcast.
• We need content, people!
• Bionic Woman, BSG style! Mike has a thing for the Bionic Woman, I think.
• The Dresden Files is coming to Scifi. You heard Summer, go read the books.
• Get Your Geek Off: A question from a woman who enjoys the show, but doesn’t make it to the end credits. Or something. I just can’t write down the actual question. Andrea’s right, I am repressed.
• Mike discusses the latest Cialis commercial, you know, the dick pill.
• Deep thought of the week: Email.
• Ian from Cleveland with some forums news. We need a new forums banner, dammit! There’s a contest, and a prize and everything!

Promos:
La Bal Masqué Nocturne

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I couldn’t find the Miller Lite commercial Summer was talking about, but while searching I came across this old favorite.

First Drink of the Day: Um, no firs… what? What’s happening? They’re talking about beer, but no music is playing.

Some news: The VM show is now being limited to a half hour. We’ll see how long this lasts.

And now for the voicemails:
• Scott from Tucson also cuts his hair now. BTW, Scott, what Safeway do you work at?
• Moose from the great northeast didn’t like our grown-up response to Charlie’s beer nemeses.
• Leif from wonderocity.com calls Evo to let him know he has some PME pics up at geekingoutloud.com
• Rapid Eye, at Disneyland, Disneyworld, the Disney in Orlando, saw a friend of Wingin’ It the other night.
• Arry from Boston gives us a yiddish lesson on “schlamiel, schlamazel.”
• A caller, who doesn’t identify himself, tells Mike he was the one who sent in the Tequila commercial. We so need a DUMBASS tag.
• Laura from Maryland has the crew raise their glasses to Dr. John Mather, who just won the Nobel prize in physics; and to La Vie Boheme.
• Tim from Michigan wonders how Evo would have handled the Charlie bashing beercast had he been on the show that week. Ok, enough with the goddamn beercast.
• Mike Wills of the Riverbend lamenting the arrival of winter in Minnesota.
• Mark in Memphis finds a theme in the suggestions for Joe’s new name.
• Andrea from Chicago confirms that Chicago is the angriest city.
• Enormous from Australia wants naked painted chics at the pool party next year.
• Gil from Milwaukee sends a shout-out to all those stuck in traffic.
• Karen from Kalifornia, stuck in traffic, saw herself a loose woman the other day.
• Ok, new topic for the voicemailers… you’re at the checkout counter with condoms, what else do you have, make it interesting. Difficulty: you can’t have any of the items the crew mentions here.
• Hey, it’s… Karen! I so wish I was at the PMEs.
• Dwight from Ottawa invites the guys up north to meet some podcasters.
• Mike is bitching about the upcoming winter. In AZ. Hundreds of North Dakotans are burning Mike in effigy as he speaks. A fitting way to end the show, don’t you think?

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First Drink of the Day: Laguanita’s IPA, Censored, and 1554.

• Debbie records the world’s best bumper.
• We’re light on content. People keep sending us stuff, then starting their own shows. So, wanna start your own show? Send us stuff!
• Jack doesn’t look like Jesus anymore. All the Weird Al jokes I’ve been saving, useless. Thanks, Jack. Thanks.
• Mike is going to shave his head! This is going to be so cool!
• Shy? Awkward? Have we got the answer for you.
• Evo and Mike fill us in on the PME party. Michael Jordon sucks. Podcast Pickle rules.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has a gift for Jack, and Mike edits out my calling him a douchebag.
• Get Your Geek Off: A Female Ejaculation Question
• The Alakan Basket ‘o Food. Reindeer salami, and moose nuggets. Thanks, Doug from Alaska.
• Joe’s assistant is a Big Damn Hero! Three cheers for Gina.
• Reindeer tastes good, just to let you know.
• Rebeer: Silver City Brewery stuff from Jeremy from Seattle
• This week’s Costco story brought to you by Evo Terra.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Time’s Ideal by Robert G. Parent
• Well, this is the actual rebeer time, look up three posts for the info.
• A massive cave system found in Sequoia National Park.
• Evo’s reading a new book by Heinlein, seriously, a new book from Robert A. Heinlein… and Spider Robinson.
• The Anthem Choir. Brilliant.
• If you’re sending Evo messages on myspace, go back to emailing him if you want your message seen.
• Ron Moore did a great job at the PMEs.

This is a good.

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First Drink of the Day: Four Peaks, Punkin Ale, 1554 Enlightened Dark Ale, and Cock ‘n Bull Ginger Beer

And now for the voicemails:
• eMonkey thanks the boys for the time of her life.
• A caller, we’ll just assume it’s Alvie, um, calls.
• Cornchip has a punchline to the blonde joke.
• Dwight from Ottowa thinks we are classy. Fuckin’ yeah!
• Mark from Memphis talks about secret chimps, Tom Hanks, brevity, Charlie’s nemeses
• Tim wants to join the PME next year. So do I.
• Rapid Eye objects to being a PSA.
• Children being brought up right.
• Phil Rossi from Virginia spreads the drunken love.
• Joe in Chicago says BRING IT ON!!
• Joe in Chicago says no to thong skids.
• We have the secret to no skids.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has a great idea for birth control. Go figure.
• Anna in Washington loves us. She really does! The other beer cast guys, not so much.
• Mark sends in one of the best Vmails EVAR.
• Paul in Lancaster thanks us for the best birthday present possible.
• Chaz from DC slams the other beercast.
• Darryl from Austin argues with his boss about Chuck Norris.
• Enormous from Australia, in Singapore, talking scifi with a German.
• Enormous from Australia chats it up with Andrea Smartie Hottie, and comments on Foster’s beer.
• Jason of West Oz doesn’t like Foster’s either.
• Gil from Milwaukee… Hey Wayne! Hey Garth.
• Gil from Milwaukee never heard of Gloria Steinway either.
• Andrea in Maryland loves Scott Sigler and not the gluten-free beer.
• Mike Wills of the Riverbend celebrates his one year anniversary.

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First Drink of the Day, thanks to KfK: Stone Arrogant Bastard

And now for something completely different:
• Tee tells a true bad beer story. Wow, this is a bad beat.
• A Haiku Moment: Surrender
• Naked chics, paging naked painted chics.
• More about the naked chics.
• Ok, enough with the naked chics already.
• Hiiii, Imp.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: What is Sci-Fi? by Robert G. Parent
• You try running a mixer board with a naked chic in your lap.
• SITTING in your lap, you perverts.
• “Honk if you’re horny,” and check out Naughty Sheets.
• Where the hell is Soccergirl?
• Thanks to the artist, Kevin C. Mason of The Painted Body and Coloring Outside the Lines Podcast.
• Ray Slakinski is thirty year old today! Well, not today, but, you know what I mean.
• Mmmmm, seaweed aphrodisiac tater chips.
• They edited out a dirty part? wtf? WTF!?!
• Justa(?) Joe from Parts Unknown tells a camping story.
• Dave Mansueto from Liberated Syndication.
• Seriously, someone take Tee’s mic away.
• Chuck Tomasi and Kreg Steppe from Technorama.
• Someone calls out for some yang for all the painted naked yin.
• Drunk Cuban, paging a drunk Cuban. Oh, we have Victor Cajiao from The Typical Mac User Podcast.
• A naked chic bumper.

Promos:
The Rookie, by Scott Sigler

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First Drink of the Day: Bard’s Tale Dragon’s Gold from Flying Bison Brewing

And on this show:
• Summer tells a pseudo-mur joke.
• Lots and lots of comments on the beer.
• Big things happenin’ at Speaking of Beer. Apparently, The Beer Report shit all over Charlie’s podcast. On the plus side, his audience grew a bit as a result. So, we love these guys, right?
• Get Your Geek Off: Does your penis say to-may-toe, or to-mah-toe?
• A Haiku Moment: Testicle Discourse
• More kilt wedgie and thong discussion. Ok, I have to interject here. Mike, what the hell is the difference between a thong and a g-string?
• Scott Sigler never orders the macho combo!
• Rebeer! with the Northcoast Brewing Company: PranQster, Old Plow Share Stout, and another one I can’t spell or find.
• Summer brings science fiction back to Wingin’ It, just for a moment. There’s going to be an animated Space Balls television series.
• Are you a credits watcher?
• Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp is now on DVD.
• Discussion about some shows I was too young to watch: H.R. Pufnstuf, and Lidsville.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Future, by ???

Next week, Mike and Evo will be out at the Portable Media Expo. Should be a live show from there.

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Promos:
Wingin’ It Forums
Geeklabel Podcast

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Enormous from Australia, and dedicated to Steve Irwin: Cooper’s Dark Ale, the Extra Stout, and OPA(?)

And now for the voicemails:
• Scott from Tucson comes up with a name for a Killer Bunny card. It’s a pun. Get it? GET IT!?!
• Mike of the Riverbend calls to ZZZzzzzzzzz.
• It’s Mark from Fuckin’ Memphis!
• Megan from California fills us in on The Princeton Review Vocabulary Minute.
• To Mason Rocket, from caller: Nipples are not dirty. To caller, from Mason Rocket: Yes they are… AND THAT’S A GOOD THING, KINDA LIKE PUSSY! Know what’s dirtier and better than a pair of nipples? Two pairs of nipples rubbing against each other. Or, two pussies rubbing against each other. Or nipples rubbing against pussies. My point is, nipples are dirty if it’s done right.
• What is the punchline to The Breakfast Club joke. I hear a contest comin’ on!
• Enormous from Australia can’t figure out the beer openers. There’s a trick to them.
• Scott tells the worst pun ever, but Summer seemed to like it.
• Randal talks about Pluto, but he’s wrong. Pluto didn’t fail to meet the definition of a planet because it crosses Neptune’s path. It fails because it has a lot of debris around it, therefore it failed to clear out it’s path. You can find a discussion of this very topic on Skepticality, where they discuss Pluto with Dr. Phil Plait.
• Rapid Eye’s had a couple of beers, he’s in a field somewhere with a telescope. Can’t hear the rest, cause the guys are laughing all over it.
• Rapid Eye calls again, and says the same thing, but sober. I’m thinking the voicemails should have been switched.
• Andrea from Chicago was a Catholic school girl. That is so dirty (see bullet point above).
• Scott from Tucson is asking for a bumper. Dude, if the bumper happens, it happens. Don’t force it. Asking for a bumper is like reading what someone wrote in your yearbook right after they wrote in it. It’s just not cool. And he says something about doughnuts.
• Joel from California lets us know that Classic Episode Number 9 link is broken.
• Andrea talks more about Catholic grade school sex education.
• Um… that’s mike@dragonpage.com
• We changed the voicemail message, and there was much rejoicing.
• Joel from California wants the uncensored Episode 30.
• Hellziggy, long time listener, first time caller, disses Mike and advises on sending beer.
• Anna in Washington has found good beer! Has she found any more mur jokes?
• Anna in Washington recommends to Sheila the Caramel Sugar Bomb… lite. ’cause that one’s good for ya.
• How many mur voicemails are there in one show!
• Fuck.
• Fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck.
• An apology from Alvie in Boulder.
• Andrea, stuck in traffic, unloads.
• Andrea wishes Charlie a Happy Birthday.
• Arry from Boston goes a looooong way for a pun. At least it’s a clever one.
• An opinion about the advertising.
• Mike from Florida with a coffee comment.
• Enormous from Australia loved our Dragon*Con shows.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has found The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
• Oh, My, God, It’s IMP! I’m so fucking, god-damned, pissed that I’m not going to the PME. Son of a bitch!
• Enormous from Australia on portion size.
• Chad from Florida saw us live at Dragon*Con. He loooooves us, he wants to maaarrrry us.

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First Drink of the Day: Boont Amber Ale, Maximus IPA, and a buncha shit that I can’t spell.

And now for the show:
• Evo discovers an NPA.
• Chris the Cheeseckae Lady makes an LSD laced (Evo believes) bread that is to die for.
• We have a list of classic episodes of Wingin’ It. Tell your friends! Hook ‘em while they’re young.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Paradox by Robert G. Parent
• Starbucks coffees - how healthy are they?
• High school football, woohoo!
• Birmingham Educational’s My Body Software: Can you guess what part of the body they’re going to talk about? I got an idea. I think that from now on, we should just refer to that part of the body as the “mur.” So, this episode of BEMBS is about Karen’s mur. I got another idea. The part of the male anatomy should be referred to as the “evo.”
• A Haiku Moment
• Into sex? Check out the bonobo and college coeds. (And, while you’re at it, check out Robert J. Sawyer’s The Neanderthal Parallax books.)
• Then we go into a discussion of “Why do WOMEN lie about sex?”
• Evo opens mouth and so fuckin’ inserts foot. Gloria Steinem… “Who’s she?”
• A bunch of people born in the ’60s and ’70s reminisce about the ’50s.
• Charlie finally mentions the mur.
• More Gloria talk.
• Rebeer: Raison D’Etre by Dogfish Head
• Reverse graffiti, artistic expression, or corporate shit?
• We need kiltwedgie pics for kiltwedgie.com
• All 23,500 Segways have been recalled. There are only 23,500 Segways?

Promos:
Geeklabel Podcast
Vitriol, by George Hrab. Seriously, buy this guy’s shit.
Wingin’ It Forums
Saxe ball deodorant

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Kris brought pumpkin nut chocolate chip bread. Gods, I love this woman.

First Drink of the Day: Jordon’s Mead by Skyclad Brewing.

And now for the voicemails:
• Hey, fuckers!
• Philip from Australia gave us some sweet-ass candy and chocolates. We ate a lot this weekend.
• Scott from Tucson almost quotes Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
• Mur, mur, mur, mur, mur, says Thomas from Flagstaff.
• Arry from Boston with a George Carlin mur reference.
• Andrea Smarty Hottie objects to Joe’s representation of the last GYGO.
• Scott from Tucson suggests a Girls Gone Wild: Dragon*Con edition.
• Enormous from Australia Smartie Hottie chats with Andrea and others. DON’T MIND US!
• Andrea Smarty Hottie fills us in on a bunch of stuff.
• The villification of nipples.
• Not News: Paul in Elk River, stuck in traffic, saw himself a freakshow. News: Where he saw the world’s smallest woman. Fark.com: Who was listening to Jack Mangan’s Deadpan.
• Philip from Australia: Philip follows a moron through the mountains.
• Apparently the new version of iTunes sucks. Thanks for the tip, Mike from the ???? podcast.
• Eric from the OC calls for Joe (woohoo!) about Stephen King’s The Gunslinger (doh!).
• ditto suggests a keep Mur drunk fund.
• ditto asks, “What ever happened to Mark from Memphis?”
• A call about Nazis that at first sounds like it’s going to a bad place, then goes somewhere unexpected.
• Evo=Nero. Duh.
• Scott from Tucson drinks a lot of empty calories. Seriously, a lot doesn’t even cover it.
• Reaver in Madison is drunk and dialing, ‘cuz her momma brought her some brew made by her brother. Alcoholism, keep it in the family.
• A caller from Ottawa always has to watch Deathrace 2000.
• Lame Summer is gone joke.
• ?????????
• Michael in Nashville would watch anything by Joss, and recommends a Wingin’ It commentary for SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN’ PLANE!!!
• Dani in NC calls. I don’t know what she’s talking about, as her voice just hypnotises me.
• Sasquach in Wisconsin is not an OBGYN. So he doesn’t see more pussy than us.
• Philip from Australia tells Evo about the new Killer Bunny card set. And recommends more Wingin’ It based cards.
• Philip from Australia has corrupted the youth down under.
• Alvie in Boulder calls.
• Anna in Washington responds to Evo’s call for clit jokes from lesbians. Wow, we have a lesbian listener. What on earth would a lesbian find interesting about our show? I mean, seriously, I didn’t realize lesbians went in for 13 yr. old dick and fart humor. Cool.
• Paul from Des Moines has a suggestion for the new My Name is Bruce movie.

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Help Evo fight the WIPO Broadcast Treaty.

First Drink of the Day, brought to us by Evo: Pomalucha (?) for Mike, La Bonitas for Evo, Stone Levitation Ale for Sheila, and Shark Bite for Jack.

And now:
• Phil Plait, the bad astronomer, explained to us what a parsec is at the Dragon*Con LIVE WINGIN’ IT SHOW!
• Reclitation, a response through essay, by an anonymous contributor.
• Evo gives a shout out to the Geeklabel podcast.
• We have the best listeners. They brought all the booze to our parties over Dragon*Con. Oh, and Langly showed up on Friday night!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has a clit story for Mur. And tells what movies she’s a sucker for.
• Thirty-two ounces is a small? We’re talking soft drinks, people. Also, Mike and Evo are fast eaters. No, really, you have no idea, they’re like Hoover vacuum cleaners. It’s amazing.
• Michael’s Deep Thought of the Week: How do you know if a man wearing wearing a kilt is a real Scotsman?
• Rebeer: Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale, Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat Beer
• Jack and Evo talk about their time at Worldcon.
• Evo’s retiring a word from his vocabulary. Mike also has a word he’s retiring, but it’s a lame one. So, everyone goes around the table and shares what they think should go from the language. Guys ever hear of E-prime?
• GYGO: Andrea and Jeremy rip off Mur, and talk about the clit.
• A little more Dragon*Con talk, mostly about sexy costumes.
• A new movie to get behind, My Name is Bruce. Mike has one too, but it’s a lame one.

Promos:
Sending a Wave Podcast
The Goddess and Banana
The Fanboy Smackdown

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First Drink of the Day - paid for by the Magnum’s beer fund: Summer Solstice Cerveza Crema from Anderson Valley Brewing Co. Our account’s tapped out people. Top us off.

And now for the voicemails:
• Fans calling right after leaving our party suite.
• Enormous from Australia, stuck in traffic, in Australia. Does traffic swirl around the other way down under?
• Enormous from Australia has a word for Spork.
• Doug responds to TA (?) from Phoenix.
• Scott from Tucson calls and tells us a whole lot of nothing.
• Jason in Kansas City’s call reminds me of a joke. A guy is drinking alone at a bar, obviously sad. The bartender asks him what’s wrong. “I am a great architect,” the man replies. “I have built two of the five largest suspension bridges in the world. But, do they call me, ‘Robert, the bridge builder’? No. I have built the tallest apartment complexes that have housed hundreds of families. But, do they call me, ‘Robert, the home builder’? No.” The old man stops. The bartender asks, “Well, Robert, what do they call you?” The old man looks up at the bartender, tears in his eyes. “You suck one cock…”
• A caller from Phoenix, whose name I couldn’t catch, wants to give us beer, and visit us. Like we have a problem with that?
• A caller loves the work of Josh Whedon, whoever the hell that is.
• A caller rings us while beer and Killer Bunnies sit before him. Dude, priorities. Finish off the beer and game first, then call us.
• Laura from Maryland recommends making Killer Bunny cards of the Wingin’ It crew from the blank cards available.
• Jason of West Oz, shouts out to Andrea Smarty Hottie and Enormous.
• Thomas from Flagstaff criticizes our lack of scifi shows in Farpoint Media.
• Paul in Elk River backs our play here on Wingin’ It.
• Evo wants you to fight the WIPO Broadcast Treaty.
• Chris the Green Man from Florida set us up on 43 Places.
• John in Seattle comments on product placement.
• Rob from Knoxville has an idea that NO ONE has ever thought of.
• Sasquatch in Iowa City wants to mail us some beer, but it’s illegal to send alcohol through the mail. Also some GYGO commentary that makes me put my fingers in my ears and say, “Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala,” really loud.
• Shannon Hinners was the Ian transporter and home brew donator.
• Murry from Australia A caller just saw PLANE!! and Clerks II.
• Phil Rossi from VA breaks his long silence to bitch at us about some Snakes on the Plane homage?
• Walter from LA can’t not watch sports movies. Shoot yourself, Walter.
• Kevin from Sacramento Mounds is a fuckin’ genius. Strip Killer Bunnies.
• Wendy from London is happy we like our new posters. Is it wrong to find her accent so damn hot when she’s calling us pissheads? Oh, and Mike, Resident Evil 2 is called Apocolypse.
• Jason of West Oz wants a home brewing show on Speaking of Beer, Charlie’s smart (and fun, and funny) beer podcast.
• Doug from Pennsylvania has an NPR moment listening to Mur’s most recent essay.
• Andrea Smarty Hottie, stuck in traffic in LA, looking for movie stars. Her show opens soon.
• Andrea Smarty Hottie, drunk in LA. The first night of her show. She sold twelve pieces!!
• Barry from Athens was at the Dragon*Con Wingin’ It. Has some commentary on Mur’s essay.
• Nutrino from New Jersey is a sucker for Milla Jovovich and Summer Brooks.
• Joel from California thinks Jay is no longer the master. (Do I really have to tell you it’s NSFW?) Long live Mur!
• Scott from Tucson brings us a Wingin’ It/Nyquil hybrid.
• Ray from Idaho wants us to toast his dearly departed father.
• ditto, not stuck in traffic, at a bar, recommends Old Engine Oil from the Harviestoun Brewery Ltd. At least, he would if he could pronounce it.

We go out on Phil’s Snakes on the Plane thing.

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On the Panel: Evo, Mike, Joe, Mike’s wife, Michael A. Stackpole, Patrick McLean, Ian from Cleveland, Sheila, Summer, and Mur Lafferty. Tee’s on the wireless mic.

First Drink of the Day: Multitude of alcohol smuggled in by Scott Sigler and the Pickle Man. Also some micro brew by Shannon Hinters Hinners.

Also on the show:
• The coolest mother fucker in the world, George Hrab, jumps up on the table like a Coyote Ugly bargirl and plays us some Cruel Spines. He’s got a CD. He’s naked on the cover.
• George Hrab vs. Jonathan Coultan death match!
• Sheila is just a little bit drunk, if you haven’t noticed.
• Thanks to our directors and moderators, Derek and Swoopy.
• Scott Sigler defends his bad taste in beer.
• Mur reads to us the hands down, no lie, best fuckin’ essay EVAR! Seriously, I’m not even going to tell you the title, as I don’t want to spoil anything for when you hear it. God, I love this woman.
• Chaz from DC congratulates Mur on her essay.
• Derek from skepticality has a question for the guys.
• An audience member wants a lesson on finding the clit, so Mur and George demonstrate with a jacket and a musician’s bald head. Not so funny in audio, but goddamn, to be there.
• A woman asks Mur on how to raise a geek neice.
• Chad Walker gave us some beer made by monks.
• Another song by George Hrab: B3. Check him out at the Podsafe Music Network.

If you can’t tell, that was a whole lot-o-fun.

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Shopkeeper Data: DragonCon Baby… holy @(*&@($*…

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Books: Heaven by Mur Lafferty - podiobook | A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle - You can tesseract with your kilt, too | The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe by Edgar Allen Poe

Movies: Star Trek Next Generation - Series 1

Music: Alice’s Restaurant Masacree by Arlo Guthrie - Learn how to take photos and mark them with circles and arrows and a paragraph describing them on the back of each one | Interrobang by George Hrab

This week we have Mike, Summer, Joe, Charlie, and Mike’s new wife.

First Drink of the Day: Gulden Draak. Booyah! sweet nectar of life!

Also on the show:
• Mike and Charlie pimp Eat Your Beer at speakingofbeer.com
• A Haiku Moment: Dying is Not Good
• Joe reviews Beerfest.
• Out of curiosity, why does Charlie hate his show being called smart? Yes, his show is fun, but next to Charlie… Let me put it this way. Ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
• Ok, everybody. It’s time! Take the phone off the hook. Lock the children in the linen closet. Shoot the missionaries at the front door. It’s time for the greatest fan controbution EVAR!
• Have you checked out We Are Not Cool?
• You know how, on the West Wing, Josh would fill Donna in on the plot so the audience would understand what’s going on? We do that with Mike’s new wife.
• CopperCon is this weekend. WooHoo! Take some pictures and let us know how it was. Hey, you can learn how to beat a polygraph.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Half a Dozen of the Others, by The Computer King
• More CopperCon info: There’s a panel on how to make cordials and mead.
• Wingin’ It home brew. Charlie is taking suggestions now.
• Charles from Mostly News takes us to see SoaP.
• Are you the one who ordered the official Michael and Evo Wingin’ It beer opener?
• Rebeer. God, I love Karen: Gulden Draak, and Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale - Tempered over burning witches.
• He knows physics, and he knows literature. Man, Charlie is a smart guy. Have you checked out his smart (and fun, and funny) show Speaking of Beer?
• Pluto is a planet! A planet, goddammit!! I don’t care what those fuckers at the IAU say.
• The Fanboy Smackdown Podcast was recently asked by Dani in NC “What are you a Sucker For?” With permission, we discuss the same question here. And, we have a voicemail show, people. Chime in.
• New drink time: Slow, Uncomfortable Screw Up Against a Movie Screen.
• Comedians who do well in dramatic roles.
• More directors we’re suckers for.
• We raise our glasses to Pluto.

Next week: Live from Dragon*Con!

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Promos:
Heaven, by Mur Lafferty
Geek Survival Guide

Shopkeeper Data: Sure, you let them out to play, and suddenly the content gets better… not just ’cause Evo’s gone…

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Books: Heaven by Mur Lafferty - podiobook | Astrology for the Absolute Beginner: How to Interpret Your Own Birth Chart by Mark Mann - something else not having Pluto as a planet will screw up

Movies: Aladdin (Disney) | Blue Velvet | Chinatown | Dangerous Minds | El Mariachi | Face Off | Four Rooms | Happy Gilmore | Invasion | Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2 | King Kong TR | King of New York | Lethal Weapon 1 - 3 | Meet the Feebles | Mission Impossible 1, 2 & 3 | Once upon a Time in Mexico | Patch Adams | Permanent Midnight | Pulp Fiction | Sin City | Stand and Deliver | Star Wars Episode 1 | Star Wars Episode 2 | Star Wars Episode 3 | Supertroopers | Taladega Nights | Zoolander

Music: Brobdingnagian Bards’ A Faire to Remember

IMDB (movies): Beerfest | Snakes on a Plane | Wicker Man |

IMDB (actors): Sean Connery | Tom Cruise | Will Ferrell | Mel Gibson | Peter Jackson | George Lucas | David Lynch | Steve Martin | Takashi Miike | Sean Penn | Robert Rodriguez | Adam Sandler | Ben Stiller | Quentin Tarantino | John Woo | Carl Weathers | Robin Williams

On the show today: Mike, Summer, Joe, Charlie, and Mike’s Wife - sportin’ a sweet new do.

First Drink of the Day: The Flying Dog brewery has been feeling left out, so we show them the love this week. I kinda got lost trying to keep track of the beers, so go to their website to see them all.

And now for the voicemails:
• A stalker with 150 seeds.
• Jeremy from Seattle wonders about gay porn in gay bars.
• The Computer King believes the kickboxer did kick something. We disagree.
• A caller points out the Fixed Kitty’s holiday fauxpas.
• Jason from West Oz translates Enormous’ call from last week. Thank you, Jason.
• Paul in Elk River, stuck in traffic. Man Bites Dog is Belgian, apparently.
• Isaac in Kansas City strokes Mike’s ego a bit, but doesn’t give him a happy ending.
• Ary from Boston learns us cretin’s on proper art appreciation.
• Tim from the Babylon Podcast gave his body parts the best names EVAR.
• Bubba in southern North Carolina defends NASCAR.
• Andrew from England tells us why English pint glasses have a half-pint mark. Mike then completely ignores him and gives his own explanation.
• Mike of the Riverbend thinks the listeners should roast Evo Terra.
• Chris in Indy saw the roast of William Shatner.
• Scott from Tucson with a SoaP sequel idea.
• Snoop Dog disses our dirty mouths.
• Tony from The Fanboy Smackdown Podcast calls from the movie theater while watching SNAKES ON A MUTHERFUCKIN’ PLANE!!
• Anna from Washington, stuck in traffic, in KY. Does she kiss her momma with that mouth?
• Anna again. Still stuck in traffic.
• A guy from St. Louis sings the praises of Takashi Miike.
• Scott from Tucson has a new name for Evo’s ball deodorant idea.
• Scott from Tucson has a recommendation for Mike that is a serious fashion no-no.
• Dani in NC has a thought on the Wingin’ It card game.
• Kevin, talking to emonkey, about the widget in the Guinness can.
• Sean from Illinois (?) didn’t like SoaP (!?!).
• Andre from New Brunswick, calling from Summer Slam. Wooo!
• Alvie in Boulder has a sponsor for his voicemails, now.
• Andrea calling us drunk, after a night of whatever it is Andrea does. Just use your imagination.
• Scott from Tucson is a lonely, lonely man.
• Butthead gives us a call.
• Darryl from Austin can’t listen to podcasts from work anymore. Oh, and he saw a movie recently.
• Tim from the Babylon Podcast tells us why people don’t play the drinking game anymore.
• Doz from KS still loves his SoaP tat.
• Paul from Elk River calls us on a dropped voicemail.
• Dani from NC calls for Evo. I so have to meet this woman.

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Good Lawd, there’s a lot of people here: Summer, Jack, Charlie, TD0013 (briefly), Sheila, it’s Karen from Kalifornia! (and Smokin’ Joe), Dani from Gilbert, and Walter from MA.

Evo for president!

First Drink of the Day: Double Hopped IPA from Stone, Double Bastard.

Also on this show:
• Mike gives Evo an online gift from Wendy Scott from the UK.
• The Wannabe Kaptain Krunch gives his indepth stupid-driving story.
• As well as catching us up with his recent books, Walter Hunt recounts the Great WesterCon Birthing of 2004.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Mystery of Nine, by Robert G. Parent.
• SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN’ PLANE!!
• Mike likes movies with old people. In the audience, that is. Ewwwwwww.
• Rhettro joins in.
• Evo shares the joys of technorati.com and SNAKES ON A PLANE!! And busts some loser who didn’t like the flick.
• Were the reshoots obvious?
• Five Life Lessons Evo Learned by Watching SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN’ PLANE!!
• A Haiku Moment: Logan.
• How not to become a horror movie victim, by Chris the fixed kitty.
• Rebeer: thanks Dani: Young’s Double Chocolate Stout
• Dani and her many hats.
• Get Your Geek Off: Anonymous Mike asks about painful pussies. Yeah, I said it.
• So, freakin’ Jack Mangan doesn’t like my freakin’ show notes, eh? Well, frell you, Jack! You pass away! You pass away and burn in Heck! I apologize for my obscenities, but sometimes I get so gosh darned peeved.
• Jack wants to let you know you can find GYGO at its own website now.
• Evo is going to WorldCon and the PME.

Promos:
Dragon*Con TV

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Shopkeeper Data: Wait, is this Wingin’ It, or Cover to Cover? Never mind… awesome content. Buy stuff so they can afford to pay their valet at PPME…

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General Products: Cap’n Crunch | Klondike Bars

Books: Haynes Dodge Dart and Plymouth Valiant, 1967-1976 by Haynes Manuals - learn how to check for a loose control arm on your right front tire | Predator Turned Prey by Ravyn Crescent | Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan- podiobook | A Different Point of View by TD0013 - podiobook

Movies: Army of Darkness | The Century in Review: Walter Cronkite - with a “C” ya see | Invasion | Life of Brian | Star Wars EP1 | X-Men - The Last Stand

Music: Pure Ella: The Very Best of Ella Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot - Complete Greatest Hits - with the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

IMDB (movies): Snakes on a Plane | Transformers

Man, I miss all the fun. Today we have Mike, Evo, Summer, Jack, Charlie, Karen from Kalifornia (sweet!), Dani (not from NC), and Walter Hunt.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Karen, Smokin’ Joe, and the Stone Brewing Co.: Ruination IPA, and Smoked Porter.

And now for the voicemails
• Mark from Memphis comments about various things.
• John in Seattle on Ichi the Killer. And C’est arrivé près de chez vous.
• Norm lets us know about the special Stargate Atlantis live content that won’t work on your DVR.
• Scott from Tucson is making the doughnuts.
• Ary from Boston saw the best SoaP poster EVAR.
• Someone calls during a bathroom break during SoaP.
• Steve from Kansas loved Snakes on a Plane. Awesome!
• Snakes on a Muther Fuckin’ plane. Best Movie EVAR.
• A caller from London? International snakes love.
• Jeremy from Seattle. Loved the flick. Loved the crowd.
• Sarah from Charleston. That shit was bananas.
• Someone the guys talked over wants Mike donning a sword… with extras.
• Ann in Washington donated to Magnum’s. We love this girl! She recommends Purple Haze, Turbo Dog, and Restoration Ale.
• Dani in NC wants more man-part slappin’.
• Ian from Cleveland with some housekeeping, and the slamming of Jack.
• Mike of the Riverbend dreamt of Evo last night.
• Charlie with the zombie 411.
• Doug from the back forty with a horrible pun.
• A caller in a hit and run.
• Andrea from Chicago donated to Magnum’s. We love this girl! And she like’s Evo’s sweet-smelling eggs.
• Jason from KS and Doze, and Mike all saw SoaP in Topeka, KS.
• Enormous from Australia as articulate as ever.
• Paul from Elk River in a demolition derby.
• Paul from Des Moines fills us in on the decline of the drinking game.
• Paul from the Balticon Podcast gives us the info on Foul Ball. (God, somebody find a link.)
• Thomas from Flagstaff hurts cause he couldn’t listen to the live feed.
• Bing Crosby sings the cereal jingle.
• Someone hates Evo for recommending Skepticality.
• UK caller on a mobile phone. August 18th. His birthday. Opening night of SoaP. Could the stars align any straighter?
• Chris from Quebec comments on the sound quality of episode 69.

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In-studio guests: Chris the cheesecake lady, NJ, and Debbie from EAST Mesa.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Charlie: Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale, Fred, Sirius, Stewart’s Root Beer, some IPA for Chris.

Also on the show:
• Mike gets reflective about abandoned projects.
• Check out Mur Lafferty’s Pseudopod.
• First Drink of the Day actually starts here ’bouts.
• Thanks for buying the beer openers, folks. We ‘preciate that.
• Evo sings the praises of Little Big Man.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Howling of a Wolf, by Robert G. Parent.
• Evo and Mike are going to the Portable Media Expo, and are turning it into a nudie event. I so have to reconsider going.
• Get Your Geek Off: The 69 Position.
• Evo the smeghead reviews Hostel and Audition. Be afraid of Charlie’s Netflix queue, be very afraid. If you’re into fucked up movies, Charlie also recommends Ichi the Killer.
• A Haiku Moment
• The mail spammers are getting a bit too creative. Is ejaculation speed really that important?
• Spam! Spam! Spamity(?) Spam!
• Pirates of the Caribbean II: Legend of the Hairy Palm
• Jack tries something really lame that he does at the deadpan.

Promos:
Sending a wave
The Bunkcast
Geek Survival Guide

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Shopkeeper Data: They’re back… ok… they still need to get back on their feet… but They’re BACK!!!

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General Products: | Smacks - not “Sugar Smacks” anymore | Super Golden Crisps

Books: Predator Turned Prey by Ravyn Crescent | Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan- podiobook | A Different Point of View by TD0013 - podiobook

Movies: Audition | Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Mr. Hand… that’s right… Mr. Hand… | Firefly | Happy Days - before the shark jumping | Hostel | Ichi the Killer | Little Big Man | Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest | Red Dwarf Series 3 & 4 | Serenity | Soylent Green

Music: Pure Ella: The Very Best of Ella Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot - Complete Greatest Hits - with the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | The Ethel Merman Collection | Monty Python’s The Final Rip Off

Oh, wait, here they are. Our in-studio audience this week is Chris the cheesecake lady, and Debbie from East Mesa.

We need beer money, people! Seriously, that’s not a lie. See that number at the bottom of the post? Call it with your credit card in hand.

First Drink of the Day: Lagunitas Sirius for Jack, Reed’s Extra Ginger Brew for Joe, Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale for Mike, Hazed and Infused Dry-Hopped Ale for Chris, Double India Pale Ale by Hair of the Dog for Evo.

And now for the voicemails:
• Sarah from Charleston recommends an energy beer to make Evo happy.
• Arry from Boston bemoaning the new flight restrictions, and we bemoan Arry.
• Goddamn, it’s Imp!! And she’s put out with Evo. And she warns us about her “sister.”
• Someone from Ottawa comments on Canadian manners, and further confuses us about why Summer is a deity.
• Still don’t know his name from Ottawa again, with a mean driving story.
• Enormous from Australia educates us about pornotube. I think foobies is better, though.
• The Ottawa guy rambles on a bit about the dangers or not dangers of drinking, and absynthe and stuff.
• The Toxic Brat(?) from NY, NY. Our podcast saved his life.
• Gil from Milwaukee mixed up the Fitzgeralds, too.
• Mike Wills of the Riverbend with a self-censored traffic story.
• Alvie from Boulder - mother fuckers!
• Ian from Cleveland reminding us about the forums, and bragging a bit about the Show 69 comments numbers.
• Anna in Washington commenting a bit late about Evo at the pool party.
• Evo expands on why he wants fresh smelling junk.
• Is it a nude beach if you’re allowed to wear shorts? Oh, and street vendors are gross.
• Andrea from Chicago, calling us drunk. Don’t make us wait so long for the next time.
• Enormous from Australia with an incomprehensible driving story.
• Mike has another driving story… that goes there.
• Alvie from Boulder is at a crossroads. We help him through a difficult time.
• Scott from Tucson with a driving story. Mike chimes in with a driving story. Then it’s a big driving story lovefest.

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