But if you want more of the new Wingin’ It 3-D, then http://www.winginit3d.com is where you need to go.

New site, new show, new feed. Head over to the new site to get all of the new and some of the old sweetness.

First Last Drink of the Day Ever: Shannon Farrell sent us a bunch homebrew! Stout, Belgium Whit, Porter, Honey Wheat, and Mead Ale. Thank you very much Shannon!

Food of the day: Kris failed to bring us food and blames it on Jack. Debbie brought us pizza instead. Hooray!

Promos:

Wingin’ It 3-D.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial
Stormwolf.
Pulp Gamer.
Sci-Fi Smackdown.

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And now for the voicemails:

• CMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! lives. Follow Sci-Fi Laura’s adventures in China.
• Thunderpants.
• Super Scotty is not so super right now. Air guitar sold on Ebay.
• Chris from Indy calls in about air porn competition.
• Lejon in Chandler sympathizes with Mike S. about his low carb.
• Eric in Sydney needs to be creative about his business travel plans.
• Alec comments about the FPM body dumping.
• Caller has a surreal experience at a Whataburger drive through.
• Keith in Chicago loves caffeine almost as much as Tim. It’s not a love but rather a requirement.
• Moose calls us names and gave us beer? James and Enormous drank them. BASTARDS!!
• Gazerbeam talks about the Rock, Paper, Scissors competition.
• Rob from Knoxville calls about beer popsicles.
• Eric in Sydney is off our Christmas lists.
• Enormous phones in from all over during the pool party.
• Kevin the Bodypainter strange signs - hypnobirthing.
• Dicky (?) from Toronto chooses marriage over beer.
• Ari from Boston brings the Dr. Who talk.
• Kurt in St. George trashes Thundercats, He-Man and various 80’s cartoons.
• Kurt in St. George reaches out to Big and Tasty and gives out some friendly advice.
• Kevin the body painter and his homies.
• Allmighty Schmoo with a groaner.
• Gazerbeam is googling Mur’s clit.
• Big and Tasty is being set up.
• Big and Tasty is everywhere. Mike Stackpole has some dating hints for B&T.

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Silent Studio audience is non existent. They are a bunch of loud drunkards!

First Fifteenth Drink of the Day: Mike breaks open the Rogue HazelNut Brown Nectar, Brian opens a Stone Smoked Porter and a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. We also have Thomas’s Hefe, Maibock and Black Ales on tap. Big thanks to him for bringing that down!

Food of the day: Kris and Tim made a metric ass ton of food. Charlie brought his smoked meat. Kebabs for EVERYONE!

Promos:

Geeklabel Radio.
Into the Dark.
Foodgeeking.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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In the background we have Charlie the Beer Guy, CMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!, SciFi Laura, Debbie is also back there.

And now for the voicemails:

• Rapideye gives us the ya’ll grammar lesson.
• Scifi Laura calls us from Dublin. Wait!? She’s in the studio today!
• Ari from Boston - Organ selling and knots.
• FG tells us to toss the bodies in with the phone.
• Karen from Melbourne - Mmmmm…She can call again and again.
• FG powdered alcohol, baseball games, and alcoholic poprocks.
• Tim C from the Babylon Podcast calls to talk about “Love Machines”.
• Gary from Jacksonville wishes us well for the pool party.
• Caller with Wonder Woman - Dropped call.
• He calls back in and makes Brian’s head spin.
• Dwight from Ottowa the perfect dry martini with powdered alcohol.
• Mark in Memphis empathizes with Eric about the Bells Palsy.
• Mike Wills from Mike’s Hotdish shows the love for Lazy Show Notes.
• CA does look like The Kid from Bad Santa.
• Kevin the Bodypainter has a NSTIW moment. Best Scooby Noise EVER!
• Big and Tasty needs a hug. We wonder abou the “Would you like fries with that?” Podcast.
• JP just found us and now we’re ending. D’OH!
• Tune in NEXT week for some interesting announcements.
• Caller tries to impersonate Edmund from Greenville. Close but no cigar.
• Kevin has a follow up on the wanna be gangster. Debbie nominates a new Fucktard!
• We love the Geeklabel guys. Go buy a shirt!

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Silent Studio audience is being played by Alec’s wife Karen, Lorrie’s Mom Pat, and Brian’s wife Mary.

Mike reads a statement about Evo leaving. You can find a copy of it off the main page, on the right hand side - Adieu Evo Terra.

First Drink of the Day: A toast to Evo. We are toasting him with two of his favorites from the Stone Brewery, Ruination and Arrogant Bastard Ale. MRM is drinking Young’s Double Chocolate Stout and Mike Stackpole is drinking Tullamore Dew 12 year.

Treat of the day: Kris made scones (orange chocolate chip and cherry) and Eliza made mini-quiches.

Promos:

The Vintage Gamer.
Geeklabel Radio.
Tony’s Losing It.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Michael A. Stackpole’s Home.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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And now for the voicemails:

• Gazerbeam is late to the party. Who says we aren’t drawing in new listeners?!
• Enormous asks Charlie how much is in a crap ton.
• Tony in Minnesota wonders if Summer is going to get her body painted at the pool party.
• Brian has pool party info — brian at dragonpage dot com to get Pool Party directions if you are attending the Pool Party.
• Moose is being censored by his cell phone. Vespas and something something?
• All sorts of vespa clubs. Here is a site with a bunch of vespa events.
• Andrea thanks Enormous for the well wishes. If Enormous is coming through Chicago email Andrea.
• Andrea doesn’t feel bad for the cicadas.
• Eric in Sydney gives us a clit joke.
• Tony calls in with the nice praise.
• Anna in Washington watched Catwoman on an airplane.
• Enormous asks about the poo talk in the last show. Eliza is a southern Goth.
• Jules from Michigan (?) complains about George Hrab stripping when Leann was a perfect person to strip against George. I’m thinking DragonCon STRIP OFF!
• Big and Tasty has better living through chemistry. Sleep deprivation makes everyone pretty.
• Kevin The Bodypainter tells a story.
• Big and Tasty is excited about the WI documentary. He obviously missed the fact that he should probably email Charlie since Charlie put out the call. Eliza wants a pony.
• Debbie brings the harshness onto B&T.
• Jonathan has some First of May stories. He misses out on a money making opportunity.
• Gazerbeam takes a really long way around telling a bad pun. He is really late to the party.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty thinks we’re taking over her topics. GO LISTEN TO CHRIS.
• Short show. CALL US! We like to respond.

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On this week’s show: Mike, Brian, Tim, Charlie the Beer Guy, Debbie, Eliza, Kris, and Alec the ClicheKiller. Charlie’s wife Carolyn is wandering in and out.

This show was recorded while Evo was vacationing on the east coast after Balticon. This was recorded before his announcement.

First Drink of the Day: Charlie has brought us some really cool local anniversary brew from the Sonoran Brewing Company. Debbie is drinking her usual. Brian cracks open the Black and Blue that Charlie brought in for Brian.

Treat of the day: Kris made banana bread and pear almond lavender bread and Eliza baked a chocolate bundt cake. Tim also brought smoked baby back ribs with a homemade smoke onion BBQ sauce.

Promos:

Planet Retcon Radio.
The Geologic Podcast.
Technorama.
The Farpoint Media Forums.
DragonCon Podcast.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Evo is vacationing on the east coast after Balticon. This was recorded before his announcement.

And now for the voicemails:

• Jonathan from Birmingham calls in about his energy drink for Tim. Tim is going to die.
• Lee from Boston phones in about Mike’s foley fun.
• Gary from Jacksonville has earned his WI asshole badge thanks to Evo.
• Mike chimes in about MRM’s movie rant. Stupid lines on opening weekend.
• Super Scotty claims that Halle Berry is a positive thing about Catwoman. Survey says, BZZZZZ! NO!
• Mara in California has a different twist on the podfade. First one is always free!
• Fucking Geek brings other bad movies. Thunderpants?
• A caller brings the Japanese phrases to Wingin It.
• Eric in Sydney is back and he’s been struck with Bell’s palsy. Glad you’re doing better mate!
• More Japanese lessons for Wingin’ It fans. Tim and Eliza go all language geeky.
• Another Japanese lesson - The 8 metre flute.
• Chris the Fixed Kitty disproves our maps needing Viagra theory. She’s going to be The Robo Games rather then the Pool Party.
• JustaJ0e agrees with Mike’s rant about theatres. Theatres are going the way of the dinosaur.
• I kid you not, check out JustJ0e and Jessica’s podcast at Cup Car Update. Quick and to the point Nascar updates. Good stuff!
• Enormous ringing in to send his regards to Andrea Smartie Hottie.
• Andrea Smartie Hottie gives us an update. Send cicada death rays ASAP.
• Mark in Mephis talks about small theatres with NO CENTER seats. Time to break out the power tools.
• Brent from Ohio is a new listener?! I don’t believe it.
• No, there is no saving Wingin’ It.
• Evo’s phone calls in. Wow, it’s a foul mouthed redneck phone.
• Moose has a suggestion for WI.
• John from Fullerton gives us beer talk. Charlies drools.
• Big and Tasty likes hot food. Habaneros away! Safety tip from the Wingin’ It crew. Don’t touch ANY private parts after handling these peppers.
• Super Scotty - The WI Twelve Step.
• Alan has a new drink recipe, The Tee Morris NY Times Special.
• Caller has a new phrase for Paul from Des Moines.
• Dicky from Toronto phones back in about the beers he tempted us with.
• Enormous comments about those of us here who never go to the Grand Canyon. Come visit Evo’s phone.
• Caller outrage at the end of Wingin’ It.
• Nobilis has a theory Wingin’ It is like a girlfriend who is going to break up with you.
• Fired? I quit!
• Enormous is back in Brisbane. Pool party in 2 weeks.

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First Non Drink of the Day: No Victory Hopdevil ale or Dogfish Head 90 and 120 minute IPAs. Nope nothing to drink here *wink, wink*.

Promos:

The Geologic Podcast
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Semi-silent studio audience: Debbie’s girl child and bookends.

First Second Third Drink of the Day: We have homebrew from Mur’s awesome hubby Jim. Two beers - S and BW. Stout and Belgium Wheat brews.

Promos:

Technorama.
Balticon Podcast
We Are Not Cool podcast
Joe Murphy Memorial

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And now for the voicemails:

• Nick from Brisbane - I don’t think he’s really an Australian.
• Rhettro brought us beer. Lucifer - It’s Belgium for Coors Light.
• Joel from California - Wants a review of the topless carwash in Brisbane. Nick, you have a mission.
• Caller with cell phone advice - Too late!
• Caller comments about the forever stamp. Costner will deliver it.
• Claire from Muskego Wisconsin with multicultural Wingin’ It.
• Yogi and Boo-Boo find Evo’s phone.
• Verizon guy phones in from the Grand Canyon.
• Enormous ends his trip with a call in from San Francisco airport.
• Thomas from Flagstaff ponders the forever stamp.
• Nick from Brisbane complains about Evo cutting the show short. He’s also in denial.
• The Wingin’ It - Twelve step program.
• Joe in Chicago requests a change in Slice of Sci Fi.
• Brian is going to make a mint by selling old WI episodes. Evo has a better idea.
• KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHN!!
• It’s India… MOOSE! Moose finally figures out which number to dial.
• Moose again, on the correct number again. STELLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!
• There goes Moose’s therapy.
• Moose haggles on the number of remaining shows.
• Dwight from Ottawa with a congratulation for Paul from Des Moines.
• Colossus calls in.
• Brian Richardson comments on Mike’s Pimpness.
• Andrea calls in from traffic with a goofy stuck in traffic story.
• Andrea comments on the end of Wingin’ It.
• Dicky from Toronto with tips for enjoying Toronto for Enormous. Dicky needs to send us some of that good beer.
• Ari from Boston is going to miss us, won’t everyone?
• Imp calls in. We miss Imp! She makes us all warm and tingly.

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Treat of the day: Kris made peanut butter cookies and peanut butter buckeyes and Eliza created cookies and cream fudge.

Third Drink of the Day: Thanks to Anna from Washington! She sent us some lovely beers from McMenamins Brewery. We have the Hammerhead, Sunflower IPA, Terminator Stout and the Ruby ale.

Promos:
The Farpoint Media Forums.
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Thomas has brought us some of his FINE homebrew - A dry hopped cream ale and a hefeweizen. Thanks Thomas!

And now for the voicemails:

• Big and Tasty is going to have his own podcast?
• Keith in Chicago - On the road to Iowa.
• Formally Badger Badger/He’s now the Fucking Geek - He was getting his geek off.
• The Fucking Geek - Commenting about our K7 phone number.
• Andrew comments about the end.
• Gary from Illinois - He wishes for the old cast??
• The Final Countdown!!!
• Ralph from Knoxville - he was sad until the ADD hits.
• TFG again - He’s confused about fantasy costumes and BOW CHIKKA BOW BOW fantasy costumes.
• Dwight from Ottawa - He’s going to miss a trip to a live WI.
• Big and Tasty wants his Wingin’ It helmet.
• B&T with a groaner.
• Super Scotty from Canada rings in on costuming.
• SS again - B5 crossover talk.
• Kris the Fixed Kitty - Thark definition. Brian crushes Evo’s dreams of riches.
• Andrew comments about cosplay. Jesus was a cosplayer?
• A caller thanks us for the shows.
• Enormous calls in with an update and we understood everything. AMAZING!
• Enormous drawls out a voicemail but I can’t seem to understand him.
• Enormous is the new Mark from Memphis - He is in Canada eh? He tells us to bog in.
• Enormous phones in from a baseball game.
• It’s Mooose….Indiana Jim is mad about his bumper? He has a bumper?
• Moose! Indiana Jim has stolen your bit, Sic’em!
• Enormous went from the Caribbean to Louisiana and is now in Toronto.
• Big and Tasty calls in about the date or lack thereof. He then showcases why she said no.
• Setup on the energy drink recipe sent in from Jonathan from Birmingham. I think this dude needs to chug some of this drink.
• Tim’s going to die.
• Jonathan then calls in with a punchline. It’s about the woman who got McCarthy and Lennon tattooed on her thighs. Google it.
• Paul from Des Moines is gradumecated.
• Thomas from Flagstaff tempts blowing up the whole universe by being in the studio to comment on his voicemail.
• Mike has a great idea - Pay for the entire WI crew to show up at your function. We’ll drink beer, make snarky comments, Kris and Eliza will make food, Charlie and Thomas will bring beer for us. We’ll make a mint.
• Pool party talk - Send in those RSVP.
• Eliza is excited that NORMIE will be here for the pool party.

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First Drink of the Day: Evo is drinking Hebrew Origin which is made with pomegranate juice. Mike is enjoying a Young’s Double Chocolate Stout and there was 34 year old scotch earlier! It was VERY nice! Brian thanks his friend Scott May for that bottle.

Evo calls out the freaks and they respond! *points at Debbie, Eliza and Kris*

Promos:

The Ranting Scotsman Podcast.
Futility Writ Big
Joe Murphy Memorial

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Matt Fulton sent us some beer! Thank you sir! We’re enjoying some Phat Abbot from the Arbor Brewing Company.

And now for the voicemails:

• Tee Morris talks about his Evo-rific moment.
• Ari from Boston is so-so with Hebrew beer.
• Mark from Louisville with a thank you for Evo. Great..more ego for Evo.
• Paul from Des Moines is buying new monitors.
• Dwight from Ottowa with a message for Enormous.
• Caller hates the Scotty bit and mistakes Tim for Brian. I’m the witty one dammit!
• Mark in Mephis warns about royalty payments.
• Magic Fridge!!
• A caller didn’t like our joke - HAAHHAAHAHAHAHA! SUCKER!
• Another caller we suckered in.
• Andrea stuck in traffic welcomes us back. Charlie and Evo like Fun Dip.
• Australians have sexy voices!
• Will the Computer Guy was suckered in. BLAME EVO!
• Will the Computer Guy asks about Foodgeeking.
• Alan validates our clan biker talk that we started on Dragonpage. Klingon bikers also…wow.
• John from Australia he’s our resident mixologist! He turns over his drink ideas to FPM.
• Deadeye Evo takes aim at Debbie!
• Killer Bunnies talk.
• Super Scotty thinks we ROCK for our joke.
• It’s Moo…. Indiana Jim?? He kinda enjoyed it and was pissed at the same time!
• Indiana Jim is obviously having a few??
• Podcast Mike calls in with more freaky foods.
• Caller is appalled with the Wine and Wingin’ It - Evo Terra with the save.
• Gazerbeam with a joke.

Tune in for the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT on tomorrow’s show. Yeah, we know, but it’s not BS.

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And now for the voicemails:

• Super Scotty calls about the Joe Murphy Tribute show.
• Kevin the bodypainter - Automated phone systems and fucktard.
• Enormous - Watching cricket and mumble mumble pool party mumble mumble cruise.
• Robert from New Hampshire - a rambling message about WI marathon.
• Super Scotty - A soda commercial in fantasy land.
• Debbie commits a party foul!
• Big and Tasty date update! Lunch at 2pm on Friday. We couldn’t hear the time properly.
• John from Australia - Joe Murphy cocktail contest. Come up with a drink that reflects Joe’s tastes.
• Big and Tasty - Date update - 2:10 and is stood up. Awwwww!
• Kevin the bodypainter - Calls to keep our K7 phone line active.
• Danni - She’s in Gilbert Arizona and hasn’t come up to the studio since last year. One would think that she could just show up with beer.
• Madison RULES!
• Tee Morris chimes in and has obviously missed what we were saying. Tee is short bus special we know. I think he’d understand better if we were talking about COCK.
• Karen from Melbourne Australia - She thinks we RAWK!
• Karen from Melbourne Australia again - She’s my new favorite person! Call in again and again and again….and one more time…please?
• Enormous - He’s on a Carribean cruise watching cricket.
• Yeah it’s the Enormous show. He’s drinking Redstrip and rum.
• Big and Tasty wasn’t stood up? No sleep and no shower for his date. Rain check for next Wednesday. Why do I think this is going to end in tears?
• Enormous again - He’s muted and mumble mumble mumble. Africa hunting wilderbeasts.
• Enormous phones in again. He must be REALLY bored on this cruise. He is in Barbados.
• Enormous calls in waiting on his lobster and drinking rum punch in Barbados.
• Enormous calls in sitting on the beach, drinking, lots of babes, cricket. He’s still in Barbados. Fuck you Enormous!
• And just in case you missed it, FUCK YOU ENORMOUS!
• Joe from California - Badger Badger - He stopped while knocking boots to call in to our voicemail show. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
• Joe from California again - He prefers podcasts to get his geek off. I feel so dirty.
• Caller calls in with a good bad movie - Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
• Evo wants more sex talk/phone calls.

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Brian, Mike, Tim and Kris introduce us to the new format. We’re enjoying a Robert Mondavi cabernet sauvignon which is a lovely wine.

Mike outlines some of the new topics we will be discussing - Wine reports, wine buying tips for those new to the wine scene, how to pour a white wine vs a red wine, and many many more!

*CRASH! BANG! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!*

Evo comes back and puts things straight and welcome to ‘First of May’ Yes… you’ve been fucked.

First drink of the day for Brian and Evo Stone Brewery’s Russian Imperial Stout. Mike is drinking Hebrew - Messiah Bold.

Promos:

George Hrab

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Raise a root beer in memory of Randy Innuendo.

Song: “Mason Rocket” by Beatnik Turtle

First Drink of the Day: Doug brought us Double Bastard and Arrogant Bastard from Stone Brewery. Charlie brings something special Reunion Beer. Drink this beer and do some good.

Promos:

Charlie’s podcast Speaking of Beer
We are not cool
Cup Car Update
George Hrab

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