But if you want more of the new Wingin’ It 3-D, then http://www.winginit3d.com is where you need to go.

New site, new show, new feed. Head over to the new site to get all of the new and some of the old sweetness.

First Last Drink of the Day Ever: Shannon Farrell sent us a bunch homebrew! Stout, Belgium Whit, Porter, Honey Wheat, and Mead Ale. Thank you very much Shannon!

Food of the day: Kris failed to bring us food and blames it on Jack. Debbie brought us pizza instead. Hooray!

Promos:

Wingin’ It 3-D.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial
Stormwolf.
Pulp Gamer.
Sci-Fi Smackdown.

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Silent Studio audience is non existent. They are a bunch of loud drunkards!

First Fifteenth Drink of the Day: Mike breaks open the Rogue HazelNut Brown Nectar, Brian opens a Stone Smoked Porter and a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. We also have Thomas’s Hefe, Maibock and Black Ales on tap. Big thanks to him for bringing that down!

Food of the day: Kris and Tim made a metric ass ton of food. Charlie brought his smoked meat. Kebabs for EVERYONE!

Promos:

Geeklabel Radio.
Into the Dark.
Foodgeeking.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Silent Studio audience is being played by Alec’s wife Karen, Lorrie’s Mom Pat, and Brian’s wife Mary.

Mike reads a statement about Evo leaving. You can find a copy of it off the main page, on the right hand side – Adieu Evo Terra.

First Drink of the Day: A toast to Evo. We are toasting him with two of his favorites from the Stone Brewery, Ruination and Arrogant Bastard Ale. MRM is drinking Young’s Double Chocolate Stout and Mike Stackpole is drinking Tullamore Dew 12 year.

Treat of the day: Kris made scones (orange chocolate chip and cherry) and Eliza made mini-quiches.

Promos:

The Vintage Gamer.
Geeklabel Radio.
Tony’s Losing It.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Michael A. Stackpole’s Home.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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On this week’s show: Mike, Brian, Tim, Charlie the Beer Guy, Debbie, Eliza, Kris, and Alec the ClicheKiller. Charlie’s wife Carolyn is wandering in and out.

This show was recorded while Evo was vacationing on the east coast after Balticon. This was recorded before his announcement.

First Drink of the Day: Charlie has brought us some really cool local anniversary brew from the Sonoran Brewing Company. Debbie is drinking her usual. Brian cracks open the Black and Blue that Charlie brought in for Brian.

Treat of the day: Kris made banana bread and pear almond lavender bread and Eliza baked a chocolate bundt cake. Tim also brought smoked baby back ribs with a homemade smoke onion BBQ sauce.

Promos:

Planet Retcon Radio.
The Geologic Podcast.
Technorama.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
DragonCon Podcast.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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First Non Drink of the Day: No Victory Hopdevil ale or Dogfish Head 90 and 120 minute IPAs. Nope nothing to drink here *wink, wink*.

Promos:

The Geologic Podcast
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Semi-silent studio audience: Debbie’s girl child and bookends.

First Second Third Drink of the Day: We have homebrew from Mur’s awesome hubby Jim. Two beers – S and BW. Stout and Belgium Wheat brews.

Promos:

Technorama.
Balticon Podcast
We Are Not Cool podcast
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Treat of the day: Kris made peanut butter cookies and peanut butter buckeyes and Eliza created cookies and cream fudge.

Third Drink of the Day: Thanks to Anna from Washington! She sent us some lovely beers from McMenamins Brewery. We have the Hammerhead, Sunflower IPA, Terminator Stout and the Ruby ale.

Promos:
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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First Drink of the Day: Evo is drinking Hebrew Origin which is made with pomegranate juice. Mike is enjoying a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout and there was 34 year old scotch earlier! It was VERY nice! Brian thanks his friend Scott May for that bottle.

Evo calls out the freaks and they respond! *points at Debbie, Eliza and Kris*

Promos:

The Ranting Scotsman Podcast.
Futility Writ Big
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Brian, Mike, Tim and Kris introduce us to the new format. We’re enjoying a Robert Mondavi cabernet sauvignon which is a lovely wine.

Mike outlines some of the new topics we will be discussing – Wine reports, wine buying tips for those new to the wine scene, how to pour a white wine vs a red wine, and many many more!

*CRASH! BANG! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!*

Evo comes back and puts things straight and welcome to ‘First of May’ Yes… you’ve been fucked.

First drink of the day for Brian and Evo Stone Brewery’s Russian Imperial Stout. Mike is drinking Hebrew – Messiah Bold.

Promos:

George Hrab

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First Drink of the Day: Doug brought us Double Bastard and Arrogant Bastard from Stone Brewery. Charlie brings something special Reunion Beer. Drink this beer and do some good.

Promos:

Charlie’s podcast Speaking of Beer
We are not cool
Cup Car Update
George Hrab

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First Drink of the Day: Not really… more like third. It’s Double Bastard from The Stone Brewery for everyone! Mike is also fisting a Gulden Draak. Tim drank the rest of Mest..Mephist.. yeah that beer that Mike had on the voicemail show and is chugging a 120 minute IPA from Dogfish Head. Charlie and Brian split a Raison D’Extra from Dogfish Head. Debbie has the popsicle juice.

Promos:

Technorama
DragonCon TV
Charlie’s podcast Speaking of Beer.

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First Drink of the Day: Evo has a Double Daddy IPA from Speakeasy Brewing Company. Mike is having a Turbodog by Abita Brewing, Tim had the Smoked Porter from Stone Brewery and is going to be starting on the Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Eliza is drinking Midas Touch from Dogfish Head Brewery.

Kris has baked up a batch of chocolate chip cookies. Yummy as always I’m sure! Eliza made a bunch of cupcakes made with some Young’s Double Chocolate Stout.

• Mike from the WANC podcast has a top five list for Evo.
• Joe update. Click the button and donate to help Joe out. It on the right hand side. Go on. DO IT!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, gives a traffic report. Send in contributions to podcast at gettingby dot net, or (510) 402-4888.
• Thomas provides the info about the donated beer. It comes from Mike from Blogging New Orleans.
• Go to the FarPoint Forums.
• Braveheart Booooooookie!
• Mike’s a birthday boy! Buy him a new mixer.
• Tim is a birthday boy too! Buy him a new liver.
• Sheila says that size doesn’t matter. She’s being kind to Evo.
• Evo taunts everyone with his vacation tales again.
• Karen from Kalifornia rants about everyone. Ouch. She’s off everyone’s Christmas list.
• Evo’s crazy fan show idea – Go buck wild! Put your money where your mouth is KfK.
• Evo talks about religious pareidolia. What does Jesus taste like?
• Evo is performing a marriage. Seriously! He’s ordained … then again so is Brian. Now that’s a scary thought huh?
• Karen from Kalifornia – An apology for everyone but Evo. I blame the BEER!
• It’s time to talk Teledildonics and what FPM can do for you.
• Kris brings the tentacle sex talk. Cthulhu porn?
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has choice words for Tee Morris. What a bastard! Check out her link.
• Ohmibod contest is OVER. The ladies need some serious bunk time.
• Pool party update – Arabian Nights theme.
• Foodgeeking lives!
• SciFi Smackdown breaks the bank! Congrats to the cast and crew for a fantastic jorb!
• Lorrie needs to drink since she’s saving herself for Mike’s birthday.
• Call Joe’s voicemail (206) 202-5179. Give him a call and leave your well wishes.
• Tim channels the dead Indian under Michael’s house.
• Thanks to the folks who put together the Fan Show.

Promos:
Comics Radar

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• A New Fan Show Wingin’ It Entrance.
• Ian apologizes for the change to the originally scheduled programming (Wingin’ It Smackdown will be released as Segments in the near future).
• Karen from Kalifornia and Curnir dive in on the show and talking about Evo’s 12″ Dick, Karen’s hate of a certain M.A Stackpole and several other subjects.
• We continue Fan Show Parodies with A Different Different Point of View from Nobilis and Co.
• We unfortunately let Tee Morris back on the show along with Alan In The UK for a round robin of everything Tee has been doing (Ian apologizes for letting him on, he couldn’t get Tee to shut up.)
• World of Warcraft invades the mind of Karen from Kalifornia and once again, she has something to say about it

Promos:
A Different Point of View
World Of Warcraft
Dragoncon
Dragon-pod
Man Vs. Child
Lulu TV

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First Drink of the Day is brought to us from Charlie and Tee. Mike and Tim have Breckenridge Valley Vanilla Porter, Brian is next with World Wide Stout, Tee is quaffing Immort Ale. More beers to come!

Promos:

FarPoint Forums
George Hrab’s podcast
DragonCon TV
Charlie’s podcast Speaking of Beer.

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First Drink of the Day: Evo has already imbibed a Big Sky IPA, a Steel Toe Stout from the Ska Brewing Company, and is now onto Poleeko Gold Pale Ale from Anderson Valley Brewing Company. Mike is having the stout, Tim’s liver needs to catch up, and the rest are drinking something? Anything?

Promos:
George Hrab’s podcast
DragonCon TV

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Playing the part of The Silent Studio Audience — it’s Robin!

First Drink of the Day: Island Brewing Company. Every damn one of their beers. Evo starts with the Paradise Pale Ale, Starry Night Stout for Mike and Brian, Tim has a Obsidian Stout by Deschutes Brewery, Debbie has her Shut-Up Popsicle Juice from the Fuck You! Brewery in Kiss My Ass Wisconsin. Kris is drinking Fort by Dogfish Head Brewery.

- Variant Frequencies has also joined up. FPM really should mean Far Point Mafia.

Promos:
George Hrab’s podcast
DragonCon TV
FarPoint Media forums

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First Drink of the Day: Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine, Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA, Thomas from Flagstaff’s Chickory Brown, and Dogfish Head Fort.

And now for the rest of the show:
• Hank from Canada was moved to write Joe a song. And sing it. And record it.
• Mike is given some Brown Suga.
• Last week, Charlie got a message from the Universe.
• Rufus with another game for large drunken groups. This week: Apples to Apples from Out of the Box.
• Need a vibrator? Send in your playlist to contest at michaelandevo dot com and win your own OhMiBod.
• Karen from Kalifornia: A review of Michael and Evo’s Wingin’ It, the Musical!
• Tim tells a story that makes me feel so much better about myself and my family.
• The Wingin’ It traffic report, with Chris the Fixed Kitty.
• Weird place names and Japanese diseases: Send them to Chris the Fixed Kitty, people, not to us!
• Ok, at this point, you may realize that everyone is starting to lose it, thanks to Charlie.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty recommends adult toy breakage stories, and then tells one. Then makes an offer you can’t refuse.
• Farpoint Media updates. The Fanboy Smackdown is now part of Farpoint Media. The Starship Smackdown website is now up. Food Geeking, with Tim and Kris, is starting up. And, of course, there’s always The Zombie Channel. There’s a bunch more, too. So stay tuned, same podtime, same podchannel.

Promos:
The Vintage Gamer
Best of Dragoncon TV Nominations

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Joe

Alan Smith sets up a voicemail number for Joe well wishers! Call in and give Joe well wishes, get well thoughts, read him a story, read him some PORN, act out porn, breathe heavy! 206-202-5179. Please show Joe LOVE and give a call. 206-202-5179.

Please also donate to the “Kill Kuato” fund by clicking on the button located on the right hand side. All donations are VERY VERY appreciated and will help Joe out with some of the costs related to his surgery.

The plan is to be back next week with Joe in the studio. Our thanks to everyone for their generosity and good thoughts for Joe.

In the studio we have: That guy named Evo and his wife Sheila, Mike, Summer, Joe, Brian, Tim, Kris the Cheesecake Lady, and Debbie from East Mesa.

We had a silent studio audience member — Sheila’s friend whose name escapes me.

First Drink of the Day: Left Hand Juju Ginger Pale Ale for Evo, Big Sky Moose Drool Brown Ale for Mike and Brian, Sheila has remnant beer in Kona Brewing Fire Pale Ale, Kris had a Widmer Brothers Snow Plow and Debbie had her Malt Beverage that shall remain nameless.

• Kris brought us a metric butt-ton of cookies (chocolate chip, chocolate chocolate chip and walnuts with some chocolate).
• Interview with Suki — The creator of the OhMibod Use the coupon code “winginit” and you’ll get $10 off. GO! SPEND! NOW! Buy your significant other a Valentine’s Day gift today.
• Pets and Religion brought to you by Evo.
  - Family sees Jesus in the dirt on their doggy door.
  - This cat spent 3 weeks in airline cargo hold. Evo thinks God hates it.
• I have had it with these motherfucking gnomes in this motherfucking colon!
• Debbie from East Mesa has a fucked up family read about it HERE.
• Joe gives a Kuato update — Joe is going in to get that fucker cut out and squashed! Please show Joe some love and click on the “Kill Kuato” link on the right side of this page.
• Pool party update — June 16th, 2007. RSVP now so we can figure out if it’s going to be at Mike’s or at a hotel.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, gives a traffic report. Send in contributions to podcast at gettingby dot net, or (510) 402-4888.
• Evo taunts us with tales of his vacation in Jamaica then tells us about trying to burn down his house. I think Sheila would agree that beans and Evo don’t mix!
• Evo has his own cooking stuff?? I wonder if they know about the bean incident.
• Mike talks about an engineering recipe.
• Sheila cleans up after the evo. Color us surprised.
• Kilroy 2.0.
• Joe’s Surprise! Alan Smith sets up a voicemail number for Joe well wishers! Call in and give Joe well wishes, get well thoughts, read him a story, read him some PORN, act out porn, breathe heavy, make the fucker CRY! 206-202-5179. Please show Joe even MORE LOVE and give a call. 206-202-5179.
• !!! Big Announcement time !!! — Wait. That’s it? Yep, Evo does it again.

Promos:
OhMiBod!
DragonCon TV
We are not cool
George Hrab
Wingin’ It Calender get yours today!!

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First Drink of the Day: The Midas Touch, Gonzo Imperial Porter.

And now some technically complete, yet somewhat lazy shownotes:
• KfK does something I can’t exactly describe, but it’s hilarious and I so can’t wait to see her again.
• Joe’s latest Kuato update. You can read up on Kuato here. And remember if you want to help Joe out, you can contribute to the Kill Kuato fund on the right side of the page.
• Wingin’ It traffic and existential weather with Chris the Fixed Kitty.
• Spherical Tomi! it’s Jack Mangan! Via Skype!
• A Haiku Moment.
• The popcorn joke.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: “Another Surprise,” by Scott Virtes.
• Charlie’s great lesbian power lunch.
• Who looks good in high def?
• Indiana Jim with uninvited guest editorial number nine, again, remixed so you can hear it.
• Visit the forums.
• All nude, all gay Wingin’ It.
• So, now that we had one punchline without the joke, we want more. Contribute your punchlines to your favorite jokes, and we’ll se what happens.
• And we go out on a rebeer, like the good Lord intended.

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First Drink of the Day: Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout, Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout, Jubal Ale, Firerock Pale Ale

And now for something smooth and sultry:
• Ok, sometimes Summer is just weird. Anyone remember The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight?
• Mike thanks our contributors.
• New episodes of Heroes and BSG coming! The Dresden Files, the greatest show EVAR, coming on Jan. 15.
• Live from WorldCon 2006, the Scifi Poetry Slam: James Tiberius Kirk, by Richard Stevenson, of the Poetry Cafe.
• Someone’s at the door. It’s FedEx! What could it be? Digital Juice! Thank you, Tee Morris!
• Mike’s electrical sob story.
• Tim’s email sob story.
• Mike had the perfect opportunity to have Summer’s hands all over him, and he didn’t take it.
• Indiana Jim
• Cat-shit coffee. Everyone goes nuts over the idea of drinking coffee that came from the ass of a cat. They all eat eggs, right?
• Wingin’ It traffic report, by Chris the Fixed Kitty, and IMP!!!
• Brian’s Christmas present.
• Karen from Kalifornia: Geeks and their costumes.
• Zombie jokes. Sigh.
• Farpoint Media, we’re a freakin’ think tank, people!
• Buncha bullshit, and then… Tim used to work for a porn company! God, I love this guy.
• Another game for large drunken groups: One Red Hen.
• Brian with another cool license plate siting.
• Dani, Karen, and Summer as phne sexx opperators. Sorry, writing ths posst with one hnd.
• OH, MY FUCKING GOD!

Promos:
Technorama
Things Are Looking Up
The Vintage Gamer

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First Drink of the Day: Three Floyds Dreadnought IPA, Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, Tim as poured a poor man’s black velvet, and Oaked Arrogant Bastard.

And now for too much information:
• Joe goes into far, FAR too much detail about his colonoscopy and barium enema.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty’s Husband: The 2007 Science Fiction Resolutions
• Congressman Robin Hayes’s solution to the war in Iraq, and commentary by Evo.
• Mike Roach has the best message for Joe EVAR!
• Outdoor plumbing Chris brought us cuttlefish legs from Hawaii.
• Jingle Bells, Wingin’ It style. Ok, who sent this? Should get some props, y’know?
• More adventures in cuttlefish.
• A YouTube meme: Ghost Ride the Whip.
• Good song, bad flute. Need props for this guy, too. Sorry.
• Rebeer.
• Marshall is a hang glider. Crazy, man. Crazy.
• Happy New Years! Let us sing!
• The Wingin’ It traffic report, by Chris the Fixed Kitty.
• Joe apologized for his ignorant misrepresentation of Tales from the Verse.

Promos:
We Are Not Cool

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Tim is the silent studio audience.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Anna from Washington: Pipeline Ale, some Guiness, Debbie’s Smirnoff shit.

And now for something completely scripted and not off-the-cuff:
• Joe, quite erroneously, trust me, he knows now, thinks Tales from the Verse has Firefly slash fanfic. Sorry for the misinformation.
• Six is going to be in Playboy next month!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty’s Christmas List
• Oh, Mi, Bod!
• Mur’s Bitches. I am so there.
• Live from World Con 2006: Scifi haikus by Deborah P Kolodji
• Joe got the coolest gift EVAR! The excellent folks at the Podculture podcast sent me a Build-A-Bear.
• Microbrew, with Tee Morris and Phil Rossi.
• The Flanvention debacle.
• Jim Van Verth, The Vintage Gamer, with this week’s Games for Large Drunken Groups: Bang!
• Mike bought his prophetic calendars for next year.
• Live from World Con 2006 it’s the Scifi Poetry Slam: Leap of Faith by Drew Morse.
• Gay Elves

We’ll be back in two weeks. Happy whatever-holiday-you-celebrate.

Promos:
Friends in Tech

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First Drink of the Day, a toast to Raymond Thomas: Jubalale, something that begins with “H” for Jack, Beelzebuth, Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat, some Smirnoff shit, and some more of my Uncle Steve’s brew, don’t remember which one it is.

And now for something light and frivolous:
• Kuato news blah blah tumorcakes, and Super Colon Blow.
• Jack is moving on to New Jersey. Paul from Des Moines and KfK present the Top Ten Reasons We Love Jack Mangan.
• We got a new click grid, ’cause Michael needs a new mixer board.
• Zombies are hot. Check out the Zombie Channel.
• IMP!! Instead of reading the phone book, she reads a love poem by Gias Catullus.
• Mike rants about the midwest. The word, not the place. Because a name shouldn’t apparently have any historical significance.
• States as body parts.
• From World Con 2006, Scifi Poetry Slam: In Bubastis, by Denise Dumars
• Do you do, or do you don’t do Christmas?
• Jimi sings about Kuato. Worried there for a second, weren’t you. Thanks, Bill.
• Jimmy, the other one, is a lazy bastard, or on the run.
• Jack tells a crazy dad story. Apparently he’s the only one with a crazy dad.
• Karen from Kalifornia: Fuck 2006. But she says it cooler than that, and makes my right eye tear up.
• Speaking of porn… The scifi porn podcast!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, stuck in traffic, needs some more contributions. Send a cool, real name place. We’ve left Ballsack, Alberta, and need the letter “C.” Send in contributions to podcast at gettingby dot net, or (510) 402-4888.
• Check out the forums!

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First Drink of the Day, thanks to Paul from Elk River: Furious Beer, from the Surly Brewing Company, and Moose Drool for Mike.

And now for the timely show notes:
• Who is Kuato, you ask? Joe’s head-sized tumor.
• This is Jack’s penultimate Wingin’ It. He’s heading back to NJ. Rest in Peace, Jack, RIP.
• Wanna feel Joe’s lump? Rub the Buddha, baby.
• Indiana Jim! Join Jim this January at Things Are Looking Up.
• Thanks to Brad from Podculture for the plane tickets.
• Kris brings some oatmeal creme stout from James the brewer.
• Tony from The Fanboy Smackdown and Phil Rossi from Filling the Page are doing well in the Pickle Tales contest.
• Paul Fischer has joined Farpoint Media with the ADD Cast, and Balticast.
• Karen from Kalifornia gives us a Top Ten DEATHLIST!
• Jeremy from Seattle needs calendar submissions!
• Zombies! Freakin’ zombies in the news!
• Evo believes in creationism now. There’s a lot of ass involved in this.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty with the letter B: Ballsack, Alberta
• How do you cure your hiccoughs? Some people got inventive.
• Fear and Loathing in Middle Earth
• Evo sees a phychic’s front sign, and begins to think.
• PBS=People are Basically Stupid
• Karen from Kalifornia, again, with a Top Ten List, again. This is a good one.
• We’re changing the click grid. Mike needs a new mixer board.
• Evo’s Cultcast is moving here.

Promos:
Technorama

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This week we have Evo, Mike, Summer, Kris, Jack, Debbie, and Sheila.

Our in-studio audience, Brian.

First Drink of the Day, brought to you by Evo: Mackeson Triple Stout for Mike, ??????? for Jack, Rogue Brewing Co. Imperial Pale Ale for Evo.

And now for something completely the same:
• Mike thinks back fondly on old engine oil. And tranny fluid. Tastes kinda salty, don’t ya think?
• Chris the Fixed Kitty with a new top ten list: “You know you’re having a scifi Thanksgiving when…”
• Mike completely blew Summer’s mind. How? How, you ask? Look here. And, what the hell, look here while you’re at it.
• The Pubcast – Live from the Dogfish Head Alehouse, with Tee Morris, Phil Rossi, and John from Columbia MD.
• A Second Life Draco Vista boobie bar? I’m so there. Seriously, you won’t hear me anymore, I’ll just be at home on the weekends. Wasting away in front of my computer screen. Like I do the other five days of the week.
• Live with Larry: Larry interviews Osama bin Laden.
• A Wingin’ It contest on Second Life? I guess we’re cooler than we thought.
• Have you seen this man?
• Evo’s mom, Vickie, shows up in the studio, as does NJ’s ego.
• Evo has the stupid idea of having a Wheel of Topics.
• The new King Kong DVD has thirteen minutes of extra footage and thirty-eight minutes of deleted scenes. um, yay.
• Paul Fischer from Balticon, ’bout to complain to the WGA for improper credits or something. Check out all of Paul’s fine contributions at ADDcast.net
• Jeremy from Seattle still needs photos for the Wingin’ It calendar. Send your pics to “djutopia at gmail dot com”
• BTW, we have forums!
• Three things that we couldn’t get to on Slice of Scifi. 1) Dead Hookers in a bed, 2) Zombie sex, and…
• Check out Podcaster Tree apparently, we rock there.
• 3) Lesbian Cattle Drives
• Summer thanks Phil for Hitchhiker’s Guide and a shit-load of candy.

Promos:
FastQ Communications

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Joe rocks the wireless mic.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Rhettro: Elephant Imported Malt Liquor

And now:
• A voicemail sparks a conversation. Have your coworkers evolved into a family?
• Apparently, our listeners like us to bitch about work. Summer and Kathy get to the starting blocks… and, they’re off!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty, almost stuck in traffic, has an interesting Alphabet Game for our listeners to play. A is for Alameda County, California. What letter are you driving through? B is next. Contact Chis at “podcast at gettingby dot net,” or at (510) 402-4888.
• Summer wants to play the license plate game.
• Paul’s Gamecube: Paul reviews Stronghold Legends. Check Paul out at (Paul, gimme the addy in the comments, couldn’t make it out in the audio.)!!!
• Are scifi fans too picky for their own good? Don’t be so nit-picky. Except for Armageddon, just ’cause, damn.
• The final Get Your Geek Off: Where to get your sexcast needs met now. Farewell, Andrea and Jeremy. Thank you two so much!
• Jeremy from Seattle is now in charge of the Wingin’ It calendar. Email your pics to “djutopia at gmail dot com.”

Let’s eat!

Promos:
Geek Acres

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First Drink of the Day: More Belgian beers from the makers of Golden Draak. Joe’s drinking an apple lambic, and I must say his voice sounds especially whiny this week.

And now, sit down, take stock, listen, and enjoy:
• Karen from Kalifornia and BSG boobies.
• Ok, I’m sorry, but I’m not. We all had a bad week, and we go off about it. Well, except for Debbie. Give us this moment of free self therapy. Thank you.
• Debbie’s researching propositions for the upcoming elections. All I know is that you don’t end a sentence with a proposition. That’s it.
• Get Your Geek Off: The G-Spot. And on next week’s show, they continue with the theme of “impossible to find” with compassionate conservatives.
• Mike O.D.’s on Rockstar
• Some new user content. Not bad. What do you think?
• Charlie on Heroes. He has notes and everything.
• Joe has a brilliant idea for the second season of Heroes, btw.
• A Haiku Moment
• Mike is jonesing for The Dresden Files.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Your Alien Bride, by Mary A. Turzillo.

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First Drink of the Day: Eamon from England sent us some beer through Liquorama. Samuel Smith’s India Ale, Young’s Special London Ale, Samual Smith’s Oatmeal Stout, and some Belgian beer.

And now:
• A Haiku Moment: Galactica Falls
• We’re light on content. We’re resorting to bribery. Send us something really cool, and ongoing. And you get an MST3K collection.
• As Evo was semi-asleep, he was thinking of Summer and dick.
• A rendition of A Girl, a Goose, and We All Go Home. Check out King Francis’ Live Journal
• It’s election week, and Evo’s delving into politics. And religion. All he doesn’t do is bring up Heroes to Jack.
• Real Time with Bill Mahr a balanced political show? I wouldn’t go that far, but it’s still a decent show.
• Oh, my God, they’re still talking politics.
• Jesus Christ, guys!
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Every Thirty Years on Cygnus Five by Samantha Henderson
• Check out Mur’s Viable Paradise Party live podcast at I Should Be Writing.
• A Young Frankenstien moment.
• An old movie marathon. That’s a cool idea. Also, check out Hey, want to watch a movie? We need to do something like that with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Let’s see if they’re all talk.
• Rebeer!
• The Digital Camer Addict sent Evo a link for the Snakes on a Plane Sudoku book.
• I love Minesweeper! And Weird Al’s White and Nerdy.
• A Tech Service reality show? And what is funny?

I bet Kris made the apple bread ‘cuz I asked, and I wasn’t there. Thank you, Kris.

Thanks to Eamon for the beer. Thanks to Wendy for the posters.

Promos:
Into the Dark
Nina Kimberly the Merciless
Sending A Wave

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First Drink of the Day: Moylan’s Hopsicle Imperial Ale

And now for something completely different:
• Evo discusses last week’s geekathon.
• Dónde está the poetry slams?
• Welcome to Macho Berger.
• Mike defiles his Punkin beer with cinnamon
• Mike likes it both ways.
• Blah, blah, cinnamon, blah.
• Scifi Poety Slam: Dead Like Me by Robert G. Parent
• Evo’s started exercising after an About Schmidt moment.
• Karen from Kalifornia tells why she loves us so.
• Prepare for rebeer!
• More about that other goddamn beercast.
• Phil Rossi and Tee Morris at the Dogfish Head Alehouse.
• Ooh! We gotta get George Hrab to the next year’s pool party.

Promos:
The Geeklabel Podcast
The Ninth

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First Drink of the Day: Punkin Ale, Mead.

And now for the content-heavy show:
• Dan from Magnum’s has been in a serious car crash. If you would like to donate to Dan’s fund, call 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427). Make sure you specify that you want the donation to go to Dan.
• A Haiku Moment: Attention Authors
• Are you watching Heroes? Don’t listen to Jack, it’s really good. And Ali Larter is hot.
• Are you watching Battlestar Galactica? Listen to Jack, it’s really good.
• Metaphysical differences between humans and cylons: discuss.
• Tee Morris and Phil Rossi in another edition of the Pubcast.
• We need content, people!
• Bionic Woman, BSG style! Mike has a thing for the Bionic Woman, I think.
• The Dresden Files is coming to Scifi. You heard Summer, go read the books.
• Get Your Geek Off: A question from a woman who enjoys the show, but doesn’t make it to the end credits. Or something. I just can’t write down the actual question. Andrea’s right, I am repressed.
• Mike discusses the latest Cialis commercial, you know, the dick pill.
• Deep thought of the week: Email.
• Ian from Cleveland with some forums news. We need a new forums banner, dammit! There’s a contest, and a prize and everything!

Promos:
La Bal Masqué Nocturne

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First Drink of the Day: Laguanita’s IPA, Censored, and 1554.

• Debbie records the world’s best bumper.
• We’re light on content. People keep sending us stuff, then starting their own shows. So, wanna start your own show? Send us stuff!
• Jack doesn’t look like Jesus anymore. All the Weird Al jokes I’ve been saving, useless. Thanks, Jack. Thanks.
• Mike is going to shave his head! This is going to be so cool!
• Shy? Awkward? Have we got the answer for you.
• Evo and Mike fill us in on the PME party. Michael Jordon sucks. Podcast Pickle rules.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has a gift for Jack, and Mike edits out my calling him a douchebag.
• Get Your Geek Off: A Female Ejaculation Question
• The Alakan Basket ‘o Food. Reindeer salami, and moose nuggets. Thanks, Doug from Alaska.
• Joe’s assistant is a Big Damn Hero! Three cheers for Gina.
• Reindeer tastes good, just to let you know.
• Rebeer: Silver City Brewery stuff from Jeremy from Seattle
• This week’s Costco story brought to you by Evo Terra.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Time’s Ideal by Robert G. Parent
• Well, this is the actual rebeer time, look up three posts for the info.
• A massive cave system found in Sequoia National Park.
• Evo’s reading a new book by Heinlein, seriously, a new book from Robert A. Heinlein… and Spider Robinson.
• The Anthem Choir. Brilliant.
• If you’re sending Evo messages on myspace, go back to emailing him if you want your message seen.
• Ron Moore did a great job at the PMEs.

This is a good.

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First Drink of the Day, thanks to KfK: Stone Arrogant Bastard

And now for something completely different:
• Tee tells a true bad beer story. Wow, this is a bad beat.
• A Haiku Moment: Surrender
• Naked chics, paging naked painted chics.
• More about the naked chics.
• Ok, enough with the naked chics already.
• Hiiii, Imp.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: What is Sci-Fi? by Robert G. Parent
• You try running a mixer board with a naked chic in your lap.
• SITTING in your lap, you perverts.
• “Honk if you’re horny,” and check out Naughty Sheets.
• Where the hell is Soccergirl?
• Thanks to the artist, Kevin C. Mason of The Painted Body and Coloring Outside the Lines Podcast.
• Ray Slakinski is thirty year old today! Well, not today, but, you know what I mean.
• Mmmmm, seaweed aphrodisiac tater chips.
• They edited out a dirty part? wtf? WTF!?!
• Justa(?) Joe from Parts Unknown tells a camping story.
• Dave Mansueto from Liberated Syndication.
• Seriously, someone take Tee’s mic away.
• Chuck Tomasi and Kreg Steppe from Technorama.
• Someone calls out for some yang for all the painted naked yin.
• Drunk Cuban, paging a drunk Cuban. Oh, we have Victor Cajiao from The Typical Mac User Podcast.
• A naked chic bumper.

Promos:
The Rookie, by Scott Sigler

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First Drink of the Day: Bard’s Tale Dragon’s Gold from Flying Bison Brewing

And on this show:
• Summer tells a pseudo-mur joke.
• Lots and lots of comments on the beer.
• Big things happenin’ at Speaking of Beer. Apparently, The Beer Report shit all over Charlie’s podcast. On the plus side, his audience grew a bit as a result. So, we love these guys, right?
• Get Your Geek Off: Does your penis say to-may-toe, or to-mah-toe?
• A Haiku Moment: Testicle Discourse
• More kilt wedgie and thong discussion. Ok, I have to interject here. Mike, what the hell is the difference between a thong and a g-string?
• Scott Sigler never orders the macho combo!
• Rebeer! with the Northcoast Brewing Company: PranQster, Old Plow Share Stout, and another one I can’t spell or find.
• Summer brings science fiction back to Wingin’ It, just for a moment. There’s going to be an animated Space Balls television series.
• Are you a credits watcher?
• Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp is now on DVD.
• Discussion about some shows I was too young to watch: H.R. Pufnstuf, and Lidsville.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Future, by ???

Next week, Mike and Evo will be out at the Portable Media Expo. Should be a live show from there.

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Promos:
Wingin’ It Forums
Geeklabel Podcast

First Drink of the Day: Boont Amber Ale, Maximus IPA, and a buncha shit that I can’t spell.

And now for the show:
• Evo discovers an NPA.
• Chris the Cheeseckae Lady makes an LSD laced (Evo believes) bread that is to die for.
• We have a list of classic episodes of Wingin’ It. Tell your friends! Hook ‘em while they’re young.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Paradox by Robert G. Parent
• Starbucks coffees – how healthy are they?
• High school football, woohoo!
• Birmingham Educational’s My Body Software: Can you guess what part of the body they’re going to talk about? I got an idea. I think that from now on, we should just refer to that part of the body as the “mur.” So, this episode of BEMBS is about Karen’s mur. I got another idea. The part of the male anatomy should be referred to as the “evo.”
• A Haiku Moment
• Into sex? Check out the bonobo and college coeds. (And, while you’re at it, check out Robert J. Sawyer’s The Neanderthal Parallax books.)
• Then we go into a discussion of “Why do WOMEN lie about sex?”
• Evo opens mouth and so fuckin’ inserts foot. Gloria Steinem… “Who’s she?”
• A bunch of people born in the ’60s and ’70s reminisce about the ’50s.
• Charlie finally mentions the mur.
• More Gloria talk.
• Rebeer: Raison D’Etre by Dogfish Head
• Reverse graffiti, artistic expression, or corporate shit?
• We need kiltwedgie pics for kiltwedgie.com
• All 23,500 Segways have been recalled. There are only 23,500 Segways?

Promos:
Geeklabel Podcast
Vitriol, by George Hrab. Seriously, buy this guy’s shit.
Wingin’ It Forums
Saxe ball deodorant

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Help Evo fight the WIPO Broadcast Treaty.

First Drink of the Day, brought to us by Evo: Pomalucha (?) for Mike, La Bonitas for Evo, Stone Levitation Ale for Sheila, and Shark Bite for Jack.

And now:
• Phil Plait, the bad astronomer, explained to us what a parsec is at the Dragon*Con LIVE WINGIN’ IT SHOW!
• Reclitation, a response through essay, by an anonymous contributor.
• Evo gives a shout out to the Geeklabel podcast.
• We have the best listeners. They brought all the booze to our parties over Dragon*Con. Oh, and Langly showed up on Friday night!
• Chris the Fixed Kitty has a clit story for Mur. And tells what movies she’s a sucker for.
• Thirty-two ounces is a small? We’re talking soft drinks, people. Also, Mike and Evo are fast eaters. No, really, you have no idea, they’re like Hoover vacuum cleaners. It’s amazing.
• Michael’s Deep Thought of the Week: How do you know if a man wearing wearing a kilt is a real Scotsman?
• Rebeer: Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale, Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat Beer
• Jack and Evo talk about their time at Worldcon.
• Evo’s retiring a word from his vocabulary. Mike also has a word he’s retiring, but it’s a lame one. So, everyone goes around the table and shares what they think should go from the language. Guys ever hear of E-prime?
• GYGO: Andrea and Jeremy rip off Mur, and talk about the clit.
• A little more Dragon*Con talk, mostly about sexy costumes.
• A new movie to get behind, My Name is Bruce. Mike has one too, but it’s a lame one.

Promos:
Sending a Wave Podcast
The Goddess and Banana
The Fanboy Smackdown

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My Odeo Channel (odeo/88b44b8ef0fcbee6)

On the Panel: Evo, Mike, Joe, Mike’s wife, Michael A. Stackpole, Patrick McLean, Ian from Cleveland, Sheila, Summer, and Mur Lafferty. Tee’s on the wireless mic.

First Drink of the Day: Multitude of alcohol smuggled in by Scott Sigler and the Pickle Man. Also some micro brew by Shannon Hinters Hinners.

Also on the show:
• The coolest mother fucker in the world, George Hrab, jumps up on the table like a Coyote Ugly bargirl and plays us some Cruel Spines. He’s got a CD. He’s naked on the cover.
• George Hrab vs. Jonathan Coultan death match!
• Sheila is just a little bit drunk, if you haven’t noticed.
• Thanks to our directors and moderators, Derek and Swoopy.
• Scott Sigler defends his bad taste in beer.
• Mur reads to us the hands down, no lie, best fuckin’ essay EVAR! Seriously, I’m not even going to tell you the title, as I don’t want to spoil anything for when you hear it. God, I love this woman.
• Chaz from DC congratulates Mur on her essay.
• Derek from skepticality has a question for the guys.
• An audience member wants a lesson on finding the clit, so Mur and George demonstrate with a jacket and a musician’s bald head. Not so funny in audio, but goddamn, to be there.
• A woman asks Mur on how to raise a geek neice.
• Chad Walker gave us some beer made by monks.
• Another song by George Hrab: B3. Check him out at the Podsafe Music Network.

If you can’t tell, that was a whole lot-o-fun.

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Shopkeeper Data: DragonCon Baby… holy @(*&@($*…

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Books: Heaven by Mur Lafferty – podiobook | A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle – You can tesseract with your kilt, too | The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe by Edgar Allen Poe

Movies: Star Trek Next Generation – Series 1

Music: Alice’s Restaurant Masacree by Arlo Guthrie – Learn how to take photos and mark them with circles and arrows and a paragraph describing them on the back of each one | Interrobang by George Hrab

This week we have Mike, Summer, Joe, Charlie, and Mike’s new wife.

First Drink of the Day: Gulden Draak. Booyah! sweet nectar of life!

Also on the show:
• Mike and Charlie pimp Eat Your Beer at speakingofbeer.com
• A Haiku Moment: Dying is Not Good
• Joe reviews Beerfest.
• Out of curiosity, why does Charlie hate his show being called smart? Yes, his show is fun, but next to Charlie… Let me put it this way. Ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
• Ok, everybody. It’s time! Take the phone off the hook. Lock the children in the linen closet. Shoot the missionaries at the front door. It’s time for the greatest fan controbution EVAR!
• Have you checked out We Are Not Cool?
• You know how, on the West Wing, Josh would fill Donna in on the plot so the audience would understand what’s going on? We do that with Mike’s new wife.
• CopperCon is this weekend. WooHoo! Take some pictures and let us know how it was. Hey, you can learn how to beat a polygraph.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Half a Dozen of the Others, by The Computer King
• More CopperCon info: There’s a panel on how to make cordials and mead.
• Wingin’ It home brew. Charlie is taking suggestions now.
• Charles from Mostly News takes us to see SoaP.
• Are you the one who ordered the official Michael and Evo Wingin’ It beer opener?
• Rebeer. God, I love Karen: Gulden Draak, and Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale – Tempered over burning witches.
• He knows physics, and he knows literature. Man, Charlie is a smart guy. Have you checked out his smart (and fun, and funny) show Speaking of Beer?
• Pluto is a planet! A planet, goddammit!! I don’t care what those fuckers at the IAU say.
• The Fanboy Smackdown Podcast was recently asked by Dani in NC “What are you a Sucker For?” With permission, we discuss the same question here. And, we have a voicemail show, people. Chime in.
• New drink time: Slow, Uncomfortable Screw Up Against a Movie Screen.
• Comedians who do well in dramatic roles.
• More directors we’re suckers for.
• We raise our glasses to Pluto.

Next week: Live from Dragon*Con!

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Promos:
Heaven, by Mur Lafferty
Geek Survival Guide

Shopkeeper Data: Sure, you let them out to play, and suddenly the content gets better… not just ’cause Evo’s gone…

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Books: Heaven by Mur Lafferty – podiobook | Astrology for the Absolute Beginner: How to Interpret Your Own Birth Chart by Mark Mann – something else not having Pluto as a planet will screw up

Movies: Aladdin (Disney) | Blue Velvet | Chinatown | Dangerous Minds | El Mariachi | Face Off | Four Rooms | Happy Gilmore | Invasion | Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2 | King Kong TR | King of New York | Lethal Weapon 1 – 3 | Meet the Feebles | Mission Impossible 1, 2 & 3 | Once upon a Time in Mexico | Patch Adams | Permanent Midnight | Pulp Fiction | Sin City | Stand and Deliver | Star Wars Episode 1 | Star Wars Episode 2 | Star Wars Episode 3 | Supertroopers | Taladega Nights | Zoolander

Music: Brobdingnagian Bards’ A Faire to Remember

IMDB (movies): Beerfest | Snakes on a Plane | Wicker Man |

IMDB (actors): Sean Connery | Tom Cruise | Will Ferrell | Mel Gibson | Peter Jackson | George Lucas | David Lynch | Steve Martin | Takashi Miike | Sean Penn | Robert Rodriguez | Adam Sandler | Ben Stiller | Quentin Tarantino | John Woo | Carl Weathers | Robin Williams

Good Lawd, there’s a lot of people here: Summer, Jack, Charlie, TD0013 (briefly), Sheila, it’s Karen from Kalifornia! (and Smokin’ Joe), Dani from Gilbert, and Walter from MA.

Evo for president!

First Drink of the Day: Double Hopped IPA from Stone, Double Bastard.

Also on this show:
• Mike gives Evo an online gift from Wendy Scott from the UK.
• The Wannabe Kaptain Krunch gives his indepth stupid-driving story.
• As well as catching us up with his recent books, Walter Hunt recounts the Great WesterCon Birthing of 2004.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Mystery of Nine, by Robert G. Parent.
• SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN’ PLANE!!
• Mike likes movies with old people. In the audience, that is. Ewwwwwww.
• Rhettro joins in.
• Evo shares the joys of technorati.com and SNAKES ON A PLANE!! And busts some loser who didn’t like the flick.
• Were the reshoots obvious?
• Five Life Lessons Evo Learned by Watching SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN’ PLANE!!
• A Haiku Moment: Logan.
• How not to become a horror movie victim, by Chris the fixed kitty.
• Rebeer: thanks Dani: Young’s Double Chocolate Stout
• Dani and her many hats.
• Get Your Geek Off: Anonymous Mike asks about painful pussies. Yeah, I said it.
• So, freakin’ Jack Mangan doesn’t like my freakin’ show notes, eh? Well, frell you, Jack! You pass away! You pass away and burn in Heck! I apologize for my obscenities, but sometimes I get so gosh darned peeved.
• Jack wants to let you know you can find GYGO at its own website now.
• Evo is going to WorldCon and the PME.

Promos:
Dragon*Con TV

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Shopkeeper Data: Wait, is this Wingin’ It, or Cover to Cover? Never mind… awesome content. Buy stuff so they can afford to pay their valet at PPME…

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General Products: Cap’n Crunch | Klondike Bars

Books: Haynes Dodge Dart and Plymouth Valiant, 1967-1976 by Haynes Manuals – learn how to check for a loose control arm on your right front tire | Predator Turned Prey by Ravyn Crescent | Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan- podiobook | A Different Point of View by TD0013 – podiobook

Movies: Army of Darkness | The Century in Review: Walter Cronkite – with a “C” ya see | Invasion | Life of Brian | Star Wars EP1 | X-Men – The Last Stand

Music: Pure Ella: The Very Best of Ella Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot – Complete Greatest Hits – with the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

IMDB (movies): Snakes on a Plane | Transformers

In-studio guests: Chris the cheesecake lady, NJ, and Debbie from EAST Mesa.

First Drink of the Day, thanks to Charlie: Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale, Fred, Sirius, Stewart’s Root Beer, some IPA for Chris.

Also on the show:
• Mike gets reflective about abandoned projects.
• Check out Mur Lafferty’s Pseudopod.
• First Drink of the Day actually starts here ’bouts.
• Thanks for buying the beer openers, folks. We ‘preciate that.
• Evo sings the praises of Little Big Man.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Howling of a Wolf, by Robert G. Parent.
• Evo and Mike are going to the Portable Media Expo, and are turning it into a nudie event. I so have to reconsider going.
• Get Your Geek Off: The 69 Position.
• Evo the smeghead reviews Hostel and Audition. Be afraid of Charlie’s Netflix queue, be very afraid. If you’re into fucked up movies, Charlie also recommends Ichi the Killer.
• A Haiku Moment
• The mail spammers are getting a bit too creative. Is ejaculation speed really that important?
• Spam! Spam! Spamity(?) Spam!
• Pirates of the Caribbean II: Legend of the Hairy Palm
• Jack tries something really lame that he does at the deadpan.

Promos:
Sending a wave
The Bunkcast
Geek Survival Guide

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Shopkeeper Data: They’re back… ok… they still need to get back on their feet… but They’re BACK!!!

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General Products: | Smacks – not “Sugar Smacks” anymore | Super Golden Crisps

Books: Predator Turned Prey by Ravyn Crescent | Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan- podiobook | A Different Point of View by TD0013 – podiobook

Movies: Audition | Fast Times at Ridgemont High – Mr. Hand… that’s right… Mr. Hand… | Firefly | Happy Days – before the shark jumping | Hostel | Ichi the Killer | Little Big Man | Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest | Red Dwarf Series 3 & 4 | Serenity | Soylent Green

Music: Pure Ella: The Very Best of Ella Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot – Complete Greatest Hits – with the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | The Ethel Merman Collection | Monty Python’s The Final Rip Off

First Drink of the Day: more Censored, Rose, from Hair of the Dog, Sack Squash (?) Ale, Samuel Adams Traditional Ginger Honey Ale.

Also on this show:
• Used bottle openers, or used panties… y’all decide.
• Phil Rossi gives an interview from the pub with Tee Morris.
• Evo gives out props for people he’s met in the last month, like Jesse Willis from SFFaudio, Blunt Jackson from the overclocked podcast and IROSF, and Marty McKinnon of Aeon Magazine. He also saw KfK and smokin’ Joe, Cody Goodfellow, and Jeremy and Kerry from Seattle.
• Everyone shares humerous anecdotes of international travel.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Podcasts and Traffic by Chris Fisher.
• Jack Mangan shows us his cool new cartoon by BortQ.
• Mike tells his traffic thing.
• So, what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while driving?
• A Different Point of View: A Day at Jabba’s Palace.
• Rebeer: yet more Censored, and Inversion IPA.
• Mike’s beer fridge is full of shit. Oh, the woes of being a beer snob.
• A Haiku Moment
• Farscape, Saving Private Ryan, and Eureka.
• Evo has a brilliant idea for a new personal hygiene product.

And on that note, Evo calls it a day.

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Promos:
The ScapeCast

Shopkeeper Data: Some female energy seemed to help out this week… Ladies, come on down…

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General Products: Cereal Bowl – deep cut for those breakfasts in the car, less spillage | Cheerios 5 Pack – breakfast of Kick Ass Mystic Ninjas | All Terrain Vehicle from atvwholesalers.com via Amazon – for when you blow yours out stream jumping | Male Cleanliness Issues – including testicular odor | Y-Fronts, tighty whiteys… – in case you can’t get rid of the tire tracks

Stone Brewery

Books: A Different Point of View by TD0013 – podiobook

Movies: Farscape – Series 1 | Fast & Furious | Fast & Furious 2: Tokyo Drift | The Hunt for Red October | Saving Private Ryan

Music: Blue Man Group’s The Complex Rock Tour Live (DVD) | Dead Milkmen’s Death Rides a Pale Cow: The Ultimate Collection

IMDB (Movies): Eureka

First Drink of the Day: Stone Pale Ale (you’ve heard of the Stone Brewing Co., right?) Thank you, Karen.

Joe introduces what he hopes will become a Wingin’ It beer-opening tradition.

Also on this show:
• What’s a poptop?
• The new beer openers are here. Order yours today!
• Alvie lends Jimmy a helping hand selling magerzines.
• Jack pimps the Spherical Tomi chapbook
• Mike and Rhettro were at Comic-Con. The bastards. Apparently it was a weekend of awsome traffic congestion and sexy costumes. Bastards.
• Mike offers some costume advise for you would-be con goers.
• Take notice! The geeks are armed, and they’re not going to take it anymore!
• Mike got some good interviews for the show. Including mutha fuckin’ Sam Jackson.
• Utili-mini’s? Hell no!
• The 2006 Special Technical Olympics.
• Everyone waits for Evo to show up.
• Joe whines about driving in the rain.
• Jack makes one dick joke, and everybody turns 11 years old.
• Rhettro and Mike talk about Karen’s fish.
• The guys start talking about the weather, realize they’re talking about the FUCKING WEATHER, then go back to the dick jokes.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: What is Scifi?
• There will be no testicle slapping on this show.
• The guys talk about Psych and Eureka.
• Charlie’s been watching Nightmares and Dreamscapes. How do you like your Stephen King?
• Jack tries to give the Magnum’s number. Operative word is “tries.”
• A Haiku Moment: Nicolas Cage
• Jack wants money for his podcast?
• Charlie previews some Fred with us.
• Joe, look, something shiny! Where? Where!?!
• A Different Point of View: TD0013 offers the Rebellion some constructive criticism.
• The show comes to an end. Thank you, Jesus.

Promos:
Renaissance Festival Podcast
The Bunkcast

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Shopkeeper Data: Get these guys some Red Bull… or Summer… or some Seltzer water… maybe they could belch the alphabet…

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General Products: Stone Brewery

Books: Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Stephen King | Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan – podiobook | A Different Point of View by TD0013 – podiobook

Movies: BSG 1.0 | BSG 2.0 | BSG 2.5 – Pre-Order | Thelma and Louise | Twilight Zone – Series 1 TOS

Music: Brand New Day by Sting – music to have tantric $3x by

IMDB (Movies): Eureka | Nightmares and Dreamscapes | Psych

The slightly silent studio audience is Christina from Podculture.

First Drink of the Day: Everyone is drinking differently so god knows.

• The group talk about their podcasts and segments which they are known for in the Wingin’ It World.
• Doodle of the Fates: Alvie vs. Evo in a parody of Jack Mangan’s well known segments.
• Doodle Reaction: The guys talk about possibly one of the funniest segments in Wingin’ It history. Jack is going to be so pissed.
• Ian brags on about the Stargate Atlantis Season 3 Premiere whilst Karen and Chris talk about Kyle XY.
• Drink Mixology: With Andrew from R&D still missing in his cave, Chris and Eliz from Two Girls and a Podcast take over and invent some new drink.
• Rebeer: This week comes from Karen and god knows we still don’t know what each other is drinking, listen carefully and you might be able to tell through all the rambling.
• The gang talk about Dragon*Con and Comic-Con. A clash between Wingin’ It, Podculture, and The Ranting Scotsman is expected sometime during Dragon*Con. Whilst Karen will need to try and subdue Mike at Comic-Con, god help both of them.
• Sci-Fi Poetry Slam: Isabella.
• Dumb-Ass-News: The gang prove that Wingin’ It listeners aren’t the most brain dead people in the world with a selection of whacky stories from all over the world.
• Hiaku for You: Another great segment from Karen with a little teaser of a question with haikus on our beloved other presenters!
• The guys wrap up the show by thanking everyone in the IRC every week.
• Ian comments on the crazy ass goings on in the forums.
• The guys make a call out to break Jack Mangan’s Deadpan comment record of some 1200.

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The studio audience: Chris from Tempe, our cheesecake goddess. (After this was recorded, Joe had a piece. Damn, they weren’t exaggerating.)

First Drink of the Day: More Sake Bombers! And Mike splooges.

And now for something completely different:
• Get Your Geek Off: a question from The Computer King… Sex for the hefty geek.
• We talk to Ian about what we can expect from next week’s show.
• A Different Point of View: TD0013 responds to some of his critics.
• By the way, have you noticed the love TD0013 is getting from the ladies? Damn!
• Mike reviews Psych.
• Mike just rips his goddam toenail off.
• Rebeer: Warm Sake, very good for you! And Jack has some more Grotten Brown. Hey, have some money burning holes in your pockets? Call Magnum’s at 1-866-342-4427 (1-866-34-CIGAR)
• A Haiku Moment: Ode to Farscape.
• Spherical Tomi is now in print! Buy it for the girl-on-girl action!
• Joe has a boring story from work.
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Future
• Jack Pimp 2.0. Check out the artwork at jackmangan.com
• New beer openers are here!
• Where the hell is the Brooklyn Bruise Man!?!
• Deep Thought of the Week: Animal Adoption
• Jack will be MCing the Masquerade Ball a CopperCon.
• Mike’s schedule.
• Mike begs for money. Next show, he’ll roll over and shake hands. For money.
• Joe’s birthday: July 10, 1972.

Promos:
Dragon*Con Tv
The ADD Cast

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In studio audience: Chris from Tempe, still with the cheesecake, and Steve the Guitar

First Drink of the Day: Sake Bombers (without me!?! Grr.), and Jack’s sticking with the Oatmeal Stout. Sounds like our beer cache is dwindling. Call the Magnum’s numer at the bottom of the post, people. Use your credit cards. Buy us beer. Thanks.

Also on the show:
• So, the guys love Chris’ cheesecake. So, Eliza, you’re going to have to top it. Then, Chris, you’re going to have to top whatever Eliza does. And you two are going to have to do this every week.
• A Different Point of View: Order 66.
• Ok, guys, stop babling. Get back to the topless chics at adpov.net.
• Mike wonders, does copyright expire after something has run its course? The answer is yes, after 75 years or so.
• Another Wingin’ It Celebrity Promo. How the mighty have fallen.
• Rebeer (BTW, I still can’t get used the the idea of using the word beer as a verb): More bombers.
• Evo isn’t the gay, right?
• International car bombs.
• Get Your Geek Off: Roleplaying.
• Mike’s wife discovers that her husband has Mennengasia. Wonder if they’ve told her the cure yet?
• A Haiku Moment: Mark Hammill.
• What the hell is Sahe?
• Check out the Dukes of Hazzard/Star Wars artworks at jackmangan.com
• Mike’s been catching up on movies: Ultraviolet, Fun with Dick and Jane
• Do movies dictate morals?
• Sensible Erection (nsfw – duh)
• Xombie Online
• Star Trek New Voyages
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Origin by The Computer King.
• What’s happening next week? Who the hell knows.

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Promos:
Typical Mac User
Typical PC User

MEWI 67 Shopkeeper List:

Shopkeeper Data: Pool party be %(&*#(#&. This show keeps Mike at the board after …. how many? Listen to the next show where Mike gets his stomach pumped.

You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.

Books: A Different Point of View by TD0013 – PodioBook | Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan – PodioBook

Movies: Diamonds are Forever | The Dukes of Hazzard – Series 1 | Fun with Dick & Jane | Goldfinger | Highlander | Immortal | Resident Evil | Resident Evil – Apocalypse – Apocalypse… not Armageddon… jeez, for a Jovovich fan you’d think he’d know… | The Rock | Seven Samurai | Star Trek: New Voyages – awesome fanfilms | Star Wars IV – New Hope | Ultraviolet | Untouchables | Xombie Online | Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman, Vol. 1 – The Tale of Zatoichi

Music: New Electronic Folk Music: The Peopletree Sessions with Milla Jovovich | The Very Best of War – Includes Low Rider

IMDB (Movies): Snakes on a Plane

Also on this show:
• Debbie from East Mesa is our studio audience! We like her this week, because she brought chocolate from Classic Candies, or, as I like to call them, Choco Magnum’s.
• Jack practices being Evo.
• First Drink of the Day, once again brought by Charlie: Vertical Epic, from Stone Brewing.
• Goats of the world, beware!
• Get Your Geek Off: Porn… Good or Evil?
• Jack brags about the size of his comment cache.
• A voicemail, on this show? A caller presents some help for when Evo’s not around.
• Jack didn’t care for the new Superman movie. Wait, these guys already saw the new Superman movie? What the fuck!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?! Any particular reason I wasn’t informed about this? I’m a fucking email away! I mean, Jesus Christ on a crutch, people. Why do you think I do this thankless job? This podcasting sidekick gig hasn’t gotten me any poonani (well, except that one time), the least you can fucking do is tell me about the freaking sneak previews, okay?
• A Scanner Darkly is coming out July 7th. Guess who’s starring in it.
• Jack has been watching the old school BBC The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Netflix people, netflix.
• Charlie didn’t so much like the recent movie, though.
• Mike is putting out the call. Movies, TV shows, Books, etc. to choose a mate by. Email and voicemail your suggestions.
• A sex(y) researcher studying Mennengasia? What the hell, I’ll buy it, ’cause she found a great cure for the disease.
• Rebeer: Gulden Draak from the brouwerij Van Steenberge. That’s Belgian for “packs a wallop.”
• Scifi Poetry Slam: Wow. Dani just raised the bar. Ok, all you would-be poets, take some notes and send us your stuff!
• Some Duel of the Fates cock-teasing. And some brilliant Farpoint Media pimping.
• A Haiku Moment: I Love Wolverine.
• Ok, I like happy drunks. Really happy drunks. If you have a podcast, it gets mentioned somewhere around this point.
• Ok, call in with your favorite “fuck” sayings. “Fuck a duck” already taken.
• Ewww. I sleep on that bed!
• I really need to consider cutting my vacation short and reigning these guys in. I’m just saying.

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Promos:
The Time Traveler Show
Typical Mac User

MEWI 66 Shopkeeper List:

Shopkeeper Data: No Evo?! Good god, man… who’s gonna be obnoxious… Oh, wait. Mangan’s in the studio.

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General Products: Stone Brewery

Books: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams | HHGG Audio Tapes by BBC | Until Geek’s Guide to Dating gets written, you can read Dating for Dummies by Joy Browne | Dr. Bloodmoney, The Man in the High Castle, Scanner Darkly, The World Jones Made by Philip K. Dick | Spherical Tomi – eBook | Duel of the Fates by Jack Mangan | Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Mistress of the Dragon by Michael R. Mennenga, the only Amazon entry I’ve seen with a name pronunciation guide

Movies: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure | Doctor Who – The Beginning Collection | Dr. Strangelove | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy TOM | Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy TOS | I Love You to Death | Johnny Mnemomic | Matrix | Night Shift | Speed | Superman TOM

Music: The Baddest of George Thorogood and the Destroyers

IMDB (Actors): Robert Downey, Jr. | Woody Harrelson | Keanu Reeves | Winona Ryder

IMDB (Movies): Scanner Darkly

First Drink of the Day: Anchor Brewing Company’s Liberty Ale for Evo, Anchor Bock for Jack, and for Mike, Sam Adams Chocolate Bock.

Also on this show:
• Evo, apparantly having drunk some Lazy Bastard, wants you to stitch together some promos for us.
• Don’t miss the blockbust duel of the year: The Clash of the Ego, Without Evo.
• Evo comments on the comments listeners gave on the flickr pics.
• We’re out of beer openers. So, if you’re waiting on your order, more are on the way.
• Evo and Sheila are gonna go see Nacho Libre. Also, if you’re not a fan of Tenacious D, what’s wrong with you?
• A Haiku Moment: Fight something or other
• Evo talks about a South American culture that has a unique sense of time.
• A Geek Fu Essay: Does a Good Theme Trump Bad Game Design?
• Evo cleans out his game closet, and makes a million dollars on Ebay!
• Scifi Poetry Slam: The Divine Matrix
• Poonini talk.
• Evo talks about an East Indian minister’s gift to his new wife. Evo, reading all this news? Sorry ’bout that, just passed out a little bit.
• Matt goes to Hell. Michigan, that is. Matt sends us some postcards from the 6/6/06 party.
• Mike and Evo forgot to give many mad props and muches shoutouts to Classic Candies for the fudge they sent.
• Oh, I’m sorry, did you miss that? That’s… Classic Candies; 300 West Apache Trail, Apache Junction, AZ 85220; phone: (480) 982-6008).
• A bonnie lass yearns for her long lost man in white.
• Mike needs all the calendar pics by the end of June.
• Joe’s taking a mental health month. And the guys; schedules are hurtin’ in July. So, what could they possibly do?
• Jack’s comment section for his Mur Lafferty interview… hawsome!

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Promos:
The Dragon Page With Class
Does My Geek Look Big In This?

On today’s Wingin’ It:
• First Drink of the Day: Karen and Smokin’ Joe donated everything from the Stone Brewing Co., a keg of Skinny Dip from Magnum’s, Thomas from Flagstaff’s Black Lager, Doghead 120
• Taking Care of your Terrapin, by Karen from Kalifornia.
• TD0702 gives us the line that will become a bumper.
• Evo gives us a boring Michigan geography lesson.
• Well, they actually do roll call here, but we have a format to keep.
• Keanu Reeves records a promo for us.
• Rebeer: Old Chub
• Karen from Kalifornia talks dirty. I so have to meet this Nevermind.
• TD0013 tries the Old Chub and talks dirty. Whatever.
• Evo describes his and Enormous’ levels of hirsuteness
• Haiku Moment: Do Androids Even Dream?
• Alvie the cheating bastard wins a broken beer opener.
• Rhettro compiles a Best of Michael R Mennenga from Show 63 at Evo’s behest. Andrea’s hot.
• A review of The Omen from The Computer King. Could he be any more ambiguous?
• Alvie has something to say! Well, a couple of things, but they’re whiny and boring.
• Enormous has this thing about nipples and testicles.
• More drunken ramblings, and Evo calls it a day. Save your nickels for next year’s bash, folks. It was hella cool.

Promos:
Podcasting: Now and Beyond
Wingin’ It Forums

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The crew talks about going Evo-less. (The show is Joe-less, too, but they don’t seem to have anything to say about that.)

Also on the show:
• Dan talks about Magnum’s. They sell beer. Have we mentioned them before?
• First drink of the day thanks to Charlie the Beer Guy: Deschutes Brewery’s Mirror Pond Pale Ale for Jack and Charlie. Skinny Dip from New Belgium for Mike. Extra Ginger Brew by Reed’s for Summer.
• A Wingin’ It root beer show?
• Dan brings Gouden Carolus and pimps the store a bit.
• Haiku moment: Supernatural
• Andrea’s hot. Why, yes she is!
• Dragon*Con is coming up. And you’re coming, right? Right!?!
• HP outsourcing to Michael & Evo. Donate to the con fund, and we’ll make all your problems go away.
• Rebeer: Mirror Pond, Skinny Dip
• Mike recants a bit on the Cooper’s from last week.
• Get Your Geek Off: Jeremy from Seattle has to fly without Andrea today. Luckily, Kerry from Seattle fills in. There was no question this week, so we have a sex toy review. Jeremy and Andrea need some questions, people. Send your sexual inquiries to getyourgeekoff at gmail dot com
• Karen from Kalifornia calls in and talks about what she’s packing for the pool party. I so can’t wait to meet this woman. Seriously, Saturday can’t get here fast enough.
• Pool temperature check: 80 degrees F (26.65 degrees C)
• A Hawaiian theme for the pool party? Whatever.
• Joe is in the chat room. Why?
• Thank you guys so much for your donations!
• Mark the Brooklyn Bluesman bullshits us with a nice story about some hot Taiwanese ladies wanting hot podcast action.
• Next week on Speaking of Beer, Charlie blows Evo’s hoppy mind.
• ANOTHER REBEER! Gouden Carolus Grand Cru of the Emperor. Charlie and Mike just go gaga. Over and over again.
• Summer says something about Ian’s voice that I still can’t believe. And I’ve listened to it looped. For hours.
• Charlie wants some female sexy accents, dammit.
• Mike as a theory about the kind of beer drunk and the tone of the show.
• Jack so wants to get going. ‘Til Friday, then.

Promos:
Dragon*Con Podcasting Track
Whole Lot of Nonsense Podcast
Wingin’ It Forums

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Shopkeeper Data: Good God, Magnum… help fund M&E’s Wingin’ It, so that Evo won’t have to take time away from the studio… or Jack can get to a therapist to help him feel more comfortable in Dracovista… buy some stuff, NOW!

You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.

Books: Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Spherical Tomi – eBook | The Elements of Style, Fourth Edition by William Strunk Jr., E.B. White, Roger Angell – help Mike fight the “you did that good” syndrome

Movies: Braveheart | Swamp Thing

Music: Greatest Hits of Motley Crue

IMDB (Actors): Pam Anderson | Keanu Reeves – he can be named ’cause ain’t no Evo whinin’

On this week’s Wingin’ It:
• Jack comes up with yet another name for Joe. Think he’s gay enough?
• First drink of the day: Enormous from Australia gave Magnum’s a call and got us some Cooper’s beers. Cooper’s Original Pale Ale for Evo, Cooper’s Dark Ale for Mike. There’s a Sparkling Ale, too. Wanna donate beer to the cause? Give, give till it hurts at 1-866-34-CIGAR (1-866-342-4427).
• We’re out of beer openers, upgrading to Opener 2.0.
• New members of the $20 club: Frank Neil and Brad from Podculture, and a few secret ones. Ooooooo.
• Jimmy from Denver pimping some TV scripts.
• The guys pull out the microscopes to see what’s floating in the brew.
• Pool temperature update: 78 degrees F (25.55 degrees C)
• The pool party is fast approaching, folks, RSVP!
• Evo gets some cello lessons.
• Wingin’ It R&D: Andrew is trapped in a cave, but he presses on for us with Spooky Juice and The Salem Witch.
• Testicle talk that I missed the first time around.
• Oh, and the click grid needs some attention.
• Clickgrid sponsor of the week: Aaron Hollman!
• Refining the pool party menu.
• Oh. My. God. What is up with the Scifi Channel? Wrestling? It’s Jack Mangan’s fault.
• Scifi Poetry Slam by Robert G. Parent: Stone People.
• The Wingin’ It forums scare Evo. Ian calls to update us on the goings on. The bottle opener winner for being the 100th forum member – Alvie. I shit you not.
• Mur with a live GeekFu from Balticon: Hell Hath No Fury…
• A rebeer that makes me feel tingly in places. Thanks KfK.
• Evo has recommendations for Netflix, and busts Summer for her recommendations. They are her recommendations, right?
• Someone sings so nice for Mike.
• Hello, you’ve reached the crisis, assistance family intervention spousal abuse and suicide prevention hotline. Hold please.

Shopkeeper Data: For all our sakes, buy something so that Mike can finish the frickin’ studio…

You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.

Books: Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Spherical Tomi – eBook

Movies: Battlefield Earth | Brown Bunny | Flash Gordon – the good one with the Queen Soundtrack | Homestarrunner.com – Everything Else: Vol. 1 | I Spit on Your Grave | Knight Rider 2000 | Liquid Sky | Night Riders

Music: Flash Gordon by Queen | Essential Yo-Yo Ma – because Evo needs to get him some culture

IMDB (Movies): Snakes on a Plane | X-Men III

Summer has the perfect tee for TD0013

Phil sent us… oh wait.

Also on this week’s Wingin’ It:
• First Drink of the Day – Courtesy of Magnum’s: Fish Tale IPA, Nut Brown Ale, Bridgeport IPA, Fat Tire, Black Butte Porter
• Just what we need, a toll-free beer hotline: Call 1-866-34 CIGAR (1-866-342-4427) to order us some beer from Magnum’s.
• Evo’s in so much pain, he can’t use a bottle opener. Time to do some research on the American with Disabilities Act.
• Mike performed enhancement surgery on the studio. Now bigger and longer.
• The greatest Killer Bunnies promo ever.
• Phil sent us… oh, wait.
• Listen live! Chat with us!
• Our forums contest. The 100th sign-up gets a free beer opener signed by everybody in the studio.
• TD0013 sings the praises of The Queen of Geek, Mur Lafferty.
• Indiana Jim’s Uninvited Guest Editorial: Engaging in illegal commerce on Mike’s say-so.
• We’re not mean, we love the Drunk Maul.
• Phil sent us… oh, wait.
• Nina sent us German chocolate. THREE kilos worth.
• Phil sent us… Australian chocolate. FIVE KILOS WORTH. And instructions for use.
• Eliza brought us chocolate chip mint cookies. My diet starts tomorrow.
• Scott from the Warbirds Resource Group emails us: His house is now littered in BSG DVDs and Violet Crumble wrappers.
• Get Your Geek Off with Andrea and Jeremy: Jimmy from Denver asks: Why do all the men in pr0n have small pee-pees?
• Time to rebeer with new music! Given to us by Mark from Memphis.
• Evo decides to play golf, with disasterous results to his back and shoulder. Oh, and it’s not really golf. And it sounds like his physician’s tools ain’t approved by the FDA.
• Michael’s Deep Thought of the Week: The little voices in your head.
• If your beer opener has broken, email Mike. Also, introducing TD0013, master beer opener repairman.
• Couple of random emails.
• Karen from Kalifornia has some messages for Mike, TD, and Evo. I so can’t wait to meet this woman.

Promos:
Nina Kimberly The Merciless by Christiana Ellis

Shopkeeper Data: Help Evo get some help for his palm overuse… snicker…

You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.

General Products: Gummi Bears | Maltesers | Oak Creek Brewery | Tim Tams | “Vader was Framed” t-shirt | Violet Crumbles

Books: Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Spherical Tomi – eBook

Games: Frisbee Disc Golf Set 3 Pack | Killer Bunnies and the Quest for the Magic Carrot – Red Booster Deck | Porter-Cable NS150A 18-Gauge Narrow Crown Stapler Kit – build your own personal massage unit |

Movies: Battlefield Earth | Monster Garage – Series 1 | Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail | Star Trek TOS EP 50 – “By Any Other Name” – Watch It, Learn It, Live It… People

IMDB (Movies): Snakes on a Plane

Debbie from East Mesa makes up our silent studio audience this week.

First drink of the day: Charlie brings us a stunt beer and shameless beer podcast plug: Black Butte Porter, and Full Sail Amber.

• More with the beer… And now NA beer… ZZZZzzzzzz.
• At an exclusive LepreCon event, a brand-new Star Wars character was introduced to the public: Drunk Maul!
• Evo’s secret to having fun at conventions. Go Pirates!
• Get Your Geek Off – sex Q&A with Andrea and Jeremy: The Reverse Cowgirl. I shit you not. Send your questions to getyourgeekoff at gmail dot com
• Summer’s oh-so near brush with the Pr0n industry. And Joe’s an asshole. Pr0n has scripts? Pr0n –> Tennis –> Volleyball –> back to Pr0n.
• Andrew from Wingin’ It R&D treats us to some body-fluid inspired drinks: Michelle’s Alien Urine, & JR’s Brain Hemorrhage
• Evo has bumper issues. Michael has segment issues.
• Rebeer: What are these odd metal containers? Dale’s Pale Ale.
• Evo sets Mike up at the Nebula Awards.
• Evo completely busts NJ’s chocolate salty balls.
• Haiku moment: The Goal
• Pool temperature update: 76.5 degrees
• Wanna come to the pool party? RSVP by emailing: rsvp at dragonpage dot com
• Mrs. Clark needed a transplant. Unfortunately, God has a horrible sense of humor.
• Bye Summer! Rub many bodies for us!
• What is your position on the drug war? Evo wants to know. Also, prostitution, anyone?
• A Different Point of View: The Galaxy’s Greatest Hero.
• Go buy a what!?!

Promos:
Indiana Jim’s The As-Yet Untitled Podcast
HyperiCon
The Official Wingin’ It Forums

Shopkeeper Data: I’ve been sick, I’ve been tired, I’ve been poor… the guys are only one short of joining me… so buy stuff and help ‘em out.

You can get the books, games, movies or music in the following list by signing up for Netflix, by following the links to order your own copies from Amazon.com, or by setting up your TiVo.

Books: The Essential Ellison: A 50 Year Retrospective (Revised and Expanded) – Harlan Ellison | Spherical Tomi – PodioBook | Spherical Tomi – eBook | Even Cowgirls Get the Blues – Tom Robbins | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream – Hunter S. Thompson

Movies: Even reverse Cowgirls Get the Blues | The Mummy – where you can see what happens when a mummy sucks you dry | South Park, Vol. 11: Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls/Chickenpox (VHS)

IMDB (Movies): Snakes on a Plane

The Dragon Page: Wingin’ It is SO last season. Introducing Michael and Evo’s Wingin’ It at michaelandevo.com. I think there’s an understood “Joe and Summer and…” in there somewhere.

First drink of the day… Evo: Red Brick Summer Hefe-weizen, Jack: Imperial Red Ale, Mike: Coffee Oatmeal Imperial Stout, TD0013: Guiness, Joe: a BJ from Douglas in Denver

What happened to the pastry chef, and what does her marriage have to do with Penn and Teller?

Open call for Deadpan Podcast content!! Send submissions to jack at jackmangan dot com.

Deep thought of the week… wait, no porn? WTF?

The greatest song EVAR, The First of May, by Jonathan Coultan.

Alvie pays for a private voice message from Summer. Brilliant!

Our bottle openers are now classic!

The Dragon Page R&D Team: Of all the drinks in all the world, and somehow Tee makes it all about him. Rafton’s Revenge, Askana’s Absolution, and Askana’s Wrath. Oh, and KFK’s My Favorite Mennengasian. Send submissions to crowe at geeklectic dot com.

Pool Temperature Update: 69 degrees. Huh huh huh… he said 69.

Evo ponders beer signs and owning his own bar one day.

A Haiku Moment: BSG

Rebeer: From Alvie – Bitch Creek from the Grand Teton Brewing Co., Twisted Pine Cream Style Stout, and Twisted Pine Hoppy Boy IPA.

The Nebula Awards and LepreCon are this coming weekend. Naked body painting mixed with live Dual of the Fates?

ADPOV: You don’t tug on Sumperman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don’t try to steal from the Emperor.

Anti-sex and anti-pot commercials. What are we teaching our kids these days?

Scifi Poetry Slam: One Bite, by The Computer King

Jeremy, the up and coming voicemail contributor.

Gangsta Jimmy breakin it down for magerzines.

And remember:

Listen to the Wingin’ It Voicemail show later this week! It’s the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

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Promo: A Different Point of View
Links: Red Brick Summer
Spherical Tomi – PodioBook
Spherical Tomi – eBook